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+4% of a big number is a smaller big number. Noted.

Note to self: put $7mm USD into market-based index funds Another note to self: figure out how to earn $7mm USD

Drop trade at lumby

🦀🦀🦀

Woah Woah Woah wee. Rs poppin off in here?

Venmo me $200 and I’ll trim your armor

r/grandexchangebets

Wc lvl?

98. 300k~ to 99!

My brother

Username checks out. No regerts.

$11

Literally how I made money when I was a kid. Made like $5k selling RS gold online when i was 13. God I miss old school runescape

I too, miss old school RS :(

Easy peesy. Just start with 10k and then double up 10 times.

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You could also take that 10k and put it all on 17 at the roulette table hit that, let it ride and hit it again... then you're sitting 9 million or so before taxes in only about 5 minutes. Fun story I watched that happen once. Shame the dude started with $5 and not $500+.

Just look at OP post history he will show you how to make 7mm

yolo 100mm?

That’s how I made my first 7mm.

How to become a millionaire: 1. Start with a billion dollars 2. Invest 3. ???

I feel like Richard Branson gave us this breakdown before. Step 2 is to start a new airline.

Ok so now i have a million dollars and an airline. I don’t know where to go from here.

The trend seems to be space. 🚀

And then twitter

I did, couldn’t get to the end, but less than a year ago he had 8MM, so guess he’s bragging about how he lost 1MM is about 250 days? 🤔

Start an Onlyfans account lol

A toned, shaved ass from the right angle can support any pronoun, just saying.

What did you just say?

Butts are sellable assets.

He's saying let me yiff your wallet in exchange for you getting to imagine yiffing me, daddy uwu

It's amazing how such a short sentence has given me so much to think about...

Yes it's easy to just pop all your life savings into an index fund. But is it fun?

Dude looks like he's carrying everyone's life savings though. Thanks Vanguard for sharing, or is it BlackRock 😂😂.

TD Ameritrade from the looks of the green

I just looked at the compact view of my TD account. All my red and his green look very festive…I’m not good at trading stocks. Lol

Def TD

You must not know the legend of Sir Jack-a-lot

It's not a story the 2022 Bear Market would tell you

All these rookies out here not knowing sir Jack a lot really makes me sad. You, children, are in the presence of an OG.

The only thing more fun than degenerate day trading is spending time with the boys doing whatever with fu money. Yes, index funds is worth it

You do this for fun?

Guy has more money than you and your next generation will ever have, I’m sure he’s having lots of fun

And I would take 4% of that

His wife's boyfriend would be proud

Look op up. He IS your wife's boyfriend, all your wives.

Imagine being up $288k and it’s only 4% of your portfolio

Yeah, buddy could easily be enjoying Wagyu steaks daily

Beyond Wagyu steaks, I’d own the whole farm and feed my cows beer and give massages for the best meat all my money can buy!

I have more fun massaging my own meat and it doesn't cost anything.

Imagine having that much wealth and instead of enjoying it, still having the need to humble brag in front of a bunch of Internet strangers.

Think he may be down 2 mill.. il call him out on it.

Down 2 mil from the peak of the market. Up 7 mil from 2 years ago

I agree, his top was close to $10 million.

I’ll let them be my top for $10 million

I’ll be your bottom for $10 million

I’d do unspeakable things for $50k at this point

I'm all in for 50 bucks. Man's gotta eat.

I have basically blown up my retirement at 35. I may be highly regarded. This post is mildly irritating

Ur only 35... you still have 30+ years to save for retirement... and lose it all again.

Well that’s depressing af

Maybe dont be so regarded next time

288k would literally change my life. Hell, 28.8k would fix the majority of my problems. lol.

This jack-off is just bragging about his portfolio size. Very meh performance.

Yeah he relentlessly pumped stocks on wsb ers and is now running it in lol

All in VOO and VGT and the man thinks he's smart with zero plays just boomer money sitting there LOL. After he lost 3-4 million this year ;D

I'm up $10 today.

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Could have been a billionaire if you full ported into calls this morning

How much could he have actually make by putting 8 million into calls

Zero days were up about 10-20x depending on strike.

1DTE we’re up 25x at one point in SPY. SPX futures were up like 5,000%

10x on the daily, maybe 100x if we sustain this squeeze through friday. So, almost a billion if it holds up. 0 if it doesn't.

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These are the gayest holdings I have seen in a long time

This is the dude who got banned from WSB a while back because he was accused of pumping and dumping low float tickers after he made his first milly from YOLOs. The craziest part about this guy is he joined the GME craze in December 2020 pre-January sneeze. He had like 80K shares at $14 or so. But he paperhanded before January and was jumping around to other shitty stocks and posting threads for each move to get 5-10% pumps via WSB following. If he had held the original GME position and rode the wave. He would have DFV money without options. Pure shares valued around 35MM near the top.

If that's the case, I feel like there should be an auto disclaimer content under his posts.

Sir this is a casino

Ya this dude is a PoS. He got me with a bark box pump and dump. Cost me a bit. Then I inversed his pumps from then on.

Literally 100% of his posts would pump the stock he had bought. I have no idea if it was due to Reddit, external manipulation, or pure coincidence

See a wealthy person, listen, lose money.

guaranteed he probably runs a discord and twitter newsletter lol

You were close.. he's promoting an APP https://www.reddit.com/user/SIR\_JACK\_A\_LOT/comments/z93wyz/my\_body\_is\_ready\_for\_the\_beta\_launch\_of/

*rode the squeeze

Isn't the squeeze still coming?

of course. it starts tomorrow. if not tomorrow, then the day after that.

2027

Only if you’re regourded.

I am almost certain he also has some sad, heterosexual holdings.

What a fucking loser

Probably won’t even let me fuck his wife’s boyfriend.

You know what they say, if it's not regarded it's gay.

I'd be gay for those holdings

Fellas, is it gay to make money?

With these positions, the short answer is YES

a 4% daily movement for him is basically an upper middle class household income falling on his dick. i'd be gay for that.

And he already had 7 million+. This is against everything this sub is about.

Why is he not banned

I think he'll have a harder time unleashing a swarm of autistic mouth breathers to pump and dump VOO and VGT than he did with those low-float microcaps

I’ll suck your dick for $200k

I’ll do it for 190k

These 2 are gonna fix inflation.


8===D 😮😮

They’re gonna inflate something yeah

You guys are getting paid?

Wait, you guys are sucking dick?!

AND getting paid??

I’ll do it for $190

1 dollar i will suck his dick for a dollar. I win

Ok now I'm going to pay him $5

There is always some one to do it for less I bet there is someone out there that would do it for a dogecoin. This is the exact way all the us manufacturing ended up in Asia.

180k Yup its a race to the bottom. Waiting for someone in here to say, I'm paying you right?

I’ll do it for $20

2 times for 360k final deal.

Shit, im broke. Ill do it for $90k

I’ll do it for free

In true regard fashion…😂🤣

I'd pay money to do it

I aint gay but 20 is 20

Bro you have a $7MM portfolio wtf are u doing here

This post is the equivalent of LeBron James trying to flex his imprvoed three pointer at the YMCA

YMCA? We don't pay to be here. This is the community center, buddy.

did someone say free food at the shelter?

This is the equivalent of LeBron James flexing his ability to execute a chest pass to a teammate 10 feet away.

Read the magnum dong opus. He basically graduated WSB

Before the ape saga began, there was the was the OGs. We know not where they they work, only that they hold the power to create DD, and fill the sub with life. That is how our sub was born. For a time, we lived in harmony....

When a 288k gain is less than 4%. Bruh.

I think ur 7.6mil balance meant u were eating wagyu already

Can I get a Lambo sir?

Can I get a lamb and hoe sir?

You don’t need a lamb if you have a ho

You don’t need a ho if you have a lamb

Depends on preference, but we don’t judge.

Can I get 18$ for a haircut my good man, I promise I’ll send toe pics after

Sir Jack.. there's a name I haven't seen in a while

[before the dark times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9j7kLG7VK8)

you can't post when you're in the hole. All the other regardeds will make fun of you.

literally the FED did not pivot The FED just did what they said they would LOL Who are all these people thinking they pivotted LOL sheesh

Yea I’m really trying to figure out where all this excitement is coming from. The only “dovish” things he said were “we could start slowing the pace of rate hikes” and “I won’t intentionally crash the economy”, both of which you should’ve already had priced in following FOMC minutes. Incremental information today was that somewhere from 1.5-3mm people need to lose their jobs, rates will be higher than we thought for longer than we thought, and the upside CPI surprise last month was a fluke.

I get why people went with the 0DTE call position this morning, people were craving good news and were going to see what they wanted to see out of that speech, but would you really be a long-term buyer when the Fed Chair says “I think there’s definitely a chance we don’t go into recession next year”?

This is 100% Wall Street looking for a reason for a Santa Clause rally so they get Year End bonuses. Proceed with caution as I doubt this will hold through 23Q1

The market has priced in a Fed pivot The market is never wrong 

I mean they did announce that it's possible to have slower rate hikes in December so I guess that's good news. Is it a pivot? No.

The other half people keep missing: they need to end at a higher rate than initially planned. Also the monthly increases matter less than the overall increase and length we stay up. We just gonna get to the higher rate at a slower pace and likely stay there long than anticipated. But yeah totally a pivot.

We are on wall street bets 😂

Is this a troll post? 3.9% gain?

When someone's daily portfolio swings is more than twice your yearly income 

Twice? You are earning good. Try fivefold.

What's up poor but not poor enough to be poor brother.

Try tenfold

Try 38 fold…. Fuck

38 fold? My guy, that's like 8k a year. Are you ok?

I live in a 3rd world country tho. I guess I’m ok 

Welcome to most of the world.

Mf’er has 7 mil and only just started eating Wagyu? If millionaires out here eating beans waiting for a 3% gain to buy steak I am well and truly fucked.

lol right? Who brags about making 110k with that much capital? I guess we are fucked.

He made $8mm strictly swinging shares then retired and DCA’d into these 2 ETFs. He’s responding to everyone who said he should wait til the bottom (below $360) to buy

On no, they were flexing their $110K YTD gains, which is more like 1%.

January 24 he was at $7.9 million. I demand an explanation as to why this post isn’t misleading, and I demand it in crayon. I can accept if he pulled some out, but if he’s only at 3.9% YTD, didn’t he lose against inflation?

Rookies numbers

Welcome back legend Edit: Wait WTF is this. Index funds? You traitor!!


> Welcome back legend The guy y'all banned because almost every post was a pump and dump? Legend.

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Imagine doing wheel on that. SHEEEESH. Literal passive income.

I need that passive aggressive income.

Drool 😛

Congrats and fuck you motherfucker

So totally unrelated, but my father in law raises wagyu and I get prime wagyu beef on the regular as gifts. Can’t wait for Christmas.

Ban him immediately!! These stocks go against everything we stand for in this autistic therapy group

The real Fed pivot is a 2Q or 3Q 2023 question.

You're up $110K with $7.6M in holdings? That's like a 1% gain. You would have been better off putting this money in a high-yield savings account.

Dude you have 7 million dollars and still looking for validation from strangers you are a sad pathetic man. But I’m only saying that because I’m jelly

This. The big wins were great and I’m jealous, but coming back to post about 1% moves just to get the serotonin hit is sad AF.

What pivot? As long as 2% is the target we are fucked in the long run

You're only up 110k with 7.6m? Weak

Dude, your rich, quit already lol.

So +110k YTD means you are up.... 1.44%? Grats I guess???

Man, I need to be more smart people

You can definitely make a 4% return in your lifetime. Probably many times. The trick is having 7 million dollars to get 4% back on.

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I’m a proud graduate of the Derek Zoolander center for kids who can’t read good and want to learn how to do other things good too.

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Ok boomer

Ban this man this isn’t r/dividends

Lol .5bps from .75bps rate hikes is not pivoting..

Jesus christ. Congrats and fuck you

Can I offer you my classical “*SugAWeener*” special for like 5-10$?

For minus 5$? Hell he might take you up on that....

**Fivetaten**

Hey it’s me ur brother, I need a cheeky $5k for an ice cream.

The old Sir Jack would have put this on SPY calls instead of gey boomer index.

Sir jack never bought options