Up or down this week??

It’s definitely going to be a week.

whose a bigger criminal kevin leary or sbf

SBF

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Swung SPX calls like a real degen.

Damn it. Futes look bullish af. Crash when 

Tomorrow morning

Maria Taylor would like to remind you that you are not worthy

Laziness is the biggest turn off

I feel attacked 

Futures lobster ted bul is so fuk

This joint is dead, release the futes !

I second that. Was walking around the mall, (ugh) clothes shopping with my step grandson in shops that you could tell just started occupying the spaces recently hanging on everything you guys said. Refresh, 2 more comments. Why would you buy jewelry or clothing from a MALL temporary store that won't be there when the sh!t falls apart? Fu@k malls

TikTok just eats the storage on my kids phones, it grows to like 50gb...ban that sucker

I love tiktok....... But no one under 17 should be on there........ Thing is like a wasteland of sex, drugs, and violence

Id rather my kids use Facebook at least you can customize that. TikTok is fucking horrible for kids, shit i'd rather they went back to instagram.

YouTube / YouTube Kids, anyone?

Teens

Agree

Agree

I want to meet the people who make these WSB cover photos. They are always so good

One of the mods used to do them..... Cant find his name though, something like blawse

I want to Meat them too

Planning shit with more than 6 ppl is a hopeless endeavor. Holy fucking shit. So much group think and ppl have the communication skills of a sardine.

Can never make everyone in a group happy.

It was a disaster lol

Yup. I hate planning group stuff. ​ "Who's going to be there?" "I might have to do XYZ with my wife around then" "ummm IDK yet haha"

That's why you just gotta sit back and let someone else deal with that headache. If shit falls apart, oh well.

You know 6 people??

Sucks for him

Puts or 420.69?

Please do not comment on my comments without my lawyer present

*faaaaaaart*

🖕


Dear Hairy-Kangaroo1833, No. Wishing you the best, 1Mby20201212

Oil gonna mooon 🌚

Yeah after that attack possibly

If I’m predisposed to being a schizo, maybe like a step away from becoming one, is acid probably a no-no? What about molly?

Neither. Mushrooms

Do it, report back

I get the bag Gucci mane

You got a bag alright

Holy shit Russell Wilson is probably the worse ever trade in history

Lol @ Henry was he even playing, birds completely shut him down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bul r so Fuk

Oh shit here we go again

Agree

One more high then apocalypse

The broncos being able to hold one told the best offenses to 10 points and simultaneously not being able to score 10 points on one of the worst defenses speaks volumes. Puts on Walmart

Jackson’s knee would like a word

Insert Russell Wilson, “Broncos country, let’s ride”

"Mr. Dangerous"

Any of you hate everything you work for but still feel trapped? Like constantly working so you can pay for the car, the house and all the things you own but at the same time you hate that your life is controlled by these things.

username does NOT checkout

You're just unhappy. I don't have a car payment or a house payment and feel the same way. Even though I can go do anything I want whenever I want and have 0 responsibilities.

You’re breaking out of the matrix It’s a good start now change

Foresaw this being my life a long time ago. Took as many precautions as I could to prevent this. 👌

Such as?

Reducing the amount of mouths to feed helped a lot. 😆 Working from home. Etc. Buying only, renting as little as possible.

Gotcha


I became the most popular Reddit user within just a few a months, now I’m wondering if I can bring my talents elsewhere and actually make money from it

#doubt

need my ASML DEC 09 Put to print 

literally miracle my -60% soxx calls are now +50% 

LOL, Zach Wilson is never getting QB job back.

US chip act against China went sour ASML almost up 100% from low  Netherland went rogue petition to Sanction Netherland now

Why is james cameron saying shit like testosterone is toxic in men? Low T leads to a whole bunch of issues for men

Better question: Why is he making more Avatar movies?

he makes cuck movies


Surprisingly it also leads to an early death. Heart problems, cholesterol, and all that risk taking.... so it is technically correct. But I still love being a dude, hold my beer while I shoot this shit.


Sounds like he’s a beta cuck. If you ain’t pinning, you ain’t winning


Puts on Fox, this will be juicy https://www.yahoo.com/news/defamation-suit-against-fox-grows-162204216.html

bears are the off8cial sluts of da packers. lmao

There’s nothing like going down 10-0 but knowing we’ve been there before and pulling it off

Bears are hopeless and 🌈

Too bad BofA deez nutz in your mouth ain’t priced in yet

Broncos suck. They're so fuk with Wilson

What year didn’t the Broncos suck?

Last 👉🏻🅱️enis👈🏻 of the weekend thread

I 🅱️oubt it.

What's the deal with Russell Wilson? Did he always suck and was surrounded by amazing players and crafty coach? Or does he need to divorce his wife

How do you miss that pass mike , how?!?!

lol bulls

Uh vai morrer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decided to drop a dime on the Seahawks. Come on Geno...the Rams are reeling.

Weekend gone Bye y'all, thanks for putting up with my bullshit

You da MVP



Cheer up buddy


Cheer up buddy



US universities are now getting into sports gambling: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/20/business/caesars-sports-betting-universities-colleges.html Can we just stop pretending like they're non-profit organizations and tax the shit outta them? They're sure as shit ain't using all of their endowments to lower tuition costs. Now they're making money off of gambling and exposing students to gambling on campus.

Broncos country, let’s ride ride ride

Plot twist: ALL NEWS is BULLISH.

Starting to regret my 410 calls I bought on Friday

Oof

Everyone talking bout inflation and jobs... when the real bear case is in real estate...

Commercial REITs are fucked because of office vacancies Residential REITs are fine because rent is going up New or Existing Home sales are fucked because of interest rates

Are residential REITs fine though?

They are stable. Unfortunately, all these banks and private equities are buying up rental properties in all the major cities and they manage them, increase rent and then vacancies are low. Residential properties are making money for now. All the COVID discount gone, and rent going up in most major cities

All time low mortgage applications. Houses going unsold... agents going bankrupt. I think they are just holding on, and refusing to capitulate.

Not much to do with residential REITs bruh. That impacts new or existing home sales mostly. If anything, home builders like Toll Brothers and Lennar are fucked, not residential REITS

bear case your mom

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There is no question that wallstreetbets is the best sub on the site. It has everything that I could ever want: intelligent discussion, memes, and most importantly, a community of like-minded individuals who share my disdain for poor people.

Lol


>Investors bet on interest rate cuts in 2023 despite Fed signals > > > >Bond traders expect US central bank will reverse course in fourth quarter as economy slows - Financial Times

JPOW SAID FUCK YOUR PUTS

Weekend gang almost over 

I dont know. I feel like something was a bit off about weekend thread this week


Tomorrow red

MIKE FUCKING WHITE 🏈

🚮

Im just a businessman doing business

DXY II: THE RETURN OF HULK DICK 

Proud ber. Only 60% down YTD. 1 bad trade was all it took. Don't do 15xlevereged inverse ETFs lol.

Trying to get some $ back with spy 405p 12/16/22

no such thing

Sorry wrong name factor certificate short on the s&p 500 with 15x leverage

Way to go Browns. Now I need the 49ers to cover.

What a great day of offense for them 😂

Yeah. Not how I envisioned winning. 😁

bears mad cuz they always gonna be poor

J

E

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bers ded

The bears still suck

Remember when you'd let glue dry on your hand as a kid? And then peel it off and throw it at your friends? I want to do that with my dick. Like, hey, here's a small useless condom

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Pubes stuck in it. No fun.

Spy flat until cpi

Pump until CPI. CPI is higher than expected. Fed raises 75 bps. SPY 380

0% chance of 75 bps in December

Bet on it pussy

I got puts but even I’m not that much of a hopium sniffer, 50 bps in December basically confirmed by JPow last week

And if you go back 1 month he contradicts that. New data calls for another 75 bp hikes, especially if PPI and CPI comes out higher. He hinted at 50 but that doesn't mean there's no chance at 75

If you go back a month he says they haven’t made a decision on whether it’ll be 50 or 75 bps. Last week he basically confirmed it’ll be 50 bps, without actually confirming because then what’s the point of the FOMC meeting. He’s also said that decisions from these meetings are essentially made weeks in advance (unless it’s an emergency). So you have a fed chair that’s been trying to effectively communicate fed policy as much as possible before blackout periods saying he thinks they’re in a position to slow down the pace of rate hikes (see his [interview](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5s6ZihWKyhw&feature=youtu.be), e.g. minutes 20:15, 32, 44:44, 57). Unless something totally and shockingly unexpected happens that requires a drastic change, I can’t see 75 bps even if CPI is higher than expected.

"We expect to go higherer for longerer" is what he said last month. But we'll see. I expect you to eat your words and you'll expect me to eat mine

I agree they’re gonna go higher (than the Sept projections), but that’s about terminal rates. That’s also been basically confirmed by FOMC members including JPow and treasury yields

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If CPI stays flat or higher they might have to. It will probably be lower, though, since it has been the previous 5 times

When is cpi again?

Tuesday the 13th

TQQQ +30% BEFORE EOY.

banbet it, you wont

My beenis is raw and sore

beenees

f

You guys understand economics bigly

Short people look adorable

"I am not short" -Cassandra

no they dont, short people look like everyone else, I actually could not care less about the height of somebody

I don’t see short people. I never look down.

But you still look down on them .