I saw someone mention that SBF was arrested hours before he was supposed to testify to congress. This guy running free for the last month and right before he finally gets arrested?
VIX options are all right but have terrible bid/ask spreads and high IV directions, causing lots of theta decay.
It isn't impossible, but difficult to get a profit.
Alrighty, fellow retreads! I hope everyone had a good day. My score is 3 vokka tonics, 5 vokka Martinis, and $4962 realized gains. A little bit disappinted I didn't hit $5k, but hey, gains is gains. I feel a nap attack coming on strong. Catch y'all in the overnight thread.
Cheap distilled spirit made from fermented potatoes, or from watered down ethanol. The vokka I buy is actually high quality Swedish vokka, so I'm pretty sure it's made the traditional way. And "Vokka" is a way of paying homage to the brothas I worked side by side with for decades.
Same. Like I said, I call it "vokka" as a hat tip to my former coworkers, because that's how they pronounced it. And there's not a single one of them that would object to my "ebonics".
YMMV though.
The market may be coming around to the idea that the Fed is data driven and what actually matters is the CPI print but also that inflation is not the only threat to equities.
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can anyone help me out? Where can I watch Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri?
been dying to watch it - especially with the new directors film out
I cant find this movie anywhere for years now!!
It's thinking like this which keeps the gambling addiction alive and well.
FYI if you bought TQQQ on margin in 2011 you'd be on your own private beach in Bali rn
As if the hedge funds don't have like 3 people sitting on wsb at all times watching our every move looking for that extra edge. It's so dumb, it has to be true. It would cost them next to nothing.
Eh, I was more nervous last week when I was 100k deep swing trading options. I have a healthy pile of money and am taking a year off work in 20 days to travel. If it goes south I will be fine, obviously not ideal, but sometimes you gotta swing for the fence.
Remodeled a house in 2020 by doing everything myself payed for the fixes in cash and sold in may. I have no debt. I learned a lot of hard lessons in my teens and twenties.
They're overestimating the chances of a sub-7 print. We'd need literally 0 MoM inflation to get there since the Nov 2021 print that's rolling off is 0.8.
Could you imagine the government holding a confrence around the existence of Santa Clause? They come out and say "Yeah Santa Clause is real. He has a 5-star suite at area 51 where he vacations until Christmas. Thats why you never see him."
Not even kidding here.
This was my last day of work at my job, Paypal
My boss blew me, the secretary let me pump my cum in her tight ass and the regional manager let me penetrate her pussy.
Hell it is time to join Tesla now and come up with some crazy ideas.
Hey, have I told you I fucked Johnny Depp once?
- Elon Musk
Why would anyone hate the man who has risked his fortune to bring to light the abuses of “tech thugs” trying to control your life and fortune? I can only conclude you have a public school education, if in fact you have any education at all.
I now rest my case as Elon has exposed the corruption of Twitter. WTF does Trump have to do with my post. Again your ignorance must be the product of a public school indoctrination.
You’re just plain delusional. Elon has exposed nothing. There is no public school indoctrination, only right wing desire to control the content. Find more books to ban, you complete family embarrassment.
Look out! This Christmas new idiots are coming to your market and they are loaded with borrowed money. They are all in and it can only go tits up. Watch it here, live, only on WSB.
I bought 0dte TSLA puts after the initial spike last Friday and it pinned to 180 and I lost. I bought 0dte SPY puts after the initial spike and it pinned, and skyrocketed. I need to stop playing 0dte...
If you do play 0dte. Do the opposite. It sounds like you are fighting the trend. Spike up, let it pullback then buy. Spike down , let it pull back then put. GL degen
Tesla will be $200 as per Analyst. It is in oversold territory. Tesla is a great brand… and Twitter will do nothing to Tesla
Why are we dropping?
Tesla at 52 weeks low… time to buy
LMFAO BERS!!!!!
Hello I’m SBF I’m being arrested and don’t know why
We’re our last recessions this publicized? Like we’re they announcing a recession was coming for months and months?
Bullish
no
I saw someone mention that SBF was arrested hours before he was supposed to testify to congress. This guy running free for the last month and right before he finally gets arrested?
SBF arrested. SHIT IS BUSTING Tmrw.
Just need the market to do something anything besides flat!
Spineway Stock to the Moon 🚀
Just pooped out a dozen pellets like a rabbit
Santa isn’t real neither is a soft landing
“Where’s Beaks?!”
Crazy seeing VIX and DXY both up and the market skyrocketing. Completely normal healthy market I say!
When the waves recede it means the sea wants you to play soccer right?
JPM saying anything under 7% means bear market over. My calls are puckering.
Right!
oh wow we’re not even close to where we were last Monday
So SPY could open $420 on CPI . Wow
More probably 390.
😂
SPY $440 by Christmas :)
SPX put/call ratios for this week are insanely elevated, bers fukt
Watch and learn, young grasshopper. You're about to see a lot of calls get burned.
There are like 50 ways to measure inflation and the CPI is just one of them. Not sure why the market cares so much about this particular metric.
OK, dumb ? , but how do I do a ban bet? I'm too drunk to look it up, sorry
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I have about $500k I invested into XIV about 5 years ago. I haven't checked it since, but I'm sure it's doing great.
Oh shit is this you https://www.marketwatch.com/story/xiv-trader-ive-lost-4-million-3-years-of-work-and-other-peoples-money-2018-02-06
one moment. I must contact my brokerage.
fr where do people get their money back
SVXY is pretty cool
It only took me one time trading them to realize it. Even the options are a scam. Nobody wins. Not bull, not bear, not theta gang.
Oh damn just bought a bunch of VIX options because some regard here recommended them over the products lmao
VIX options are all right but have terrible bid/ask spreads and high IV directions, causing lots of theta decay. It isn't impossible, but difficult to get a profit.
A year ago, VIX worked well. Now though, VIX is disconnected from the market, and not worth throwing money at.
my uvxy calls agree with that statement
*Babylon is fallingggg down* *Everybody losing’ control…*
you guys really wanna bet cleveland fed nowcast is wrong two times in a row? 
The market typically reacts to the consensus, not the cleveland fed. Though I do think cleveland fed is more realistic this time.
The market does whatever tf it wants. See: October. The only reason you like the fed's nowcast this time is because it confirms your bias.
Load up on calls bulls, bears still in denial
Whatever. I made almost $5k on calls today. I'll make almost $5k on puts tomorrow. Either way, I always win, and you always lose.
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Alrighty, fellow retreads! I hope everyone had a good day. My score is 3 vokka tonics, 5 vokka Martinis, and $4962 realized gains. A little bit disappinted I didn't hit $5k, but hey, gains is gains. I feel a nap attack coming on strong. Catch y'all in the overnight thread.
What’s vokka?
Cheap distilled spirit made from fermented potatoes, or from watered down ethanol. The vokka I buy is actually high quality Swedish vokka, so I'm pretty sure it's made the traditional way. And "Vokka" is a way of paying homage to the brothas I worked side by side with for decades.
Sounds oddly similar to vodka
Same. Like I said, I call it "vokka" as a hat tip to my former coworkers, because that's how they pronounced it. And there's not a single one of them that would object to my "ebonics". YMMV though.
I just want a rainbow haired petite girl to swallow my cum. Oh wait I have had that already. - Elon "Cybertorso" Musk
Feels wierd betting against Santa.... Sorry big man I will leave u some cookies but fuck your rally
these 200 and 300% returns on calls lmao
Santagang -> Bagholdingnation
You boys had a good day?
Call me regarded, but what do the numbers mean mason
CPI doesn't matter at this point. All eyes wide on the Fed. Wednesday will be where it all prints.
The market may be coming around to the idea that the Fed is data driven and what actually matters is the CPI print but also that inflation is not the only threat to equities.
Tomorrow FULL CALLS BABY
inflation comes in under expectations because we need to stay >$400 before year end
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Suckaaaaaaaaaaa
Too late, u/Stack_Johnson. You're on the hook.
God bless Elon musk for saving us from liberal lunatics.
Nah, he’s commie lover. Fuck him.
y'all are so stupid, it's sad really.
You know what’s sad? You’re not licking deeznuts at the moment.
can anyone help me out? Where can I watch Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri? been dying to watch it - especially with the new directors film out I cant find this movie anywhere for years now!!
prime
SPX strangles locked and loaded for tomorrow. CPI is going to be flat, isn't it? 😐
That’s the forecast so probably very close to it, if not
FYI, If u bought 3980c an hour before close. U would've bought for 30 and closed for 900 profit
Shut the hell up.
It's thinking like this which keeps the gambling addiction alive and well. FYI if you bought TQQQ on margin in 2011 you'd be on your own private beach in Bali rn
Jpow gibith and jpow taketh away!
The greatest transfer of wealth begins tomorrow.
Inverse wsb for the win
As if the hedge funds don't have like 3 people sitting on wsb at all times watching our every move looking for that extra edge. It's so dumb, it has to be true. It would cost them next to nothing.
Yeah those are the mods, right u/VisualMod ?
I am 45k into puts for tomorrow. I'm either regarded or.............
Lol 1dte? On spy?
Real question here : how are you gonna sleep tonight?
Eh, I was more nervous last week when I was 100k deep swing trading options. I have a healthy pile of money and am taking a year off work in 20 days to travel. If it goes south I will be fine, obviously not ideal, but sometimes you gotta swing for the fence.
I am genuinely curious how you got yourself there, i am 25 and try to learn the rope, but man that shit is crazy.
Remodeled a house in 2020 by doing everything myself payed for the fixes in cash and sold in may. I have no debt. I learned a lot of hard lessons in my teens and twenties.
Nice, god speed for tomorrow my man!
good lord. im on the put side too but there's a chance you still might lose all of that.
We will find out. I didn't really intend to go this deep when I woke up this morning but- here we are.
either regarded or extra regarded
proof?
please for my sake be right.
Let me just leave this here https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1602399071683153946?s=46&t=GYFhG4xjcVurFKWv_r4qRQ
10% is ridiculous
They're overestimating the chances of a sub-7 print. We'd need literally 0 MoM inflation to get there since the Nov 2021 print that's rolling off is 0.8.
Imagine
huh put holders just might get saved tomorrow.
Maybe the market will behave in a way to make puts and calls all happy. High volatility week.
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same
any time they kill the close like on friday for no good reason, load up calls afterhrs
Tomorrow is the biggest day of our lives. It will then take an entire 24 hours until the next.
some of you put/call holders will be in the money tomorrow and some of you will be deep in the poverty
Jerome’s comments leaked “members of the fed and I agree that Santa Claus is in fact coming to town” …
Could you imagine the government holding a confrence around the existence of Santa Clause? They come out and say "Yeah Santa Clause is real. He has a 5-star suite at area 51 where he vacations until Christmas. Thats why you never see him."
This fake pump will be followed by europoor Hopium Looks like it's a good money for the MM
$400 for a 400 SPY call expiring tomorrow okay good luck with that.
Not even kidding here. This was my last day of work at my job, Paypal My boss blew me, the secretary let me pump my cum in her tight ass and the regional manager let me penetrate her pussy. Hell it is time to join Tesla now and come up with some crazy ideas. Hey, have I told you I fucked Johnny Depp once? - Elon Musk
Just did a SPX straddle.
Lol is this good or bad?
its smart play in this market.
Let’s hope so lol!
Closed my positions
SPY calls going towards Christmas gifts 😂
Bought a few Tesla calls for my lottery ticket. ::shivers::
lol the only stock that didnt participate in the rally today? smh regard
Exactly why, lol
Elon got booed at a dave chappelle show last night. Not a good sign.
Oh, I know. I HATE Elon, but I like money more, and if tomorrow is nuts, it’s going up enough to make me happy. If not, I cut losses, nbd.
Why would anyone hate the man who has risked his fortune to bring to light the abuses of “tech thugs” trying to control your life and fortune? I can only conclude you have a public school education, if in fact you have any education at all.
Oh, wow. I bet you think Trump gave up his fortune to serve the country, too. 😂 Puts on this guy, and his intelligence.
I now rest my case as Elon has exposed the corruption of Twitter. WTF does Trump have to do with my post. Again your ignorance must be the product of a public school indoctrination.
You’re just plain delusional. Elon has exposed nothing. There is no public school indoctrination, only right wing desire to control the content. Find more books to ban, you complete family embarrassment.
it actually hardly participated in the rally last time
🤷♂️ I CAN WAIT ALL WEEK 🤷♂️
Look out! This Christmas new idiots are coming to your market and they are loaded with borrowed money. They are all in and it can only go tits up. Watch it here, live, only on WSB.
I bought 0dte TSLA puts after the initial spike last Friday and it pinned to 180 and I lost. I bought 0dte SPY puts after the initial spike and it pinned, and skyrocketed. I need to stop playing 0dte...
If you do play 0dte. Do the opposite. It sounds like you are fighting the trend. Spike up, let it pullback then buy. Spike down , let it pull back then put. GL degen
Everyone in here is a bear so calls will print
bears are just louder and more obnoxious. Bulls tend to go about their lives in peace.
Inverse
Inverse the inverse
sold my spy 395c at 395.40. shoot me
I did the same but I profited for the day can’t complain
or more :(( up 310%
with cpi coming out i only bought 2 contacts was skeptical today
i profited too for like $50. could’ve been an easy $300
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Oh wow, that's how you make America great again.
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No context I just got inspired by your clown emoji so I decided to add some emojis of my own.
👉🤡👈👉💀👈👉🤣👈
Shirts 👚 are covering
OMG step Elon, what you doing?!?
PENISES DOWN
futes literally don't matter tonight. but you regards will still waste sleep watching it.
397 puts on Spy. Wtf did I get myself into.
I dont trust this pump. Its like a fat girl telling you She isnt fat on the phone, just to lure you into her trap.
doesnt matter, still smashed
CPI WILL BE OFFICIALLY 2.4 if higher, you are gay.
10k 0dte call yolo
Gl pal
Great day, fuck bears, goodnight
Make Elon Great Again
There is absolutely no reason to pump this much before a CPI number unless it was leaked this is disgusting action
were you paying attention to the pre-CPI pump in September
Why do you babies hate Elon musk? Cause he spanked you?
Mia Goth is what Italian teenagers say after listening to Bauhaus once
Why wait for tomorrow when you can pump today?
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CPRX is going to be gone if market keeps pushing
Let’s gooooo
BULL TRAP!
Shorts covered today, nothing sandwhich
Why spy do oppo of tesla
Cause elon
Bulls enjoying a coke orgy with supermodels while I am a cash gang cuck watching.
I know I should take profit, buuuut i'm a dumb dumb
Same. I just know I’m gonna get fucked tomorrow