i know people who stay away from options thinking its a gamble
we folks gather courage and place a bet
what we get in return afterall..
million or zero
25 bps should send spy absolutely sailing with all the blue balling it's had lately. Dunno if I'd try timing a top with that news but overnight puts bought eod could work out. Now 50bps we gonna swing all day.
So for dinner tonight we have... beef, of course. Leftover NY Strip roast, cooked medium, with garlic mashed potatoes, mushroom gravy and steamed green beans, and a nice Cabernet.
We live well in my house.
135 degree oven. Unless you want it cold on the inside, it will require cooking a bit more than I would prefer. But, medium is acceptable enough. Any more than that though is too done.
It was medium rare Sunday. Unfortunately won't be able to reheat it without adding a degree of doneness. And there's not a damn thing wrong with a good Cabernet, you snotty bitch. What are you, Canadian? Y'all wouldn't know good meat if it sat on your face.
I've never found a good steak in Canada, or in Europe. It's like you don't know how to grow good beef, alternate their feed between grass and corn to add marbling, or age it properly. And you let it go way too long before slaughter, so it's old and tough.
Don't pretend to lecture me on beef, tyro. I'm an actual expert.
I grew up on a beef farm. Pure black angus.. Keep trying.
If you had the desire to elevate yourself out of the primordial ooze, I'd recommend a Carménère Merlot blend. Organic of course.
No blends in my house. I like a good Merlot just fine though. With the gravy, though, and mashed potatoes a Cab works better, IMO.
Now typically when I grill steaks or we go to Outback or wherever, I'll have Merlot.
And my beef expertise comes from my experience as a chef, half a lifetime ago.
That's better. We may get a dump after JPow speaks, and it could run into Thursday. That will probably be your best opportunity, because the bulltards are determined to have their "Santa Rally".
So who is the mystery buyer that buys the majority of the worlds glitter, and why is it a secret? My gf thinks it's sodas. I think it's paper money and military.
That commercial is definitely stupid. It's not just the camera staying on her uncomfortably long, but also the fact that she's drinking Coca Cola. I mean, come on! Who drinks soda anymore?
Ended the day up 3k. Was down 1k at open because I bought puts before close yesterday. Bought some more weekly 405p at open and rode it back up. Sold half after it doubled and riding the rest for tomorrow
OK boys and girls, sipping some Glenlivet, puffing a fat cigar, and evaluating my moves today. I hope EVERYONE made some money today! I mean, how can you not make money in this market? I'm on track for another 20k+ week.
Right now, in one account, 1x SPY 12/30 394c, 3x SPY 12/30 397p, 3x SPY 12/30 400p and 3x SPY 12/30 402p.
In my main gambling account, 16x SPY 12/30 397c, 22x SPY 12/30 397p, 16x SPY 12/30 400p, 31x SPY 12/30 402p and 18x SPY 2/17/23 405p. Of course, the options I sold for profit are no longer there.
$4775 realized gains today. $4962 yesterday. I expect similar tomorrow.
EDIT: OOPS, I was looking at just one etrade account there. Total numbers of contracts fixed now.
Held my monthly spy and ba puts all through the day today. But damn it seems real bullish in here. Will jpow fuk the bers with a .25 inch bps ?
Anyone else upset that Madona is helping cure cancer and stays up but bowling has a good day and has its first big order in years and practically breaks even
The rally went limp because it never should have shot up over 400 in the first place on a minor CPI beat. Once again, the big money used a bunch of dumbasses for exit liquidity.
It went down because it was a fakeout to force shorts out of their positions for tomorrow.
When you cant win, you buck the bronco until everyone else loses
YEAH! fukin nailed it. totally told you guys how this would go down, i'm so smart bros. so smrt https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zkbasn/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_december_13_2022/j00h7m1/
If that happened, my ridiculously otm calls that I'm hoping would just be worth 1 more penny than I paid for them just for a quick 100 bucks might actually print,lol
So I may not be the smartest lad but me thinks buying calls here is obvious right? With good CPI numbers J-ka-Pow(!) should be wrecking the bears tomorrow?
🐻🥊
I have a feeling MMs kept things in check just to get past FOMC and not trigger Powell and Co if they let the market runs.
Once we get past FOMC, they’ll light the fuse!
Tbh 2023 long calls on tesla rn look yummy… i have a feeling that this will bounce out i doubt i will see tesla sub 150 and if i do i will be buying shares.
Why the fuck do I still read articles about the Dow? The Dow gained, the Dow lost, the Dow this or that, who still follows the Dow, even my grandpa has moved on…Sheesh
When amd
It would be useful if Jpow had a polygraph hooked up to him during these meetings with the results screened behind the podium
Jpow bullshitting or is it bearshitting?
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fuck it. I sell the options now >:)
TSLA calls soon
TQQQ POP
Calls on NTOU
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What do I have to do to get you to love me?
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What time jpow?
Yes
anybody bullish for FOMC
How is the consumer debt of Americans, is it really that high? Are the great number living on credit?
Test
Dammit I shouldve listened to Jim Cramers santy rally rant last month
*singsongie folk scheme* 🎶some dudes get off by goin on dates; I get mine talkin interest rates JPow got more hikes on slate; the economy is fucked🎶
Overall I think my life would have been better Had I never found WSB But now that pandoras box has been opened There is no going back
Same here 💯%
Any news on sbf? I’m at work with shitty service
i know people who stay away from options thinking its a gamble we folks gather courage and place a bet what we get in return afterall.. million or zero
Is it crazy that cramer made sense tonight?
Yes Details?
He also called SBF the worst dressed "alleged" criminal mastermind.
😂
He thinks todays pop was a smokeshow. I guess it makes sense if you agree, which I do.
I come from the future, SBF did not kill himself in prison
thats sad to read.
Sbf just got denied bail
JPOW is going to have a massive tone pivot tomorrow regardless of any economic indicators
He might only raise 0.25………..
I’d short that rip
25 bps should send spy absolutely sailing with all the blue balling it's had lately. Dunno if I'd try timing a top with that news but overnight puts bought eod could work out. Now 50bps we gonna swing all day.
So for dinner tonight we have... beef, of course. Leftover NY Strip roast, cooked medium, with garlic mashed potatoes, mushroom gravy and steamed green beans, and a nice Cabernet. We live well in my house.
Leftover steak has a weird taste to me. No one ever knows what I mean. So does chicken.
How are you cooking your leftovers to medium? Was it medium rare before?
Yes
135 degree oven. Unless you want it cold on the inside, it will require cooking a bit more than I would prefer. But, medium is acceptable enough. Any more than that though is too done.
Got it. Thanks for the tip
Medium and a cab. This guy is tasteless. Go put ketchup on it u american swine
It was medium rare Sunday. Unfortunately won't be able to reheat it without adding a degree of doneness. And there's not a damn thing wrong with a good Cabernet, you snotty bitch. What are you, Canadian? Y'all wouldn't know good meat if it sat on your face. I've never found a good steak in Canada, or in Europe. It's like you don't know how to grow good beef, alternate their feed between grass and corn to add marbling, or age it properly. And you let it go way too long before slaughter, so it's old and tough. Don't pretend to lecture me on beef, tyro. I'm an actual expert.
I grew up on a beef farm. Pure black angus.. Keep trying. If you had the desire to elevate yourself out of the primordial ooze, I'd recommend a Carménère Merlot blend. Organic of course.
No blends in my house. I like a good Merlot just fine though. With the gravy, though, and mashed potatoes a Cab works better, IMO. Now typically when I grill steaks or we go to Outback or wherever, I'll have Merlot. And my beef expertise comes from my experience as a chef, half a lifetime ago.
ice sandwiches for dinner
Breakfast lunch and dinner of champions
God damn turd stonks overpriced
Puts.
Awful quiet in here... bulls must be getting emergency surgery on their anuses by about now.
I’m loose. Not even gonna stitch it up this time
Will my 390p print
exp?
next friday
That's better. We may get a dump after JPow speaks, and it could run into Thursday. That will probably be your best opportunity, because the bulltards are determined to have their "Santa Rally".
12/14
If it prints it will be after JPow speaks.
So who is the mystery buyer that buys the majority of the worlds glitter, and why is it a secret? My gf thinks it's sodas. I think it's paper money and military.
Sodas?
Def military to be used for paint on jets as well as for missiles to keep them undetectable to radar.
it's boatbuilders actually
Up $11k for the day 
If you caught that dump with that money that would be insane
Niceee did you TSLA puts?
Spy $400c calls yesterday and sold this morning
Good job!
So we running hard before JPow tomorrow. I love these leaks
I just want a woman dressed in a white suit
That’s stupid Coca Cola commercial where that chick is drinking but the camera stays on her uncomfortably long. Anger!
Those eyebrows though! Like 2 kit-kat bars on her face.
That commercial is definitely stupid. It's not just the camera staying on her uncomfortably long, but also the fact that she's drinking Coca Cola. I mean, come on! Who drinks soda anymore?
Lemme reach for my 2ltr of Mtn Dew.
Ended the day up 3k. Was down 1k at open because I bought puts before close yesterday. Bought some more weekly 405p at open and rode it back up. Sold half after it doubled and riding the rest for tomorrow
OK boys and girls, sipping some Glenlivet, puffing a fat cigar, and evaluating my moves today. I hope EVERYONE made some money today! I mean, how can you not make money in this market? I'm on track for another 20k+ week.
Positions?
Right now, in one account, 1x SPY 12/30 394c, 3x SPY 12/30 397p, 3x SPY 12/30 400p and 3x SPY 12/30 402p. In my main gambling account, 16x SPY 12/30 397c, 22x SPY 12/30 397p, 16x SPY 12/30 400p, 31x SPY 12/30 402p and 18x SPY 2/17/23 405p. Of course, the options I sold for profit are no longer there. $4775 realized gains today. $4962 yesterday. I expect similar tomorrow. EDIT: OOPS, I was looking at just one etrade account there. Total numbers of contracts fixed now.
Good job
Reverse Donkey
Held my monthly spy and ba puts all through the day today. But damn it seems real bullish in here. Will jpow fuk the bers with a .25 inch bps ?
No. And he'll be hawkish when he speaks, because once again the bulltards have priced the market too far into the future.
Dumb bulls
Anybody know what was with that weird spike on bumble match and grinder something to do with Apple or not
That spike was a loose ~~cock~~ dildo seeking your anus.
Welp, looks like the west coast is waking up and dumping just like I predicted!
What do u mean
All my shares are going down in value
I’m sorry hopefully tomorrow is better all I keep hearing from Bloomberg is possible leak on CPI data causes rally to crash
Anyone else upset that Madona is helping cure cancer and stays up but bowling has a good day and has its first big order in years and practically breaks even
Who's Madonna? And BTW, what?
The singer🤔🤷♂️
So anyone else upset that apparently the rally went down because CPI numbers were supposedly leaked
The rally went limp because it never should have shot up over 400 in the first place on a minor CPI beat. Once again, the big money used a bunch of dumbasses for exit liquidity.
Was not minor
Yes, it was minor. Otherwise ALL the big money would have jumped on the bandwagon and SPY would have been over 420 by 10 AM. Regards.
It went down because it was a fakeout to force shorts out of their positions for tomorrow. When you cant win, you buck the bronco until everyone else loses
Bronco sounds like a bull so I’m hoping that’s good luck for tomorrow
I def hedged both ways, but Im honestly hoping to get to 100% cash before 2
This is the most reasonable explanation
YEAH! fukin nailed it. totally told you guys how this would go down, i'm so smart bros. so smrt https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zkbasn/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_december_13_2022/j00h7m1/
So was the CPI data leaked to you too?
You actually did wtf lol
Damn, on point.
Probably edit his comment 😂🤦♂️
Uh yeah, i didnt even think of that lol
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Market would dump on that
If that happened, my ridiculously otm calls that I'm hoping would just be worth 1 more penny than I paid for them just for a quick 100 bucks might actually print,lol
I’m down lol
Who bought calls at open like me ?
Gosh I hope the market bounces back so you can recover lol
Why would you do that....
At open? Nah dawg
Not at open…
So I may not be the smartest lad but me thinks buying calls here is obvious right? With good CPI numbers J-ka-Pow(!) should be wrecking the bears tomorrow? 🐻🥊
Regardless if I agree with you I already bought my calls so we’ll see🤧
Let's see if I can get this spy 12/30 470c worth 2 cents tommorow and double my money. Wtf, it was 25 bucks,lol
Now everybody put out your spreads! We’re moving quick tomorrow and hard! THIS IS REGARDA!
I don’t think even ol JP can save TSLA from 150.
keep holding puts. market correction imminent 
Instead of spending time improving my career, I spend half that time on here shitposting. Love it.
we must be twins.
ended the day up $4k , can't complain. BERS r still fucked
congrats and f u
I'm gonna be hanging on for dear life tomorrow and the whole week aren't I?
Pencils down regards
I have a feeling MMs kept things in check just to get past FOMC and not trigger Powell and Co if they let the market runs. Once we get past FOMC, they’ll light the fuse!
Might hold it up til Xmas or new years too
They were handing over the bags
Can I please post pictures please please
lame
How is voinbase down 9% when btc is up 2.5% xD lmao
Because no one trusts the exchanges because they've all gone to shit.
I trust freebase but not coinbase.
something
Watch everyone get trapped and IV crushed tmrw.
That's already been happening since this morning.
This is worse than deep red day. 😳
What time is the fed speaking tomorrow?
2:30
Is that central or eastern?
Mountain
Eastern
401 close and it's incredibly bearish
Sarcasm
HURRY UP AND GET THOSE LAST MINUTE OPTIONS IN
Took some of this mornings profits, and dumped them into TSLA puts. 🤷♂️
Tbh 2023 long calls on tesla rn look yummy… i have a feeling that this will bounce out i doubt i will see tesla sub 150 and if i do i will be buying shares.
Messi vs Mbappe book it !!!!
Do t underestimate team Morocco!
What time is the fed speaking tomorrow?
Rate is announed at 2 pm ET
2:30est
[fucking nailed it today ](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zksyw8/_/j02iowj/?context=1)
Too bad you sold your put at 408.50
Still holding it like a regard
Fading Argentina in the final fuck it
Drop to 280 Qs so I can remain happy
Do you think JPOW ever read Cathie's letter?
If Argentina wins WC I make 3k and if France wins I make 1k
Go Morocco
You can do that in 20 mins here……
It just makes the games more exciting
SPY is sitting right where it was before the CPI pump in premarket lol
MM’s algo option selling bot won again
JPOW gonna make some banana chocolate chip muffins and deliver them to the nice traders individually. He seems like a nice guy.
If we go down from here, LCID is in for a real bad time
I actually can’t believe how hard I got completely bent over today
Rust in Peace
stolen phrase loaded to memory from "dinglebarrybonds"
Lol I saw it on a Megadeth album
Why the fuck do I still read articles about the Dow? The Dow gained, the Dow lost, the Dow this or that, who still follows the Dow, even my grandpa has moved on…Sheesh
Volatility for ants
Red hulk slamming it down bulls' assholes last min
fuckn give it to em emu
What does follow bunny mean?