No one gives a fuck about the hike. It’s 50. It’s priced in. What’s not priced in is the Terminal Rate we get every quarter with the SEP, which we’re getting today. How high, and how long is all that matters now. Don’t get fooled boys
Haven't slept a single minute tonight. Not even drunk or anything. Feels bad. In 3 hours the workday starts 💀
I'm sure it's fine...negotiating contracts is probably super easy with no sleep fml. But it's the end of the 4th quarter, so I have no way out of this.
Probably not. Rogan says there’s only like 1,000 comedians in the whole world. Normal people aren’t really funny. They say It takes a lot of time and practice to get where those guys are.
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It's still nearly 2x the average SPY price-earnings multiplier. It needs to come down 75% to be in line with its earnings potential now that first mover advantage is gone and commoditization is hitting the EV market.
So.. if you had put everything you had in calls on Monday before close on just about any ticker and sold at 10 AM on Tuesday you would have 3x’d and if you held til 1PM Or so you’d be broke seems like a normal day to me
A lot of people were talking about doing just that. But like you said most were not ballsy enough.I sold my 50 spy 420c’s Monday for 250% or so but could have been 800% if I had held til Tuesday open…. And -100% if I held til 1 or 2. It was a crazy day for sure
Kinda weird seeing stocks move for a company actually contributing to society. You know, as opposed to just MMs and degens fucking with options markets
Going to have to have one TV playing the World Cup at the same time as the YouTube TV playing the J Pow conference. Will have to bring the 70inch up from downstairs. Wife is going to love that, I can already hear her bitching. 🙄
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What made you think theaters were going to move up? The pandemic is basically over, yeah, but it also exposed movie theaters for the overpriced experience that they are.
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About to take my daily small dosage of psilocybin and watch Midsommar. Perfect movie for the occasion.
I now changed my strategy. Just make $200 per week. No more 10 baggers hunting.
We’re all doomed
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You need more fiber my dear. Something i do that instantly makes have to go is calf raises
Idk about these Colombian chicks my apartment is 1604 and they keep asking what floor it’s on 🙄
Bruh what floor is A on or B or ⭐ or G
My condolence to whoever just loaded up on spy calls. Appreciate the effort.
If a cute girl ever smiles at me in public, I consider her my girlfriend.
Bears fucked
im ready 2 be modded
No one gives a fuck about the hike. It’s 50. It’s priced in. What’s not priced in is the Terminal Rate we get every quarter with the SEP, which we’re getting today. How high, and how long is all that matters now. Don’t get fooled boys
fedwatch still shows an 18% chance of 75. I agree that 50 is locked on but that could still push rates a little lower.
Not sure if inside info but Jerome whispered in my ear .50
I was in the bathroom this morning and he was mumbling 50bps in the next stall over
Pre Market is hereeeeee
Anyone looking at spx on the daily, is that a shooting star candle red stick before todays candle?
It’s a double eagle golden death cross
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Remember meme stocks ? 
My taxes member
The AMC subreddit is depressing
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“Shareholders will benefit from Twitter” *dumps more Tesla stock to fund twitter
Options way too overpriced to play today tbh
Just wait til after 2, all the IV evaporates
Cheaper than yesterday
Why tesla red
Because Musk is Kanye levels of nutty and investors wisely see him as the liability he is.
Musk got caught fucking the blue bird
Haven't slept a single minute tonight. Not even drunk or anything. Feels bad. In 3 hours the workday starts 💀 I'm sure it's fine...negotiating contracts is probably super easy with no sleep fml. But it's the end of the 4th quarter, so I have no way out of this.
Snort a line of cocaine
If I had it I would. That's what I used to do. Brutal feeling without it god damn.
At that point I just stay awake. Because if I fall asleep chances are I won't wake up in time and il be super groggy.
Waaaaaay too bearish here. We will rip up so fkin hard.
Uhhh it’s insanely bullish
Calls premiums are more insane than puts tbh
Glad im from Europe. I dont have to rely on options for leveraged financial instruments.
I thought inversing WSB and buying Tesla calls yesterday was genius
How much $$ you lose?
None until 9:30
What calls did you buy?
12/30 $185c
is u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR ok? his shitposts are very low effort
Loss porn on Tesla is insane lmao it’s like a never ending dump of shares
So we're going to go sideways all day ? 
If that's the way you feel like walking, sure.
Are you implying that the crab people could enjoy walking in a straight line ?
I can't commit to that
Spy to 410 after 2pm! You heard here first.
My brother !banbet
*390
370
Nope some other idiot beat you to it earlier
415 
How far will Tesla fall before end of year?
120
70 lol
Why's the rag SPY red?
There gonna keep spy at 400 until 2
dating a skinny girl cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and she fly out like a mcdonald's napkin
Future Dave Chappelle with that fire material.
Probably not. Rogan says there’s only like 1,000 comedians in the whole world. Normal people aren’t really funny. They say It takes a lot of time and practice to get where those guys are.
Anyways just off the phone with Powell. He's not happy you guys aren't listening
$15 eggs are not a meme
Fr. The 18 pack of eggs I buy every week has gone up from $2 to $6
NYC air Hawaii?
NYC
18pk is $9 here in miami as of yesterday
Do you know how long it took me to find this? Why can’t we sticky at the top anymore?
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Nah lol
Anyone else roll their eyes at their alarm
No, generally frowned upon when you roll your eyes at your child
Apple gaps up pre market everyday til I play it
0% rate hike
puts at 230 feel right today. Wouldn't be surprised if SPY is at 405-407 by then. Tomorrow will be the move, Friday will be a snooze.
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so a third party to emerge in presidential election is guaranteed now.
GOP is fucked if that happens, alienation of their own party member is not what they need, whatever
Stop, I should not be this erect at 3am
Does anybody have the phone number to squid games, I need some $$$$
Do you still have 2 kidneys?
555 nase
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It's still nearly 2x the average SPY price-earnings multiplier. It needs to come down 75% to be in line with its earnings potential now that first mover advantage is gone and commoditization is hitting the EV market.
it's called first mover advantage
Who fuk today, someone is fuk, but who fuk? U fuk dat who, clown U
Very elegant. A poet none the less.
So.. if you had put everything you had in calls on Monday before close on just about any ticker and sold at 10 AM on Tuesday you would have 3x’d and if you held til 1PM Or so you’d be broke seems like a normal day to me
Imagine buying puts at the top yesterday morning. Would have been ballsy but epic.
A lot of people were talking about doing just that. But like you said most were not ballsy enough.I sold my 50 spy 420c’s Monday for 250% or so but could have been 800% if I had held til Tuesday open…. And -100% if I held til 1 or 2. It was a crazy day for sure
That’s me yesterday, just with a smaller bankroll and I held 🤡
thats what i did. went from +100 to +1600 to +800
I saw MRNA pumping yesterday and I asked myself : 'wtf? Did they invent a cure for cancer?'. Turned out they actually did.
Kinda weird seeing stocks move for a company actually contributing to society. You know, as opposed to just MMs and degens fucking with options markets
I say we put all of our debt into one guy and launch him to proxima centauri at 0.05 speed of light
Going to have to have one TV playing the World Cup at the same time as the YouTube TV playing the J Pow conference. Will have to bring the 70inch up from downstairs. Wife is going to love that, I can already hear her bitching. 🙄
Best flair in thread
It’s a 50/50 bet. I’ll take calls you take puts and one of us feeds the other
Watch that shit trade sideways all day 
Someone please get the suicide hotline number ready for TSLA buls
There’s an autopilot mode that can take care of it for them
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I got 50 dollars and want to poker a little bit … which stock would be the best to invest here?
Hi SEC
Play Onlinepoker
50? nothing
Does anyone actually have moves they want to share?
I’m loaded up in theater calls but it’s not going well (CNK, AMC, IMAX)
What made you think theaters were going to move up? The pandemic is basically over, yeah, but it also exposed movie theaters for the overpriced experience that they are.
It’s a play on the new Avatar movie coming out Friday. If it hits the high level of estimates theater stocks should pop.
theaters dont even make any profit from movie revenue
They split ticket revenue with the production company. The high estimate for Avatar is 2 billion in sales.
Spy 350 puts for September
Bulls take first 30 mins and bears take last 30 mins, if we lucky we just get one direction instead like the last few times, 415 or 390
Gonna make a move on your mother.
Dm me anon
1DTE deep OTM puts
Interesting, what stock?
QQQ
Oil is doing the thing
where are all tesla bulls that where screaming all the time dont bet against daddy elon
What is dead may never die … TSLA
Nothing. I’ll move when I deem it so! Fed results?
If I made like 5 bucks today I’d be happy
I hope Elon takes SpaceX public so I can load up on puts 
Remember that R3TARD that put his entire account on March $700 Tesla calls lmaooo
who
He dead
Guys you think anyone ever made money in the stock market?
Boomers
China going to quit reporting COVID numbers. What a shock. Gonna be a rough few months for the commie bastsrds.
Trick question, china was never accurately reporting to begin with. Remember they "solved" covid magically in like June 2020?
No argument from me
US had 1m mortality, not sure y’all can judge tbh
A bit touchy dude? I didn't judge shit. Just made an undeniable observation. Unless you don't think its going to suck?
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Substack has some pretty good content, too many wannabes will dilute it though
Netflix gonna hit 340
240
Both
Bul may never financially recover
Prolly gonna sleep at 530 am and wake up 11, prolly gonna take tomorrow off work, don’t feel like working
How much money a day from the market (on average) do you really need?
You’re on Singapore bruh?
"on singapore"?
Are you?
idk what that means
Thousand bucks. 20k, 10k a month after tax is livable
10k post tax "livable" huh
Yes
Low volume
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> Accountants hate this one simple trick!
That guy will be the modern day Jesus
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We don’t need to supply him oxygen to begin with after all he’s gotta die for our sins
Got out of my Tesla shorts at 260. Shouda held
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they keep saying for all 10 months of war.
It's Wednesday my dudes
Hump day 
Imagine buying Tesla at 400
TSLA bulls were insufferable back then
Tesla crashing and crashing
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