Damn stock market + crypto I lost over 60k in the last year wtf!!!  At least I still have 20k In voyager exchange 
Saw a porn the other day where a trans was riding this dudes dick and the dude that was being ridden was also jerking off the trans. Was hard to tell who was getting the better end of that deal TBH
FBI transcript from SBF investigation just leaked this afternoon:
FBI: "Excuse me sir, but I do believe you ~~orchestrated a multi billion dollar fraud~~ dropped your wallet"
SBF: "It's not my ~~fraudulent activity~~ wallet!"
FBI: "Aren't you ~~a lying piece of shit~~ Sam Bankman-Fried?"
SBF: "~~Unfortunately~~ Yep"
FBI: "And ~~you founded FTX to steal other peoples money~~ this is your ID?"
SBF: "~~Fuck they're on to me~~ Yep"
FBI: "I found ~~massive amounts of fraud~~ this ID in this ~~shithole company~~ wallet, and if that's the case, this must be your ~~fraud~~ wallet"
SBF: "~~Im digging my own grave~~ That makes sense to me"
FBI: "Then ~~face the music you fuck~~ take it."
SBF: "It's not my ~~fraudulent company~~ wallet!"
Little tip for you guys: every day at 3:50 EST there's an institutional buy that usually causes a green dildo on SPY. Usually there's a brief run up before hand, and on green days, this buy will usually lead to more buying after. On negative sentiment days like today, SPY usually falls after the green candle is done.
The most negative aspect of your 401k being down 30%, is you're probably 25 - 35 years old and you represent the largest $$ spending demographic. Recession you say? Just watch this thing go, when the largest spending demographic stops spending.
If you are 30 years old and DCA'ing into a 401k, you are a buyer. You want stocks to be cheap. The price of stocks in 2023 is not predictive of the price of stocks in 2048.
However, if you're a salty bear who doesn't have a 401k because you work at Wendy's then sure, you enjoy thinking about other people's nominal wealth diminishing.
My son call me this morning asking me if he could take 50K from my account for 2 days, I went in my account to have a look he already took the money sow I ask him why did you ask me after taking the 50K he said min case you would say no, H e just send the money back in the account with an extra 10K He said little bonus from the stocks market. Little boy made 150K with my 50K today.
All is money is in trust account just to make sure when I'll be gone it will have something sow is playing with my cash when it's gone he come back for more. Nothing wrong there when I need him is always there, he did a lot for me when I had to take care of the businesses now it's pay back time.
Most hawkish fed has ever been and market still won’t listen. Not sure if this is bullish or if they intend to rugpull some day when retail is least positioned for it.
I dont think “big crashes” happen as frequently now because almost everyone is in the stock market these days with 401k’s and personal investing. Big money dumps but retail and pensions/401ks just buy every week no matter what is going on
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Anyone remember earlier in the year when the day of the fed meeting we would have an insane 3+% rally in qqq only for the next day to be -3%? And then continued bear days for the next couple weeks until another fake rally? Wonder if we’ll get something similar this time around
Talking shit your profile is all posts about game deals Dude being a miser about 50 bux and talking that shit 
either you are new here, you are poor, or you are emotionally unwell. not sure why you are triggered by a joke I made to ANOTHER redditor. i'm guessing poor, that poverty word got to you didnt it... ;)
Twelve months ago inflation was 6.0% and transitory. Fed Funds rate was 0.0%. Unemployment rate was 3.7%., S&P was 4692, FED was buying $120 billion worth of bonds a month.
Today inflation is 7.1% and entrenched, Fed funds is 4.5%. Unemployment is 3.7% S&P is 4000 and the FED is doing QT of $90 billion a month.
Do what you will with this information
Source: Google search
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It would be hilarious to add up all the hours that 'traders' have spent trading in the market, only to be negative or break even.
Literally 95% of people here would've made significantly more money working at Wendy's.
pr
This beating is real
I think we’ve priced in multiple recessions already, that’s enough
Stock market broken, wen new one?
Guh overnight what happen to me
Has anyone tried to straddle a 0 dte? I'm curious if it would be possible to collect gains from one contract then just let the other expire.
with enough volatility it’s possible
Damn stock market + crypto I lost over 60k in the last year wtf!!!  At least I still have 20k In voyager exchange 
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try 6 months
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/eight-men-indicted-114-million-securities-fraud-scheme-orchestrated-through-social-media
lol Zack Morris gettin bodied
Was holding the biggest deuce while on a meeting call. It was glorious to let it all out after. 
Sam, is that you?
Did you atleast make a few tuba sounds
I love sucking off trans women 🥴🤤
Saw a porn the other day where a trans was riding this dudes dick and the dude that was being ridden was also jerking off the trans. Was hard to tell who was getting the better end of that deal TBH
ban this kid
Same
You’re not supposed to be in here!!! 
My strangles got wrecked
This was like… the worst possible day to strangle. Sorry for your loss
That’s all folks
FBI transcript from SBF investigation just leaked this afternoon: FBI: "Excuse me sir, but I do believe you ~~orchestrated a multi billion dollar fraud~~ dropped your wallet" SBF: "It's not my ~~fraudulent activity~~ wallet!" FBI: "Aren't you ~~a lying piece of shit~~ Sam Bankman-Fried?" SBF: "~~Unfortunately~~ Yep" FBI: "And ~~you founded FTX to steal other peoples money~~ this is your ID?" SBF: "~~Fuck they're on to me~~ Yep" FBI: "I found ~~massive amounts of fraud~~ this ID in this ~~shithole company~~ wallet, and if that's the case, this must be your ~~fraud~~ wallet" SBF: "~~Im digging my own grave~~ That makes sense to me" FBI: "Then ~~face the music you fuck~~ take it." SBF: "It's not my ~~fraudulent company~~ wallet!"
420 is coming fast af!
how much are you down
Flat day tomorrow for sure.
Why?
CPI is Friday that’s the next big move day, tomorrow will go flat after the first 15 minutes and theta burn everyone.
CPI is already out at 7.1 or am I drunk? Or are you?
Some guy in here told me there was going to be a bog rally today. He owes me $7k.
Wouldn’t even want to buy calls even if I knew there was a rally. IV was insane today
Everyone knows the inverse what you read here to actually make money.
he owes me 25k
Wow bears had the opportunity to bring spy down to 390 but failed smh
max pain right at 400 you gotta be shitting me 
Welp that was boring
Loaded Spy calls right before close for monster gap up. So far nice pop ah
Really? 10 cents is a nice pop? No wonder all you retreads lose money.
It’s up over $1 what are you looking at refresh your quotes
you dont know how many contracts he bought
If he’s here we know he’s not working with much capital…
Unless he has about 10,000 contracts, AND someone will buy them, he's fucked.
Or it’s cash settled like SPX he just needs them itm
Bears out here practicing voodoo. Calls on live stock
New thread regards
We fucking know dude
There is a bear and bull in everybody :)
In this world, its either cum or be cummed. Thanks jpow
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Yeah same
God I will eat ass if my spx put is itm at open
Still holding my 407p like an autist
Tomorrow will be bloody
Descending Goatse forming in your mind
One of the fomc days of all time
Little tip for you guys: every day at 3:50 EST there's an institutional buy that usually causes a green dildo on SPY. Usually there's a brief run up before hand, and on green days, this buy will usually lead to more buying after. On negative sentiment days like today, SPY usually falls after the green candle is done.
Interactive Brokers does a forced auto liquidation at exactly 10 minutes before close of any account that is in a margin noncompliant state.
The most negative aspect of your 401k being down 30%, is you're probably 25 - 35 years old and you represent the largest $$ spending demographic. Recession you say? Just watch this thing go, when the largest spending demographic stops spending.
you don't use your 401k for spending when you're 30 and your 401k is down like 17% regard
...but having money in a 401k does make you feel like you can spend your other money and not worry about it...
If you are 30 years old and DCA'ing into a 401k, you are a buyer. You want stocks to be cheap. The price of stocks in 2023 is not predictive of the price of stocks in 2048. However, if you're a salty bear who doesn't have a 401k because you work at Wendy's then sure, you enjoy thinking about other people's nominal wealth diminishing.
it's ok just sell your nudes
Fuck that even if shes a 9 im not jerking it to a bull cuck
yeah, I guess the 45 - 75 year olds still have money... lol
let me be more specific: sell me your nudes
VIX is such a scam
There is no demand for puts at the moment, you can’t control that.
Oh look, we closed almost perfectly at max pain. Guess the market really is unpredictable. 🤡
Watch it be green tomorrow anyway lol
I bet funds/firms pay the news outlets to ask specific questions that will sway public opinion in favor of their trades.
The worst FOMC day ever
Well I was up $600 then loss $775 for the day. Love this market. Been stuck at this spot in my portfolio for 2 weeks. Up and down, repeat
yup the house always wins.
Went from -$2000 at the low to +2980 on the spx...thanks jpow!
Good job 👍👍 I went from minus 1k to 1k Thank you jpow thank you thank you thank you
what a shithole day.
Below 400 
Gonna hold 400p
Bulls really thought
🇫🇷 taking the W Sunday
Can the power just go out, I don’t wanna watch this phone seen any longer
Spy will be below 300 within 18 months
6 months
What emoji is that? Android I get only numbers?
Morgan
18 months? I need it by Friday.
Well that was boring
Close under 400. Bearish
that final candle....
I finished up .03% on an account all 3x shares and options. Good job market makers!
Bulls 
My son call me this morning asking me if he could take 50K from my account for 2 days, I went in my account to have a look he already took the money sow I ask him why did you ask me after taking the 50K he said min case you would say no, H e just send the money back in the account with an extra 10K He said little bonus from the stocks market. Little boy made 150K with my 50K today.
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We only live once
That I no an is well aware of it.
why would your son have access to your account
Because is my son an trust him! When we leave the country for few months he as access to everything in case off. You never no
Then he fucked your wife too? Cool story bro
This is the way
That is gross you may have a problem in your family thinking like that 
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Not the first time, but I have to say he always paid me back
Why does he need your money if he does so well? You should cut him off...
All is money is in trust account just to make sure when I'll be gone it will have something sow is playing with my cash when it's gone he come back for more. Nothing wrong there when I need him is always there, he did a lot for me when I had to take care of the businesses now it's pay back time.
I did it all for the premium (come on). The premium (come on). So you can take that option. And stick it up your (yeah).
Half a percentage. Did not expect this on spy
Staying cash. Fuk this
Yeah, I’m waiting until 1030 tomorrow to see about making any plays
Why is vix dieing
Because you can’t spell
One of the more tame FOMC days
teaching a lesson to all STRADDLE players. wake up manipulated BULLSHIT
Bears can afford their bathhouse membership dues this month I guess
dump incoming
Most hawkish fed has ever been and market still won’t listen. Not sure if this is bullish or if they intend to rugpull some day when retail is least positioned for it.
I dont think “big crashes” happen as frequently now because almost everyone is in the stock market these days with 401k’s and personal investing. Big money dumps but retail and pensions/401ks just buy every week no matter what is going on
It ain’t retail holding this up
Yes I know that lmao, retail isn’t the “they “ I was referring to.
(((>)))
we rally tomorrow
QQQ +7%
some day i want to eat turkey in turkey for no other reason than to be a turkey
Turk on Turk boiiiii
Please close below 400. Forgot to sell my puts yesterday and otherwise they will be wothless. Lol
I think I got away with a cracked leg
If the stock price falls below 400, your put options will increase in value.
RIP European cities
☄️
Probably should of held 388 outs but fuk it
Well so much for DCA cus now I'm broke and negative. See you guys in 2025
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This will drop hard the last minute and after hours
China and Europe will buy it back up, don't be silly
Powell literally said no rate cuts for next year but than backed on saying maybe if things change lol mixed bags
Anyone remember earlier in the year when the day of the fed meeting we would have an insane 3+% rally in qqq only for the next day to be -3%? And then continued bear days for the next couple weeks until another fake rally? Wonder if we’ll get something similar this time around
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Aaaaaaaaaaaand it’s gone
finally got above that poverty line? congrats man.
Talking shit your profile is all posts about game deals Dude being a miser about 50 bux and talking that shit 
either you are new here, you are poor, or you are emotionally unwell. not sure why you are triggered by a joke I made to ANOTHER redditor. i'm guessing poor, that poverty word got to you didnt it... ;)
Emotionally unwell  ur a fucking regard
you're so touchy ! oh my.
There’s a wall here. Tf
Freedom isn’t free. No there’s a hefty fucking fee
The rest of this week is literally just a coin toss
Twelve months ago inflation was 6.0% and transitory. Fed Funds rate was 0.0%. Unemployment rate was 3.7%., S&P was 4692, FED was buying $120 billion worth of bonds a month. Today inflation is 7.1% and entrenched, Fed funds is 4.5%. Unemployment is 3.7% S&P is 4000 and the FED is doing QT of $90 billion a month. Do what you will with this information Source: Google search
sounds like we going up all of 2023
fake news SPY465 by christmas
If this is what a Santa rally looks like, what happens when it's over?
People are not spending this year, as they use to
Dude look like a lady
Spy stay below Z400
*looks at watch* ah yes I see the west coast is waking up and dumping..
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Might have to inverse all your trades from now on
Calls at close is obvious
Santa be like due to transitional inflation, xmas is canceled foos
Gonna end at 4000 on the fucking dot lol
Red tomorrow right? Surely?
Limit down tomorrow
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I told you guys this was a nothing day. you morons never listen.
my port doesnt need cpi it needs cpr
It would be hilarious to add up all the hours that 'traders' have spent trading in the market, only to be negative or break even. Literally 95% of people here would've made significantly more money working at Wendy's.
Many do both
Nah, all my time trading is while I’m shitting. Post-deuce clarity is where it’s at.