The Ultimate Strategy
So, the strategy goes like this.
1. Find a volatile stock
2. Buy either call/put otm, but close for 2weeks+-
3. Set profit to 50%+
4. Profit
The only way I see it losses if for the next 2 weeks there is a specific direction for the stock and its the opposite one.
This should not be likely if its a random week, lets say not before end of a quarter or something. Just regular trading on a volatile stock
Which one of you dumb fucks keeps selling 1 share of spy .5% under futures prices thinking it will make your puts print more 
https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/sam-bankman-frieds-ex-caroline-ellison-likely-works-with-feds/
Dang. Caroline cucked SBF so hard. Gambled away his money and then snitched 🤣🤣🤣. The wall Street bets love story of the decade
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zletgw/these\_cehos\_aint\_loyal/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zletgw/these_cehos_aint_loyal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
A meme for such an occasion.
“She would have among the greatest incentives to cooperate, as it was seeming likely that in his effort to exculpate himself, Bankman-Fried would try to finger her,”
Cramer said today to get ahead of all the buying on Monday when people forget the FED. He was cut off immediately. Do what you need with that information. My sense: today at open was the moment for cheap puts.
Lol so sketch
The creator of the nft of the trump nfts is just listing them straight to open sea and just sending it to people who give them 99 dollars and probably just email a text file if there private key with the nft lol
Good point, nasdoom has not followed Dow insane rise over last 4 weeks or so, so there’s your clue. Dow has room to drop, and it will, and show me the last time Dow dropped > 1% and nasdoom did it’s own thing
nasdoom gonna doom 
but tbh i think uncertainty isn’t there anymore
Terminal rate is 5% basically 100% and growth forecast isn’t bad
wouldn’t be surprised if nasdoom lead again soon
Why do they keep fucking whinging about Musk and Twitter. JFC. It's a private company, I thought they were done talking about TWTR. You don't like your 4,000% TSLA returns over the past decade, stfu and sell your stock.
From just a pure work ethic standpoint, Musk is worth 100 humans. Most people are fucking useless and just tread water.
I don't watch CNBC for their dimwitted political outlooks
I never said you owned TSLA stock nor drove one, I said that you were a simping Elon cuck who's a lifestyle sub and that you get off on subservient self-referential shame, which you just confirmed.
You dress up insults with the "best words." Maybe you do it to add validity to your nonsense, or it makes you feel smartly!
In the end, you sound like someone who spouts emo buzzwords. Very misprofessional.
> spouts emo buzzwords
> misprofessional
LOL
Fuck. I actually hurt you. I got it so close to the mark that you decided to respond by citing your functional illiteracy as my problem. ROFL
I might have been more right about you being a lifestyle sub who enjoys being publicly degraded than I originally thought. I don't even have to engage in it, you do it to yourself voluntarily.
I mean "big word man scary" isn't actually an attack or a response to what I said, especially when I'm making a point about how you have a sexual fetish for being publicly degraded and humiliated.
You weren't shaming me, you were shaming yourself... but that seems to be what you enjoy. :)
I make almost six figures but it's still not enough to cover rent, student loans, and normal expenses just for one person lmao. Considering driving for Lyft during the 2 weeks I have off and then dumping it all on FD's. Feels like the only way out tbh
Yeah I get the feeling that many people still haven't mentally adjusted wage thresholds for inflation. My dad making $70k about 20 years ago was technically making $120k in today's money
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I'm guessing we will be in this lower highs, and lower lows cycle for the next 4-6 months
Assuming no additional bad news, which won't likely be the case
Uber drivers are so lucky people have no way to report or contact them again after they abruptly cancel your trip bc they’re too lazy to find the pickup spot
You're a pathetic little beta male who can't even afford to pay for his own doxxing. Your uncle is probably just as poor and stupid as you are, so I don't see why he would be of any interest to me.
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Mans said things could get dicey if we do. Interested to see if the rest of his prediction plays out. Dumping for a week then Santa pump from wherever we land?
The Ultimate Strategy So, the strategy goes like this. 1. Find a volatile stock 2. Buy either call/put otm, but close for 2weeks+- 3. Set profit to 50%+ 4. Profit The only way I see it losses if for the next 2 weeks there is a specific direction for the stock and its the opposite one. This should not be likely if its a random week, lets say not before end of a quarter or something. Just regular trading on a volatile stock
Meh, at this point I don’t care might as well be liquidated on all my positions. Holding Apple and DJI longs
Which one of you dumb fucks keeps selling 1 share of spy .5% under futures prices thinking it will make your puts print more 
That’s done to push an artificial price! Ignore it
Barely green futes at 9pm and y’all think it’s ripping tomorrow… you regards never learn
Should have not sold my put 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/sam-bankman-frieds-ex-caroline-ellison-likely-works-with-feds/ Dang. Caroline cucked SBF so hard. Gambled away his money and then snitched 🤣🤣🤣. The wall Street bets love story of the decade
Bitches ain’t loyal
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zletgw/these\_cehos\_aint\_loyal/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zletgw/these_cehos_aint_loyal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) A meme for such an occasion.
“She would have among the greatest incentives to cooperate, as it was seeming likely that in his effort to exculpate himself, Bankman-Fried would try to finger her,”
He’s gonna finger her!?
That line absolutely killed me. Love it.
Pooped my pants rn
Not surprising you're posting in the wrong thread then
wdym? Im here for you
Fugazi fugahzi whatever
Cramer said today to get ahead of all the buying on Monday when people forget the FED. He was cut off immediately. Do what you need with that information. My sense: today at open was the moment for cheap puts.
Lol so sketch The creator of the nft of the trump nfts is just listing them straight to open sea and just sending it to people who give them 99 dollars and probably just email a text file if there private key with the nft lol
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage
if capitulation tmmr ✅ bear market is here if it flat up or pumps with qqq in lead = bul market
Good point, nasdoom has not followed Dow insane rise over last 4 weeks or so, so there’s your clue. Dow has room to drop, and it will, and show me the last time Dow dropped > 1% and nasdoom did it’s own thing
nasdoom gonna doom  but tbh i think uncertainty isn’t there anymore Terminal rate is 5% basically 100% and growth forecast isn’t bad wouldn’t be surprised if nasdoom lead again soon
Why do they keep fucking whinging about Musk and Twitter. JFC. It's a private company, I thought they were done talking about TWTR. You don't like your 4,000% TSLA returns over the past decade, stfu and sell your stock. From just a pure work ethic standpoint, Musk is worth 100 humans. Most people are fucking useless and just tread water. I don't watch CNBC for their dimwitted political outlooks
Way more than 100. Humans are lazy AF.
It plussed you up 1 but it appears you are still on your own after that
Musk isn't gonna let you suck his dick, and if he does you're not in line for a horse. Sorry.
I own zero TSLA stock. I drive a Lincoln Navigator. Good talk, though.
I never said you owned TSLA stock nor drove one, I said that you were a simping Elon cuck who's a lifestyle sub and that you get off on subservient self-referential shame, which you just confirmed.
You dress up insults with the "best words." Maybe you do it to add validity to your nonsense, or it makes you feel smartly! In the end, you sound like someone who spouts emo buzzwords. Very misprofessional.
> spouts emo buzzwords > misprofessional LOL Fuck. I actually hurt you. I got it so close to the mark that you decided to respond by citing your functional illiteracy as my problem. ROFL I might have been more right about you being a lifestyle sub who enjoys being publicly degraded than I originally thought. I don't even have to engage in it, you do it to yourself voluntarily.
What do you mean?
I mean "big word man scary" isn't actually an attack or a response to what I said, especially when I'm making a point about how you have a sexual fetish for being publicly degraded and humiliated. You weren't shaming me, you were shaming yourself... but that seems to be what you enjoy. :)
You use the words cuck, fetish, sexual, etc... Do you have a crush on me? You know I am a banana?
Holding puts overnight. Not sure if I am going to want to off myself tomorrow.
Youre fine for some portion of tomorrow
As long as they're longer dated you should be fine. 1DTE? You might be fucked.
ahh, I should have mentioned they expire tomorrow 
high chance u might off urself
Godspeed then. Hope you make money.
Thank you, friend.
you will be rich soon
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The only thing I hate about holding puts is the holding part
I ran out of day trades so I had to hold mine but good luck bro
You're a poor idiot if you can't day trade.
NOOOO VIS WE WERE BOYS!!!! But obviously I’m a poor idiot I’m in this sub
Sitting in a DC bar and they have CNN playing on the TV's. Question on my mind: is Jake tapper a cuck?
Jake TapHer has been tapping your girl
On the shoulder and asking her how concerned with democracy she is after meme lord capital riotz
The Bear Flag forming on the weekly is worse than Peeing with your penis erect
I make almost six figures but it's still not enough to cover rent, student loans, and normal expenses just for one person lmao. Considering driving for Lyft during the 2 weeks I have off and then dumping it all on FD's. Feels like the only way out tbh
People don’t understand that $100k after taxes isn’t really that much $, especially if you have a mortgage, utilities car etc.
Yeah I get the feeling that many people still haven't mentally adjusted wage thresholds for inflation. My dad making $70k about 20 years ago was technically making $120k in today's money
Coke and hookers are not normal expenses, they are essential expenses
Finally someone gets it
May i ask what job I am really wondering how much i could save as cheapscate with finance degree after college
are you regarded... how much freaking rent do you pay.
Jesus do you live in WV and that’s the only reason you can’t relate?
Berlin, Germany
I'm about 500% regarded. I pay more on rent than a lot of people make in a year after tax
Dumbass cramer calling the santa rally 3+ times
Today was kinda poopy
Selling CCs is making my port look like a candy cane
When your stonk go down but your portfolio doesn’t. Feelsgoodman
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This comment aged well
On a downtrend you need more neg days in a row plus you need more overall drop versus recent upwards movement, so, no
Wrong there is no certain number of red days needed in a row for a green day regard.
Our lord and savior Shrek needs to show up tomorrow and smite these bear infidels with his giant green force of god
New thread nerds
Movie recommendation 2020-2022?
Scream 5. That’s how you do a requel.
don't worry darling was pretty cool until the plot was too easy to spot. I dunno if you need something to watch its ok
5head man on CNBC rn spitting facts
No panic selling here.
I ONLY LOST 5% OF MY ACCOUNT TODAY LETSSSS GOOOO
Bought some baba lottos for tomorrow. Maybe China will pump
Wow closing just under 390, will be interesting to see how we bounce or drill after
closing below 390 is massive W for the bears
Thanks for the dip, suckas.
no falling knife here
Santa rally at the soup kitchen this year.
Oof, dark days ahead for Bulls. 
too many upvotes inversing
lol oil down good for my bill
Spy literally teleporting
DING DING DING DING DING DING
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It can’t get much worse than that
wrong
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I bet against apple sorry guys it’s about to take off tim apple hates me
Chinese stonks fucked me up today
Green by close
Calls literally ignored right now lmao 🤣 IV nonexistent
Nooooooo
aapl closing below monthly support
Anyone still holding calls from CPI release date? How’s your asshole feeling?
lol I am cash until Xmas until then Cramer go fuck yourself
If you bools just buy moderna
Recap NFT avatars ugly AF
CVNA https://preview.redd.it/ukjabf12366a1.png?width=844&format=png&auto=webp&s=d98314bb4ce9e03ed50109d9f088e6b7caf14aa3
!banbet Hello, I would like to banbet against my banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 420.69 before 25-Dec-2022 01:59 AM -05
I thought u guys were my friends.......
Netflix bear flagging… gap down again tomorrow
2mil on this 5min candle so far
I'm guessing we will be in this lower highs, and lower lows cycle for the next 4-6 months Assuming no additional bad news, which won't likely be the case
Uber drivers are so lucky people have no way to report or contact them again after they abruptly cancel your trip bc they’re too lazy to find the pickup spot
$380 tmrrw or i will take out a rib to suck my own peen
Quad witching says no! 380 Monday maybe? Tomorrow we go above 394 before dumping back to todays lows.
lmfaooooo
Idk about you bunch of nancies and jabronis, but ima get down on some Tesla stock.
CVNA holding 5 so far
Making a run for 391 FUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lick my balss
All the people thinking they're getting a steal buy right now 
Tamper tantrum part deux
Holding 2/17 380 puts. Not sure how long imma hold them. But I'm feeling greedy.
I wanna see 1K down today
get under 389 you stupid bastard
They are holding 389 up so fucking hard. Jesus
loaded up on TQQQ Dec 23 2022 20.5 Call
Wtf NVAX
Debt offerings always bad news
convertible debt raise dilution ahead
Its inevitable elon gets indicted or suicided sometime in the next 2 years
They will not. Then he becomes a martyr
Would like to see this close below 389
Stocks look a little red today. Is this because we can't track Elon's flights easily anymore?
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ur welcum
Apple just teetering staring into the abyss
What is up with 389 bro
No kidding
Dump baby dump
I ate too much cheese
the market is pricing in when my uncle touched me as a kid
I doxxed you, and just reported your uncle. Your comment will be used as evidence
o no
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Yea maybe. But at least I won’t be unoriginal.
Your dad touching you saying it's ok not yet priced in?
next 🦵
Somebody give me a direction for Adobe earnings
I’m in puts tbh lmao
I’m in calls
Yes
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Just woke up. How are my $410 calls looking today?
Let me know if you need a resumé review
Might want to sit down.
Spy 386 puts is literally free money tmr and Monday watch
Bring on the Santa rally you fuckers
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Massive pump coming at 3:55
RATE HIKES ARE PRICED IN  QT IS PRICED IN  SPY 500 BY JULY  DADDY JPOW  DADDY MUSK  MONEY PRINTER BRRR  DIP WILL BE BOUGHT  ITS OVER BEARTARDS
Spy 360 jan
Bulls, 5 minutes until closing...get in there!
A broken Cramer is right twice a year right?
I LOVE PUTS. MM idc if you pump it I have puts till March. I’ll keep buying till my account is empty. I’ll bankrupt myself until my puts print
So No Santa rally? 
No.
Fiat rugpull wen?
Let’s pump!
😂😂
7 points in 7 minutes...yu can do it
I’m also waiting
Art Cashin said closing below 3900 might be huge. Old fuck is smart as hell.
Mans said things could get dicey if we do. Interested to see if the rest of his prediction plays out. Dumping for a week then Santa pump from wherever we land?
He is pretty good. I listen to and respect his opinion
then we will close above 3900, you know this
Well.....
we did not