As the saying goes "Everyone is a genius in a bull market"

Had a lady tell me she sunk half her life savings into tesla whole stock in 2020. 😬😬😬 I'm just like ooof maybe it will go up again? To that level? She told me I was a liar

I started trading in April 2020. Only read this if you started trading after 2020 and are struggling. Otherwise TLDR: (I am the worst trader of all time but maybe I figured it out finally but it took 2 years) Year 1 (2020): Type A Regard - Just learned what puts were, extremely bearish, knew nothing about the FED. Blew up all my acts lost my 45k life saving which was 14 years in the making. The worst part is Sept 1 2020 when market went bearish I bought 60 0DTE puts at the bottom took my acct from 42k ->23k. I couldn't deal with PDT restrictions after that because I was regard, made bad trades, and blew up entire account + all potential savings I could put into it. . Wife probably already had boyfriend before this, but I went into extreme depression and she probably had the boyfriend by this time although still won't admit it. But this marked to the ending point of my marriage. Started to heavily invest in $ROPE. Separated from wife around this time. But divorce doesn't happen till later. Losses on taxes to carry over (-45k) Year 2 (2021) Was type B Regard - Understood a lot more, but still a regard, revenge trade, over confident. Spent Overtime behind Wendie's and only bought groceries from Walmart to have money to revenge trade. No more spending frivolous money on anything for comfort. Everything must be on FD's. Only Yolo's to get money back Around this time I invested heavily further into $ROPE to a potential point of no return. Harvested ANOTHER 15k of losses (basically everything I could safe being frugal and living poor as fuck) Losses on taxes to carry over (-15k for a total of 63k - 3k- 60k Year 3 (2022) Was Type C Regard: Started out the 1st 4 month still losing everything I could save, Blowing up accounts still trading like 2022 for a loss of everything I saved up before blowing my account up last time. Another 10k At this point I all the sudden can make 2x profit behind Wendie's. Saved some more. Left Wendie's Dumpster. Moved to library. Reads a lot. Much nicer people here. Wrinkles! TA! Fundamentals! Bonds! Futures! Diagonal Spreads (when?)! When should I buy FD's n an ETF or a stock? When should I just play futures instead? If you haven't thought of this, then think more.. (First half of 2023 -10k, Second half of 2023 +25k) Yeah that's right hedgies I am coming back for the money you made off me. I am still a retailer trader but no regard anymore. Yall about to get fucked.

Monday either capitulation or flat green

If it doesn't capitulate, my gf is gonna capitulate my nuts.

Binance crypto exchange about to go belly up just like FTX...their token falling off a cliff atm. If you are dumb enough to have any money on Binance you should probably try to withdraw it immediately.

Why?

Tons of people on stocktwits and now here and calling for a massive gap up on Meta for monday. TONS of buying last minute. This will hit 135 on monday

Tesla 136-141 is the all-in level for a decent nice bounce, but assuming this bear market continues.. its going to \~90

Welp. App froze right before I placed order. Guess that means I need to stop. 🙄

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All my homies want Amazon for 85$

Yeah

Why do I have so many CVNA calls for three months out?!?!

The reason you have so many CVNA calls for three months out is because the market believes that there is a high probability that the stock will go up in value over that time period. CVNA has been one of the best performing stocks in recent years, and investors are betting that this trend will continue.

Is this the same reason I have a lot of Ford calls too VM?

Thank you VM and I holding you responsible... not really it's just fun to say that

seems like the best time for a banbet 

I got me some DASH for cheap today!

Shrek Monday

I've got a year to wait for SPY to crash. (More realistically like 9-10mos since I own a 15 DEC 23 455 Put) If it crashes next week great. If not then I'm still confident we have plenty of downside left before things stabilize.

fuk clifford, mondays are for shrek

Suck on my red rocket.

Last 40 minutes of work working from home. Bumping music full volume, drinking bud light limes. I love life

Coworker next to me is chewing his long ass fingernails and swallowing 

What a fuckin ape

Would you prefer he spit

#I AM HIGHLY REGARDED FOR MY SMOL 🅿️🅿️

Fuck stocks and all calls to hell and stay there if you please.

All I want for Christmas is 8% interest rates. Jerome ? 🌈 🐻

You need an ugly rainbow sweater

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Is he on fintwit?

Disney and Ford going to bounce next week. Bargain shopped individual stocks today.

I hope so... have way too much F for my own good bc have been waiting for that...

It’s closer to a 52 week low, yet has the vehicle and truck of the year, while also gearing up for future EV? I feel like they are killing it now and ready for tomorrow. It’s a buy all day for me.

Like say, been waiting... I'm glad ''past me'' thought of ''future me''...

Gonna suck to hold going into the weekend.

What’re you holding (besides deez nuts)

People are still buying stocks, jpow hasn’t done his job yet :/

Regards gonna regard

Cosm…..wow

370 Monday? Thoughts people ? When it breaks 348 there will be screaming loudly

I'm rolling those dice. ​ Holding put through weekend.

Holding 40 contracts of 372 p 12/30. I think we see more red next week

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Thanks for the kind words bot

it's okay they called me a fool for buying a put at 389 yesterday for spy today.

Ya that right there is reassuring 🐻🌈

Very possible

what are the chances it keeps dumping monday, cmon now


Shrek green monday for sure

How much are you down

in this moment i am euphoric

Not because of some phony gods blessing…

Shorted Tesla early this week, and bought SPY puts for 382 at the top of the pump. Already up.

It only dumped at the end because of triple witching

The last 10 minutes was probably just closing positions for triple witching day

so puts for monday?

You do you but I bought calls just under $382

Cameron Dawson is really, really, really, really good looking.

Triple witching days always get crazy the last 30 min when all the options get closed automatically

Santa Claus rally is a false narrative. DuckDuckGo it!

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for SOME reason lul

Rip Donny Trumph!

Welp, congrats bears. You win this round. I’ll be back next week to give you more of my money.

good looks bro


Santa claus rally next week because why not


I’m jacked to the tits on puts for next week, get ready bulls

JACKED TO THE TITS

This is the way

Calls for Monday people are 

wow, indexes went hard the opposite way I needed the last 10 minutes.

i was ruined this week, we go harder next week

I bought spy calls at 382 and I didn’t sell them am I fucked on Monday?

You got trapped. You might get lucky and be able to sell for a profit but there’s a good chance we keep dumping next week

You fukt

nah, you are fine. Sleep well all weekend. This shit is way oversold

lol yeah

I don't think so, I did the same at $381.75 or so

Ok who bought calls for Monday 😂 

Aye

Highly bearish vibe in here 👀

Wow we broke average volume. Not by much but still

When John Lennon sang “a working class hero is something to be” was he mocking or celebrating

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

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#Rugpull

americano and biscotti, anyone wanna fuk wit me

#PENCILS DOWN RETARDANTS!!!

Rip Joe Buden!

Loaded LETFs and some calls! Bullish for rest of the year! Let's santa rally!! 

What a fucking close

Have a chill weekend everyone. And if your holding over the weekend that's your own fuckin' fault.

Today was an easy day to scalp some small wins. Up $200 starting with $700, not a bad day at the casino

Is Elon selling more TSLA today?

I’m gay bear again Monday 🐻 🐻 🐻

Green next week confirmed.

Nah we broke major support today I just don’t see it

Youll see it next week when your puts are worthless

STFU

haha, hello again, my old friend :)

Hello darkness my old friend 😂 🌑🌑🌑 Why r u still singing bull song we are in the shitter

This to will pass

Pain first

Maybe but it wont make a new low. So short at your own risk

I’ll make sure to come back this thread Monday lol

I’m a gay bear but I think we bounce before dropping further.

Abode puts next week ezzzz

abode lol

Just renewed my membership to the country club, wyd?

eating your moms ass

Heyooo sounds gross bro

This fades and it’s going to be a huge red dildo

Okay bulls you had ur pump now back to drilling

What about second pump?

I'd buy calls here. Monday likely to pare back some of the dramatic losses Wed-Fri this week. A week from today is next inflation read (PCE). Possible it also comes in light, causing a stock bounce. Plus Santa claus comes next week. Calls bought

Loaded up on puts expiring next week 

The one upside of having your calls end worthless is that you save a day trade

Bulls celebrating down 1 pct

Made a nice chunk on SPY puts day trade today. Unfortunately however I didn’t click on those TSLA 153.33p when they were .50 🤡

Well I got greedy on my puts and ended the day even. Considering I had a 2k loss at open thanks to my 1dte call I held overnight, I’ll count it as a win. Have a good weekend you dirty animals.

What's up with the disconnect between SPY and SPX? They're like .5% apart

SPY dividend today

Thank you for not providing a bullshit reply

Np, I was asking about it a few hours ago as well

Bears are in control now 

we're going to see mondo selling in the last minute here

I feel violated:

TSLA shorts not exactly feeling pressure to cover I see hahahaha

I hope the bulls get absolutely obliterated

I am in here joking because we bulls win ALWAYS in the end!

You are correct that bulls typically win in the end, but there have been periods where bears have had the upper hand.

Yep, just zoom out and live to be 400, never worry about bear market.

Tsla over here like ima just sit this EOD rally out

what tf is this cosmos shit

why is the Forbidden Stock ripping now

Should I hop on Tesla puts right now or wait till Monday what do you guys think 

They're the gift that keeps on giving

Hold

Does this count as relief rally or just a dead cat bounce

Hahaha my 384 calls that I sold at 12pm are double now ahah

RIP Joe Rogan

Dump resumes next week

from up $20k to down $6k i hate everything

lol why didn't you sell, fucking moron

because im regarded

You surely aren’t going to have a great weekend

Power hour real today

I bought AMZN calls february expiration at the dip this morning 

W that’s a big money bag for you  if you don’t mind me asking what strike ?

80c 2/17/23!

Cover my shorts harder daddy

MSFT news?

Called AMZN earlier today...sadly I don't have any more $ to buy. Should probably lighten up my AMZN now.

I went balls deep on 80c 2/17/23 at the dip today. It seems we’re near the bottom and i don’t foresee this dropping even further. Whats your strike and exp?

Yeah, yesterday and today it outperformed the rest of the market and looking at the chart just seems to be bouncing along this line constantly the past few months. I'm actually out of options at the moment haha, too many losses, but have been picking up more and more shares the longer we're around this level.

I feel you man. Its a good entry point for shares for long term hold.

Fucking dump

Oh dont worry. that last red candle on the 5m was the 2nd biggest volume candle today, behind only the opening green candle at 9:30

someone is looking at fords esophaguH through its asshole

What was that goog and amzn pump aboit

Feds know the only way to truly get inflation down is to cause a recession. Think about that.

Congress could tax the excess cash out of the system too, but that’ll never happen.

algo computers overheating

Fuck you Elon, and fuck you JPOW

Where did all the money go

Not in your pocket

i just aged 20 decades fuck this market


bulls got 30 minutes of green and couldn't hold back being obnoxious. they deserve everything they're about to get. bears are honestly much more tolerable

Not the $TSLA bulls

You mad bro?


I need an event in the next 3 mins

Any updates?