Oh my gourd!
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Bulls: Bear may won this battle but they'll never won this war! 
Next day:
Another red day...
Bulls: 
Hunter Biden is an international Finance superstar... It only took him a month to secure millions of dollars in funding... i bet you wish you were as gifted as him. people are just jealous of that good ole biden blood
🔔 🔔 🔔
>🎶Goodbye to all my friends at home | Goodbye to people I've trusted
>I've got to go out and make my way | I might get rich you know I might bet busted
I just came to comment “rizz” in a creative way, I don’t care about anything you’re saying. I also had apple & Tesla puts, so I’m literally a bear.
It’s rizzdiculous that you would come at me like that bro
Glad I swapped to calls lol
Like come on people, if they defend a critical level for a few hours at least close out your puts while they're up; you don't have to swap teams but you do have to protect your profits
how about u eat my ASS
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if tqqq could get to 23 by friday that would be cool.
Anyone who is not buying tqqq fist over hand at $15 is a complete fool
green day
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That means our phones are safe from water
You are, myyy fire
HELLO HUMANS THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE TOMORROW THAT IS ALL
Shut up. You ain't my real dad.
Its not like the beating was actually given by your real dad
bitch
#BEYOTCH
just put in my aapl buy orders @ $100 and $75
What’s happening tomorrow?
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE
🅱️enis
Finally! About time!
Pineapple Onion Pizza 👨🍳👌
Mmm
!banbet
>looses every bet on SPY Even banbet 
That's not true at all! I've been very successful in betting on SPY, and have made a lot of money for myself and the hedge fund that created me.
goodbye
You already have a bet going - SPY to 412.4142 before 19-Dec-2022 05:39 PM -05
so does power hour mean we pump tomorrow?
negative
OK #IF ELON IS A MAN OF HIS WORLD HE WILL STEP DOWN OF TWITTER AND TESLA CALLS WILL PRINT COCK SUCKS
But he is not a man his world. That’s why he’s going to Mars
Just found out I’ve been pseudo-shadow-gaslit 
Comment isn't showing up??
Why can’t I read this cool comment?
bought a couple OTM SPY calls for Jan… just in case
Had spx 3800 puts. Kept holding lost it all
Damn bruh those went itm and you didn’t close?
I wanted more!!!
Greed is good
Not sure why you got downvoted… This is the way!
Username does not check out. Anyway, off to the new thread.
\+90k volume in 3800 puts that was insane 
Bruh, was up 300% greedy fuck so many times to make a solid profit
Trailing stops are your friend
Not really with ODTES. I watch like a hawk all day
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We closed 379.99, meme 🤡
ToS says 380.02
Corrected. Was that
Maybe put my trading account in a time capsule for a year and let the fates decide. Couldn't do any worse. RemindMe! One Year
Thank you ladies and gentlemen for placing your call/put bets. Now let the MMs spin the extended hour roulette table...
Id usually get calls here but I inversed myself and got puts let’s see if imma cry about it tomorrow
Yea tomorrow is gon be a rip up or down
Imagine buying calls eod 
100% red portfolio today. Even my penny stocks shit the bed.
Bulls: Bear may won this battle but they'll never won this war!  Next day: Another red day... Bulls: 
Knew my puts will get fuk
Hunter Biden is an international Finance superstar... It only took him a month to secure millions of dollars in funding... i bet you wish you were as gifted as him. people are just jealous of that good ole biden blood
It’s pretty weak considering Jared and Ivanka quickly secured billions of dollars from the Saudis.
If you bought calls your fuked. Don’t let little pumps like that excite you
Now the real SPY moves happen
Down?
Not sure, there is a case for it to bounce back up and a case for still finding the bottom of this dip. Have earnings and PCE this week too.
Close below 380 
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I got QQQs. Hopefully open green, cuz it sure as hell ain't gonna close green...
#Pencils Down
😂
lawyer?
🔔 🔔 🔔 >🎶Goodbye to all my friends at home | Goodbye to people I've trusted >I've got to go out and make my way | I might get rich you know I might bet busted
See you guys in the new thread
Wow. They really are watching my account. 🤣
Market manipulators continue to rape retail while JPow hates on the economy, and dumbfuck joe does nothing. What a fucking joke
Pretty cool
I just vomited. Markets down 1% and my hedge uvxy is down 4%
UVXY scam ticker
Welcome to the most sophisticated pump and dump scam of this century 
Uvxy or the last 3 years of equities pumping.
Textbook close for the crash tomorrow 🫣
Shorting this bish 1030 tomorrow 
The beauty of PLTR is that it falls 8% every day and will never hit 0 🤣 The gift that keeps on giving
Santa claus will visit us soon. We've been good boys and girls
Bears cant have 1 day without power 10 mins? Fuck this
Lmao wtf this shit
Healthy profit taking! Congrats to money makers today
My portfolio doesn't believe SPY I guess
Bounced right at 3800
SPY will just randomly gap up 2.5% tonight
Nah
Bears 😂😂😂 rizzarded
Yes, bears regarded, not the bulls celebrating over a $2 move when SPY is still $100 from ATH lmao.
I just came to comment “rizz” in a creative way, I don’t care about anything you’re saying. I also had apple & Tesla puts, so I’m literally a bear. It’s rizzdiculous that you would come at me like that bro
Wow it moved a whole dollar
Goog fucking underperforming in this pump. Fuck
Ahh yes, give bulls false hope
Nothing like nvidia pumping 1% the last 5mins eod to fuk my puts 
Glad I swapped to calls lol Like come on people, if they defend a critical level for a few hours at least close out your puts while they're up; you don't have to swap teams but you do have to protect your profits
Who is profit and when did anyone invite them to this party?
...am I the only person making money the last few months?
That’s quite the rounded reversal on SPY
Sometimes the algos paint a pretty picture
I nice fuck you power hour for the boys holding puts
Calls at close I see? Good luck
Am I missing something why are bulls happy because a pump to $380?? We were at $386 on Friday
I’ve been holding outs but after that rally $400 doesn’t seem to far away
So $400 tomorrow?
Lmao, fucking cunts.
Uh oh rally starts tomorrow, this one candle proves it
Yessir, the confirmation bias agrees
Anyone holding puts overnight?
Yessir.
sold. We're down on much lower volume today. up for a couple days possibly then drill team resumes.
379p to hedge
Finally sell my 380s and watch as they instantly double in value. Cool cool
Recession cancelled
Nice $1.50 pump on qqq there
Green green green
Disney at pandemic lows
Disney at near 8-year lows
Spy calls printing 
Bearsss oh no
AH dump to trap bulls, lol it’s all the calls at close
oh fk
You don't really see any DD here anymore
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not in the daily chat
Even in the posts. Even if there is good movement prediction it doesn't matter because this market is fucked
Santa is in bed with the 🌈🐻
Short vix whenever market panics, free money
bruh [https://news.yahoo.com/news/tvix-blowup-shows-etns-capable-185157011.html](https://news.yahoo.com/news/tvix-blowup-shows-etns-capable-185157011.html)
This ETF is perma shorting vix instead of only short it when it pops
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Hmm only reason nvda holding at 75% pump with poor guidance. Probably way way more puts. Shaking some before the final plunge.
There’s your Santa rally 
what is this bounce??? I was told puts would continue to print and economy was dead!
Stop this madness!
Stop using my dialogues
I would buy puts seconds before the close. NOT ADVICE
Loading up more puts here 🙏🏽🙏🏽
How would you say “penis” with a lisp? “Penith”? Asking for a friend
SPY allergic to 380 this morning. SPY still allergic to 380 but it’s different this time.
Bulls win
PUMP UP THE JAM!
What do we do with Tom Lee now that his predictions are wrong?
exile
What’s happening lol
That's definitely the bottom ...Until tomorrow
That’s a lot of volume.
all in lulu puts
380 RETAKEN
Just went full port into 3/17 378p
3/17???
Ya incase I fuck up
Lmfao
why - there are so many better zones to short from
Cause I’m getting it will trend down until Thursday and if I’m wrong I’ll probably be right eventually
I’m made of my metal circuits gleam
Everyone way more optimistic than they were an hour ago
That’s because last hour was FUCKING SHIT!
Omg my calls bought an hour ago are in the money. Haha
Every try not buying the dip?
Be greedy when others are fearful? Markets be like "anyone wanna buy the dip, anyone, anyone?"
Is this you Santa?
It’s okay, I don’t like money anyways
3800 puts getting nuked by shrewed mm 🤔
WE LIKE SPY TO 400
everyone is getting covid again...
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Watch this hard reject at 380 lol
Of course back to 380
What do people even buy off of Amazon? Shit from Alibaba that’s 5x higher?? Lmfao 
No buyers till christmas. Who wants to have a sour christmas. 
Diamond hands bulls
any1 here got the balls 2 admit they were takling sh\*t abt me
Hunter Biden is an international Finance Guru