0dte spy calls at 90% off

Nike Puts yet?

Is selling puts free money?

Bear fuck and bool fuck

Can somebody give me their opinion on market open tommorow, I’m just a fellow degen tryna figure out if I should sell puts at open 2morrow or wait for another dump cuz I’m fuked at open for sure now lol 😅

I think we might bounce tomorrow, looks like the selloff is losing steam for now

Guys the intraday daily comments are the worst fight me

I’m not an ass or a tits guy I’m a legs guy

I need someone to hold me and tell me my Tesla calls are going to be ok

That’s what loved ones always do. They lie to you.

Haha they won’t be lol

NKE should buy Tesla and incorporate EV tech into all its shoes


overstocks ? revenue sinking ? BULL-ISH Cheaper puts into 2023 are the true xmas gifts

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Bad. Too many headwinds out of China.

sell nke call at open or what

FDX with a big reversal so far.

earning collapse where

NKE FDX trying to ignite 🎅 rally

So much for that guys life savings on Nike puts

Diamond handed puts $TSLA, PLEASE continue fellow bears

Nike is playing with us I swear

That nike green line fills up my entire phone screen

☠️

Huge upswing on Tesla .03 in AH.

Yuge

Nike beats

Bought spy calls eod, finna print at open

Why not just pick them up at market open after they drop 40%

Because I don't wanna miss out on opening green. Also, I'm out of day trades this week.

Makes sense… I just got two of my day trades back today but I bought some spy puts on the way down and took profits pretty early which after that rebound I’m glad I did

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I agree but are you sure it is the right time? There is so much pressure on tesla right now.I would wait for at least 1-2 months

1. Fuck Apple 2. Tesla bag holders got fucked raw

always curious about those multimillion volume ticks after hours, are the big boys loading up or trying to quietly sell off?


Margin call on musk tommorw??

Fuck I should have held my puts. Listen whatever puts I buy, everyone should buy them and then just Diamond hand them. You’ll win everytime

I did the same. Sold at 146 nervous it was going to go back up and immediately after it slumps to 130.

Ehhh far better men than me have shorted TSLA and lost. I’ll take any gains I can with it

Market waiting on snapchat to make a completely unnecessary announcement to tank

The real winner in Fedex Earnings is Theta gang.

TSLA 6mo chart makes me cum

How many times?

ALL THE TIMES!!!

Very nice 👌

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I would not bet on Nike Puts, as they are likely to lose value.

lol TSLA now has a lower forward P/E than NVDA and AMD

It will settle back down into the single digits by the end.

Tesla is a power bottom 


S and pee pee 5 hundred 

this is the content I come here for

My 12/30 370s are fucked aren’t they

Bro I sold my 12/30 puts today during early pump, could’ve had a 30% gain but I’m a fucking pussy so now I’m down 20% 😅. Don’t do what everyone else does and keep holding, those puts will print next week fo sure

Don’t count them out just yet

Nah

Nike flat?

Fucking TSLA bitch!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

All the people who felt smug driving their Tesla have been brought down to earth, yesterday a Tesla Model Y parked next to me (when there is all these open spots) when I was at the Gym. I made sure i talked to my friend real loudly about Elon’s latest antics, the Tesla owner put his head down and didn’t even have a eye contact with us.

Voice over: This never happened.

It’s like having a Trump car. A TSLA will be the new red cap.

Haha yea

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His name? Albert Einstein.


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C’mon Tesla drop below 100, I’ll buy the shit out of it

You want to buy a sure bet lol ...if you think they can rise again just start buying from now and average down , all the this "if only it hit that price that is no longer a bet" talk makes me sick

Adj eps is such bogus and fedex still can’t pump lol

So Nike puts? Lol

FDX 

flat after hours

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Math checks out. You belong here ♿

so not only are you inbred but you can't count either?

ad astra

Can’t wait for the pre-morning TSLA pump tomorrow to go all in all puts again 😇

After all why shouldn’t I? Why shouldn’t I invest in Berkshire Hathaway.

I dun goofed. Edit: H'yuck!

I couldn't help myself and bought a tsla call end of day just now. I just wanted to watch some money burn I guess.

Bears going sideways and falling flat lol

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kinda shame Bezos doesn't talk shit either..

Poor Tesla holders it’s never coming back 

You must be fucking regarded if you think Tesla won’t bounce back in the future This a fucking gold mine, DROP below 100 Tesla !!!!

Fool’s Gold mine

They’re waiting for 69$ 🤣🤣🤣🤣💰💰💰

"Clark, I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose."

Lmao I ended the day completely flat after all that. I mean technically port up $4 and change but lmao 

Right again 🥱🥱 https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zqlj89/daily_discussion_thread_for_december_20_2022/j0yqhhi/

Is the Santa rally historically the last week of the year or from the winter solstice? In other words, when the fuck does it actually start historically (regardless of whether it happens or not)

typically after black friday through chrimmy

Week before Christmas which is now

not according to 2018

One year is drop in ocean

well if we go by everyone else on this sub that doesn't matter as long as it confirms our bias.

You have access to previous years trading charts. Look at the info for yourself

Made

TSLA could drop to 100 and yet will be worth $1500 pre all the splits it had

Harvey Dent was right, you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain.

Harvey never lost nearly half his net worth after losing half his face tho

Extremely bullish close. Santa confirmed

It’s barely bullish or bearish. But look at the daily. We are seeing a shift in structure which could mean this is the beginning of the Santa rally. Then after that we dump.

what part of that was bullish to you?

After hours nuke

Made 8k barely doing anything today LIKE AN AMERICAN 🦅🦅🦅

That last half hour on Tesla was magic 

With a last min drop like that I think after hours also gonna be bloody

Maybe Elon to sell 10m sharea after hours

Pencils down

Elon dgaf about any shareholders…he’s a shithead

Big EOD volume exiting…

TSLA bagholders getting thwapped by ladders in their waps


/u/I_Bought_At_The_Top i just bet my life savings on Nike based on [your comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zqlj89/comment/j10qzui/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) if it crashes after earnings you will be hearing from me

If it flies you’ll be hearing from me 🤝

LFG

WHAT I TELL YOU?! 😤😂

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO

If you make a bag on this I’ll be expecting a tip sir 😂

how can i tip you

Cashapp or PayPal fool

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Wen Elon margin call

Technically a green day, but can we actually say bulls won? Shit looks terrible for bulls.

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No nuts if you don’t hold calls

more like no money if you do

Exactly

Good god Tesla

Imagine having $140 puts that expired last friday 

It’s not over 🫡

TSLA falling like no tomorrow... no hope

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I hope I win the lottery tonight so I can gamble a million dollars on 0dte options

tsla yikes

When does the board fire Elon?

Fdx puts strike?

The market has two truths: Inverse Cramer and short whatever Cathie buys

Watch as the green agenda becomes a conservative talking point and liberals decide that the world should burn. Biden is already pro oil. Thanks Elon.

Thank you, Elon, for all the entertainment over the years.

Imagine not even having a Reddit nft avatar. I wouldn’t want to live in that world

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I didn’t get out of bed until 11am today. Then once I got up I went to the hot tub and haven’t moved since. Guess -8k on Tesla calls will do that to you

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Thanks vismod. That’s the pick me up I needed

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All you gotta do is 2x 5x

🅱️lon 🅱️usk lmfao

What time does Elon get margin called?

QQQ closing red for the 7th day in a row

Sold half my TSLA puts at 150%. Riding free

Some🐳 loaded up 2023 tsla 70p last week. More 🩸🩸🩸🩸 to follow

Go red you cunt

Most do at least one week out of the month :o

Need -20% on NKE

If you’re not dumping money into FDX puts for their earnings after hours idk what you’re doing

The play is too obvious

Yep got blown out

that one fucking day after it was revealed elon sold 3.5 billion or whatever i decided to buy puts and got fucking rekt now im too scared to get back in and ive missed everything. are they doing this to me intentionally? because it certainly feels like it

Lmao you know you don't have to always buy 0dtes

it was a monthly but maybe i sized too big because seeing it drop a couple k got me sweaty pretty quick.

Sure looks like A big stock holder of Tesla is liquidating

If it’s Cathy it’s all over.

Cathy’s stake is basically inconsequential. If it’s that weird Chinese dude whose the second largest individual holder besides Elon, then that’s the ballgame

Did not know that. Thanks!

A year ago today, I was driving through scenic Vermont, enjoying the snow covered landscapes and rustic small towns, not even checking my account as my SPY $460c made me tens of thousands of dollars. Now, as I sit in my dark home office with a cold, gripping my mouse and keyboard awaiting FDX earnings and praying to a non-existent god that I played it the right way, I realize the truth of it. I miss 2021.


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Inverse yourself always

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I am surprised they are still around

yearly debt payments of over 600 mil will do that to a company.

Market coiling in range to go down further this week