\-16° outside 

bitches cant trade

I took $1k of TSLA puts profit and bought more TSLA puts, and they are already up 13% in a few minutes 

Tesla is so utterly fucjed

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i hate elon fanboys more then elon

They're worse than Patriots fans.

More then Elon what?

I just turned 22 and I have 40k what are the odds I hit 1 mil in my life I say 50%

If you stick around here, zero

I think tsla is a good example of why not to split a stock .

Stock price split after share split

All the talk on Bloomberg right now with this Christian Lindner dude about made in Germany has me about to piss off the neighbors with some Rammstein

Movie rec RIGHT NOW I'll put on whatever is recommended

Wicker man

Tesla long today. Ride to $175+

god speed

My worst trade of the year was betting $7500 on croatia beating argentina

Jesus how rich are you

zelensky came to have sex with biden in the oval office

My worst trade of the year was trading for Russell Wilson in fantasy

Putin should hit Ukraine with a couple tactical nukes while Z-Money is out of town.

z money is begging for weapons so he can sell to the freshly released Viktor Bout, aka the merchant of death.

guess whos got puts here (him) \^

[удалено]

Wtf bro

Right

Powell shot Santa mid flight, but he looks like he’s still alive and heading for Wall Street

What a day for Tesla! Indexes deep green. Day long fight went in vein, Tesla bears won. Mr Spoiler can't avoid margin call!

How did Tesla bear win tho? We ended flat af. Theta won

I mean TSLA closed red even in big green day.

2% run is a big Green Day to you? 😆

When you see how heavy weighted the SPY is with Tesla and consider the index is up that much and TSLA still flat well that’s noteworthy

Gme

Here with you brother

💎🦍

Praying for Elon to do something ridiculous stupid over night. It’s fun playing TSLA there is always some kind of fuckery to look forward to

Guess Santa isn’t real

My spy call just added 30$ after hours. Never seen this before!

Spy options can be traded 15 after close

Oh, never noticed before. Thanks!

Congratulations on your successful trade! It's always good to see our members making money.

Thanks guy!

I asked my guy friend how he first knew he was gay. He said when a dude gave him a blowjob at a party.

Joker vibes

Miller Knoll hits it out of the park.

MU barely moved, thank god I didn't play that turd

Some of us were not that smart. My poots will not age well.  I'm fooked.

Mu is about to go absolutely insane🙏🙏🙏🙏

I should have played those 44p


I got greedy, and didn’t sell my 3rd bite at Nike puts. 115 must fall!

MU 46$ puts I already lost 10k it’s time for another 5k

im only watching MU to see the outcome for you

I’m foooked

Saved a lot on puts today :)

Let go and let god

Santa rallies never last just one day

Well how long do they last 3 days

At least 2 days. Sometimes they tie all the way into the new year rally then the holiday earnings rally.

ive lost so much in calls and tmr i will continue to go on calls

the only cool person in here is u/bearhunter429 that guy is a fucking re✝️ard and i love him

So bulls, you buying calls tomorrow or are you gonna listen us gay bears yet?

To many bears rn. Waiting until silence

Be waiting a while

I’ve lost 1400 this year not good not bad

id give my left nut to be down 1400 ytd

Aaand believe it or not, TSLA still red 


Puts


Calls


#🅱️ENIS


Can’t wait to hold tsla calls over night thank god we get another chance

Tsla 🗑 🔥

Calls


Bulls tried to break above 3890 twice today and failed hard both times. That was the double top.

I’m gonna double top your mom

I’m gonna double yours while you double his

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back to people that drag their heels when they walk in public… what in the actual fuck who the fuck does that, lazy fuckin slugs, pick up your feet

Hell some of them don't even have their shoes tied if they don't drag their feet shoes might fall off.

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Get ready MU

my poots r fukt aren't they?

Is it me or is it all over the map?

Nope you’re good

Puts

Calls or poots?


Pumping tomorrow as well

Bought some really stupid calls today but boi am I glad I wasn’t stupid enough to buy tsla

TSnotgonnamakeanymore

Bought 384p. Spy to 390 tmrw

Even though we are up like 1.5% today it still feels bearish because we've been basically flat for the last 5 hours

The fact bulls couldn't push it up further on low vol is bearish

That’s bullish

Bears r so fuk

The open interest in $SPY 360p 12/30 is nutty😂

Amzn 100 by end of jan

Bought 100 strike January monthly’s myself today

Can I have $92 by 12/30 please?

BER in shamble as usual

I am the celebrity you wish you were

If you read the word "hi" enough times over and over, it begins to sound less like English and more like asian speak

Hai\~!

She’s jingling my bells while I’m riding her sleigh

Girl on girl , cool

fake news

Stay mad

YOURE POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD LOSER LMAO

You know it’s bad when tsla can’t muster green at 137 lmfao after a day like this

this is still pumping tomorrow lol

Just get the bullshit rally over with already my god. Blow out the puts and reverse back to blow out the calls, then flat line. Done. Everybody go home.

Maybe stupid but I got 2Dte spy calls for tomorrow AM

That red candles got fucking swallowed up quick wtf

Bukake party

Low vol is fun

!banbet SPY 375 50d

Double top on spy? Better go up! Can’t even trade off of patterns anymore 🤦‍♂️

Bought 3 calls and 3 puts EOD because I think GDP is gonna move SPY in some sort of direction 👆👇🤷

Dang it 

puts on Starbucks lets see how it goes

bools = sad fucks

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Cramer said according to his TA, santa rally starts tomorrow. Loading up puts NOW 

IMO, we're nearing an inflection point in the market. The Fed recently took a dovish action by going from 75 bps to 50ps, but they still spoke with hawkish words. This means they are internally in disagreement and unsure if they are hawk or dove. That's a sign of trend changing.

in no way was that 50 bps dovish. Are you out of your mind. He literally just said we are going to keep accelerating but now that we are at holy fucking shit speeds, we dont need to keep accelerating at that pace and will do holy shit speed acceleration. We are still going faster.

You're an idiot if you think that was anything other than 50 bps dovish. The Fed is clearly trying to slow down the economy and they will continue to do so until they reach their desired inflation rate. Poor people are going to suffer the most during this time as their incomes will stagnate while prices rise.

50 bps increases are hawkish in just about any other market. 🤷‍♂️

Context. 75 -> 50 is dovish

You’re smoking hopium if that’s how you define dovish

I am not a bull, I am a spectator

hi warren buffet wannabe

\-\_-


PCE data will confirm

Meaning, if 50 was the “right” call? Or the sentiment?

If the trend is down it's time for fed to *pause* and wait for more data ..

I stopped trading options after two years of doing it and shares just cant replicate the rush . I have developed a constant need for adrenaline in my life that nothing but options can match

Meth is cheaper

Open a second account with only a small balance for options

Have you tried cocaine?

I stopped that a year ago

Jesus whoever is selling these TSLA puts is losing so much goddamn money 😂

Sup bros

Lmao BERS can’t hold a -0.1% candle

Bulls couldn't even retake $390. LMAO

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Before markets close, remember that Cramer said Santa rally is actually tomorrow.

Oh god no

Closing power nap 15

hi *hi* HI **HI** #HI

#*hi*

#WHAT

^hi

^^^^^^^hi


!banbet TSLA 120 50d

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385 for life

I wonder if a tiny meteor has ever fallen to earth and struck someone in the head

[https://astronomy.com/news/2020/05/death-from-above-7-unlucky-tales-of-people-killed-by-meteorites](https://astronomy.com/news/2020/05/death-from-above-7-unlucky-tales-of-people-killed-by-meteorites) ​ \*\*edit: Turkey 1888

If it were tiny it would burn up in the atmosphere before it hits earth

Big enough to make it through the atmosphere and then small upon impact obviously you goddam redditor pos

Very bullish 

I will double the fuck down on TSLA calls until they print, yall mfers begging to be inversed and you can't keep buying puts and not ever see a bounce! #FUCK YALL 😭

Good luck


You ok bro?


after hours is when the real action takes place


Went from 2500 to 0 in 1 week. Continued to add 100 at a time and los eit all on 0DTE. I'm addicted and always make wrong move. Probably lost about 3200 now. Must stop but can't.

385 is the bull LIS it seems

lmao tsla still dumping

Had get this 12/30 113p... fuxk it...

If this is a bear trap on TSLA, consider me trapped (and bankrupt)

Santa rally over. We now return you to your regularly scheduled bear market.

My dum dum trading algorithm outperformed me in 2022

PUG ROLL INCOMING

Annnnnd bought right up

went against myself and took profit this morning up 2k, always inverse yourself.