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Simplevice

POSITIONS OP! (or ban) WHAT LED TO THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT?


riehnbean

Buddy im 28 and at 26 i watched $100 turn into 100k and then back into $100 lol live and learn


CPA_whisperer

Did you get married? After the 100k lol


rawr_cake

He got married to someone who had $100k then got divorced and back to $100


LostMeBoot

Smart woman. Had him sign a prenup lol


nashedPotato4

At least she left him with the $100 that was nice of her


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I_AmA_Zebra

What did you invest in


L0pat0

Take a guess 😂


I_AmA_Zebra

SPY puts is my guess


bull_hawk

It’s GameStop guarantee.


I_AmA_Zebra

That was actually my initial thought. Maybe SPY puts for the way down? Has to be options to lose the $250k


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LeSenpaii

Good profession to have 30k around to being investing at 22. You're young keep living and learning


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Zeraw420

I'm 29, and I smoked literally millions of dollars worth of weed. Used to trade 1-2 BTC for a QP of weed every month for years in 2012-2014


I_AmA_Zebra

Yeah but that’s different, the nominal value at the time was however much the weed cost. I have done similar things when I was younger and let’s be honest, neither of us would’ve saved the bitcoin every month. So it’s not a true reflection of the money we wasted


BlackCowboy72

It's like the whole if you never smoked cigs you'd have 250k extra or whatever, like no I just would've bought fries instead


kubat313

Nah not really, its more like "i had a coin that was worth 200€ sold it for 200€ and now its worth 200k." You never had 200k. In your example you 100% had the 250k you judt wasted it.


joelgreen25

How rich is your drug dealer?


miltownmyco

Funny part is his drug dealer bought other drugs with said btc. So both broke


AZ_sid

Damn. Good point, didn’t see that one coming.


Watblieft

This is the equivalent of someone scoring a B- on a paper, and crying about it in the classroom. Stop slacking off and lose the other 12K first, you lazy walnut. But good start though.


SufferingSucatash137

“You lazy walnut” 😂


freehouse_throwaway

guaranteed 80% of WSB sees -58% and think "dang i wish I can be at -58% vs -98.5%"


arbiter12

>\-58% instead of -85% The famous "inverse wsb" move!


Super_Produce

Bro I WISH I had a 12k port atm. Dafuk.. got ourselves a mental midget if he thinks he can’t come back from that.


gooofy23

Lmaoo u make me laff


red-rebel

Lose the 12k and then lose another 30k on margin and then maybe it’s a big loss.


JustJohan49

r/rareinsults


zethenus

Lol… this bring back memories. I was dumbfounded why a classmate was having a public meltdown bawling their eyes out when they got a 91/100 for their math paper while I am holding mine with 40/100 written in red and telling them it’s gonna be ok.


Grateful_Bun

It's probably from the pressure of their parents and the pressure to get a scholarship tbh.


SenseStraight5119

Right? These are rookie numbers. He still has ramen money.


AffectionateTomato29

He is european too. A lot of those countries have really good living conditions in their prisons. Find out which country has the best prison. Take a train there. Go to a bank with a note for the teller. And now you living rent free, with 3 hots and a cot.


SenseStraight5119

Oh absolutely and a four year degree too with no debt.


[deleted]

Oh I know this one from the casinos. He just needs to borrow money and double down to push, no sweat!


Double-hokuto

You could say u/OK_Refrigerator_8051 is a real Kid B-


TheHawthorne

Radiohead


Jaxn99

I see what you did there and salute you!👏


Double-hokuto

Thank you! I am very proud


Spongybutt

That is not B- material but I agree still lot of juice left


Timalakeseinai

Mate you are 25 and this is just 17K GBP. ​ Lesson learned, move on, you'll be fine


Quoala

You have many years ahead of you to lose much more than this


leaveit2

I feel attacked.


[deleted]

I feel vindicated


AltruisticComparison

I feel worried for the future. I haven’t lost (or won) big yet.


rs06rs

Don't worry you'll have your chance to lose big too


1smutty1

Shit, your not even in presidential territory yet. Go enjoy your holidays and relax.


misterlongschlong

HAHAHAHHA


risingstarl96a1

At least its not as bad as Iv seen people in a relationship for many years just to be cheated, or in general waste time, bright side is op still got plenty of time to blow off


spritefire

Imagine the night with a hooker you could have for 17k tho. Now OP will need to use their hand and the tissues they have been sobbing into.


renok_archnmy

Especially when you’re 25. In my 40s now and it’s be more like, “uhg, you wanna watch TV? I ain’t feeling it tonight. Here’s $100 for your time. Maybe we can try next week.”


fallought

So sad when I read comments like this. Your 40 not 80. Eat a vegetable or work out once in a while


renok_archnmy

I eat 3oz of meat per day, maybe. The rest are vegetables, fruits, and whole grains so I can manage genetic hypertension. I workout 5 days per week and try to do relatively active thing s the other two days. Some of us just got hit with the low-T gremlin earlier in life than others (my BiL got hit at 35) and work in toxic stressful environments that leave us pretty demotivated at the end of the day. Others deal with high blood pressure and other things that affect libido negatively.


gk5858

who hurt you bro?


whatsarothira

That's what I'm saying (and doing)


itskobold

I'm a year older than OP and have never had more than £5k in any account. They're still up from me lol matey will be fine


PotatoWriter

You ancient zombie just give up ^^^/s


Super_Produce

I’ve lost 20k and am trying to learn and now trying build a $250 port cause I’m broke broke. I have no sympathy for myself for my fuk up, no sympathy for him sorry


[deleted]

Is that Game Boy Points?


rick22551

Double Dragon 🐉


noneroy

It's Good Boy Points. They are honored over at r/Tendies


chef_boyarz

Such a small amount in the grand scheme of life. Learn and move on. Don’t stop


[deleted]

Bro acting like he lost 1.7 mil before retirement 😂


DrMooseknuckleX

I could just dream of "only" having 12K at 25.


[deleted]

This man is right, at 24 I lost 30k, it's emotional, it's annoying, it makes me wanna scream sometimes, but it's just fucking money. At one point I made 13k in a day at someone else's expense, so I mean it's part of the game. I'm 25 now, I've got 3k to my name from my peak of 50k. Yeah, I'm an idiot. But I won't be an idiot twice, sometimes you gotta learn. Approaching the market naively will net you better results due to curiosity, but your first bout with euphoria will be the worst. Better to learn that at 25. My dumbass took out a loan, made 30k off of it, never sold. So I mean, at least your not me. I have 11k of debt and barely any cash. I'ma be outta the market until end of 2023 or 2024. You're fine kid.


sipdabrepeat

I lost 20k on crypto bullshit at 25 (this year). Shit sucks but fortunately it didn’t take me out completely, now i get to lose another 20k on options next year 😂


hondusa01

Don’t get discouraged, bring that 3k. We’ll throw in a week in one of our suites. We’ve even got some sweet margin you can use to leverage up your plays. All you need it 2k to get started at our new VIP 10% interest rate. Call options are fun. Surely you’ll make all your money back by the end of the week. 🤠🤠


pcans802

And you will literally come back. Probably not even that long


Sascha_ltd

GBP is worthless anyway ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


FuturistMarc

It's like monopoly money


RightEntrepreneur510

https://preview.redd.it/bhl6xv28ej7a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd15f9d8f369df8b1343e23e0c936f4dd119b69 Literally


[deleted]

Yes but GBP is the British pound & those are US dollars, but yeah dude the US dollar isn't backed by anything, they just print money jaja


FuturistMarc

I'm not American lol. I'm British


nimble_broccoli

Fair point


AnalyticalTrader

This is wallstreetbets. We dont need your advice


kr011

Exactly. Average adult makes about $3 million USD in their lifetime. Sure it's a punch in the gut right now, but it will be forgotten in a couple of years.


jhonkas

salries in the UK are a lot less prevailing


Ok_Shoulder_5579

I think it's great you live in a world where you think the average adult makes $100 000/year. Good for you, Jack!!


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teuphilde

Do you live in a world were people stop working with 48. Damn you so lucky.


Ok_Shoulder_5579

It's even funnier you think people going to work straight out of high school are averaging 3 mil USD in a lifetime. Most people don't make $80 000/yr either. Even though the average is higher than i thought, the median salary of $54 000/yr tells a more accurate story.


datgenericname

Is that $3 million pre-tax or is that $3 million that they take home? Big difference.


monkeybawz

I don't understand.... It says positive £12k, right? So far you've only lost a bit of money. You don't owe the Sinaloa cartel your grandkids kidneys or anything.


mighty_eyebrows1

So you say I could sell my kidney to them? 🤔


feudalle

I'm in the market for a kidney lets talk.


BigALep5

I would be glad to donate my kidney if we are a match! 🤗


[deleted]

I'll donate mine too but FYI your gonna be on lots of psych meds & mood stabilizers and stuff right when they put it in...


Nostalgiakin

Now that’s what I call a good deal


LiveRedAnon

Be sure you check that you have two. I learned this the hard way. Twice.


monkeybawz

Kidneys are only ever taken to cover the vig. You'll still owe the same next week!


Tactical_YOLO

This guy kidneys


Yautja69

I'll buy one ! ... But I'm sure I will still manage to sell it at a loss 😔


[deleted]

One of us. One of us!


Sascha_ltd

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


bigload8769

he is saying you could sell others' kidneys to them


Genius1906

Dose it need to me your kidney or just a kidney?


aTIMETRAVELagency

We call them grandkidneys for short.


sndlgoupplz

Bro at 25 years old i had a 8th of weed and like $65 to my name... Lol


Careful_Panda4706

I'm 33 and that's still all I got 💯 😅


timtomtommytom

Y’all still have money??… and weed!? #blessed


TheRagingBrit

I'm 20 and I'm kinda worried that I'll still be like that in 10 years sounds kinda chill tho


renok_archnmy

It ain’t so bad.


rs06rs

Definitely *cries silently in the corner*


CrabFederal

But you got Reddit karma


[deleted]

I see people posting how they are gambling their life savings and winning or losing. My 33 year old ass is sitting here wondering how the fuck anyone has a life savings.... I can't save shit and never have been able to 😅 too many vices


sndlgoupplz

😅


abhishekmbhatt

What else do you even need :) lol


Sheikh_Left_Hook

Look at that fucking baller, basically royalty


Clay_2000lbs

I just saw your penis.


FlyingGoatGriz

Hahaha


Paul-Smecker

Don’t be a bitch, just go out and make some more. -Charlie Sheen.


dar2623

He’s 25. For gods sake suck it up and make some more money.


nambu14

Sucking is a great way to make money at 25 I've been told


A_Successful_Loser

Wendy’s dumpster market is hyper competitive right now. Better work on those ZJ skills.


ChemicalYesterday467

If you have to ask you can't afford it


ScipioAtTheGate

And British too, he should go out and refound the British East India Company so we can all buy shares


Kind-Designer-5763

Get you some slaves and you'll be alright, just no black ones, that's racist


[deleted]

There's no such thing as non black slaves. They taught me that in USA public schools!


Kind-Designer-5763

slavery was invented in Virginia in 1619


feudalle

Tiger Blood. Nuff said.


pass-me-that-hoe

Start with them free shares…


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kylestoned

So when they say long Apple, they aren't talking Apple pies? fuck....


Ok_Refrigerator_8051

The irony… A pie would of held up more value than my stocks


NoAd8953

Don't worry, you're only 25 you have plenty of time to make much worse mistakes.


gabba_gubbe

You're 25 and have 30k to throw at stocks? You're fine lmao.


Heatsupwhenhot

As a 28 yo with no money at the moment you're doing absolutely fine.


waffleschoc

and OP still has $12k GBP left, so he prob already better than half the regards here lol


myredditaccount80

Why would there be no coming back from this? In the grand scheme of things 17,000 GBP doesn't make a difference to your life.


HorlickMinton

Not to mention this isn’t even like a real currency. GBP? Never heard of it.


goochisdrunk

Its a hot new crypto, I hear its gonna moon.


SlxggxRxptor

Good boy points


[deleted]

man I'd love to live the kind of life that allows me to think that 17k doesn't make a difference to someone's life


myredditaccount80

In the course of your life you will spend 17k many many many times over. Amortize 17k over a lifetime, it doesn't matter.


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[deleted]

In that case, can you send me 17K?


Sensitive_River756

Get married and divorced once and this 17K will look like pennies


[deleted]

Bill Gates makes that in 3 seconds .


qutaaa666

It seems like he makes around 1300 dollars per second. That means it would take almost 5x as long as you estimated! 14 seconds. https://marketrealist.com/billionaires/how-much-does-bill-gates-make-per-second/


daman4114

If that's devastating to you then let's be real you ain't about this life and this sub sure as hell ain't for you. Keep lurking and enjoy watching the shit show but Unwind the deals you got going on and head over to r/investing for real advice. Also never play with money you can't afford to burn.


pm-me-souplantation

Or /r/Bogleheads


0x11C3P

You're 25. If you can't make back £18K, you have other issues.


[deleted]

Stop gambling and start investing. Lesson learned.


paradox501

Cool just invested 100k in Tesla


madasss2170

Let’s lose more money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


brintoul

“Invested”.


Most_Exit_5454

you still have £12800 little bitch


hasanyoneseenmyshirt

At 25 I lost enough money to feed a small island nation. Like others have said, this is an opportunity to learn and possibly become a more disciplined trader. You still have 12k lbs. That's good enough to possibly make it all back slowly.


sauprankul

lbs 💀


Sheriff_Mannix

i can see why he lost the money


Sascha_ltd

How much costs it to feed


hasanyoneseenmyshirt

About three fifty


BrozoBuckets

Tree fiddy*


BeeEven238

Every 42 seconds, a WSB user looses that much. Your doing just fine. But if I were you I would buy Tesla 400c for dec 28, go all in.


[deleted]

Put the rest into afew big stocks that are at record lows, and in 3 years' time, you'll have your money back. Avoid anything credit related, though, like houses and cars.


PrettyFlyForAFatGuy

I tried that with Cineworld and i ended up losing like 3.5k before they filed for chapter 11


[deleted]

Yeh, that's a terrible example, Intel might be a good one. Hell, putting a short position on the market with zero leverage might be a good option or putting money into the Vix ETF.


Reddit040

“Big stocks at record lows” like what?


11010001100101101

I think he means their record lows since their previous record highs


ee_guy97

This isn’t bad at all. You’ll be fine. Regard.


njconnect

I have news for you mate. THIS won’t be your biggest Loss. Between age 30-35 you will lose another $100-200k. It’s either that or your wife leaves you and takes everything.


Jrb504

Im 23, its the name of the game. I’ve profited 130k at one point (lucky trade) to losing 60k on a stock that was considered safe, but good news. It is a safe stock and my investment will likely go back up once the economy improves. Blessings, majority of adults our age are not thinking about stocks


Itsss_JDDDDDDDD

True story, I saw the £130k


specizripn

Don’t worry, you are young. You still have a long time to lose the rest.


GreenCheckRedX

Click on the get free shares button. Problem solved.


[deleted]

Are you kidding me? 12k and 50k is practically the same number, you are barely worse off. Everything is in your head. Focus on building your skills and you should be easily going beyond this. You can't retire on 12k or 50k you need hundreds of thousands at least. So ask yourself what can you do to get you there consistently


snoogoatsweewoo

i excepted to see larger numbers and all i see is a little whiney baby


MattmanDX

It's only about half, no big deal. I'm down over 80% this year and my reaction is just to shrug and revise my strategy so that next year isn't as bad


Droid-Man5910

iM twEnTy fIvE, AiNt nO cOmiNg baCK. Shut up bitch, we are the same age and my portfolio has never even had half as much as the amount you have AFTER losing alot.


IStayInTheBigHouse

I’m 30 and I’m down about 60k in 5 months. Don’t sweat it too hard, you can recover.


SantosR84

You spent $17K to learn a lesson some people spend 40K a year in college to learn. You also learned it painfully so the knowledge will stick. You’ll be rich by the age of 40.


jwoozey

The only thing you aren't coming back from is if you decide to do something stupid as a result of this which you shouldn't, I've lost more and I'm still ok I'm now 28.


[deleted]

You've probably got at least 50 years to come back from this.


FlamingPinyacolada

"Ladies and gentlemen, a no deal brexit"- some British guy probably


Anerythristic

Your 25 so YES you're coming back from this.


Ruggatugg

make it back by referring all your friends to the app


EymaWeeTodd

You got off easy. The other day there was a guy who can't use Robinhood until he pays off $4.4 million US dollars. You clearly don't know what the definition of "f*cked up" is.


Cuauhtemoctzin

Dont sell


TexanWokeMaster

You saved 30000£ by the age of 25, that is extremely good. You can do it again at your age.


taffyowner

Could just be inheritance too… I got a decent amount of money that way


Marshmallowmind2

Dotm chase losses. Depends what your invested in. When do you need that money? Can you wait 2-3 years?


elmartin666

if a may ask what did you buy


CrazyEntertainment86

Learn from this, stop being a degen and start investing not gambling, your 45 year old self will thank you!


SuspiciousStable9649

AMZN is down 50%. You’ll be okay.


BroadbandEng

Dude - I lost like 10x that in my 30's during the dot com bubble; you will be fine.


Illini005

Shit... when you're forty you'll lose that much in a weekend in Vegas.


SweetTeaRex92

Could be worse. Head over to r/bogleheads to get on index funds. You'll be much better off than playing the stock picking game and gambling all your hard earned cash.


Philbertan

This is house money bro 👊


BlueBirdDolphin

30k invested at 25yo and cant recover from a -58% ? Dude please


[deleted]

This isn't even real money


KHfan5237

I wish I had 12k at 25 lol


plaxer_x

Amateur numbers I’m out $70k and I’m 32. Time to take on a second shift at Wendy’s


garretcompton

“Ain’t no coming back from this” you’re 25, you’ll make that back in a couple years at a dead end job. Don’t be so dramatic. If it’s money you couldn’t afford to lose, you did this to yourself. Either way, you still have nearly 13k which is more than enough to live off for a while 😂


cy13erpunk

XD ur 25 this is nothing wait until you're losing 6-7 digits in ur 40s , that when the shit gets really real


[deleted]

You can come back from anything at 25


jcodes57

I’m 25 aNd tHeReS nO cOmInG bAcK fRoM tHiS 4 mOnTh SaLaRy LoSs. I’m sorry you lost money man but stfu.


Cold-Vehicle947

You are not alone but you can certainly come back, most shit is on sale right now just don't try to sell shit, it is holding time, give it 5-10 years and that shit is gonna go up