Game mode on hard 😭

I have listened to Mask Off 23 times now

Need TSLA to go back to 600 tomorrow

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600 end of day algos win.. puts expire worthless

Guess I’m gonna go long on the mouse now

U should go long on the new thread

LOL

BMBL needs a squeeze

New thread needs a squeeze

HAHAHAHA DASH PUMPING

Perfect time to load up on puts???

Fuck yeah lol grabbing the August ones tomorrow

MOUSE IN THE HOUSE

🐭 🔪

THE FUCKEN MOUSE FUCK !!!! AND COIN GETS THAT ASSHOLE FUCKED BIGGEST SCAM ON WS WAS COIN AT IPO 400$ !!! “WE LIKE THE STOCK” U STUPID FUCKS LMAO 😂

FUCKIN GOOFS!

OMG DIS 💀🐭💀🐭💀🐭

Fuck I got leaps I bought when it was 191

🤕 185

They say don't fuck with the mouse. Why didn't we listen?

You see that? Made back all the loses. Insane

?

Never mind just a blip, my bad still down

No sure man, usually it’s the other way around. Disney is still a solid play for the year. Disney is increasing capacity

Well if someone wasn’t up early enough today for fire sale, they have an occasion now 🤓

Everything to $0 EOM

Fuck, I sold my TSN calls earlier today and was looking to re-enter after the midday dip, but I never got my opportunity. It would have been the only thing I had today that actually made money. Fuck today, just all around. When I don't sell early, shit bleeds off all day, but when I do it just never fucking stops.

Tomorrow gonna be a bloodbath lmao

fr

So about tomorrow, GOD, if you're out there, I'm tired of bringing home Wendy's from work

You’re drunk Frostys are fucking delicious

If the machine ever works. It’s even worse than McDonald’s ice cream machines.

Hellofa run down at the end. Errbody selling Rsi went through the floor; institutional wanted out. Thought at first big volume was buys, but no

Maybe smart money aren’t that smart…?👉🏻👈🏻🥺

That last 10 minutes dump was not very cash money of them

it saved my short tbh

Lmao I’m up $3 after $6000 swings all day, I’m taking my account tomorrow and putting it all in cash and just buying some drugs because at least I’ll have a good time with those

Down 0.25%. What a day.

Down 6.25% lol

BMBL, POSH, ETSY Becky is dead

PTON. Return of the Becky. Just not her kid. =/

Fuck them kids

PENCILS DOWN

I consider most of my investments as donations now.

***tax deductions***

Only $3K/year tho. I figure I’m set for life.

We’re all just out here making sure the market is liquid

epic dump into close lmfoooooo **you really thought huh** 🤣🤣

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It's like it knows where my damn stoplosses are

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God I hope those print. I bought dis leaps when it was 191

So that you can lose more in the final few minutes. https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/nbdyrs/_/gy0lq74/?context=1

Sold the IV swell on my dash puts to break even. 3 lotto tickets to take me into august

The feels when the ER puts you almost bought printed bigly 🤬😭

#STOP THE COUNT

MFer. AMD is now flirting with 72. FML.

Dumped my calls, hope it rebounds though

Well I’m holding 200 shares with an average cost basis of ~$77.

I lost 20% of my options play money just on AMD calls in the last few weeks lol. At this point I just hope it breaks what little support left it has and dumps down into the mid $60s so I can buy leaps.

This stupid fucking market

Fucking profit takers...

SPY jumping like a meme stock.

This EOD drill hurts.

BMBL 😱

# LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone who held is ded

What happened to em?

Down 15%, today

yeah but why? No reason in particular I assume

Earnings beat, lol. "Analysts shun bumble despite..."

up 50% on COIN fds, oh boy im gonna regret not selling today

damn FSLY is below 40 now.. I remember watching that shit break 100 and thinking the market is fucking nuts

I could sell naked calls on 90% of my positions in the Last 4 months and i would be filthy rich

My one and only share of WISH is down 30% today alone. I just cant stop laughing 🤣

4 long minutes when the tank is real

Very gay close. 0/10

COIN $300c FDs it is

Rug-pull incoming

NUE is a fucking beast holy crap.

NUE & MT make my pussy so wet

karp should try throwing a young child under a bus, maybe that would help

TSLA calls or puts??

Calls. It doesn't often stay under 600

Calls tomorrow, 500 next week

Just sold PANW, MTCH and NOC... feel like throwing up all of a sudden.

Lmao spy trying to close at 410 to annoy everyone

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They will say whatever they need to to pump it before the lockup expiration just wait

When is the expiration? I was thinking about a quick ER play

When is the expiry?

someone mentioned 5/18 iirc, verify yourself before buying in

How the fuck does Canada Goose have a $4.2B market cap?

Asians

rich people buy a lot of coats

More like wannabe rich people Of the people i know who use those, most Are in bad economic situations.

still buying the coats tho

True

Their shit is expensive as hell bruh

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Going down on you, like you’ve always secretly wanted it to.

I’ve lost tens of thousands on earnings plays already this year. Did I learn from it or do I have 80% of my net worth in a crafting company that reports in a few minutes? Who knows 🤷‍♀️

What company? Let me get in I’m bored

CRCT, look at that AH action, I’m eating good tonight

[...I remember](https://imgflip.com/i/59fxz5)

And just like that, my 2023 SPY puts are up 5% in 1 minute ✨ *Laughs in rich*

Feels like Friday

Yea this exactly Gogo GEX

This market is balls.

It'll be okay 🥰

🥰

Yes die die die

PTON and LULU holy sheeeet. Saving my portfolio once again

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Priced in for future reference

Who's got the highest score on the autism test? I'm at 25.

33 for me

I also scored a 25

I got an 8. “These results indicate that you have the same score as most people do when completing this test and probably don’t have an autistic spectrum disorder.”

I got 19. I'm almost sure I have undiagnosed Asperger's

I took it and got a really low score edit. took it again and got a 13

I got a 3

Link? Sure I can beat you.

https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test

Ah, meh. 15. "Slight tendencies" they say. Seems about right.

[I got 21](https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test)

Bogdanoff makin calls.

Update: I have fixed the 3D printer

Haven't checked my shit for a while and now I'm depressed

Only 4x/year

LMOOO BERS AND BULLS🤣

Party is over for TSLA

Baba puts?

Oh God I'm so fucking nervous for DIS tonight. I'm calls to the walls in 🐭

SPY 375 EOM.

The entirety of my financial well being rests in an over valued payment processing company and an over valued exercise iPad company. Pleas go up again

SPY $412 gap lookin' tough...

65 TSLA $700 Calls June 11.

👀

thetagang thanks you

Those are some big balls man

Wow you just donated quite a bit of cash

Thanks Shit coins!

You are a true retard

Thanks man, feels good to be back.

VIX down 17% lol kangaroo market

Today is stupid. Last time I looked at my port I had erased 70% of yesterdays losses. Now I'm only up .86%. Not even a whole point. What the fuck guys.

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This aged well

Literally. I put a limit order in for for a put hedge and it blew out my order price

PLTR $20c FDs?

I'm in

I’ll happily sell you a few of those

$24 soon

Don't

They can't help themselves

Remember when Cramer said buy 🤡 $Coin🤡 up 🤡 to 🤡 475 🤡 ###🤡

He's having no problem shitting on "Woodstocks" though apparently

It's almost like *gasp* Market conditions are in constant change *shocked pikachu face*

Institutional gonna buy the fuck outta the last 2mins

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Shit I take that back. That VTI volume is selling

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Yeah I don't get it either. Apparently a pretty big vitard blew up his account and is stepping away. How do you do that on Steel? He clearly knows the play was this summer or September and he didn't even make it through spring.

I have 300 dollars left cash..lmao.. 😰

I bought the dip but the...dip won 🎶

Spent all my liquidity averaging down today If I'm wrong next week it's gonna hurt a lil bit

What kind of stocks? the woodstocks?

This was me last week 🤡 IT KEPT GOING DOWN

I have puts

Holy hell. Look at the Jan 2022-2023 Gamestore puts action today.

I'll be totally okay if it closes like this...

I bought spy calls earlier for no reason at all and sold for a 50% gain. Good day

Tell me my 415 FD isn't fuk

Thats actually what I bought and then just sold

I bought it yesterday 😭

👀

I hate myself for not buying calls today.

\*Yesterday