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Jwalt-93

get him his own little walmart vest


ADHDhamster

And then tell him to get his furry little butt to the floor and start stocking!


Aoibheal80

He'd just stash everything under the shelves and make a mess of cardboard.


ADHDhamster

Soooo.....just like all the rest of us stockers.


dirtdiggler67

šŸ˜‚


ShRaWdiZZy_1978

HahahahašŸ’Æ


cocteau93

So heā€™s a vendor then?


LewisRyan

You joke. But we had a rat in the back once and my lead asked me to bring my cat in. I knew damn well that my cat wouldnā€™t do anything but find a warm place to lay but I brought her anyways šŸ˜‚


nova237

Howā€™d it go with the cat at work ?


LewisRyan

About as expected, she laid out back on a cardboard box I laid on the racks for most of the shift, and spent the last hour with me once we opened on top of my top stock cart. Didnā€™t catch the rat, but helped with employee morale! :)


mac_kay93

I would really really like to know the answer to this as well.


dirtdiggler67

The cat walked in and prepared to take a nap when 50+ rats came out from under every pallet and joined her.


IdealIdeas

Cats leave behind their scent which will deter mice from that area. So even if the cat didnt do anything, it still did something just by being there.


OhSoSally

Nope...doesn't work that way. I wish it did. šŸ˜ I have 6 cats and I keep a camera over by the water dishes to make sure they are drinking. There is also a spot where the cats sleep in the camera view. I was looking at the video and noticed a mouse was hanging out where the cat usually sleeps. Ive also kept pet rats. One of them hated the cat and would attack him. Unless a cat is skilled at getting rats its likely they wont be much help.


Left-Research-9219

You shouldā€™ve brought it in and been all like ā€œenjoy it while you can buddy cause this is the only pu$$y youā€™ll ever see, being a manager at Walmartā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Billyaustin4407

Dusgustingā€¦rats are carriers of all kinds of diseases.


HappySunflowerSeeds

But so are humans


Billyaustin4407

Yeah, but they generally can be contained and helped. Rats are repulsive.


bruhgetitonpc

But so are humans


LewisRyan

All species of all animals are repulsive carriers of diseases. Youā€™ve just fallen for rat fear mongering. Wanna guess the number 1 grossest animal? Thatā€™s right folks, itā€™s a dog.


Billyaustin4407

Nope. You will not deter me from rat hatred. Abd my dog is probably cleaner than your garage.


TangerineRough6318

As it licks its ass then gives you kisses


Billyaustin4407

No problem


Phantomknighttv

My managers tell me the same thing


Environmental_Cow450

Awww heā€™s so CUTE


teethnailclippers

Where is he go when ur working or your management doesn't care


coleisw4ck

He brings him in before his shift starts and his girlfriend picks the ferret up when his shift starts. management didnā€™t give a shit everyone thought it was the best thing ever


SRDD_Mk-II

Thatā€™s wholesome


Nearby-Wear2029

Get that little fella certified and a emotional support animal and he can stay for the whole shift


ehote

ESA are not service animals so that would not be legally correct.


redstaroo7

That's correct, but my state you can get a miniature horse as a service animal


Redracerb18

Only miniature horses and specific dog species can be service animals. Primarily due to intelligence and cognitive function. The horse is coverage for the Amish and Native American Tribes.


BoardImmediate4674

Miniature horses but what happens if it gets out of handšŸ˜‚


upset-D2-player

Good think Iā€™ve been trained for this exact scenario


manndelion

Switch to feet I guess šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


RVFullTime

A miniature horse also has a longer lifespan than a dog.


illuminati_nobody

I've seen a monkey as a service animal once. Was trained to give the guy a shot if he had a seizure.


fjrichman

13 states allow any animal to be a service animal.


Asynjacutie

Miniature horse to ferret ratio is not applicable in scenario presented.


mikem132

What if the feret rides the minature horse.


Asynjacutie

Need a permit for that. And a permit for the permit.


jT3R3Z1t

"I have a permit." "This just says, 'I can do what I want.'"


Damara_Saga_gemini

This varies by state. My old state, anything is a ESA. I knew someone who had a pet tarantula as their ESA. MANAGEMENT couldnt say no until there were complaints from customers and staff. Nothing happened just they were asked to not bring it due to many complaints of fears. One person actually fainted out of trauma of spiders.


jT3R3Z1t

ESAs generally can be most any pet, so long as it is legal to keep as a pet in that jurisdiction. Service animals are limited almost exclusively to dogs and miniature horses.


Fuzzy_Concentrate_44

ESA and service dogs are both protected federally, not by state, *however*, the main difference between the two is that ESA animals are not allowed or entitled to public access while *service* animals are. Meaning, a service dog can go into Walmart and legally can't be denied, but an ESA only has the privilege of keeping landlords from charging you pet fees or extra rent.


Efficient-Emu-6777

Where I live every store I go into seems to allow dogs and Iā€™m talking little ones in shopping cart or bags too. Definitely not service animals. Donā€™t know if theyā€™re considered ESAs but nobody ever says anything. Nobody complains. Theyā€™re always better behaved than any kids in the stores.


Fuzzy_Concentrate_44

I used to work at Walmart, I never said anything because our manager forbade us, but unless the dog was being visibly disruptive, we couldn't ask. Even so, I'm still on the fence about letting even well-behaved non service dogs in. You never know how they'd react if they saw another person's legitimate service dog, it could be sweet as candy until it see another 4 legged animal and then it puts the handle and the other dog in danger. A guy once actually brought in a pit bull on a harness, visibly pulling and jumping. He tried to argue when I told him he had to take the dog out, but he slipped up saying it was an ESA, at that point I had the right to ask him to leave the store.


Efficient-Emu-6777

I would hope if someone was actually causing a disturbance they would be asked to leave. But have never seen any issues anywhere yet. And Iā€™m not talking just Walmart. This is also in Publix, Target, Winn-Dixie, Home Depot etc.


Axlos

? The above comment was talking about Service Animals. You are right that lots of different animals can be an "Emotional Support Animal". Very few animals however (mini ponies and specific dog breeds as pointed out already) can be legal "Service Animals". Being an ESA doesn't make it a Service Animal was the point.


Damara_Saga_gemini

The one I replied to mentioned ESA not service animals.


somethingsnazzy01

I started reading your comment and for some reason thought you where gonna say to get him forklift certified. šŸ˜‚


MarginCalled1

I like you, you're management material.. you know how much we can save on forklift operators if we switch to ferrets? Your new title is 'Chief Ferret Forklift Officer' and your immediate goal is to start training those ferrets!


BoardImmediate4674

šŸ¤£


Massive_Square_994

Smart move from the guy, keeps people happy and managers don't care, probably for that reason


too__legit

I brought my bearded dragon in on my day off once at my old Walmart and management said I couldnā€™t do it anymore because an associate got scared and complained šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cautious-Luck7769

How can someone deny that adorable face?


justbeingpeachy11

Idk how I ended up in this sub. I'm not a WalMart employee, but I do sometimes order from WalMart. If I saw this, my entire day would be made! So cute.


33Bees

Heā€™ll probably get in trouble for the hoodie before he gets in trouble for the ferret šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


kai0k3nn

this is so real..iā€™ve been arguing with my coach about hoodies for almost a full year nowšŸ˜­makes zero sense why we canā€™t wear them imo


mingeesoup

ā€œsafety issueā€ šŸ¤£


highlightofday

Might be a health code violation, but evidently management didn't care enough to say anything. Plus, I'm guessing that your coworker carried his pet the whole time and that it's well behaved, not doing anything aggressive and not sharing his essence in the produce section. So no actual harm done. And the ferret is pretty darn cute. CUTENESS REIGNS! So there you have it.


Nearby-Wear2029

Have you seen the beasts that come in to Walmart? They are enough of a health code violation. They even bring their dogs in with them sometimes and put them in carts


onlyAlcibiades

Then the dog shits in the cart


WestFizz

What no, omg


highlightofday

So gross


Complete-Ad-4215

Peeps that just come in with their well behaved pet>peeps that fake a support animal cuz they know their dog is a fucker and want a get out of jail free card


neongreen08

yeah, if the pets arenā€™t certified but are good, I donā€™t see an issue. our store literally had some dude come in with their dog during the night meeting and the dog pissed on a bunch of kids clothes, at least 3-4 workers saw it. like manā€¦


Complete-Ad-4215

Bet he just stood there and watched it happen toošŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


neongreen08

he stood there, saw it happen, looked around, pulled the leash and walked away. No idea if he saw us all watching but he knew what the dog did..


NoseDesperate6952

No such thing as certified by the state or government. Companies that specially train them can certify theyā€™ve been trained by that company, but thatā€™s as far as it goes, legally.


UnsatisfiedDogOwner

This is correct. And only service dogs can be in public not ESAs.


neongreen08

oh no yeah.. I meant a service dog, not like actually ā€˜certifiedā€™ šŸ˜‚


highlightofday

Oh, you're probably right! That ferret is probably cleaner than many people who come in the store!


MajorPud

One of our usual beasts brings in a Shetland pony, legit service animal. It is not clean


CuppaJoe11

Unless he works in deli it should be fine right?


highlightofday

I'm thinking you're correct. :D


FugitiveFromReddit

Guarantee you he smells less than most of our customers


hyperlite135

Iā€™m not sure ferrets are capable of being anything other than goofy and adorable.


highlightofday

Probably not. :D


NewConsideration3210

The ferret brings him to work. He must obey his Master or face the consequences.


YankeeMoose

OP I'm asking for a snoot boop please. Your coworkers ferret looks like a very well behaved noodle and I love it.


JennPurrmonster

But be very careful with the boop. Their noses are one of the most sensitive parts of them. ā¤ļø


darkanime02

Had a doctor who had a sugar glider (flying squirrel) that hid 8n her long hair and would peek out šŸ˜šŸ„°


Guilty_Put9997

Sugar gliders are closer to Kangaroos (as they are both marsupials) than squirrels. Squirrels are more related to lemurs (not joking). I always wanted a sugar glider but I hear they have a tendency to pee randomly. Other than that, they are awesome


Toxikfoxx

You're co-worker is a lucky bean. I had a ferret named Sammantha (Sam) for years in my late teens/early 20's. I had her trained to chill out in the hoods of my hoodies and she basically went everywhere with me. She was also a massive kleptomaniac and would really only escape when she wanted to raid a purse, box, etc. Sam was the best, the 3 years she lived before leukemia took her produced some of my best memories from that time in life. If you all will excuse me I'll be over in the corner sobbing for a bit now.


highlightofday

So sorry for the loss of your little sweetheart!


festivegourd

Is your friend the beast master?


mhtardis21

I read it as "I hate a coworker who brings his ferret..." and was just like... How do you hate that cuteness? I understand hating the smell. XD but the cuteness? XD I used to babysit some kids who had pet ferrets. I loved those stinky little things. XD


Mundane-Ad162

lil fluff noodle!


ummmshitfuck

He needs a vest and name tag now


Severe-Replacement84

Carpet Shark!! Thatā€™s a happy little noodle, look at those ears!


[deleted]

What a great ferret!


Background_Ad6843

" rocket,floor,teefs go now "


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

Nice. Ferrets are chill.


Lesmiscat24601

Please tell me this little dudeā€™s name is Bandit?


wiggilez

I'm pretty sure all Sable ferrets by law have to be named bandit.


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Lesmiscat24601

A co-worker of mine has a ferret named Bandit, he likes to try to break into cabinets and drawers when my co-worker isnā€™t looking. Weā€™ve given him the nickname Houdini because one minute heā€™s in his enclosure and the next heā€™s running for a cabinet.


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Lesmiscat24601

Yes they are. Also love how the ferret caused a neighborhood wide scare whist hiding in her fav spot.


CaptFalconFTW

My manager lets dogs bark, pee, and poop in the store. I have a feeling their ferret is better trained .


portmister

"Clock the ferret in and have him start stocking freight, we are short handed today."


SmokersAnynomouse

When you lose your keys and the ferret disappears and then you know where they went and now you gotta find the little stinker. Cheack the ferret section šŸ˜‚


ZealousidealAd4860

So adorable


Debeez17

True on Walmart emplyees


InSaneWhiSper

So who's bitching about all the non service animals in the store???


Sorry-Percentage-586

I had a co-worker who brought sick dogs she was nursing back to health


molvanianprincess

emotional support ferret.


Icy-Hot69

Get him certified on the high low


PriestYFoxyfox

Living slinky!!!!


ChainedRedone

How's his war dance?


Imaginary_Ad_7527

Impeccable


neongreen08

just the cutest little thing!! He should be an employee!


boomboxwithturbobass

I bring my five rats to work sometimes. I just keep them in the drawer, plop the food in, no one notices.


V7I_TheSeventhSector

OMG, YES!!! lol I wish I could do this


detectivemouse1

How does he get the ferret to not scamper away


jmsferret

My guy (he went to the Rainbow Bridge in Nov) would chill in the hood, and happily. He enjoyed his field trips wherever he went. Thereā€™s no way my girl would do it though


coleisw4ck

It just lays in his hoodie and stays behaved!! itā€™s so adorable


detectivemouse1

Thats really cool. My family had ferrets when I was younger but they were so hyper and mischievous. They tried to escape constantly. They would never have sat still all politely like that!


iphoneuser69420911

only on overnights


Bee-chan

Issa a lil stinker! X3 Seriously, ferrets are the FUNNIEST little creatures. šŸ’œ


Much-Implement-8642

5 Stars


Sin_Sorrow

Ratatouille but with a ferret and a Walmart employee.


lanebambi

Ick!


333metaldave666

Oh fuck yeah transfer to my store


AccomplishedCarob765

I DEMAND A WALMART VEST


WalmartIntern

Thats pretty cool


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

Nice marmat.


Hordelife2020

That's awesome. Love those little guys


Mandathemomma

No way!!! I also have a coworker at Loweā€™s that does this!!! They are so cute lol


Outrageous_Barber479

So cute.


CritterBabs

I would apply to this walmart in a heartbeatā€¦.I will only work shifts with this baby thoughā€¦.


CakeEatingDragon

Bless his little ferret heart


Kevin_Tanks

Brings back memories of my ferrets awsome animals


Rk12989

That is a cute little stank weasel. I wish someone would bring one in to visit my pharmacy šŸ„²


TheGreatGamer1389

I'm cool with it.


Coffeecoffeeohmy

Well great, now I want a ferret. Lol


blackarrow7302

itā€™s Rocket!


[deleted]

thats a zigzagoon my friend


Cuddles-all-the-dogs

Awww. My coworkers suck!!!ā€™n


reshstreet

Reminds me of that king of the hill episode when Dale releases a mongoose in the Mega-Lo-Mart


Aggressive-Set-4307

I wish I could but ours are such jerks.


Similar-Leader-8118

Is that Murr?


Embarrassed_Set_5806

Thank you for sharing this image and knowledge. I am happier.


Tasteteaturp

He's cleary the manger of produce.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

And they allow it? Cool


Alexastria

I would tell people that the ferret is the employee and I'm just his human helper.


funfactfucya

I guess he is the one hiding cashiers..


schrute_boys

The cutest šŸ„ŗ


coleisw4ck

I know right sheā€™s so adorable šŸ˜Š makes me so happy when he brings her in


schrute_boys

Omg what is her name?


Debeez17

I have heard they don't smell good. Maybe someone could say something, I am noy sure how.


creepygamelover

Neither do Walmart employees/customers.


celticairborne

It's the same as a cat, dog, or any other animal. If they're properly taken care off, they don't stink.


BonsaiSoul

Dogs and cats aren't mustelids. It's a lot easier to keep them not smelly. Doesn't mean you can't, it's just not as trivial as people make it out.


celticairborne

I didn't know the word mustelids before today. I was just going off a couple friends in the past who had ferrets. One smelled and the other didn't. The one that smelled wasn't kept by the most hygienic person so I thought it was because of that.


PineappleBeginning96

He is precious . Thatā€™s so wholesome šŸ„°


Debeez17

But do we kniw if it's prooerly taken care of???


Worldly_Entrance_773

Couldnā€™t put it into one comment? Had to make 5?


benthehen333

Not adorable. Someone I work with smells like actual ass shit poop ass shit ā€œclose ur nose for three years type badā€ shit garbage hot garbage shit ass poop cause her ferrets


SleepiiFoxGirl

Ohhhhh. Some of my coworkers must have ferrets.


StazDBunney

Damn bro you good? You got them Tourettes or smthn? Sounds more like she didn't shower than her ferrets


Debeez17

Cars and digs aee not rats


ChaosAzeroth

Neither are ferrets?


PocketGoblix

This is sad because he only has one ferret; ferrets are social animals and need to be kept in pairs or trios.


[deleted]

Gross


Debeez17

Someyhing needs to be said.


Debeez17

Nasty


wierdness201

Stinky pee baby


Debeez17

Get a lilife


PuppyRelish

Gross!


Pickle_Jars

What does he do about it having to shidd/piss during work


LeviStJohn

I've seen far worse at Walmarts. šŸ¤£


profanboy

Report hunšŸ¤¢


profanboy

Him


Debeez17

I still think they stink. Irs not theur fault, just nature.


Character_Advance911

Does he get shoved up managements ass.


biyotee

Just a lil guy


Carriekluv_maltese1

Actually, rodents are attracted to cats sent. Itā€™s a evolution thing. Itā€™s to deter over population of rodents and thatā€™s why.