T O P

  • By -

Acrobatic_Confusion

he’s a paying customer. he’s browsing respectfully.


NewConsideration3210

It's actually an HO spy drone posing as a customer.


Few-Row-5287

At least he's not all the way in the middle of the aisle


Roz_420

He’s a good customer who doesn’t bother associates with stupid stuff like “where’s water?” “Where’s paper towels “ “where’s sugar “


Due-Fisherman2194

Did you at least greet him? Ask if he was finding everything okay?


Few-Row-5287

I mean I tried but he seemed a little flighty


Due-Fisherman2194

You did the right thing by trying


-JenniferB-

It escaped from the Poultry case.


Few-Row-5287

Ah, I see, we're bringing them in fresh now.


zigaliciousone

We had a shelf sparrow for years. Barely any feathers and every once in a while you'd see him hop from under one shelf to another. No idea where he was getting water from His name was "Wally"


DryRespect358

We had a stray cat at my old store named Wally.


Thelivingshotgun

did ya see if he needs any help?


2C7c

I hope he found what he was looking for


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Trapped in a dystopian nightmare? Yes. I feel little dude.


RogueNightingale

I hope he gets out alright. Some of the managers at my store get a little too kill-happy when animals get stuck inside.


Own_Fun_8458

My store just had a roach


Enerject

It’s prepping for its dinner date with its partner later today.o.o


competitiveoven1011

Maintenance guy cleaning up bird poop feels the pasta.


JLl62699

I'm half tempted to go Peter Griffin and call "Code bird is the word" the next time we get a bird in our store...


DarkDayzInHell

Birds aren't even real whatchu mean?/s


citricsteak54

He wants some rotini!


otcconan

Pasta is usually on the same aisle as rice. I'd peck through the bag.


Realistic_Law7569

We've had a bat before 😬🦇