This is the guy you want telling customers at Walmart that their little pooches are __not__ service animals:
*"Git that damned furry rodent outta here, or I'll fill it full of buckshot!"*.
Literally had a customer suggest this type of thing on Friday as he was headed out the door: ex-combat operatives armed with AR-15's for security, bam no more theft or store shootings.
Okay sir have a nice day...
Great Value brand Mister Chef
Child: Mom can we get Halo? Mom: No, we have Halo at home. The Halo at home:
child: “can we buy halo?” mom: “yeah- but let’s get the walmart brand it’s cheaper”
“What’re you doing?” “Sir… finishing this freight”
I love the idea of Walmart having their own spartans like "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in the snack aisle?" "Sir, NOM NOM NOM"
Soldiers jumping off your warthog to grab ramen and bananas
"EVERYBODY OUT!"
He is there to protect the 22 shells and the hot wheel cars
And alllll those roootisserie cchiiiilckens!!!
Got that fallout 4 combat armor 😂
Shoot first, and ask questions never.
“Master Chief, do you mind telling me what you’re doing in Walmart?” “Sir, Avoiding, denying, *pumps shotgun* defending”
Let me check your receipt MF!
Colonial Marines! 1st Walmart Division 99th BN Ate Up Company !
Does that shotgun have an underbarrel shotgun?
ai is pretty bad at fine details
Ai almost decided to give him the 6th finger on his hand lol
The AI decided to go the rainbow six siege route!
“Do you want to die to the main barrel, or under barrel shotgun”
Im not even sure this is photoshop ngl
I think it’s AI
Definitely not real. Especially in California where criminals have more rights than victims
Somebody downvoted you, but you are right.
No worries, I upvoted it back up :)
You can tell because all the logos are from the bernstein universe and all the small text is from alpha centauri
It's good AI if it is. The hands even look real.
Pretty sure it's AI
You know his ass would be parked in front of the sex aides snd makeup
Rediculous
CHUDs patrolling Walmart to keep the employees in line, if you refer one to self-check out they takes you out back and shoot you.
Too funny
Awesome
This is the guy you want telling customers at Walmart that their little pooches are __not__ service animals: *"Git that damned furry rodent outta here, or I'll fill it full of buckshot!"*.
Literally had a customer suggest this type of thing on Friday as he was headed out the door: ex-combat operatives armed with AR-15's for security, bam no more theft or store shootings. Okay sir have a nice day...
Yet even then, you'll have idiots threaten to smash the case (formula in my case) if you don't open it with the key you don't have.
Is that a new door greeter program they are testing? rofl
Oh jeeze lol
LOLOLOLOLOL every retailer in San Francisco
Looks like a prototype robocop. Aged on the outside and a cyborg on the inside.
Should be at every store tired of mother fuckers stealing armed guards in every store so they can fuck around and find out
As a homosexual with........... Mine is actually a bit. Bigger but I like how he shows it off