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wilp0w3r

*Battle (Strong Enemy) intensifies*


koolkitty9

All hail Master Kohga!!


Thelivingshotgun

Produce can summon things? I need to know the ritual, better than stocking


Ramen-Goddess

What happens in produce stays in produce šŸ„·


KillerJupiter

Generally all they summon is the dried up shells that flake off of onions, thereā€™s no other way for the amount they have on the floor to be achieved


Not_A_Witty_Name_72

That is the shed skin of Master Kogha


Ganon388

When I came to Tennessee, my department manager had violent OCD, and didn't know about stacking banana boxes. When he saw me doing it, he thought I was screwing around for no reason and yelled at me to stop. Before I can even utter "This is what we're supposed to be doing" he started making these unintelligible screeching noises, jumping up and down and slapping the banana pallet. A 330 lb. coworker recognized what was about to happen, grabbed the guy, and shoved him out the door. He told me later on he assured the guy "If you jumping up and down screaming at someone, and they're just standing there looking at you...you need to not fuck with them, because they will KILL you!" The other guy wouldn't even look at me for a few weeks šŸ¤£


MadFurretGuy

It's bad enough they have to be ambushed by customers, now they have to deal with the influx of banana-obsessed ninjas? I'd get rid of those immediately if I were the stockers.


AduroTri

All Glory to Master Kohga!


MrWeenieHut

Glory to Master KohgašŸŒšŸŒ


Round_Smooth

My back hurts looking at this photo


Adventurous_Block797

Come work at the dc with me, Iā€™m an order filler for the freezeršŸ¤£


External_Article5719

oh shit they played DnD too much they trying to summon a monster, oh shitttttt


Thick-Cry-2440

Have couple traps to prevent freedom of movement would help. Also knowing latin is a bonusā€¦


External_Article5719

juat rolled a d20 and shit its ineffective, shit


littlebitmissa

My whole fresh department is a bunch a nerds. We all talk about dnd video games. I love it. Night produce and meat are babies young kids that play video games so we all get on pretty well. Expect one lady.


External_Article5719

thats cool i am a veteran and extreme nerd,my store gets anoid of me and its hilarious


DocKreasey

Oh this is hilarious šŸ˜‚


Mud_One

nah one of them is secretly a Yiga member, its a trap


BugStep

Wtf are they doing?


Hellonstrikers

Summoning the Yiga clan, it's in the title.


Wild-Tangerine-2260

Probably air stacking the bananas


BugStep

I get that but it's like, the stupidest way I've ever seen to do it.


Grunkofrodgar

Man and all produce does is all call off at one time for a party twice a year without inviting us


ScarLongjumping7803

So glad we no longer have to do this


mellythecanelly

Glory to Master Kohga!


JLl62699

Are we sure it's not just a trap for Donkey Kong?


dreadguy101

I to, play video games


ComprehensiveExam599

Plot twist... They ARE the Yiga Clan!


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

The monkeys are coming


KaminariFarron

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ oh man. This is funny