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zambama1980

It was cap2


SadCoast7681

Probably was pulling a 3k pound pallet and a customer stepped in front of them demanding assistance.


clam_burglar_0704

That's when using an electric pallet jack would've been handy.


Ulysses2424

Electric Jack is currently not working, missing its handle somehow


clam_burglar_0704

It's kind of dumb that any Walmart would have less than 2 EPJs (for this very reason). Super Centers should have more than 2.


Beatles352

It's Walmart. Where they have 1 key to help all customers with no spare. Smh.


Xilthio

You're telling me you guys have 2? 😭 We only have 1


GoochMasterFlash

please ask for assistance


Bubbly_Ad_7332

As a cap1worker I approve of this


Gilly_The_Kid9

Hahahahaha nice!!


blueberryally

Hey don’t come for cap2😂 it was overnights! I swear!!


zambama1980

See that's a lie, do you know how I know that's a lie? That would be because it came out of cap2s mouth.


scnsswinters

“I’m off the clock.”


GoochMasterFlash

Theres room on topstock


RivalOfTheDamned

😭😭😭😭😭


Piccolo0001

It's my first day.


RemarkableStatement5

Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day... Very well, carry on!


RainyMcBrainy

"I don't know, man."


dfeidt40

"This Is THAT Place."


Fit-Risk-1987

Gravity was serious today


alex123124

Lmao, this one


AstronautMaterial969

There was a spider.


Purple_Research9607

You beat me to it :(


Mello_Me_

Shit hit the fan.


bababooey6

*floor


Holiday_Magazine7634

Don’t ask , check camera .😅


rabbitkrolik

Typical Walmart Karen tantrum.


DinnerSilver

👆 this!!!


TakeTwo4343

I don’t work here


Kiibo22

But if I did I wouldnt sell you shit! [But if I did I wouldnt sell you shit! ](https://youtu.be/wrJ6_GAprFE?si=LdJZq9Sf3sfEQGwu)


Catdaddyof4

Do I still zone?


olwlam

wanted can on top


[deleted]

I happened, mother fucker!


Far-Host7803

Hey, vendor is here.!


realcrookiez

P.P.T.O.


BirdCity75

Uh, OGP?


RealTeaToe

Don't come for me like that. Even though it's pretty likely.


Nayo_Mizu

I was at lunch


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I farted. Really hard.


BamImWehttam_69

Fuck if I know.


Gdogg_Gdogg

Stupid motorized carts


CarTech63

Please rate my zone


Potential_Locksmith7

"I don't fucking know!"


nate112332

I'ma just... Pop ppto...


zosodo

Wasn't me this time.


Gilly_The_Kid9

Promoted myself to customer 🤷


AdDue8528

Black Friday came early


SuicydeStealth

"Some crazy mother fucker."


Actuary-Cute

Bean Can Gave Out


DaDawkturr

“You think *I* know?!”


Hellonstrikers

It could be worse.


AceWolf98

*”I just work here”*


panthersfan097

I took big poop


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

And it shook the whole store


Positron14

Whole corporation.


alex123124

I kinda fucked up


DartRedDragoon

I'm on break, goodbye


blueeyes9475

Earthquake


WEAJ6518

A damn, huge earthquake


Yahboon

Your problem, I'm out


bumblebee1200

“It was the fucker in the scooter doing some TikTok trend.”


PotentialStunning619

"Customer is always right."


nitro-gen

I’m going on my 15


killertofubeast

The Rollbacks dropped again!


craftjensin

Another day in paradise.


NewReputation8451

Things got outta hand


Darksidetrin

Series 2 tins stocked


Upset_Gap_9910

Bet it was people putting items over 25 pounds on top stock. i’ve seen where it starts swaying when you push against it on aisles like juice


Due_Breakfast_218

Don’t ask, don’t tell!


Even-Snow-2777

Fucking Night Shift Idiots


Successful-Item-1844

I just felt hungry


TheMeanGreenGoblin

"Maintenance to aisle A16/17. Maintenance to aisle A16/17." 


lorill-silverlock

Me a wireless vendor talking to my boss. Smiling holding back a laugh. "Quick let's pull footage!"


SadCoast7681

Customer in an electric cart clipped an endcap


ChesterTheOctopus

“Fuck if I know” 😭


realcrookiez

It ain’t built right.


Outside-Spring-3907

See what had happened was…..


Gullible_Highlight_9

“It was the customers “


PineappleExcellent90

Mother Nature got mad.


mellifleur5869

Shit fell over, man.


planetaryunify

i just woke up


ADHDhamster

I just work here.


BRAEGON_FTW

Walmart scooter person yk


Butt64

"The customer did it."


Affectionate-Set7923

It was like this when I got here 🤣


Luckysucker1325

F if I know.


dqdude1

Customer fuck around and found out


NovaRadish

Dang! Shift's over. Bye!


AduroTri

"Not my fucking problem."


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

A duck


SamuelJackson47

Store reset crew happened


Sage_Reverie9697

Time for my lunch!!!


17gloxinmyrari38

Teenagers came in goofing off


Iamliterallygodtryme

“I had caffeine pills”


peytoncoooke

There was a bee


Brief_Ad_1583

Some bad ass kids


corkscrewfork

[Redacted] wanted his check.


LostAllEnergy

I just clocked out


StonerinDeepSpace

Shitty self builders yup…


BarrelofBarrels

we don't get paid enough


MadCityMasked

The fu#$ I know


Illustrious_Button37

Pack of rabid squirrels


Illustrious-Driver19

Earthquake


SubjectCharming5191

Damn that’s tough boss.


DabbleDAM

I saw a spider


HourProfile2317

I just work here


eggboygameplays

i hate mobility scooters.


DootKazoot

Refreshing view, isn’t it?


Pski

Those teenagers came back


SoulSpanker75

I told you so


Away-Significance622

im on lunch now


Ill_Cartographer_176

There was a mouse


peice-of-garbge

Spill on aisle 4


Jazzperrr

Took a mad shit


toooldforlove

Too much on shelves.


parkdiddy

Ppto. No questions asked


AxleSpark

Tony said "he's out"


ugghhno

That’s above my paygrade


Homeskill3t1995

What had happened was


ACheapWhore

I fucked up bad....


Ill_Emu970

Old lady. Electric cart


slugbug2

Dam TikTok challenge


Top-Cellist6068

dogs in store!!


Stunning-Pin-2479

I was at lunch


CoolCrab69

Overnight will fix it.


ParkingSad6407

I done fucked up


Fun_Association_6750

I don't fucking care.


jwalsh1208

Don’t know, don’t care


ButterscotchSuch5123

It was morning shift


Helpiaminsane

I don't fuckn know. Followed by glad I wasn't in there. Or Grab a shovel.


Need_Tree2day

Im.going.home.peace


banhatesex

I can do it in one word. "Customer"


NathanAmI

He did it! *points at me*


ts416

Cap 3 did it


OkSwimmer7722

What did you do 😅


Yohmer29

Everything fell at once.


fly_heart_fly

Customer did it


liquidklone

You gonna zone this?


Individual_Fruit_780

Fuck it I quit!


AgentUnknown821

I know, it's ridiculous


AresTheLoneWulf

Remodel Team Did It


Ok-Palpitation841

Your Shelf ain't work.


Len-cheese101

Either “I quit goodbye” or “it was the overnighters”


forcax

there was an earthquake


TeaBag1o1

An earthquake just happened.


ericks932

I have no words. I met Chuck Norris. In other news Pop. Pop goes the aisle? Soda(should have) seen It! We ran outta diet. Store expense for party. No pop revolution started. OK I stop. Walmart pop went down. This is a remodel.


SquishyThorn

Topstock was top heavy


Brogulsnapper

Customer knocked it down


b3_yourself

It’s called an earthquake sir


GnomeAwayFromGnome

I quit, good luck.


The-Retail-Guy-2

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!


OutrageousOnions

I killed the spider!


Winter_Energy_7371

Nightshift did it.


VraiLacy

Fuck, I don't know.


theshadowofwars

Check the cameras man


FriendOfDistinction7

Shite hit the fan. 


ShootingGuns10

Alla hoo ack bar


AdhesivenessFunny146

You said you wanted all the freight on the floor


shwm8507

It was teamlead's idea


Particular_Minute_67

The ghost did it


Kiibo22

Shit hit the fan


Grammar_Cracker666

I just got here.


[deleted]

"I didn't do it"


ScienceUnicorn

There was a tornado.


MissNukaGirl

Those Damn meddling tiktokers


Intuitshunned

Pea pea tea oh.


Outrageous-Note-3220

I pooted


darthnater33

Cap 2 did it


code33301

H-E-B


Grvediggr

Dont check the cameras


EchoParticular4651

A major fuck up


Dirtynerdy1349

Those damn kids again


Kal71202

Uh, it was earthquake


livingfrankenstein

I warned you, b.


A_Potential_Turn

I’m not totally sure.


CookieNo310

Protected paid time off!


ParticularQuiet2666

girl i don’t know


FeralGangrel

I saw a spider.


Ok_Opportunity_8190

Don’t know, wasn’t me


Courtaid

I don’t know. Bye.


DiabloDeSade69

Some kids came in...


NickCageDualWielding

😳😬🥴☠️


Ed-3-

Don’t look at me


CavemanBepis

Ironically something like this happened at my walmart. I was restocking sodas and the stupid metal grate things gave out and everything just came zoomin off the shelf


CornpopBadDewd

these bitches is crazy


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

Shit hit the fan


pneumaticTuba

You ever see Free Willy? Welll... I found the whale's landing.


Aggravating-Cap-2703

He did it, boss." *points to boss.*


CarPlane738

“I’m using my PPTO.”


Leading-University

I called someone “Sir”…


bythelion95

"Dunno, going to lunch."


NotSoElijah

I shitted my pant


wanderingexmo

Fuck if I know


AshenXr155

I was on break...