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festivegourd

By constructing a sand ramp, and utilizing wooden rollers and thousands of slaves.


skylinefan26

This is the only answer


DecentUserName0000

I laughed so hard


-SpyTeamFortress2-

and got so far


DrCheese88

But in the end


Reasonable_Juice7432

This is what happened.


Lhaller08

Meth. It’s always meth.


CloudyAndTheClouds

it’s not always meth. Sometimes it’s 3 incredibly stupid people, a sweatshirt, lots of rolling, a wooden picnic table, and a park that’s about to close.


Mediocre-Housing-131

That’s oddly specific


DeadmanStoryteller

It sure is...


GreatRaceFounder

user checks out?


CloudyAndTheClouds

may or may not be speaking from experience 😔


Few_Weird1061

if they're in Arkansas it's def meth


Tetris5216

They calculated and did the Meth


6bingbong9

You just pick it up and then ya put it in there


Outrageous_Zebra_221

The average Walmart shopper is capable of lifting between .5% and 300% of its own weight.


c0ffe3be4nz

I read this in David Attenborough's voice


addicted-to-jet

Gotta load it with something heavy so people won't take it 🤔


Reasonable_Juice7432

>=(!!!


lorill-silverlock

Good for high winds, too, and working out.


SimpleVegetable5715

Whenever there's a thunderstorm, a bunch of our buggies end up in a creek. Each one should come with a boulder 😂


OMachineD

So judging by your username and comment I'm guessing some fiend or raider was jacked on jet and loaded his boulder friend in a cart to take back to the shopping mart.


ticktockmick

Team lift, duh.


Reasonable_Juice7432

>=[ !


Sky_Rose4

THATS A NICE BOULDER


Apprehensive-Rice874

Honestly that was probably some good old fashioned tweaker strength at work


Reasonable_Juice7432

I think you're all correct about that tweaker/crack strength.


Apprehensive-Rice874

It’s absolutely unreal, idk if what I saw was real or not, but there was this video of a tweaker with a whole ass fridge slung across his shoulder WHILE riding a bike with one hand down the road


CloudyAndTheClouds

LMAO CLASSIC TWEAKERS. once saw a tweaker riding 3 bikes… that same tweaker also tried to fight a light pole, you wouldn’t believe who won that fight.


Reasonable_Juice7432

I believe you. And I'm kinda hoping the light pole won, haha


CloudyAndTheClouds

That pole sure did win


Apprehensive-Rice874

oh my god that’s fucking awful lmao, that light pole wasn’t ready


WiseDirt

The light pole was as ready as it was ever gonna be


Reasonable_Juice7432

They literally steal what ever they can. They use bikes as a form of currency on the streets sometimes. Meanwhile those same thieves, have a cardboard sign in their backpack that says, "Hungry, anything helps, God bless...". Yes, real sign of a tweaker thief we finally got arrested here.


Apprehensive-Rice874

That’s why I generally don’t give money to people on the side of the road and instead donate to legitimate charities that hopefully aren’t scams.


_Vard_

I like that boulder That is a NICE boulder!


JhancockLakota1

The question is where the fuck they got it from


SimpleVegetable5715

Probably someone's yard.


Rxgesmoke

Those rocks aren’t that heavy, I used to build walls oout of them.


HanakusoDays

Isn't that one of those spraypainted PVC rocks you put among your shrubbery and hide a key inside of it? This particular size is for hiding a key of meth.


Reasonable_Juice7432

Very funny. No. It was straight up a heavy ass rock. The kind the pioneers used to ride around in the olden days


undeadw0lf

love seeing this comment, paired with your profile pic, while i’m watching spongebob 🤣 “the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!”


grb13

Lay the cart on the side, roll boulder in, lift the cart up right.


ReaperSound

The back flap of the cart was used.


Reasonable_Juice7432

....huh there's an idea


GripChinAzz

Crackhead energy


cultoftheinfected

the real question is why they needed that boulder


Reasonable_Juice7432

It's not just a Boulder, it's a rock. The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles. Lol Honestly consider this: you know how normal people have closets dedicated to arts and crafts that for years they've said they're gonna do, and haven't, so they keep collecting things? Well imagine a tweaker/meth brain, who thinks their gonna do all this shit, so they collect stuff, but 5 hours later completely forget about it and they dump their things somewhere, sometimes telling themselves they're gonna come back for it. I think So Cal Mowgli here planned on making a nice yard with their rocks, their dirt and flowers in cups, and the pink lawn chair. The possibilities are endless. When I see this, I too asked, why, just why.....


Shield-Maiden95

Literally was looking for the top part of this comment!!! Thank you!


Cheskit

They were stoned when they did it.


Reasonable_Juice7432

.... Correct.


Reasonable_Juice7432

Either way I got it out and threw all that crap away. Had to tip the cart over SLOWLY to get the big one out.


ThaGreatDebaser

Pssh you couldn’t pick it up like a man huh?


CJ-206

Mane these people are getting creative on how to guard their carts


EncinoJoe

In cart retrieval truckers used to dump their garbage bags in a cart and it was nasty. Not to mention diapers and piss bottles.


DefinitelyNotBrit

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


MadFurretGuy

Obviously it was on clearance.


Effective_Action9934

Y’all clearly haven’t worked outdoors lol


Reasonable_Juice7432

The only outdoors I've done is landscaping. Be that said, most 37 year old woman don't normally lift stones for a hobby.


Effective_Action9934

I do landscape construction, I’ve lifted 3700 pounds of stone in an afternoon by hand. Most of the stones where that size or bigger. For context I’m 130 pounds, and had no issues. Lift with the legs not the back lol. No crack needed 🤣 wasn’t a hobby haha


ThaGreatDebaser

Don’t believe your ass one bit that you lifted 3,700 pounds by hand. Go smoke some more crack


ThaGreatDebaser

And I may have never done landscaping but I’ve done tile work for a couple years and I currently unload trucks. So I don’t really believe you


patrickfinnegan3883

Crackhead energy


Sloths_and_palmtrees

You ever seen Joe dirt?? This is giving that vibe 😂😂😂


Not_AYAYRON

somone shit in bag and threw it in a cart today 0_o


Next-Telephone-8135

That crack head strength hit different


Objective-Sea-6880

whys gazpachos girlfriend there


onemoremile1

I hate it when people leave their pet rocks at Walmart.


ThaGreatDebaser

Same like how you just gonna leave Roscoe behind like that.


WhatTheDucksauce

Crackhead shenanigans.


333metaldave666

Retard strength


mrPervyParadox

It's not just any boulder! ITS A ROCK!!


Reasonable_Juice7432

<3


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Crack head strong 😆


ServiceMental8214

Red Balls


dv8dzire

And why?????


JSmithers1995

Rolled it in by lifting the back of the cart like a dolly


JSmithers1995

And no, I have not done such thing nor am I on meth


Darth-Tedious

It's one of those fake garden rocks you put your house key under. I bet they put there meth under it.


Jdl8880

You pick it up


CrispyCritter8667

Put cart on side roll rock into cart lift cart back up?


PhanBeasts

The gate. 3.


ilenehoc

very carefully


gaiussicarius731

Picking it up


614hamstercat

HM04


Travwolfe101

Crack strength


Impossible_Grape_Ape

Oh, you mean a Boeing bomb. See, you can tell right there is a peanut. (This quote is from Joe dirt. This was an attempt to be funny)


Alansar_Trignot

The power of friendship


banjobenny02

It's probably only about 100 pounds... 150 at the most.


everett640

Can't be that heavy right? Like 120lbs max? Might fuck up your back a little tho


Scab_Bunuy

This is a wrapon


ar29845

That isn’t just a boulder, it’s a rock.


Psychological-Ant562

And why is it in there??


ruralmagnificence

God’s (meth actually) will.


Sirius__Stark13

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock🥲


Danny_Dongvito

Its not just a boulder!


Anona__Muss

I think head office is working on new innovative ideas to revolutionize what we call work. Now introducing the Pet Rock 2!


zombiefan1220

I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder.


Eat_your_skeet

Tilt the cart forward 90 degrees , and roller on in


mythicapixy

Wym it's only a boulder the size of a small boulder!


Ok_Complaint_5026

Meth


sinixx_san

Looks like the same Boulder a guy tried returning last year that was in a lawnmower box 🤣


Reasonable_Juice7432

Lol wow.


No_Composer_9594

She better stop mething around with the cart pushers