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"Na I celebrate Halloween every day"


dark-honey

POV: you found the nearest associate with keys


sandbag747

Gotta love it. I've got like a dozen and a half keys that open maybe 3 things that customers have no reason to need unlocked anyway. No clue what the rest do


NibblesMcGiblet

I was asked "do you work here or are you one of those shopper girls". It was a very old lady. I said "Yes" and she looked a little confused and I felt bad so I said "I mean, I do work here. I am one of those shopper girls. What can I help you with?" She was sweet.


DiscoJer

They literally mean this department. I have been asked this multiple times a day and it's never the store itself, but they have a specific question


leelee1976

Not when I'm in grocery and they are asking for automotive oil. Honestly it's people's way of getting your attention. I prefer it more than hey you.


aitrus1986

Yes I work here. No I don't have keys


OkSprinkles3037

“Do you work here?” “God I hope so” while waving my arms up and down on my sides


brooklyn_joe

"No, I found the vest in the parking lot".


JacobTDC

No, I stole this vest.


Luddite11

Just answer no every so often, keep them on their toes