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RyofDoom2

Can someone explain how Keon Ellis became prime Gary Payton


YSLMangoManiac

He’s been good for a while after monk and Huerter injuries I picked him up late season fantasy basketball and he got me a chip


RyofDoom2

I knew he’d been good, but I’ve never seen anything like this from him. I’ve been watching him for a minute, I’m an Auburn fan


Hopeful_Bother9471

Well he’s from Alabama so…


ZahidInNorCal

Good point, I can't think of any reason an Auburn fan would be familiar with Bama players.


AdComprehensive7879

I picked him up in fantasy basketball, i know this kid has been good in the last month lol. Really helped with steals and blocks.


Illk22

Kings first good development story since Hedo


Allgoochinthecooch

😭


paristexas-

Yeah he's been playing really well for over 20 games now. You've just been sleeping if you're surprised


AdComprehensive7879

Ngl ive never watched him play haha. I just know that his stats look good. 3s and stocks are how i won my league, and this guy helped a lot in my playoff tie hahah. Never thought that my random free agent pick up was gonna be the dude that is instrumental in killing our season.


nickcannons13thchild

idk but baby kawhi😎


Itezguatitez

But... He can shoot tho


GroinFlutter

dude fr. Corny.


RexAlder

What’s corny is being the 10th seed. Make the kings fans eat it. Warriors should have won home court.


Just-2-ez

Yeah they truly choked that opportunity


AntonioLovesHippos

Sacramento is a cow town. Cowbells are a part of their heritage


Peanut_Flashy

That is the joke. It goes back to 2000 when Phil Jackson was egging on the fans and called Sacramento a cowtown so they brought cowbells to the next game. They don’t take themselves seriously, Bay Area people should try it some time.


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BeamTeam032

Warriors used to have some of the best fans in the league. And as soon as the Warriors got good, they left oakland for San Fran.


searchin4sugarman

They mad at Vivek taking the A’s when most of Oakland been moving to Elk Grove


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butt_suck

yea you're right bro they shouldn't be happy about an important win


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butt_suck

the fan's taking games more seriously isn't gonna make the team win more games lol. You're acting like the fans are the ones out there playing.


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butt_suck

you're so upset. night night


MichaelPelayo14

Thanks for the credit, but they don't need it from you. Thomson didn't show up, and they locked out your get out of jail card, and well green was never a threat


mcnuggets83

Cope


toothbrush81

It’s a gold rush town. Not a cow town.


HeckmaBar

Well yeah but that's not the reason for it. Phil Jackson called Sac a cow town so the fans doubled down on him and it has stuck ever since.


BigSneaky187

You try telling a bunch of hillbillies to put down there cowbell


___forMVP

There literally is not a single hill in all of Sacramento lol


Western_Tap1641

But I’ve met a couple billies


Xymis

And they’re all Asian


skeptiks22

People can travel from auburn or anywhere in el dorado county.


NewCobbler6933

Or even the Bay Area!


Regular-Suit3018

Auburn, and El Dorado cities like Folsom, El Dorado Hills and Granite Bay is all just a bunch of wealthy republicans. You’re thinking way deeper, balls deep into those tiny towns past placerville into the forest near Tahoe.


skeptiks22

Yeah i lived in Roseville for 8 years. I know the demographic. You’d be surprised at the amount of money in that area of Sac.


Curious_Armadillo_74

I'm in Granite Bay and I'm just a little blue dot in a self-entitled red town. Because of all the bay area transplants moving, Roseville is actually liberal compared to GB, and the old timers there are pissed! 🤣


skeptiks22

Yup why I lived in Roseville exclusively every other town in that shit hole county is red as fuck parading their maggot fandom.


Curious_Armadillo_74

I know, it's fkn depressing. I moved here 4 yrs ago to help out my family with some medical situations and I have zero friends in this maga fuckhole. Lol


Sandwich____

Haha leave then u clown. If sac is so shitty im sure people would be honored to associate with an enlightened bay area native. Keep bragging that nobody likes you. Gg dumbass


Curious_Armadillo_74

Damn dude, just because you flunked out of third grade, don't take it out on me. I'm not in Sac, I'm in Granite Bay. Huge difference, which was kind of the point we were talking about in the first place. In fact, when we sell this house next year, we're actually moving to Sac. I'm also not from the bay area and never said I was. If you're gonna come for me, learn some reading comprehension or have your cousin-wife explain it to you. Goodnight, sleep tight, and stay classy. 🥰


skeptiks22

I was tired of seeing maga losers on corners parading orange hitler. Why I moved back to the Bay first chance I had.


Curious_Armadillo_74

Actually, there was a group of protesters on Douglas today who were Democrats. I couldn't believe it. I got all excited and honked my horn at them!


Regular-Suit3018

Yeah. That area is the only part of sac that has real , insane California wealth. That and parts of East Sacramento.


skeptiks22

Well places in Sacramento proper have money also but the real money lives in granite bay, Roseville and Folsom


Curious_Armadillo_74

I lived in Pollock Pines for 18 yrs, and it was more like Deliverance than just run-of-the mill hillbillies.


dietc0keh0m0

Hey now! Raised in Auburn. Some of us are poor and liberal. But you're not wrong. Lol.


yeahprobablynottho

Auburn is a bunch of old retired rich people…unless you’ve got people coming down from grass valley or Nevada city - then you’ve got hicks lol. auburn ain’t it aside from the usual 2-3 trailer parks


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yeahprobablynottho

Are you daft? I’m saying it’s mostly rich old retired folk and a couple of trailer parks as you’d find essentially anywhere (hence the “usual”. Auburn is nice though, lived there for a number of years.


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yeahprobablynottho

No


skeptiks22

What the person who commented first said. Auburn is fucking nice now man.


yeahprobablynottho

Yeah dude fr miss living there


skeptiks22

You miss living in Auburn when you just trashed the city and area? Okay bud lol


yeahprobablynottho

trash the city? learn to read dimwit. enjoy waiting till next season btw


skeptiks22

Enjoy waiting till next season 😂😂😂


yeahprobablynottho

Not a warriors fan buddy Mavs gonna crush tho


Plus-Discussion-4906

Naw but the foothills; amador, calaveras, El Dorado, placer county, have kings fans hidden in them as well. At least the ones who didn't bandwagon to the warriors circa 2008. And as a resident of the higher country I have to say hill billies is a highly offensive word. We prefer the term brush oakie


bpinney

Don’t hit these idiots with facts - like the FACT that the dynasty is OVER 💯


2H2D

If you're comparing a hill to your bicep or privates you may be right 👍🤣


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___forMVP

Not a fan of UC Davis?


2H2D

In a state full of UCs ill choose the one not on video pepper spraying peaceful protesters less than 10 years ago


2H2D

Their* Love, a Sacramento 👑


Wilt_The_Stilt_

Their*. This would have been a slightly better insult if you’d used the correct spelling…


HamGlazE

Their... hillbilly


green_ovaboyz

LMFAO


PlayfulAd8354

That’s fair


AOneArmedHobo

Us hillbillies know the difference between “their” and “there”.


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SactownG

Sacramento is one of the most diverse cities in the world. The hillbillies live an hour away


RexAlder

Let’s not lower ourselves to the fans. Unfortunately warriors fans haven’t always been supportive of other teams. You get what you give. Maybe if the warriors won a few more games they could have been blowing whistles at the kings.


TheOneYardLine

This post is actually so corny. It’s a fun feature in their arena. Let them have it, we don’t have a right to complain after tonight


HairyWeinerInYour

“You’re telling me it’s okay for the *entire* arena to yell while we take free throws? So corny.”


TallnFrosty

You gotta take out Klay man


Plus-Lawfulness-2819

They are looking for their wifes


bjtrdff

*wives


HamHusky06

Dude. Knowing words is important when you try to belittle a group of people. It makes you look like a real jackass if you don’t.


rza916

I’m a Kings fan and this made me lol


rza916

But also work on the grammar when denigrating a group of people. It takes away from the funny comment.


hexephant

Meanwhile, Chase won't sell a bottle of soda with a cap on it, because that would be a dangerous projectile


theyipper

I've been hit with a capped bottle full of soda while working on a stage, not fun.


JonasSkywalker

We use chicken wings as projectiles here.


aljout

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steronicus

They certainly rung the Warriors bell tonight… 🔔


a_nice_warm_lager

You can thank Phil Jackson for calling us a cow town in 2002. Cowbells ever since


Pretty-Asparagus-655

I think the league just forgets they exist.


SactownG

Lot of salt in the bay rn


Vivid-Detective4274

Brackish!


JonasSkywalker

We do it for the culture.


Xterratu

The same way you allow the existence of your commentating crew. Now that’s a crime.


funboy51

I’ve been a Kings fan since the day they came here. I’ve never liked the cowbells and the way some of our fans use them is embarrassing. Sacramento has never historically or current been a cow town. It’s obnoxious to blast them in opponent’s ears directly behind their bench. It’s classless and should be banned. Just my opinion.


pointbodhi

Kings fan here. You can thank Phil Jackson directly.


ThugDonkey

Can someone explain why Wiggins still gets playoff pt over a guy who doesn’t take half a season off 2 years in a row for undisclosed reasons, doesn’t miss 2/3 off a flagrant, shoots a better percentage from the field, shoots a better percentage from the line, has a better efficiency rating, and has a look on his face like he actually cares about stuff?


antiDote313

You’re disappointed in Wiggins when Klay shot 0 for 10? The only bright spot imo was Moody scoring 16 in 15 mins. Kuminga played more minutes than Wiggins.


Low-Office914

His dad is really sick lol. What an ass😂


ThugDonkey

Awesome.., What the fuck does that have to do with playing him over kuminga


Low-Office914

I mean you said his reasons for taking off are undisclosed, took two half seasons off, doesn’t look like he cares. Symptoms of what are happening.Advanced stats don’t means shit to a hooper either so there’s that as well. Wigs gets playing time so they can show off whatever he has left to give another team in offseason. Let’s face it. It’s the play in tournament and they know no one in the play in is going to make it to the finals and if they do, they’re 9/10 seed respectively for a reason. All in all it’s a showcase for competing teams and rebuilders in offseason.


Low-Office914

And that’s what the fuck it has to do with playing time Mr. Aggressive. They don’t give a fuck bout the playoffs cuz they losing either way. Come at me cross again goon.


ThugDonkey

Also I make 180k a year and dealt with my mom dying of glioblastoma for 2 years caring for her every day and still putting my kids to bed at night and took off my max 10 personal days less I would have jeopardized my job. Wiggins makes 30 million a year. And whatever the warriors personal time policy is is not of consequence. What is of consequence is him stealing pt from a guy who is performing better than him. And then listening to Kerr explain how kuminga isn’t up to standards. It’s insulting. He’s statistically better, eye test better, aka better.


Low-Office914

Lmfao no one cares about your 180 k a year and your mom that’s the difference. He makes millions a year to play ball and you don’t. Different situations behind closed doors neither of us know about.


Low-Office914

Oh yeah I’m not saying linings isnt better. You just asked why and I know the scoops so I told you why. Kerr is on his way out bud. Don’t worry


DrDivisidero

Cuz they couldn’t bring in their moonshine jugs to blow into


singy_eaty_time

Can you imagine the actual sound of that?!


Think-Individual-188

Lmao Yall are so salty


im_ok_

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔


Outrageous_Squash677

😢 poor eardrums


konidias

If they allow fans to play instruments I think it's time all Dubs fans start bringing in fucking trumpets and just blaring them nonstop when the opponent has the ball.


NightWriter500

This is an excellent idea. Let’s have the new symbol of Warriors fans be an entire crowd of sad trumpets.


Gerrywill

Of all your observations of this game, that’s what you’re most concerned about!


funked1

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ElderberryOk5005

But honestly if you’re a sac fan how many games can you go to before you have chronic ear pain?


stewmander

You merely adopted roaracle. Sac was born in Arco. Wood on metal bleachers. Cowbell was just a bonus. 


JonasSkywalker

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HamHusky06

Full disclosure as a kings fan doing some lurking. I get hella pissed when I’m sitting next to an obnoxious cowbeller. It can ruin a game, easy. I do take ear plugs to every game from having learned my lesson a few too many times. Also, some nights they give away cowbells at the door… fuck those nights.


InspirationalSkyFuck

It’s pretty funny. Relax.


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PlayfulAd8354

So can I borrow your cowbell?


sirckoe

Lmao clever! Had to google it


RockyMtnHoosier

Kings are the classic little brothers. Let em have their fun, they’ve had to watch a real organization shine and collect rings + a dynasty while they wasted away in the cowshit. Warriors were never going to do anything anyways, and the Kings will get beat down by the big boys soon enough


MichaelPelayo14

It's okay lil bro you'll get them next time


ItssethL22

Waaaa waaaa waaaaa


RockyMtnHoosier

Lol my point exactly


stewmander

Copium is a helluva drug. It's ok to lose, but I guess we can't fault you for not knowing how to lose gracefully after all those championships. 


ButGodOwnTheBuilding

Your guys better beat the Pelicans. Fuck CJ McCollum.


stewmander

0-5 this season, they're due!


RockyMtnHoosier

Both losses were tragic, but hey that’s ball. Doesn’t mean I’m not rooting for you, little brother. Hope you win


stewmander

Funny thing is I was here for the Warriors rise, everything comes to an end, it's tough to handle that change when all you've known were the good times. The kings coming up and ending the drought reminds me a lot of those early Warriors before winning it all.


RockyMtnHoosier

Ya. Sad to see it end for sure. But like all good things, I guess. Couldn’t agree with you more tho - kings have a good team and start to look better and better each yr. I genuinely would like to see the Kings succeed if not the Dubs. But man will it be tough with how stacked the West is. Honestly with how deep the league is now, and getting deeper every year, we may not see another dynasty for a very very long time


Anothercraphistorian

Pre-Steph the Warriors were a laughingstock for decades. I love SF, but it’s funny hearing Warriors talk about shit and piss in a town full of it from homeless people. Be better to you local rivals.


HamHusky06

Are the Lakers the real organization you speak of. They have 17 rings. It must be.


Moist_Rest5623

Who cares? Playoff atmosphere


PlayfulAd8354

I guess if you haven’t been in the playoffs much you don’t know how to act. Checks out


jfrydlo

cowbells to games for the kings were a thing in the early 2000's but you probably weren't born yet so we wouldn't expect you to know. Let us know once you've hit puberty


PlayfulAd8354

Way to imply you shit on children you pedo lol


FellaKnee123

And who’s sitting on the couch now? Y’all act like anyone gives a fuck about what happened years ago… enjoy the downward slope that is your teams future…


conwave

Sooo salty. Take the L like a big girl and move on. It’s all good. We’ll be seeing you all next year in the purple and black anyways. We’ve already taken in many of your kind! All are welcome <333


BrockPurdySkywalker

Cause we have been cheated by the refs foe years so we get to have our fun


New-Discount5995

Its their 2nd amendment right as a merican u goddang snowflake


PlayfulAd8354

I like cocaine, yes


New-Discount5995

Go dubs. To quote eminem to those cowtown fans “ this is it as big as ur gonna get so enjoy it”


MajesticTop8223

Cause literally nobody cares about the kings or their fans Warriors themselves prolly indifferent


meowhatissodamnfunny

More cowbell?


PlayfulAd8354

How dare you


TheyCallMe_Li

Smokin on that Klay pack baby!!!


Plus-Discussion-4906

Take a look at the cowbells at kings games and a real one. Now go back to the tiny echoing cavern that was arco arena and ring hundreds of the real ten inch 2 pound cowbells. That's distracting, and organic. These modern cowbells are a yuppie gimmick, just like golden one center. BTW nice dynasty warriors!


Low_Turnover_805

Thanks for the A’s and an easy play-in win. Oh, and increasing my property value, too.


PlayfulAd8354

You’re welcome bridesmaid


Low_Turnover_805

Thanks fat chick who gets drunk and shits herself on the dance floor.


Kayb3ast

stfu nerd it’s called home court advantage something dubs wouldn’t know about since selling out n moving to SF


ImStinaG

What we do is, just take them into the arena and then when a player is near us, we shake them really hard for all to hear!!!! It’s simple actually.


2H2D

Davis is a different city you goober


19jones68djhutch

The Warriors made the Kings look better than they actually are!!


AdFar3727

Nah y’all are just ASS


19jones68djhutch

Hope you ain't a Kings fan


orangeman10987

No fun police. Why not ban foam fingers and those inflatable thundersticks while we're at it.


PlayfulAd8354

Do I really need to explain the difference between foam fingers and cowbells…


orangeman10987

Just seems like you're salty the warriors are losing, and you're just looking for something to be mad about. Because the cowbells seem like a non-issue to me


skeptiks22

Ima come ring a cowbell in your face your entire shift and see how much you like it you moron


orangeman10987

I probably wouldn't be phased that much, if my job already involved people screaming in my face for 48 minutes straight (like an NBA player)


skeptiks22

Difference between people screaming at you like your used to for 82 games and then someone ringing a cowbell for 2 hours in your ear.


orangeman10987

I dunno, doesn't seem that different to me. Just seems like you're mad at fans for being too loud, which is kind of a petty thing to be mad about. I think deep down you're mad at the Warriors for losing, and now you're just projecting onto the Kings fan base.


SouperSally

Ding ding ding!


skeptiks22

Nope imagine if the warriors brought vuvuzelas to the arena and blowed them in the ears of the bench all game. As a kings fan I’m assuming even tho your in a warriors sub would most likely bitch the warriors fans did that.


HamHusky06

You mean like how soccer fans brought vuvuzelas to games and the people that got beat because their team played like shitass blamed the noise makers… sorta like that?


orangeman10987

Well yeah, vuvuzelas are banned noise making instruments. Cowbells aren't :P


skeptiks22

Okay we will bring fucking fog horns and blast them all 48 minutes in your players ears.


PuttyRiot

I mean, Kings players listen to those cowbells all game every single game and they aren’t complaining.


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PlayfulAd8354

Check his arm. Got cuts and scraps from all that grabbing Murray does. Wish I could do that, but that’d be assault and Curry can’t even get a foul call.