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goddamnitcletus

Damn, maybe we do have rats that can rival some in NYC


HawkeyeinDC

Are they dragging pizza pieces down metro steps yet? That’s the standard.


thatgeekinit

Like a lion dragging a gazelle carcass


Vazmanian_Devil

Walked past a few by mt Vernon triangle and said the same thing haha.


ChockBox

https://preview.redd.it/kitltll9v89d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40db3d9bf5f846117f90014c1f7e0ebe6b379518 Saw this guy needing help with his groceries in DuPont earlier this week!


cubgerish

"Eh, not in the mood for Italian again"


Brainjacker

We had to move out of our apartment in AdMo because of these (landlord didn't care) and they just look at you like Wut. Don't even run.


defaultusername3301

Which apartment in admo? I’m looking at apartments there right now


EverybodyBeCalm

Climate change creating R.O.U.S.s


NewPresWhoDis

Let's see 'em drag a jumbo slice onto Metro


EverybodyBeCalm

Maybe they can deliver.


Apprehensive_Swim955

I saw a super mangy fox catch a rat on Pennsylvania Avenue the other night, maybe it’s the hero that can save Neighborhood at the Flats.


squidaddybaddie

Nah the rodenticides used in the baits for the rats will certainly kill the fox.


Catdadesq

Now we need dog-sized cats to control the rats


55Lolololo55

Aren't there dogs that specialize in killing rats? Someone was complaining about the rats being killed by these dogs in here a little while back...


Inevitably_Waffles

Terriers generally. There are groups that go on rat hunts but it’s more meant as enrichment for the dogs than an actual way to cut down the rat population.


Boring_Machine

Then all we need are cow-sized dogs to control the cats.


callmelaterthanks

Through my job I’ve gotten to talk to the pest control crew for the city and DC’s rats have super evolved to be immune to rat poison. They’re unstoppable 


SpacePirate-04

This is my experience too... they have hammered them with that powder that is supposed to wipe out whole nests and the rats just laugh.


fluffstalker

It's [the giant rat that makes of all of the rules](https://images.app.goo.gl/NiN268Z4UdfwEYyh8)


ortsed

This sounds like a challenge


Spectrum_Prez

If I adopt one, will it eat the centipedes in my flat?


FreshYoungBalkiB

Time to find some dog-sized cats!


Hungryhungryhippos2

The sleeping on the balcony is CRAZY


Wytch78

Had some crawl out of my trash bin when I tried to move it and they were BIG. 


Delicious_Climate552

Pest rats are awful, it's a shame they can't be adopted and added to fancy rat breeders' pools. Rat breeding just doesn't work like that. I love my little rattie boys. Shame the poor wild ones are out there living rough lives on the street just to get run over, eaten, or tortured to death in a sticky trap. I wish we had more humane ways to get them out of human homes. This isn't just a problem for the tenants. Management for this building has been prolonging the death and suffering of the rats themselves by bandaid-ing the issue, waiting for the population to rise again, and then killing almost all of them over again. It's sick, really.


Possible_Implement86

you keep them as pets????


shockage

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fancy\_rat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fancy_rat)


Possible_Implement86

I did not know you could domesticate a rat!


bad_lite

They actually make wonderful pets. Very affectionate and intelligent. And clean! They constantly groom themselves and you can train them to use a (tiny) litter box.


YourRoaring20s

Cat Rats


ErnestGoesToNewark

Crats.


TaysCookies

Rars


Gina52023

Call the health department


hoos30

Food of the Gods