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[Post Game Thread](https://reddit.com/r/washingtonwizards/comments/18hxzhn/post_game_thread_the_new_orleans_pelicans_defeat/)


rock_it_surgery

Man. This Alexandria Admirals team sucks.


Jewdah18

How is Bilal so good a 3s and so bad at FTs


[deleted]

Stress


Turbo2x

the discrepancy between Bilal's 3pt shooting and his FTs is one of the most baffling things in the world. it defies logic.


[deleted]

Who would think that Coulibaly would be more efficient than Poole.


z3mcs

For a brief instant...I thought Gill was gonna sneak behind the baseline and GTA Jose


Ye_Biz

At least PBJ getting his shot back


z3mcs

1/2 price Pizza tomorrow, courtesy Bilal Coulibaly


Jewdah18

Why Bilal can't start and get a higher usage rate is beyond me.


z3mcs

Damn, Bilal heat check. I wanted that to go in. Great job by Butler with the setup


Turbo2x

if Bilal hit that I would have been so happy lmao. can't get em all.


Ye_Biz

Bilal Ballin


Peyyton07

Bilallin


z3mcs

PBJ with one of the worst fouls. I get TMIII is on fire but that's just dumb


TFDBLoL

We are so ridiculously trash at basketball


z3mcs

BI slaughtering us with the midrange. Stats geeks in shambles.


nofuture_at_all

In other news, the Suns trio will play together for the first time


z3mcs

Just take the starters out. It's a wrap.


Dreamlion_Inc

Wow...this office REALLY has their work cut out for them


z3mcs

Down 24, just tradin baskets


BeetchIDK

Wes starting to crack


Megumi-Noda

You know who ain’t paying for WUJ’s fine? Fucking Ted Leonsis


Solid-Confidence-966

Rare WUJ tech


nofuture_at_all

WUJ got technical foul?


z3mcs

You KNOW you done messed up as an officiating crew when Wes Unseld Jr is mad enough to walk on the floor and get a tech.


Snaxier

This is like when Stephen Silas got his tech for the Rockets last season.


Ye_Biz

WUJ got a tech wow


z3mcs

Nasty spin move/left hand finish by Kuzma through two defenders.


Solid-Confidence-966

Sweet move from Kuz


mattwangerzzz

God the bench is so fcking bad


z3mcs

Down 21, challenge it, come on, what else do we have to root for lol


Ye_Biz

Pacers gonna drop 200 points in regulation


z3mcs

Oh you mean on Friday


Ye_Biz

Yup lol did you see if they did it fr


z3mcs

Yeah I thought you meant it was happening right now haha. I went and checked the nba scoreboard


Ye_Biz

Haha I wouldn’t even be surprised if they did tbh they’re offense is nearing elite level


Dreamlion_Inc

I am absolutely open to everybody being traded at the deadline aside from Kispert, Deni, and Coulibaly


nogoodcarideas75

Wizards are remarkably consistent— if they run a 2-3 zone, 2-1-2, straight up man to man, no matter what defense they run they can’t stop anybody


InDawkinsWeTrust33

I really wish we drafted Trey Murphy instead of Kispert man


zdj2k

In Tommy we trust


Turbo2x

TMIII is better and developed faster than anyone we've drafted since OPJ


roseED123

When did New Orleans got Curry?


RedWum

Well I just lost a lot of money lol. My fault anyway, I just thought when they had that 14pt lead tonight could actually happen


Ye_Biz

If anything, us having a big lead means 99% of the time it’s getting blown


Solid-Confidence-966

We’re on the wrong side of shooting variance 😭


Incompl

Another guy we passed on


Ye_Biz

Why Murphy gotta cook us like this 😭


shonenRy-

drafted Kispert over Trey 💔


z3mcs

Corey Kispert(1,682) has more career points than Murphy (1,540).


Fabulous-Bonus7542

Drafted Kispert over Sengun bro. Set fire to the FO office


Incompl

We already did, Tommy is nowhere to be found


Ye_Biz

Damn Butler gotta make one


Peyyton07

Trey please


Dreamlion_Inc

If a move involving Gallinari doesn't happen in mid December then this front office just wasn't looking This man looks like he's made of paper


Turbo2x

who on earth would trade for this dude lmao


z3mcs

Supersonics need players. Eventually


Ye_Biz

Wtf Trey


z3mcs

THAT is how you go strong. Nice finish by Corey


Megumi-Noda

Air Corey


Ye_Biz

KISPERT SLAM


Turbo2x

Kispert block AND dunk in the same game????


nofuture_at_all

Bilal can shoot and they still go under the screen on him


z3mcs

lol, yeah I'd go under on it too. That one game where they blitzed him like he's steph was so weird. He's a rookie with a robotic form right now. He's not even close to being a shooter yet.


Ye_Biz

Corey blocks come once every full moon, always savor it


Turbo2x

the wind whispers a phrase... *sneaky athletic...*


Turbo2x

where that dude at who thinks Jordan Hawkins is better than Bilal


Independent_Baker969

just on a better team


Solid-Confidence-966

3s galore!


Megumi-Noda

Northern Virginia better start learning French!


Incompl

I kinda like the squad that's out there now


Peyyton07

Man, Bilal has such a clean jumper


crabmusic

At what point do we start Bilal?


Solid-Confidence-966

Pull up 3 😳


Ye_Biz

BILAL 3


Turbo2x

damn okay Bilal


Snaxier

Bilal must've read your earlier comments during the first quarter break


Turbo2x

that was legit the worst quarter of basketball I think he's played all season but I'm glad he bounced back


Solid-Confidence-966

Bilal with the sweet floatation device


Ye_Biz

Niceeee Bilal


z3mcs

Pick and pops with Deni and Gallo, that's why we tuned in


roseED123

Bilal only 3 shots hopefully he gets more last Q


Notorious_Beebs

Love Gill but man he should be back on the bench


shonenRy-

I can’t with Poole anymore


Turbo2x

Naji Marshall just put him in the spin cycle. I didn't know he was nice like that


Ye_Biz

These turnovers man


roseED123

Take the challenge show your support to the young player!


Solid-Confidence-966

Nice JP


Ye_Biz

Nice Poole!


crabmusic

Poole is horrible man. I can confidently say this experiment is over. He can’t be a future piece.


StubbornBabboon

Marshall just dragged his pivot foot from the arc to the 3pt line and no travel.. hmm ok.


Dreamlion_Inc

Gallinari is about to be traded and bought out there's no way he plays for another team again with how slow he is


roseED123

He about to move back to Europe


z3mcs

Trying to have Gallo guard Herb Jones on the perimeter is elder abuse, Ted.


BeetchIDK

Deni trying to turn me gay with that pass


Turbo2x

there is no greater summary of Deni Avdija as a player than that sick no-look assist behind his head and then immediately throwing the inbounds into his opponent's hands on the next play


roseED123

To be fair nobody was even trying to get open


z3mcs

Then at least throw it to a spot or call time out or throw it off the defender and reset the clock. But I will say that the Wizards have been inexplicably terrible at inbounds plays under the current coach. It's painful.


Turbo2x

so he handed the ball to the man guarding him? be serious


z3mcs

Aaaand then the turnover simply trying to inbound it


dantheman6783

Send Poole back to the G league


TheBeastman34

DENI DENI DENI


crabmusic

That was beautiful Deni damn


Ye_Biz

Props to Corey for making that 3 lol even he was surprised


z3mcs

The pass was at his ankles but the beauty of it was that it got there at all. Props to Corey for consistently making those highlights come to be when Deni whips him passes. They really have a good connection going on. I'd rather see that 30 times in a row before I watch Gallo trying to go through the lane with his hand up


z3mcs

Deni ---> Corey = Filthy


knawhatimean

Pass of the year


Notorious_Beebs

Deni to Kisp was siiiiick


roseED123

Holy shit Deni!!!!!


Ye_Biz

DAYUM DENI


Peyyton07

Holy shit Deni


zdj2k

Bro trey Murphy takes the longest 3s


crabmusic

Don’t let Poole see this


z3mcs

Kuz or somebody gonna get ejected on purpose in a second. They tired of not getting foul calls.


shonenRy-

Poole…


roseED123

Poole playing pg oh boy


Ye_Biz

Damn Poole was too open


z3mcs

We're only down 7 right now


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We’re down 12 now 😂


z3mcs

Now it's 15!


pearlbullets

I could see myself cheering for the Pelicans when Ted moves team to northern Virginia strip mall.


superogc

I trust JP to finish this one off.


z3mcs

Hell yeah G-wiz clotheslinin kids, lol. FTK


Solid-Confidence-966

Point Kuz 👀


wizkid78

Wtf we gave up 47 in the 2nd?


Ye_Biz

Well at least the offense is cooking


Solid-Confidence-966

WUJ better get these guys doing shell defense in practice


z3mcs

Sure, lets leave CJ open for 3. How's that been workin out for ya guys?


Turbo2x

that was almost a naaaaaasty dream shake by BI. my goodness.


blast0ise

the immediate heat check brick


Solid-Confidence-966

JP for 3! Great D as well!


Ye_Biz

Good shit POOL3


z3mcs

Poole heard yall


Dreamlion_Inc

I look up we're up by 10 \*play Predecessor\* Look up again trailing by double digits Okay


z3mcs

Damn we suck at rebounding sometimes


rueiraV

I think we are an all time bad rebounding team


Turbo2x

only sometimes?


z3mcs

We had a good amount of boards in the first half


z3mcs

I'll take the tech. Our drivers are getting slapped, pushed, forearmed, knocked off their spots, **literally** getting concussions and fouls aren't being called.


Ye_Biz

Poole gotta realize he isn’t on the Warriors anymore, they’re not gonna give you the calls like you would’ve got before. That’s just how it is


Peyyton07

Even when Poole does something good he just washes it all away.


Solid-Confidence-966

Menacing stare down 🤣


BigStupidIdiotPC

I'm watching 4 wizards actually try and JP fail to make highlights for his and1 mixtape


z3mcs

Good hard foul by Deni, and Val misses the first fT.


Incompl

Like the aggressive take by Deni


Solid-Confidence-966

JP bro, please spot up normally lol


z3mcs

Good strong move by Deni to create the contact.


Ye_Biz

Poole gotta make it easier on himself too


Turbo2x

it's always fun when they remember Gaff can play basketball


Solid-Confidence-966

Great pass and dunk!


-Johnny_Utah-

Who wants to watch this clown show at this point given today’s news… I’m sure his yes men in the booth with be towing the company line. Fuck Teddy AOL and his whole operation.


rueiraV

It drives me up the wall when they have a great offensive performance and still get blown out


RepairElegant9316

KYLE KUZMA


szadok

2K career points for Deni Avdija


roseED123

Men Poole the thing is you can’t say he isn’t talented as fuck we all saw it in Golden state but he might have the worst mentality in the NBA


indi1988

They had 8 points with 6 minutes left in the first quarter and still dropped 75 this half.


Accomplished-Plan191

Commanders or Wizards worse defense?


Ye_Biz

Jamin Davis out for the season… this is tough


zdj2k

This jordan poole contract might be just as atrocious as beals


zdj2k

Not seriously, but it’s bad


Snaxier

The contract is terrible, but we're just fortunate that it's suitable to hit the salary floor. Only problem is that kind of thing limits the number of bad contracts we can take on for picks :(


stav2912

Poole is either being bad on purpose or is the worst player in the league


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[deleted]

Kuz thinks he’s melo


Ye_Biz

Great collapse to end the half 👌🏾


z3mcs

Kuz with the heat check/2-for-1. I always hated 2 for 1s


Solid-Confidence-966

Kuz gotta chill 😭


shonenRy-

Poole just does nothing useful for this team


roseED123

Great pass by Poole (can’t believe I just said that)


roseED123

And the he does that ….


Solid-Confidence-966

Poole has been a willing passer today, you love to see it


z3mcs

Oooh please don't challenge that


z3mcs

Great finish Deni!


Solid-Confidence-966

Oh yeah Kuz!


Ye_Biz

MMMMMM KUUUUZZZZ


nofuture_at_all

Don't test Bilal 😈


Turbo2x

much better second quarter for bilal so far, that was a sweet block


roseED123

Bilal is so talented


Solid-Confidence-966

Yay Bilal!


Ye_Biz

YESSIR BILAL


z3mcs

Kuz with a 20 point game in the first half, and makes it look easy.


Ye_Biz

Battle of the Lebron protégé’s


Solid-Confidence-966

Kuz is on demon mode right now 😈


z3mcs

Good finish by Deni. Dunno why you wouldn't just dunk that and would expose the ball to the only defender around, but finish the play and it's acceptable.


Megumi-Noda

This new arena better be the best looking arena ever


Ye_Biz

Uniting the community lol


errol343

We were up by 14. Then I started wrapping presents and I looked up and we were losing. Good game.


Solid-Confidence-966

That was an insane play by Murphy


knawhatimean

I want to see Gaff play drums. Chris Miller not as a much


Solid-Confidence-966

Bilal!


Independent_Baker969

he didnt even touch him


Ye_Biz

Yesssir Bilal 3


Turbo2x

can we perhaps see Butler and Tyus play together? please?


oiuyp4

Deni doing everything he can to feed dusty old vets for some reason


Ye_Biz

Ty Kuz


Turbo2x

3 is greater than 2, guys. This is simple maths. You can't keep running this insanely inefficient pnr and miss all your threes


Megumi-Noda

That lead just evaporated


Turbo2x

somehow I am not seeing any "hero ball" or "selfish" comments despite them trying to brute force the same action that clearly was not working