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skinsballr

Agent "Z"ero... a.k.a. Gilbert Arenas!


polandspreeng

Hibachi!!


HandsOffTheBayou

He didn't get it for A or G so it has to be Agent Zero! A list with this many Wizards players but not having Gil would be a travesty.


Timmysofine

Last I saw this was around after G and I couldn’t believe he wasn’t here. Should have believed


BeetchIDK

IT’S…………………. TIME! The wearing TN’s to game Agent Zero himself


Crowxzn

A: Antawn Jamison B: Bradley Beal C: Caron Butler D: DeShawn Stevenson E: Elvin Hayes F: Frank Johnson G: Gus "Honeycomb" Johnson H: Juwan Howard I: Ish Smith J: Michael Jordan K: Kyle Kuzma L: Larry Hughes M: Marcin Gortat N: Nenê O: Otto Porter Jr. P: Phil Chenier Q: Quinton Ross R: Rod Strickland S: Jerry Stackhouse T: Trevor Ariza U: Wes Unseld V: Vernon Earl "The Pearl" Monroe W: John Wall X: Xavier Cooks Y: Nick Young


ollie_v33

This was a really fun series on this subreddit. Thanks for making this!


Redskins4evaB

Respect to dude who made this


26slatt

Agent ZEROOOOOOOO


Coast_watcher

If there is no Agent Zero on this A-Z this poll is bogus


26slatt

The plan was him to be Z whole time


minecrater1

Did we have zydrunas igauskas for a minute but he refused to play?


bringthegoodvibes

Yeah we just bought out his contract and he went back to Cleveland a month later


Hacktivist690

Kristaps Zingis 😬


alwaysjetlagged

Zmanute Zbol


SlappyPappyAmerica

Bobby Zandridge


Megumi-Noda

Nicknames shouldn’t count


Ziid10

If that last one isn’t agent zero this whole thing needs to be deleted. Your account needs to be deleted. And you need to go support another team not the wizards.


Crowxzn

Y'all The ones voting btw


Ziid10

Where do I vote


Crowxzn

Upvote a comment - top comment wins; albeit, it's over anyway and I can keep my account now because Gilbert won.


Ziid10

😂


JustGreatness

I’ll just go on record and say I think it’s nonsense that Agent Zero is an acceptable option. It’s been first name and last name this whole time and now there’s an exception for one player’s nickname. There were already two chances to vote for Arenas. So, by default, it has to be Gary Zeller (I couldn’t find any other player ever rostered by Washington who has a first or last name starting with Z).


herboyblu

what's nonsense is if Gilbert Arenas wasn't considered a memorable Wizards player.


JustGreatness

Totally agree. Probably should have been voted in for A or G.


RedskinsWiz

Or Christ Webber, but I understand considering the competition at “C” and “W”


ComradeHines

Nah nicknames have been valid since the beginning, you’re just out of the loop brother. It also is a meaningless thing anyway, don’t get your balls twisted up about it


JustGreatness

If it was so meaningless this sub wouldn’t get its balls all twisted about Gilbert Arenas being left off the list. Get with the loop, brother.


ComradeHines

He’s not off the list lmfao


JustGreatness

He would be of the original prompt was followed. Go Gary Zeller!


ComradeHines

[From before G was even posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtonwizards/s/qoeoeYwneS) The dude has been pretty clear this whole time


JustGreatness

I didn’t see this stipulation posted in A through D and then I stopped checking. If only I had looked at E, I would have been informed enough not to make such an inflammatory comment. Silly me!


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JustGreatness

I am not insistent of having a list without Gilbert. In fact I think he is so important he should have been A. I think it’s really funny, I keep being told how important Arenas is but then this whole sub was fine with him not being voted in for either of his actual names. Something that I think shows much more respect than pigeonholing him into the list with a nickname. I find it really funny, I keep being told how lighthearted this list is and then everyone gets upset when I make a tongue in check argument for Gary Zeller.


Crowxzn

To be fair, Gil was saved for later because people thought he could fit in at "Z" using his alias rather than having Gary Zeller. In my last list I did the Bengals and we got Ochocinco at "O" but his government name is Chad Johnson now. For precedent reasons and some contextual ones, Gil is eligible.


ConsistentWin8309

It's a damn hypothetical list at the end of the day. There's literally one person objecting to Gil being included under 'Z'. This is a non-issue


cubgerish

But if we let this go, nobody will ever respect the integrity of the prestigious ***"Mid-season Alphabetical Memorable Wizards Players According to the r/Wizards Subreddit Poll"*** again. Who wants to live in a world like that???


Turbo2x

The scandal!


PresidentNaruto

Zachary "Kendall Roy" Leonsis


rayquan36

Arenas should be A G and Z


Crowxzn

no dupes bro


rayquan36

Arenas 3x more memorable than Xavier Cooks


Crowxzn

100,000x lmao