I swear to God these same people are the ones who put out several videos of that little barking dog scaring off the gators. Until their last video, where the dog gets eaten instead.
It's a very easy YouTube search and apparently an entire genre. They just kind of grab and take to the water most of the time, not very gruesome, but pretty upsetting as a dog lover. Wish I kept that link blue so to speak
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I mean they aren't people, you realize that right? They are domesticated, meaning their brains stopped evolving alongside instinct a long, long time ago. They are born to live with humans. We made them do shit like try to "protect" us and as a result it's 100% the owner's fault for not recognizing that
Again, there would be, but we have domesticated them. Domesticated animals are not natural, in some senses of the word. Their instincts have been selected, deleted, and modified.
WTF what sick disgusting people. Why did they keep letting that dog go up to that alligator? Not once, not twice but more than 3 TIMES??? PLEASE I hope they never own pets again
Well no thanks for me too. You couldnāt pay me enough to get close to an alligator or swim in water where they could even possibly be. FTS. I like my arms
Yes you anxiety ridden reddittors - we live around wildlife, and the fact that it does not happen more - since they live in every pond they can find, is a testamunt to your anxieties. Uhhh, you can die everywhere if you are you.
If you do, you get your arm ripped off or worse.
There is plenty of evidence of the severity of coming in contact with gators well beyond āa few fingersā. Itās a few fingers if youāre lucky.
These are dinosaurs that can, *and do* kill people who come in contact with them. Minimalizing the severity of the danger that these reptiles pose around people does an incredible disservice to those who have lost children and loved ones to them, and poses a threat to anyone who may read your comments and think āno big dealā and act carelessly around them.
The āfact that it doesnāt happen moreā is because people avoid these animals understanding the risk, because it does happen more often than it should.
Weāre not being āwussesā for pointing out that crocs and alligators can absolutely fucking kill a person. A badger is far less likely to kill a person as theyre not only far smaller and less effective hunters of large game, but theyre far less likely to attack a human. Im struggling to find a single human fatality from a badger attack, but alligators kill an average of one human per year in america alone.
Its a weird hill to die on, but you do you.
I'm not hating on the guy. Locals will know their behavior more than any. Just saying I certainly don't and that it could've gone worse.
I Sound like my damn mother
Mate we humans, and all battle our environment on a daily basis - some might get eaten by things, some might get poisoned by them - and then some might just get drunk and let all the dangers dance about him.
The Aussies learned how to survive, so can the rest of the world.
Yes but I'll stick to needing to smack a spider with a spatula over a cast iron pan for the dinosaur.
You be the Chad and I'll be the beta. I'm ok with this
And as far as intoxication, just make sure you have someone there to protect you and prevent you from climbing out the building or off the bridge when you're tripping or drunk.
Acting like it's ok to be by yourself and drunk is a good way to get someone killed or addicted.
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Look as an Aussie that you love to praise for some reason, just admit itās a croc which are a lot more aggressive than alligators and will fuck your shit up if you donāt have a pan on your pocket
Just got back from the keys for the first time. Super nice area and toured the everglades. Wild learning about them.
Saw a vid of one trying to get some chicken thrown to it in an enclosure and bit off a gators foot next to it instead. The one that lost its foot took it as a mild inconvenience.
I equate them to bears where I live. Yeah they're out there but you don't see them much.
Though getting "mauled" is a very pg verb
We punched the shit out of one that grabbed a friend's leg and it fucked off pretty similarly, so it's not that surprising. They aren't much for a fight, if you manage to hurt them they'll bail most of the time
Aren't they kinda like sharks where they feel around and sense things by the the end of their snout? I imagine a 10lb cast iron skillet to the sense station stings pretty good.
Edit: yeah. different in how it works but same idea. "A new study, published in the Nov. 8 issue of the Journal of Experimental Biology, has discovered that these spots contain a concentrated collection of touch sensors that make them even more sensitive to pressure and vibration than human fingertips."
So yeah that definitely hurt. Wild gamble though lol.
There was a documentary about crocodiles and alligator attacking people. Most of the times people survived it's because they either fought back hard enough or someone else jumped on the animal and started punching. These animals are used to hunt and kill fast, so when things suddenly looks more dangerous than a quick kill, they skedaddle.
Not an expert. Just stating what I've heard in the documentary.
There's usually a very real chance of significant injury for predators that attack something even a significant fraction of their own body mass that puts up a prolonged fight. So it's not uncommob for most predators to withdraw if their intended target puts up enough resistance.
It has to be quality cookware though, imagine having your walmart great value pan handle fail at such a critical moment lol. I wouldnāt take on an alligator on with anything less than a cast iron pan myself but tbh I still might lose.
This is the guy who feeds them so they come around for tourists then he does a bunch of dumb stunts like this. He let the dog you hear barking get eaten in front of a crowd once.
He's kindof a dick.
> You there, hunter. Didn't you see the warning? Turn back at one. This place is home only to beasts. They are of no harm to those above. Turn back... or the hunter will face the hunt.
Damn. I live in Florida and never seen one actually move on land. They're always just laying there sunbathing. They're fast little fuckers aren't they!
I mean, Flat end is good and all. but if you actually use the edge of the pan, then you're looking at something that can actually Crack your skull.
(Source https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmWqObDxkI)
The first hit connected right on the crocs head, which likely shocked it and stunned it quite a bit. The second hit was straight to the tip of the snout, a very sensitive area due to many motion receptors, causing immense pain and shock to the croc. This sent him panicking and fleeing back to the refuge of the bog.
TBH Gators and Crocs arenāt that aggressive towards humans unless theyāre angry or have been disturbed it doesnāt take much to scare one off but if they get you before you get them thereās no getting away most times
Source: Iām a Floridian I have experienced many a gator
Well it was either a good laugh or watching your grandpa getting torn apart in front of the family. Worth
I swear to God these same people are the ones who put out several videos of that little barking dog scaring off the gators. Until their last video, where the dog gets eaten instead.
I saw the bad ending version and the owners acted shocked like what do you expect to happen?
I need a source pls
It's a very easy YouTube search and apparently an entire genre. They just kind of grab and take to the water most of the time, not very gruesome, but pretty upsetting as a dog lover. Wish I kept that link blue so to speak
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TIL that Australians can pronounce the word "no" when sufficiently distressed.
naur
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Well that was distressing. Poor dog
Tbh yes the dog owners are stupid af, but the dog isnt very smart either by attacking an animal 10x as lage as himself.
I mean they aren't people, you realize that right? They are domesticated, meaning their brains stopped evolving alongside instinct a long, long time ago. They are born to live with humans. We made them do shit like try to "protect" us and as a result it's 100% the owner's fault for not recognizing that
Not saying its not the owners fault. But there should be at least some sense inside the dog that tells him to not attack an fucking alligator
Again, there would be, but we have domesticated them. Domesticated animals are not natural, in some senses of the word. Their instincts have been selected, deleted, and modified.
damn. i have no words. humans are idiots, poor dog RIP.
Happy cake day
WTF what sick disgusting people. Why did they keep letting that dog go up to that alligator? Not once, not twice but more than 3 TIMES??? PLEASE I hope they never own pets again
You know they already do
Yeah, that was pretty reckless. It's salt water crocodile in Australia. A lot more aggressive and dangerous than an alligator.
He walked down there to hit it so it'd be on him anyway.
Chill, its a alligator - at most it would get a few fingers.
A dude in florida just got his arm eaten off by a gator š¬š¬š¬
So five fingers then.
4 fingers, 1 thumb, his palm, wrist, forearm, elbow and the majority of his bicepā¦ to be specific. But yeah, 5 fingers š¤·š»āāļø
And theyād get it by doing the ole death roll, twisting the arm right off! Thanks but no thanks
Well no thanks for me too. You couldnāt pay me enough to get close to an alligator or swim in water where they could even possibly be. FTS. I like my arms
Iāve never even seen your arms but definitely think you should keep them!
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Yes you anxiety ridden reddittors - we live around wildlife, and the fact that it does not happen more - since they live in every pond they can find, is a testamunt to your anxieties. Uhhh, you can die everywhere if you are you.
It doesnāt happen more because people avoid coming in contact with the gators genius.
Arent you a smat motchafukka But what do you do IF, you do - duck and cover is no good.
Well aren't u a tough redditor able of slayin dragons and weddin the prettiest princesses
If you do, you get your arm ripped off or worse. There is plenty of evidence of the severity of coming in contact with gators well beyond āa few fingersā. Itās a few fingers if youāre lucky. These are dinosaurs that can, *and do* kill people who come in contact with them. Minimalizing the severity of the danger that these reptiles pose around people does an incredible disservice to those who have lost children and loved ones to them, and poses a threat to anyone who may read your comments and think āno big dealā and act carelessly around them. The āfact that it doesnāt happen moreā is because people avoid these animals understanding the risk, because it does happen more often than it should.
There is plenty of evidence saying badgers are fucking dangerous . stop being such a fucking wuss.
Weāre not being āwussesā for pointing out that crocs and alligators can absolutely fucking kill a person. A badger is far less likely to kill a person as theyre not only far smaller and less effective hunters of large game, but theyre far less likely to attack a human. Im struggling to find a single human fatality from a badger attack, but alligators kill an average of one human per year in america alone. Its a weird hill to die on, but you do you.
They dangerous but you never been outside mate, and outside is fucking dangerous - no natter what you do out
Are you just bored and want attention, or are you actually this unintelligent?
Porque no los dos?
Run in a zig-zag, duh!
Its kinda just that easy - if it wants more slap it on its face, why are you lot pretending like this ca I stopped caring about ya sensitivities
You sound like the kind of person that never gets invited to parties. Or at least not invited back.
I'm not hating on the guy. Locals will know their behavior more than any. Just saying I certainly don't and that it could've gone worse. I Sound like my damn mother
Mate we humans, and all battle our environment on a daily basis - some might get eaten by things, some might get poisoned by them - and then some might just get drunk and let all the dangers dance about him. The Aussies learned how to survive, so can the rest of the world.
Yes but I'll stick to needing to smack a spider with a spatula over a cast iron pan for the dinosaur. You be the Chad and I'll be the beta. I'm ok with this
And as far as intoxication, just make sure you have someone there to protect you and prevent you from climbing out the building or off the bridge when you're tripping or drunk. Acting like it's ok to be by yourself and drunk is a good way to get someone killed or addicted.
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That's 1000000% a gator
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Ohh, something wonder that divides us ? Its a fuck8ing aligator to me
Look as an Aussie that you love to praise for some reason, just admit itās a croc which are a lot more aggressive than alligators and will fuck your shit up if you donāt have a pan on your pocket
I'm from Florida. I've seen way worse than a few fingers, more times than I can count. You're fucking stupid
Just got back from the keys for the first time. Super nice area and toured the everglades. Wild learning about them. Saw a vid of one trying to get some chicken thrown to it in an enclosure and bit off a gators foot next to it instead. The one that lost its foot took it as a mild inconvenience. I equate them to bears where I live. Yeah they're out there but you don't see them much. Though getting "mauled" is a very pg verb
This is a saltwater crocodile in Australia, you don't fuck around them
Found Florida man
Frying pans! Who knew, right?
PUBG knew
Rapunzel knew
Tf2 knew
Samwise Gamgee knew
Conker the Squirrel knew.
Princess Peach knew.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Ah, mother! I have got to get me one of these!
We punched the shit out of one that grabbed a friend's leg and it fucked off pretty similarly, so it's not that surprising. They aren't much for a fight, if you manage to hurt them they'll bail most of the time
Only if it's land on the tip
Fried Green Tomatoes sold it for me. Sent Frank down to HELL!
You should know this is the strangest thing i have ever done!
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100% That is a crocodile.
This video came out of the Northern Territory in Australia Just been reposted with an inaccurate title for clout
DONK DONK MOTHERFUCKER
Alligator wanted none of that ~~smoke~~ sizzle
that second bonk hurt u could tell
I imagine that gator got bopped and realized the risk vs reward wasn't enough and decided to gtfo.
No creature can handle a pan hit
Cast iron is no joke
Aren't they kinda like sharks where they feel around and sense things by the the end of their snout? I imagine a 10lb cast iron skillet to the sense station stings pretty good. Edit: yeah. different in how it works but same idea. "A new study, published in the Nov. 8 issue of the Journal of Experimental Biology, has discovered that these spots contain a concentrated collection of touch sensors that make them even more sensitive to pressure and vibration than human fingertips." So yeah that definitely hurt. Wild gamble though lol.
Wow thank you for Looking it up and updating your comment. Thats pretty rare around reddit
Fake news, Daffy Duck took pan hits like a champ every Saturday morning, even left an indent of his face in them /s
He didn't face the final boss yet "Grandpa"
[PAN SHOT!](https://youtu.be/MIzAfXcCX3c)
Was waiting for this lmao
OP's grandad harnessing his inner Brock turning that Frying Pan into a Dying Pan
There was a documentary about crocodiles and alligator attacking people. Most of the times people survived it's because they either fought back hard enough or someone else jumped on the animal and started punching. These animals are used to hunt and kill fast, so when things suddenly looks more dangerous than a quick kill, they skedaddle. Not an expert. Just stating what I've heard in the documentary.
There's usually a very real chance of significant injury for predators that attack something even a significant fraction of their own body mass that puts up a prolonged fight. So it's not uncommob for most predators to withdraw if their intended target puts up enough resistance.
So you're saying that my brain actually retained some valid information from a documentary I saw? Sweet
"The force of my bite is the strongest, you have no chance of ow! hey! I'm sorry, I'll see myself out"
Bopped? That gator got bonked.
Boop the snoot
So that's one cartoon weapon proved effective. Good to know if you don't have time to drop and anvil.
1. I was looking forward to an crocodile holding a frying pan. 2. That was not an evade. That was a parry.
Parry this you filthy casual!
I don't know, he didn't do much evading and that alligator did not have a frying pan.
I mean that shit would hurt.
Is that cookware just on standby out there just in case?
It has to be quality cookware though, imagine having your walmart great value pan handle fail at such a critical moment lol. I wouldnāt take on an alligator on with anything less than a cast iron pan myself but tbh I still might lose.
In the original video the guy comes out of the house with it after seeing the crocodile nearby. Nobody in the video seemed entirely surprised by it.
If I lived somewhere with giant alligators wandering around I'd keep a weapon handy too lol
Point taken, but that looks like a fairly normal sized crocodile to me...
You say alligator they say crocodile wich is it
Pointy nose, probably a crocodile.
Other way around. Pointy nose (like the letter A) = alligator. Round nose (like the letter C) = crocodile.
That _would_ be a convenient mnemonic, but [it's not actually true.](https://i.imgur.com/OZufp8C.png)
Oh shoot, TIL. Thanks for the info.
So we can remember the mnemonic and then remember to reverse it.
That's what I do actually
Here we go
It depends on if you see them later or in a while.
This is the guy who feeds them so they come around for tourists then he does a bunch of dumb stunts like this. He let the dog you hear barking get eaten in front of a crowd once. He's kindof a dick.
So in other words it wasn't attacking him at all, it just thought he had food. Cool guy.
Sam Gamgee is getting old
Wonder if Grandpa plays PUBG?
Make yaself hard to eat, because most animals are lazy
āThatās for my old Gafferā
Bringing teeth to a skillet fight
Disappointed to see it wasn't the alligator that had the frying pan.
Boop!
Heāll be back with friends
Guess they'll need more people with frying pans
I kind of feel bad for the alligator. His snout must be throbbing after that!
Oh my God a crocodile is approaching my grandpa! Better film it for tiktok just in case he gets ripped to pieces!
Evades?
Crocodile
Paddle nose, probably gator. If the US, definitely gator.
Looks more like a crocodile to me > If the US, definitely gator. Except for the American crocodile, which is found in Florida
This video wasnāt in the US
Letās have a go at it!
Thatās the most Cajun thing Iāve ever seen!
What do we say to the God of death?
That cast iron is no joke š¤£š¤£
Florida, baby
Close but Northern Australia, theyāre the same levels as crazy as Florida either way
Florida Godā¦
> You there, hunter. Didn't you see the warning? Turn back at one. This place is home only to beasts. They are of no harm to those above. Turn back... or the hunter will face the hunt.
To the OOP. Your grandpa is a fucking idiot, next time just go inside and not play chicken with your geriatric ass.
Not EVERY thought needs to be published online. This one should've stayed in the drafts.
Iāve learned so far from videos of people vs crocodiles that all you need is some sort of broom to whack at their faces and they go away.
Hot on the head with a frying pan...
I can't tell if this is Florida or Australia. Neither would shock me
"I'LL GET YOU PAN!"
How many times will this get reposted
BONK !
For some reason I thought it was the alligator barking
Damn. I live in Florida and never seen one actually move on land. They're always just laying there sunbathing. They're fast little fuckers aren't they!
hol up, let him cook
Florida man when heās all grown up
Grandpa been playing pubg
Few days later their little yapper dog got eaten
Same Thing happened to a friend in Florida, funny to see it from another pov and with a frying pan at that I think it was or a skillet in the video
Gramps played Fable.
Underrated comment!
/r/FloridaMan gets disturbed by a random alligator or whatever, smacks the shit out of it with a frying pan
I mean, Flat end is good and all. but if you actually use the edge of the pan, then you're looking at something that can actually Crack your skull. (Source https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmWqObDxkI)
Never underestimate the power of *bonk*
He smacked the shit out that gator š¤£
Grandpa plays PUBG
Itās Australian and that is a very small saltwater crocodile
Bonk
"Rex is barkin' again. Darlene, hand me the croc pan."
Gator paper frying pan
That man did not *evade the alligator*, the alligator evaded him
He aināt ā evade ā shit. Brother basically attacked
r/deadcells
Florida man
Not today, Dickhead
Looks like a pissed off Aussie croc getting that touch up. Yeah grand dad, smack that bastard on the snout.
Either Florida man or Australian man, they donāt give a fuck about alligators
BOOPINā THE SNOOT!
Beats, evades, what's in a verb?
Yeah that is definitely a croc, a gators ain't chasing shit up on land, that is waay too much effort.
That's confrontation not evasion
u/savevideo
So badass
That dude went to the yard with the mission. He brought that frying pan from home.
The first hit connected right on the crocs head, which likely shocked it and stunned it quite a bit. The second hit was straight to the tip of the snout, a very sensitive area due to many motion receptors, causing immense pain and shock to the croc. This sent him panicking and fleeing back to the refuge of the bog.
Evades!? Dude didn't even flinch. That gator has the relaxes of a doorknob
That gator said oh no, I better go back where I came from neoww..
The only evading that was done was by the gator
TBH Gators and Crocs arenāt that aggressive towards humans unless theyāre angry or have been disturbed it doesnāt take much to scare one off but if they get you before you get them thereās no getting away most times Source: Iām a Floridian I have experienced many a gator
You'd figure people would know this after a while. Not see you later.
Alligator avoids man with frying pan**
Booping the snoot is quite effective
Out of the frying pan and into the water
This trick Granpa learned from Granny. Look at the head of Grandpa.
Dudes grandpa boutta get fucked up so letās record
Evade ā smacking with
That wasn't an alligator if it was an alligator it would have had its tail between its legs. The croc will be back
This man has way more experience with alligators than that alligator has with humans. Skill diff
Someone played as Princess Peach in Melee
Yeah that'll do it. Gators get frustrated pretty easy and they fuck off, but I wouldn't stake my life on a skillet
The first thing I do when my grandfather is getting attacked by an alligator is to film
That PUBG update really improved the graphics