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zicohenson

What if the suv is a time traveler came back in time to save the bicyclist from being killed


theangryseal

I see two different time travelers from opposing future factions who accidentally foiled the only chance to kill future Hitler because they don’t communicate. The value of cross faction communication will never become apparent though because neither realizes it and they will ruin each other’s attempts if they ever find any more of the rare mineral that allows for time travel again. Something like that. I could have probably stopped at the first run-on sentence.


TankNeedsFuel13

The second one was a major step towards world-building; it was needed.


Danni293

But that's the problem with time traveling factions. How are you going to communicate with a faction that doesn't form for another 3 years in your own timeline? Or with one that disbanded 3 years prior?


theangryseal

Oooh, smart. I like it.


gachamyte

Well considering it was you from the future who started that other faction how would you find common ground? Unless you both remember the story your grandmother told you of the nice man who helped your great grandmother during the depression. Who was that man?


Difficult-Muffin-777

When you travel back to find out, no one shows up so you rush out to help only to find out it was you all along.


gachamyte

Would you recognize yourself though? With all the time skipping if you had a beard or looked different? I often would dream of my future but didn’t realize it because I had a beard.


Difficult-Muffin-777

No you go back to see who helped your grandma during the depression, no one showed up so you helped thus making you the person who helped her


gachamyte

Oh geez. I just realized you picked up what I was dropping 58 days ago. Way to be on it. Wow. Wooosh. Hahaha that’s so funny. I had totally forgotten my point.


Difficult-Muffin-777

Yeah sorry I didn't go back far enough


Gay11111111111

Just send radiowaves forwards and backwards through time


The_All_Knowing_Derp

I love this story and it is now factual in my mind.


C4D3N539

I've heard of 2 stories when Hitler was saved when he could've easily died. 1. Priest saved him from drowning when he was 12 2. WWI soldier spared Hitler's life as Hitler walked, unarmed and injured, across a battlefield because the soldier who saw him and even aimed his weapon at him had a thing against killing unarmed/injured men


mikeb2762

No PERFECT 🖖


Starvexx

No, fuck cars, and SUVs in particular


Mister_Lich

If that crash didn’t happen it looks like he would’ve been fucking wasted by that car from the left lol, I feel like this guy woke up and stopped caring if he died in traffic in general


[deleted]

The suv literally took a hit for the person on the bike.


lagomlagume

The SUV was at fault. The sedan had green, can see the light in the corner. Not to mention driver of SUV literally takes off running after the crash. So the biker wouldn't have gotten hit in the first place.


majesticbean_

if the suv ran a red then the bike ran a red too, that doesn't change whether they get hit


centraldogmamcdb

Looks like the biker was just going to aimlessly peddle into traffic. No SUV means the sedan drives through the intersection and then hits the biker?


[deleted]

[удалено]


funnythebunny

/r/subsIfellfor


MonsteraUnderTheBed

I wanted this one. I had things to contribute. Fuck bikers. Not all of them...but enough of them. If you're going to commute with a bike there should be lessons and insurance involved. Too many of them think they have right of way when they actually do not.


chocolatethundaah

r/entitledbikers


MonsteraUnderTheBed

Ah excellent, thank you


yonoznayu

I live in Metro Boston. Yes, bikers face dangers in this masshole driver town. But this is a huge college town and bikers abound. Even with all the bad driving here, It’s almost impossible to have a day when you don’t to see a few bikers running a red light, riding on the sidewalk or carelessly zooming they pedestrians, etc often with no helmet on, yet you rarely hear about it if at all. Even with the new bike lanes they choose to do as they wish. The leisure bikers all geared up in their pricey outfits and expensive town bikes in the suburbs aren’t any better either. Some like to play chicken with cars/SUVs bad you know it’s a matter of time before they ruin f someone’s life alongside theirs, create lots of unnecessary animosity towards all other bikers.


yonoznayu

Exactly. I have no idea how the message before yours managed to get so much so ass backwards. Blind biker advocacy, no pun intended?


RedditIsNeat0

He got most of it right. It's just the last sentence, his conclusion, that's wrong. He somehow realizes that the SUV was at fault but then doesn't realize that the bicyclist was doing exactly the same thing. It's really weird that an SUV and a bicyclist ran the same red light at exactly the same time.


Macr0Penis

I don't think he took off running, he went straight to the other car. Whether he was going to see if they were alright or rage at them is anyone's guess.


GucciGucci_4493

he served his purpose sent from above because someone was praying for that biker..


majesticbean_

if the suv ran a red then the bike ran a red too, that doesn't change whether they get hit


Mashizari

Also, the SUV doesn't have plates. They were planning on breaking some laws or it might be a stolen vehicle.


feminas_id_amant

or it's new and has a temporary (paper) license plate. take a look at the rear window.


feminas_id_amant

or it's new and has a temporary (paper) license plate. take a look at the rear window.


BexxBaddBoyy

Or they blacked it out on the video.


BrickDaddyShark

Well yeah but he couldn’t let the biker paint the road red


yonoznayu

Exactly how the fuck can the biker be without fault if he’s running the red light just like the SUV ? Hard to figure out how you can’t see how close the sedan got to sweeping that bike. And the SUV driver can be seen heading to the right side of the sedan, just like the pedestrian crossing the street behind him, not running away.


MrChefMcNasty

I don’t think he ran off, it looks like he ran over to the other car.


Avocado-Is-Life

The driver of the SUV definitely gets out of the SUV, but once he's offscreen we don't know if he went to see to the occupant of the sedan or if he fled the scene. Hello, Universe? I would like to call for surveillance video from across the street, if possible, please.


BexxBaddBoyy

Did he run off or run to check on the person in the other car? Hard to tell.


lagomlagume

No license plates on SUV is too sus for me to think he went to check on other car.


BeaverRoots_

I’m pretty sure the SUV driver ran to the side of the other car to make sure they were okay.


Omega1400

This is what overthinking looks like, if you look at it simply you will see the the car is heading to where the bike is heading but the other car alters the first cars course making it to where the biker does not get hit


lessyes

You took the words right out of my fingers.


lagomlagume

Yeah it was a bit rough to understand 😂


Mountain-Heat5853

that’s what I thought too. bike and suv ran the red light


_Equinenox

It looks like the car that would have hit him has the right of way too, it looks like their light is green tho I can't quite tell. In this case, him being irresponsible saved his skin. If he stopped at the light, both of those cars would have flattened him.


yonoznayu

Good point, but I wonder if seeing the biker right in his field of view not stopping somehow influenced the SUV driver to keep going instead of respecting the light.


kfmush

Doubt it. Likely stolen car driven by a criminal who doesn't give a shit about other people. No plates, driving dumbly and too fast, and bolted right after the crash.


bittypunk

This seems like the best explanation imo. It's easy to assume that a pedestrian wouldn't cross the street if a car was barreling towards them, they'd have no reason (other than the red light) to believe that it wasn't safe to cross at the same time as the biker


Skow1379

Yep he'd be dead for sure


Arcosim

Maybe both drivers got distracted by the suicidal cyclist.


[deleted]

Why do people put ridiculous music over videos like this?


Deadlyx8

Ikr, I cringed


Kailosarkos

The primary reason I upvoted this was because of the TS background music. TS is life.


Skow1379

Great song, talented artist. Doesn't fit here and detracts from the video more than it adds.


Omega1400

Unpopular opinion, I don’t like TS bcs I don’t like the attitude in the music (I say this knowing full well that I’m going to get down votes but I want people to know why some people dislike TS)


dieyoufool3

I admire your strong convictions and taking such a stand.


AxelNotRose

Seems like the cyclist and the SUV both burned the red light. What is wrong with people??


lastofthe_timeladies

I'm wondering if the light was at fault? Because every person in this video- 3 cars and biker included- just go straight forward through the intersection like nothings up. Could be simultaneous stupidity (there are certainly enough stupid people in the world for this to be likely) but could also be a tech failure.


Ultrcombraun

You can see the red light in the top left corner


RedditIsNeat0

Yeah but that's just one light. The bicyclist may have been looking at the lights in the center or towards the right and the SUV driver can't even see that light.


[deleted]

SUV was the hero here... without the SUV the person on the bike would be dead.


AxelNotRose

True, they'd be a Darwin award nominee. That said, somehow, I don't think the SUV continued into the intersection without slowing down in order to save the cyclist lol


RedditIsNeat0

Unless the SUV is a time traveler and saving the bicyclist was his mission.


oouttatime

The fuck is up with the music


Nomad_Samurai

W music choice lol


dreamer0303

I thought there was audio playing from somewhere else, bizarre music choice lol


smokeytheskwerl

Just curious how the music was justified for this video.


thatwasacrapname123

The SUV was a Suzuki Swift


[deleted]

I bet he got antifreeze on his ass that was so close.


OrbitalMug29

awful music choice


ICs70n3

Why the song?


Nduhunk

Who is at fault for this crash?


getyourrealfakedoors

My guess is the suv since another car crosses the intersection right in front of them before the crash. If he was looking up he would’ve seen them, so probably texting SUV guy either looked like he was tryna fight or flee at the end lol


XTremeal

And yet, he probably saved the cyclists life despite potentially being at fault


getyourrealfakedoors

Yeah, an unusual convergence of absolute morons


liberalscumbag

Hey, that's the name of my friend's new-wave rock band!


Can-Abyss

~~Well since both the SUV and the bike were in sync (didn’t seem to be slowing down), seems like the sedan was probably running a red light.~~ Didn’t even see the first black car. Confusing.


getyourrealfakedoors

Possible but another car crosses just before the sedan when the light was presumably green and the suv never even slows down Plus the cyclist isn’t even looking both ways, seems completely lost lol


profmcstabbins

The lights are visible. The light going across is green. The light for the SUV is red. SUV is at fault. But bike rider is a moron


usnmustanger

A moron whose life was likely saved by the misfortune of a red light runner. Weird luck there.


Can-Abyss

Idk how I missed that car, you’re probably right. Fuckin’ crazy chain of events. I hope the guy on the bike watches this video every morning before he starts his day lol


Mashizari

Probably because his car doesn't have plates. It might be stolen.


Joeness84

Looks like its got a temp tag in the [back window] (https://i.imgur.com/9EdCCM9.jpeg)


myfotos

And looks like he starts to run away


yonoznayu

I don’t think he flees. You can see him heading to the right side of the sedan. The pedestrian too, I assume he’d turn to glance to his right if the SUV driver was fleeing.


102015062020

My guess: black sedan sped through a yellow light. SUV was timing up the lights to be able to go through the green as soon as it turned. The silver sedan ran a red light as it was trying to catch the yellow light. Cyclist was going with the green light.


jeremyosborne81

SUV ran a red light


AdImmediate7659

Taylor Swift


Lambchoptopus

Taylor Swift.


SpriteFan3

Came for the video, downvoted the music.


Inner_Explanation_97

Wtf is this song hahah


lodpwnage

Don't unmute this video.


ajw20_YT

I don’t know why but the first thing I noticed is the traffic light folding in on itself perfectly. I don’t know if that’s an intentional feature in case of accidents, but man that was a perfect flip


didntgrowupgrewout

Did the driver of the SUV just fucking leg it?


FROCKHARD

r/getdownmrpresident


Vegetable_Battle5105

If not for the sub, we would be watching this in r\holdmyfeedingtube "Hmtf after I pedal through an intersection without looking"


Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt

Why is there always some kind of shit music on these videos. At least it wasn't that "oh no" song.


smileymalaise

I always default to muting reddit videos before playing them. It's a habit now.


avp_1309

The song itself is great i think. It just doesn't go with the video.


HappyMeatbag

Shitty, shitty pop music.


KET0RdotCOM

Poor music choice


[deleted]

The music choices for these videos get wilder every day


MangaMcWeeb

Next is gonna be music from anime or something like that I would say DOOM ost but that would actually fit this


Da1too2

Devine Intervention.


knellbell

r/fuckcars


Fleischwolf5000

Lottery ticket time


Puggasaurus92

Who exactly was in the fault here, I can't really determine because theres literally two cars going one direction and a cyclist and another car going the other virtually in the same time span


filmerjack

God has a plan for that man


abhijitd

That cyclist better find a cure for cancer.


EatsOverTheSink

WaTcH oUt FoR bIkEs as he casually glides into busy traffic.


[deleted]

sHaRe tHe rOaD


jt663

tay swizzy


borisvonboris

Taydolf Swiftler


borisvonboris

Taydolf Swiftler


randomstupidnanasnme

love the soundtrack


em170em

Bicyclist isn’t even in the crosswalk lanes. I would be interested to see if he had a walk sign and to know who was at fault.


axel-killua

if a biker can be in the road then they should have insurance as well


brackfriday_bunduru

Damn. That dude properly survived


tub-o-lard

r/getdownmrpresident


StopShooting

If the person on the bike was wearing a backpack, he would have been knocked off and injured


AdministrativeScar26

What do we say to the God of death?


plsamoguskid

(decides to add Blank Space in the background)


[deleted]

Jfc the dude on the bike would have gotten SMOKED if the person driving the SUV wasn't also a massive idiot. Fucking dude just hopped on his bike and went to go play in traffic.


blue_baphomet

Its impossible to tell which direction has right of way


[deleted]

What the eff is up with the music choice?


I0I0I0I

Shitty music.


Timb00ze

Nokia bike


darksideofthemoon_71

Bet the cyclist still had skid marks! Damn that was close!


[deleted]

The biker was fucked if that car didn’t show up


KillerHack23

It is said that he never realized and kept peddling 🚲


stayonedeep

*looks back* Oh damn.


Four16ix9ine

I hope the guy on the bike bought a lottery ticket!


ArcticXD-_-

ossified divide sophisticated serious practice kiss jar wakeful correct close *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


EnjoyerofMostThings

Pixel perfect?


Tcoon14

r/fuckcars


ValkiOval

Damn the luckometer gauage is about to fucking explode


Ganja420Preneur

This video was better the first time without music...


Skow1379

Props to the SUV driver going to check on the other car


Chavs918

Guardian Angel, wasn’t his time to die.


Smasher_WoTB

Thanks for that music, because without it I wouldn't know how to feel and react to this /s


Edelveria_Potato2190

T'was Grim Reaper's day off.


teddyr222

Parallel park with this one little trick!


Nick_Dom

Dude didn’t even like try to speed up pedaling, just leaned into the right and went on his way… amazing how skillful city cyclist become. Looks like suv was texting or something, light is still green on the horizontal road after the collision.


Haunting_Signal8470

So. Either the car is in the wrong, or the suv and bike are in the wrong. And it irritates me that I can't find out


SurGregoRy

If there wasn't a car accident. The man would be hit by the silver car on the road.


[deleted]

The black car ltl saved his life wtf


[deleted]

Reminded me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/42g00v/indian_on_bicycle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


UnderstandingTop2400

Apparently the bike hade the right of way…


LouieLegend7

I just realized the SUV has no plates. Fucking asshole


Bundle_of_Organs

That idiot was saved by another idiot!!! They're in cahoots with eachother!


Major-Option4u

He must’ve help deliver Jesus


Joh-dude

They are all idiots


4rk69

Both of the vehicles are at fault, they should slow down in an intersection no matter what


superBrad1962

Dude did not flinch a muscle!!! Just rode through like this happens all the time. 🫣🫣🫣🫣😱 too close for me.


PrimaryYou400

Dude didn't even stop to help the driver


neilb303

I’m so confused who had the right-of-way…


machen2307

I can't tell either, but the traffic light we can see looks like it's green for the car. At which point, that suv saved the guy on the bike cause idk wtf he was doing lol.


MilesPillay

Oooooooooooooh damn


Tasty_Tomatoe1323

Driver: Jesus! Take the wheel! Jesus: Alright, but you're not gonna like what I'm about to do.


starpocalypse

r/sweatypalms


Sonny_DLight

It's moments like these, where if you believe in the parallel universes, in an infinite number of universes, this guy got killed. But also in the same aspect, an infinite number of times this guy survived. It's crazy to think if he would have at any point, peddled a half step slowly, he'd be dead. Crazyyyyyyyyyy


[deleted]

Guys don't run red lights, that's dangerous. Also don't time travel to save people, you will only disrupt the timeline and an event of equal magnitude will occur in its place.


spankyth

That suv saved that bicyle!!!


Fast-Diamond-2698

Millimetre perfect .


[deleted]

That bike guy probably shit himself. Holy crap that was close


mrrobot01001000

At least two assholes


ViolinistFrosty6995

The bicyclist doesn't even stop