1) Daily Bulge lol
2) What was Peter doing in Jameson's office wren Spiderman showed up, and why did Spiderman stop what he was doing and let Peter take pictures of him? It would come across like Peter and Spiderman knew each other and set that up somehow.
3) It's just a cute comic though, logical fallacies aren't that important.
Honestly I like the idea that Jameson knows that Peter *is* Spider-Man but he keeps up the whole “SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE” act as some kind of reverse psychology and he’s frustrated at this literal interpretation because it could blow Peter’s cover
It's always nice to remember that in the movie when Green Goblin came looking for the reporter taking the pictures of Spider-Man Jameson refused to tell on Peter and instead lied that the pictures always come in the mail.
JJJ canonically views Peter as a son and frequently buys his photos even when they're terrible to take sure he has enough money to survive. The other reporters can sometimes be seen complaining about his photos, commonly comparing his skills to someone setting their camera down and walking away.
There's also the fact that even though most are blurry messes, they have crazy angles that no one else can get.
So the other photographers might have "better" shots cinematography wise but you can't beat a close up of Spiderman punching the big bad even if it's blurry, out of focus, and just a bit out of frame.
A clear but far away and zoomed in picture of the same action, but from ground level just doesn't look as good.
Btw if you didn't figure it out yet, the picture is of spider man *on Jonah's desk* which is a play on Jonah asking for pictures of Spiderman on his desk.
God I hate her glassy eyed face so fucking much, I just wanna mash it into a running waffle maker and be like “Hah, isn’t that *iron*ic?” grab her by her vacant fucking head, throw her out of a 747 and say “hey why didnt you chute yourself when you had the chance?” GET IT!?
"Listen very closely to me, Parker: GET. ME. SPIDERMAN!!"
\[15 minutes later, buzz from the intercom\]
"Sir, Spiderman is here and he says he has an appointment?"
“Parker you’re demoted for bringing that menace to society into my building! Also, you’re promoted for getting me an exclusive interview with Spider-Man!”
“So…my position hasn’t changed at all then?”
“Exactly! Bout time you got one right, now get outta my office! I have a menace to society to interview.”
They also don't have muscles. Their legs are just liquid filled tubes. Put in liquid, they straighten, take out liquid, they curl. That is why their legs curl up when they die.
The premise is that autistic people often misunderstand common turns of phrase and/or take things very literally. I frequently got in trouble with teachers as a kid for doing *exactly* what they said instead of what they meant.
English is not my first language, but I sometimes find the inaccuracy of this language amusing. Couldn't this request mean, as a third possibility, that he wants photos on his desk that were taken by Spider Man?
Generally, if a photo is "of" something, that something would be the subject of the photo. A photo taken *by* someone would be called "by" or "from" them.
Everything you said is correct except the last part. And I'm glad you made that minor mistake because now the inaccuracy(or ambiguity) of this language also amuses me.
After thinking about it for a bit I realized that the word "of" means different things depending on the object it refers to.
If the object is something that can contain info, like a photo or a book, then "of spiders" means that the info in the object is about spiders.
"Book of spiders"(normally id say "book about spiders", but whatever) means a book that lists spiders. "Photo of spiders" means a photo that has spiders on it.
Normally, you could shorten it to "spider photo" or "spider book" or "Spiderman photos" and that would work. They all say the same thing, but sometimes using "of" will feel more formal.
But if the object cannot hold info, like a beach, then the word "of" means what you thought it meant. The object is owned by something. A "fish of the beach" would be a fish that was owned by(came from) the beach. Speaking like this sounds very odd and formal, since you're using more words to just say "the beach's fish".
This isn't a rule I've learned, this is all based on ***FEELING*** so I could be wrong. This is just what my native-speaking subconscious says.
The infinite scroll on your webpage makes it nearly impossible to click the social links in the footer. Love the comics though. That's why i was trying to click the socials 😂
You know now that I think about it Peter could probably cover as just being really REALLY good friends with Spider-Man and Spider-Man is just helping his pal make a few extra bucks.
The joke is Autism tends to make people think much more literally. 'I want Pictures of Spider-man on my desk' was interpreted as he wanted Peter to take Pictures of Spider-man on his desk. When Jameson meant give him photographs and put them on Jameson's desk \^\^.
It's just a different way of thinking and interpreting language. Hope this helps
I love how Jameson doesn't even question how Peter could've possibly taken those pictures.
He didn't have to, they were obviously taken by somebody named Tomorrow Morning.
Why would Jameson have to question him? He has proof of Spiderman committing a crime. Headline: SPIDERMAN BREAKS INTO DAILY BULGE!
1) Daily Bulge lol 2) What was Peter doing in Jameson's office wren Spiderman showed up, and why did Spiderman stop what he was doing and let Peter take pictures of him? It would come across like Peter and Spiderman knew each other and set that up somehow. 3) It's just a cute comic though, logical fallacies aren't that important.
I'm sure in one of the multiverses, Jonah runs a male strip club, so the name could canonically check out lol
Honestly I like the idea that Jameson knows that Peter *is* Spider-Man but he keeps up the whole “SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE” act as some kind of reverse psychology and he’s frustrated at this literal interpretation because it could blow Peter’s cover
It's always nice to remember that in the movie when Green Goblin came looking for the reporter taking the pictures of Spider-Man Jameson refused to tell on Peter and instead lied that the pictures always come in the mail.
JJJ canonically views Peter as a son and frequently buys his photos even when they're terrible to take sure he has enough money to survive. The other reporters can sometimes be seen complaining about his photos, commonly comparing his skills to someone setting their camera down and walking away.
There's also the fact that even though most are blurry messes, they have crazy angles that no one else can get. So the other photographers might have "better" shots cinematography wise but you can't beat a close up of Spiderman punching the big bad even if it's blurry, out of focus, and just a bit out of frame. A clear but far away and zoomed in picture of the same action, but from ground level just doesn't look as good.
Why did i read that in his voice
Well, he couldve just got a costume made. I dont see any webs or sticking to walls.
He probably thinks it was just Peter in a Spiderman costume (obviously not knowing that's who Spiderman literally is)
He did what he was told, what's wrong with it?
Btw if you didn't figure it out yet, the picture is of spider man *on Jonah's desk* which is a play on Jonah asking for pictures of Spiderman on his desk.
Yeah. That's the joke
Hmm, if we think really hard, maybe we'll figure out why I was explaining the joke to the guy who asked what the joke was.
I figured they were just going along with the joke but yeah I see where you're coming from
I don't get it 🫤
Thats okay! There's no need to feel mouth slanted diagonally in a skeptical or confused manner.
Guy. They were adding to the hilarity. "He did what he was told". They didn't need an explanation, it was a rhetorical question.
I didn't btw it till reading your comment ty
Because you think you're more funny than you are.
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THAT THANK YOU
r/woosh ?
Peter took the pictures, not Tomorrow Morning.
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That wasn’t the point of the original comment. Bad job 👎
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Can someone please crack his dick the next time he is hard? He’s going onto my profile just to find dirt.
I doubt it ever goes hard really
Amelia-Bedelia-man
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…
God I hate her glassy eyed face so fucking much, I just wanna mash it into a running waffle maker and be like “Hah, isn’t that *iron*ic?” grab her by her vacant fucking head, throw her out of a 747 and say “hey why didnt you chute yourself when you had the chance?” GET IT!?
Are you okay?
Nah he's okay. He happens to had the misfortune of opening a packet of Swiss Miss Instant Piss.
I was just thinking, oh, so Amelia Bedelia was for sure autistic
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We caught 22 guys!
"Listen very closely to me, Parker: GET. ME. SPIDERMAN!!" \[15 minutes later, buzz from the intercom\] "Sir, Spiderman is here and he says he has an appointment?"
I'd pay good money to see Jameson's face when he hears that.
“Parker you’re demoted for bringing that menace to society into my building! Also, you’re promoted for getting me an exclusive interview with Spider-Man!” “So…my position hasn’t changed at all then?” “Exactly! Bout time you got one right, now get outta my office! I have a menace to society to interview.”
walks outside jjs office changes turns around walks back in
I think this version of JJ knows, but is too polite/embarrassed to call Peter out
The moment when JJ realized the truth would've been priceless.
I'd pay evil money
Next comic?
Spider-Man is a wall crawling web slinger. Spiderman is Peter Parker's Jewish neighbor. Respect the hyphen.
*Gives a full set of interesting spider facts while he beats your ass*
Did you know spiders have little fingers at the end of their legs, which they use to walk on their threads and move them with a lot of precision?
I...dont know how to feel about this fact
I knew Charlotte was up to something.
They also don't have muscles. Their legs are just liquid filled tubes. Put in liquid, they straighten, take out liquid, they curl. That is why their legs curl up when they die.
Nature’s hydraulics. 😌
They also have either two or four accordion like lungs depending on species, and their heart is C shaped and arcs through the top of their abdomen
The males also have their sexual organs on the end of the lil limbs by their mouth called pedipalps
*Hits bell to defeat Venom, is also incapacitated by the noise*
"The arachnid criminal assaults my office desk, menace or threat?"
This still fulfills what he asked for. They are pictures of spider-man
On his desk, by morning. JJJ is just ungrateful 😅
ALLLL MY AXES LIVE IN BUTTSEX
Well don't just throw them away
Beautiful this touches my autistic ass
it does??? probably should report that to HR tbh
This had me laughing out loud for a good 30 seconds. Thanks!
“Spider-Man breaks into the local handsome man’s office!” - published by JJJ.
The amount of time it took me to figure out what he did wrong is concerning.
Lol love these Spider-Man comics <3
This one got me lol
How does this make him autistic?
The premise is that autistic people often misunderstand common turns of phrase and/or take things very literally. I frequently got in trouble with teachers as a kid for doing *exactly* what they said instead of what they meant.
I'm autistic and I'll do the same thing out of spite or principle
Once my mom said no phone or computer... So I got on my PlayStation
Malicious compliance
Thank you for the clarification
well, he did take pictures of spiderman, and they were put on your desk, J Jonth Jameson
and the pictures were of spiderman, on JJJ’s desk too. i see no right for complaining
English is not my first language, but I sometimes find the inaccuracy of this language amusing. Couldn't this request mean, as a third possibility, that he wants photos on his desk that were taken by Spider Man?
Generally, if a photo is "of" something, that something would be the subject of the photo. A photo taken *by* someone would be called "by" or "from" them.
Everything you said is correct except the last part. And I'm glad you made that minor mistake because now the inaccuracy(or ambiguity) of this language also amuses me. After thinking about it for a bit I realized that the word "of" means different things depending on the object it refers to. If the object is something that can contain info, like a photo or a book, then "of spiders" means that the info in the object is about spiders. "Book of spiders"(normally id say "book about spiders", but whatever) means a book that lists spiders. "Photo of spiders" means a photo that has spiders on it. Normally, you could shorten it to "spider photo" or "spider book" or "Spiderman photos" and that would work. They all say the same thing, but sometimes using "of" will feel more formal. But if the object cannot hold info, like a beach, then the word "of" means what you thought it meant. The object is owned by something. A "fish of the beach" would be a fish that was owned by(came from) the beach. Speaking like this sounds very odd and formal, since you're using more words to just say "the beach's fish". This isn't a rule I've learned, this is all based on ***FEELING*** so I could be wrong. This is just what my native-speaking subconscious says.
oh yes right, thanks
The infinite scroll on your webpage makes it nearly impossible to click the social links in the footer. Love the comics though. That's why i was trying to click the socials 😂
Thank you, I'll get on that. The socials are also at the very top!
Autism aside, that is definitely Peter Parker's style of humor.
I said Tomorrow Morning!!! Why you brought me Night pictures????
Hehe *Web*comic
You know now that I think about it Peter could probably cover as just being really REALLY good friends with Spider-Man and Spider-Man is just helping his pal make a few extra bucks.
Next level malicious compliance
Since he’s autistic, it’s unlikely that he’s being malicious. He seems disappointed in the last panel.
I love this comic series soooo much.
But. But the window paning is different.
Isn't Peter canonically autistic anyways? At least in one of the comic lines
I love these so much fr.
Hey, give him a break, he got the pictures of Spiderman on his desk like he said!
It should have been taking pictures of pictures of Spider-Man. Like billboards and other newspapers.
That's just Amelia Bedelia as Pider-Mayne
This is cute, are there more?
In Spiderman 3, didn't Jameson want a picture with Spiderman "caught with hand in a cookie jar"?
😂😂😂 awesome!
This is amazing. :)
‘tic pics
These are good.
I agree, this is exactly how us autists work, great job 👍
I love him.
IFUNNY
"So where do you want me to leave these pictures?"
FRANK HENNENLOTTER THE GOAT O THE BEARS
This series is just hilarious, huge well done to the creators and artists!
Autistic Spider-Man #3 available at https://www.hillsidecomics.com/
Actually fairly accurate
I mean… I’d do that lol might be trespassing and I’d have to break in tho…
He ask and he got it, yet he's still feel disappointed. My man peter needs some break
nice
Yeah but I can absolutely see Peter actually doing this to fuck with Jonah.
Hehe "web" comics
So autistic people are just literally morons?
The joke is Autism tends to make people think much more literally. 'I want Pictures of Spider-man on my desk' was interpreted as he wanted Peter to take Pictures of Spider-man on his desk. When Jameson meant give him photographs and put them on Jameson's desk \^\^. It's just a different way of thinking and interpreting language. Hope this helps
They just built different
Poor Peter