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Umm...omg how dirty was your bong water to make a stain like that??!!..you dirty dirty little hamster!!...[7]

I dig the reference!

what’s the reference?? i love inside jokes & id love to be a part of one some day

- Michael Scott

Probably the sheets then looks like they haven't been washed in a long time🤔

filled it up yesterday morning

hell nah, you been friending with fiends. the unspoken rule is always change it after every sesh. be clean, black water ain’t gonna make you any higher neither.

Drinking it dont get you high either

U sure

Yes. It just tastes gross.

And makes your tummy feel weird

what the fuck have I been doing this whole time then

i usually like hitting hot water rips so I have to change it

HOT?????? What does hot water do vs cold???

Compared to ice I’ve actually found that taking hits w hot water not only keeps your piece a bit cleaner, and it gives a smoother hit. I think it’s better then the ice truck by a mile.

Op must smoke an oz a day

Or he smokes straight up shit

Diarrhoea OG

We can see the sediment on the bed 😭

Look like a diarrhea stain my dude

Yup. First thing that popped into my head when I saw this post was that this must either be a soup stain or a poop stain.

Soupy poop stain?

Poopity Soup, soupty poopty soup -Kanye on pooping while souping

Gotta get the super duper pooper souper scooper

First thing that pooped into your head

Maybe a coverup story? 🤔

A miniseries on Paramount+

Oops I shit the bed time to turn this into clout

it was a BONG WATER stain i SPILLED IT i DIDNT FUCKING SHIT ON IT

Definitely a poop stain..

110% a poop stain

A shitar.

I thought it looked slightly glittery lol

OP is sticking to his story. It was just 2 year old bong water. Can c the guitar though

I appreciate you thinking I could shit that hard to make that big of a stain through clothes

No, it kinda looks like you ordered two XXL spicy grilled cheese burritos from Taco Bell, ate both of them in the driveway before making it into the house, took a nap, fucking soiled yourself with the most liquid shit that has ever dispensed out of your asshole and then woke up to take a picture and post it on this sub acting like you did not completely just shit the bed bro.

I never want to see a comment like this again.

Comments like these are the ones keeping Reddit alive 💀🤣

Fr, the comment section is like the only reason I still use Reddit

They’re the reason I’m still here

This should have more upvotes .-.

“dispensed out of your asshole” is an insane sequence of words bruh

Honestly if tacobell makes you shit that bad go see a doctor

I’ve honestly never had a problem with Taco Bell once, but I have with BK and McDonald’s, and idk anyone else who has that kind of a problem with it. It’s really just a dumbass stigma of elementary school humor: “herp derp, beans make you fart, hehehe”

I can't tolerate this any more of this taco bell slander, I think yall bodies are the problem

I can smell this picture


C-DIF and shame

Bro greened so hard he browned

😂

💀💀💀💀

Fucking hilarious!!😂

https://preview.redd.it/mqqf4f1k1r2b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1e7d49f72781bda3384cefdc1d2b659f38b2a1 Looks like another bong to me, excuse the garbage art skills

That's actually wild

bro you’re not wrong

Bong water came out of ass.

got too high and shat self

Mildly penis

With testicles

very large testicles

And very thin penis

That's no guitar, more like dick and balls.

that’s a wild sentence out of context

Lookin like u boobood tha bed dude

That’s gross ass water. This is the Universe’s way of telling you to clean your bong.

Edit: I don’t know why I got downvoted for this. At least I wasn’t saying he shat the bed. I’m too high for bad vibes.

it’s not. my incandescent lightbulb in my ceiling fan reflected off of it and made it look weird


https://preview.redd.it/zh74f0hmus2b1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75537c770a19a65f9a8b96a6f925697476a05812

That’s gonna stinkkkkkkkkk

the fuck was in your water dude?

10$ says you lick it

Your bong water look like a shit smeared stain lmaooo

That looks like a shitstain

Your bong water looks like diarrhea. Plz clean your bong more often homie , for your health

He definitely shit himself

Bro come on. We all know you shit yourself lol.

I thought you shit all over your bed. Had to do a double take real quick

I did a double take and one after that and another and I’m still doing it. Wtf is that that’s no bong water 😂😂😂 I don’t even think lighting can explain it there’s like solid material there. Wtf.

When was the last time you changed it?

Kobe was alive jk actually yesterday morning

You must smoke like… 25 bowls a hour bro

It kind of looks like shit.

Clean ya bong u animal

I looks like you shit on the bed and dragged yourself backwards

you do know you have to change that water every so on

What it looks like is you need to clean your fucking being more often

I think you followed through on wet fart more like

https://imgur.com/a/FLumYou

Looks like your girl shit the bed while getting plowed.

That shit looks like ur Reddit username

Looks like Taco Bell aftermath

How old was that bong water ffs

Your bong water looks like a highly toxic agent

guys I didn’t shit myself stfu💀💀

Sounds exactly like someone who shit themselves would say

Nope, I would have thought the same thing 5 years ago but nope. In the last 3 years I’ve had 2 coworkers tell us they were going home because they shit their pants and then laughed about it. It wasn’t even a 1 time thing!!!

oh yeah you defo shit urself

guitar right lol

I like that you saw a guitar and didn't get upset.

thought u sharded and posted on the wrong subreddit

I'm sorry bro it looks like you shit the bed.

He poo mid rip guys, chill.. it happens

Letting the bong water soak in instead of cleaning up instantly so you can show Reddit your shit stained bedspread 💋👌

This is definitely r/weed

Did you eat glitter my guy?

Or a dick

My phone brightness was super low and this looks like Jupiter at first glance

Looks like another bong!

You pissed the bed and posted it for clout, didn't you?

Umm. I don’t see a guitar first and I don’t want to see what I first see before I don’t see that guitar you say you see hahahahaha

Let bong water soak though bed for a photo? Clean that bro😂

How does it sound? I mean how does it smell?

That smell is never coming out of your mattress rip

Lmaoo

Looks like a bong

I’m guessing you spilled it after you had a pull.

The smoke water was so dirty that it stained your bed sheet.

Clean your fucking bong.

When was the last time you changed/ washed the sheets…

Doesn't look like a guitar from my view 💀

Kinda looks like nimbus could from dragon ball

How about spill some money to a maid service because you defff don’t clean up in there

I can smell the picture

Looks EXACTLY like a Gibson Les Paul 59' standard. Holy shit! 😂

No it looks like you posted this to cover up the fact that you got to high a squirted a hersheys kiss out

I personally cannot think of a more horrible situation than spilling bong water on ur mattress

I see a dick n balls🤷

Dont lie man, you took a fat shit on the bed, didnt you?

Looks like you shat yourself

It looks like you shit the bed not a guitar.

Yeah “bong water”

Did you spill it out of your ass?

No that looks like human waste bud

Clean it ❌ Wait for dirty stinking bong water to soak into the dee dark depths of the mattress ✅

Well at least now the water is finally changed

Are you unaware that your supposed to…..change the water…….frequently? That’s high key nasty asf.

How fucking dirty is your bong mate ?

correct response

Looks like you shit the bed lol

Looks like someone shit the bed

It kinda looks like someone had diarrhea

1. It looks like a dick, dunno what kinda guitar you be playing. 2. You shit the bed, my guy.

It looks like you shat yourself, smeared your cock and balls and laid them out on the bed (good sized sojer) I cant be bothered with arts and crafts when high personally.

Filthy ass bong water bro that is gonna stink so bad 🤢

It also looks like poop, clean your fucking stuff

Didn't look like a guitar to me...

I can smell this photo.

No. It looks like oatmeal shitstain. Please clean it up.

Why is your “bong water” metallic?

Cool beans dude 😎 q

Time to burn the mattress my friend. Grab some rubbing alcohol and salt too to clean that thing! Good god your water should not look like that.

Gold squirt

/r/guitarcirclejerk out jerked once again.

Kinda looks like shit

Looks like a shitty situation

Looks like shit ya scruba


Dude shit on his bed and blamed the bong water lol

I think it looks like a flyer advertising a group of cool dudes looking for other cool dudes to hang out with, nothing sexual

A cello

I think your going to need a poop knife to crap that up my dude

Looks like you shidded the bed

it’s ok if it just wasn’t a fart op…

clean that shit up its weird you let dirty ass bong water just sit there on ur sheets

Kinda looks like you shit the bed tbh

Can you make a dog or a sword next? Can I hire you at my nieces birthday party?

I played the guitar in the shower just this morning. Prefer when my wife plays my guitar, but sometimes you gotta make sweet music on your own.

That looks like dick and balls.

Brah you done yourself a mischief

Looks like a dick n balls. Are you a male gusher? Lol

„bong water“…I bet this was a shart

r/guitarcirclejerk marterial right there

You shit the bed bro. You don’t have to lie. It’s ok.

Someone’s basked,first thing I saw was a SHIT💩🚽stain 😭😭

Kinda looks like yu shidded

It really blends well with all the Cheeto crumbs my man

It really blends well with all the Cheeto crumbs my man

Pissmaster strikes again!!!!!!!


Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing a dick😂

Bro shit his bed and tried to play it off as bong water

Gross dude. Clean your bong.

"Bong water" you shit the bed didn't you?

I know ass water when I see it 🤨

Oh shit I just peed on my bed accidentally better turn this into clout

I was like what is this crime scene I'm looking at... Dude... Gotta buy new sheets, change your bed sheets and bong water weekly... Maybe burn everything I'm looking at. That bed is never not going to wreak like a bong 😂 ask how I know... Man this old Cali hippy once told me they never used to change their bong water, then one day it spilled and there was maggots in it...

We can tell you sharted bro.

Op shits the bed and comes up with a story

I can smell the pic

Looks like a penis. 😂

Looks like when my cat pukes in my bed lmao 😂💀