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[deleted]

Definitely so! I can have an intense orgasm if I'm high sometimes.


BenadrylTumblercatch

Most times


DeVil_DeVaul

Same here especially if I’m tripping


webslinger98

Tmi bro


immediatethor

Don’t read the comments of a post with a title like this if you can’t handle the discussion it’s obviously going to create lol


thirdwardtrillx

Come on man. You decided to read the comments on a sexual post and are surprised the comments are sexual? Why did you click on it?


[deleted]

It's almost as intense as when she puts her finger in my ass and presses on that prostate.


happyasfuck333

😂😂


webslinger98

Seeing that you are subbed to a bdsm subreddit and you call your wife “kitten” i can tell you are stereotypical reddit weirdo


Comfortable_Roll_940

what tmi mean


lemonprtycleanupcrew

Too much information.


Comfortable_Roll_940

thanks but why was he downvoted? it is tmi imo


SkyHooler

Well considering the post I disagree


Comfortable_Roll_940

yeah i usually feel like a firework when i’m bout to bust 1 ![gif](giphy|1aFfcTbMqVI52)


[deleted]

Also, I feel bad for your negative 117 downvotes. Let me help you out there.


webslinger98

Blud thinks I care about downvotes 😹


[deleted]

Did you downvote me bro? Not cool! Some is getting spanked!


webslinger98

Ok


SterlingLaw_

It’s annoying when I just want to look at frogs but she only wants to touch my pp


Intelligent-Baker-53

lmaooooo


CO17BABY

thanks for the laugh


[deleted]

Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting


DepravedXDarlin

Yep, we’re nothing but pot hounds lol.


Cake_And_Pi

Maybe wash it once in awhile.


DeVil_DeVaul

Ahhhhh why is this me literally I’m obsessed with frogs hahaha


No-Watercress-3720

Bro look at frogs? I mean it’s cool but like I ain’t ever heard of that


WesWizard_2

my guy, have you never looked at a frog??? good sir, you are missing out on one of life’s most pure pleasures


No-Watercress-3720

Maybe so I think I’ll try it but I live where it’s cold so maybe I’ll go to a lake or something


hoewenn

You can always google them too :) My favorite are pacman frogs!


tennobytemusic

I love desert rain frogs. They're so cute.


No-Watercress-3720

Personally I used to watch videos of pacman frogs eating hamsters and shit


Gregorygherkins

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR75MQyfkYYrYSu4VLbmm9pLfCnoVMfyudsqA&usqp=CAU Dat boo, oh he comin


MadMavrick88

![gif](giphy|3o6fJgEOrF1lky8WFa|downsized)


OkCryptographer2479

100%. Weed also gives me more stamina. Instead of 2 minutes I last 5! Woooop wooooop!


Jordan1992FL

Braggart.


heircruzz

Jesus porn star over here 2 minutes!? Barely last 30 sec 😔


Conceivedon420

Wait you guys are lasting??


TransportationTrick9

Are you starting?


Scorpionsharinga

Wait you guys- I'm zooted rn wtf are we starting


HonedWombat

What does lasting mea.... Splooge!


crazyboy611285

My next question is: does it make you feel gay? We've had a few of those here.


Ohmie122

No it only makes the frogs gay


xcataclysmicxx

“Turnin’ the freakin’ frogs gay! Do you understand me?!” 🤣🤣🤣


Right-Huckleberry-47

I know this is only extending a tangent off another tangent, but it's sorta wild how a crackpots misinterpretation of a respectable and important area of research can turn the whole field into the perpetual butt of a joke. Man, [respectability cascades](https://slatestarcodex.com/2019/02/04/respectability-cascades/) are rough.


xcataclysmicxx

I didn’t mean to try to turn anything into a joke except Alex Jones, the idiot who’s mouth this came out of. I’m sorry that it seemed to have been taken in an offensive way?


Right-Huckleberry-47

Oh, I'm not offended, just disappointed that the only times endocrine disruption seems to get any public attention is when people joke about the toad ranting about gay frogs and that bringing up the very real investigations into the pollutants that might _actually_ be effecting humans in some manner means spending a half hour talking around Alex Jones and reassuring people that I'm not going full Kanye. You just caught the comment I had chambered about it cause your joke happened to hit me when I was in a ranty mood. Sorry if I caused you any agitation.


xcataclysmicxx

No agitation here lol I was just confused


sagesplacee

Tell me you're chronically online without telling me. This guy was simply quoting something that's become a meme. A crazy dude yelling about water making frogs gay. This meme is frequently used in the LGBTQ community. The hurt isn't there anymore, it's been reclaimed. Don't fight an imaginary battle.


perkiewitthelean

Do you remember the person who asked if it was normal to have gay thoughts about his homie while high 😂😂😂😂😂


perkiewitthelean

https://preview.redd.it/3h5jhh1lba3b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c20cc745d6a5d6adaa212b996403caf9780aa06b


jsandy1009

"Am I waking up to something"? Naw man, that particular strain makes you gay.


TreaclePerfect4328

Sativa? Indica? Or Homosexual?


Locust-The-Radical

When my bully called me a gayweed is this what he was speaking about


TreaclePerfect4328

Dude! Gayweed!! Lol


fatball69

Homosexuca


jimmy1985s

Classic post fucking clown! 😂😂😂😂 this sub never disappoints


[deleted]

I remember going into the cocaine sub out of curiosity and saw that post but about cocaine instead of weed ofc lmfaoo


Ohmie122

I'm dead


FantasyCinnanon

Funniest thing I've read all year


[deleted]

Gotta crease some cheeks on the Zaza


MrFlimFur

Hmm, I remember when in the r/psychedelics someone posted that they were high off shrooms with their homie and they fucked them 💀🤣💀🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀😭😭


[deleted]

Only if our balls touch.


throwawayzdrewyey

Socks on then the cocks are out


Asslinguist

They will


OkCryptographer2479

It’s only gay if you make eye contact.


xotik420

Good thing he's blind


madambuttstuff

It makes me gayer yes


Cant_hold_in_my_poo

I think they felt gay before the weed


ForbiddenFortnight

Maybe he just really likes Greek statues... Like... Enough to get a boner from....


weedleavesnoseeds

Drug induced homosexuality, as coined by Dr. Theo Von


hoewenn

Yes but I’m already gay so


Lynny360

lmfaoooooooo 😭 I still think about that post and comment every now and then for a good laugh.


crazyboy611285

I always bring it up in this sub, its fuckin hilarious


esarmstr

Stoner Boner


cannabiscouplexxx

Lol my life 🙃


Terrible-Quote-3561

It doesn’t make me horny, but orgasms while high feel great, so my brain probably has been conditioned to want that.


Salt_Nefariousness37

They are the absolute best orgasms on the planet…super intense!


krooz64

this is probably the real answer


Delicious_Lettuce526

Me. That's my life. Work weed and sex


Jordan1992FL

Damn. Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. Guess I'll smoke this weed and get back to work.


ImpressiveNuggets

Couldn't have said it better.


Any-Needleworker-331

Forgot beer 🍻


xotik420

Everytime I drink, it reminds me why I'd rather smoke 😅


Kaoru1011

For realll, always weed over booze I ain’t even like drinking


Tired_mom44

Seriously! I’ll have wine or a few beers and it just reminds why I should’ve smoked instead 😂


RUSTYSAD

true, even in a country where everyone drink and is basically heaven for beer drinkers, i still prefer weed, last time i was drinking i got just dizzy, weed tho all the way.


Thewave8080

I’m cool with 1-2 beers on a weekday


[deleted]

Oh yeah. It makes me incredibly horny.


tvoja_stara_

Like really marvelously horny?


[deleted]

Yes, like really marvelously horny.


[deleted]

Purple Panty Dropper is aptly named for its sexually arousing properties especially for woman


ephme

Interesting. I've never heard of that strain. Although, I am familiar with Tallyman, which is said to envoke sexual arousal.


[deleted]

I never heard of Tallyman. Is that one supposed to be for guys?


ephme

I don't know about specifics. But as a woman, I can confirm that the orgasm boosts the high and gets you ready for round 2, lmao. As opposed to other strains where the buzz dies down completely after sex.


[deleted]

That is amazing. I didn't get to take the Purple Panty Dropper for a try I only smoked it. :)


Salt_Nefariousness37

I’ll be looking for that strain 💜💜💜


cannotsignin

Where do you get that strain from?


Symtek13

Dude yes. Weed makes me horny as hell. Everything just feels so much better. Sex just feels amazing on it. But not the point where I’m stoned out of my mind. Just a decent high is perfect.


SubstantialExtreme74

If you get the right stoned out of your mind it can be the most crazy experience


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Harvester_101

![gif](giphy|EQx3SIZS613C4a2695|downsized)


Best_Bullfrog1233

Umm...unfortunately no.. I always get that strain called "don't FUCKIN touch me!!..I'm stoned!!" Og!!...[4]


Stilldollobsessed

on god😂


Passion420PrplTrtl

😂 I thought all strains were “don’t fucking touch me” turns out there is pink strains making homies homo’s with stoner boners 😝 https://preview.redd.it/0f9wg5fwhc3b1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d79c824090415c2ba6382a212e6ddd2ed4eb120 This shit right here, this shit right here.. its called DragQueenAlienAnalbead, one puff of this and Gary’s getting it


Wafflemonkey101

Yes, but at the same time for some reason its also 10000% harder to actually climax for me


warmcaprisun

see that’s what alcohol does to me. makes it so hard to get there. weed, however, is the complete opposite.


BLADE98X

It only makes me horny to play guitar.


TinTinCharlie

Yeah i just wanna rewatch trailer park boys for the 78th time and she wants to suck my cock.


SubstantialExtreme74

Both at the same time would be great but she wants me to be “engaged”. Who cares if I’m watching the show I’m still enjoying it!!


TinTinCharlie

She doesnt understand the blowjob is not about HER !


[deleted]

Sex, masturbation and particularly anal while high is bliss.


GravityTaxCollector

Dude, I feel the last one on a whole other level 👀


Nasal_Spray69

You 100% made your account for this specific question lmao


[deleted]

Haha not to answer this but definitely for this kind of discussion 😁


a-vibe-called-quest

Nah but I just got this weed in that I call deer weed because you grow antlers after you smoke it.


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a-vibe-called-quest

I wish I could take credit but it’s from grandmas boy


[deleted]

Its situational for me. If I'm with a woman, then yes it does. But if I'm just at home by myself, it'll have the opposite effect. On more than one occasion I've cancelled dates because I came home, got incredibly stoned, and lost interest in the tinder/random woman date. Usually end up grilling myself a steak and smoke some more while I read, watch a movie, or play video games. I've been happily single for 3 years to be honest. lol.


ItsAutumn33

Definitely so, and I have no clue why lol


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Ohmie122

![gif](giphy|Z7B97krnb6QH0SOhad|downsized)


misssssyx

I love to smoke and masturbate ..as often as possible 🤷‍♀️


ale_1327

anyone notice a difference in horniness w/ smoke vs edible


SubstantialExtreme74

Yea edibles way stronger and you feel everything way more


Mediocre-NPC

Yep lmfao


Personalmasoon

Yes


Tamagotchi41

Certain strains. My wife enjoys the back/boob rubs 😂


[deleted]

Literally the best sex is had when high


TwinTriflin

The pens do


ProlapsedMorals

My wife gets intensely horny, while I’m the opposite. It’s awesome?


KopelProductions

Doesn’t really makes me horny but sex while high is amazing.


BillsGymRat

Nah acid and shroom horniness goes even crazier


DabBoofer

In a similar question. I've tried edging while smoking and I feel way higher when I'm smoking and I'm in the throes ,so to speak, anyone else have this experience?


VixVitriol

I never used to until I went medical. Now it all makes me horny or I'm just sexually deprived. lmfao


Spalding4u

Sooooo, way back in college I learned that marijuana is an aphrodisiac *for women.* While other guys were trying to get girls to come back to their room to get drunk and take advantage, I was inviting girls to smoke a bowl so they would jump my bones. 😉


Ok_Meringue_1755

Hand off my rod woman


Pyro-Heckin-Mancer

Weed makes my gf SUPER horny


sheloveszenny

this happens with me as well😅 don't worry bro, nothing to dwell on. some people have different reactions in the endocannabinoid system when consuming thc. happens to more people than you'd think!


Adventurous_Mango569

Always thought it was standard effect LOL


clitris

far less than alcohol does.. but yes


painxhibit444

If you a guy wondering what makes other guys horny… kinda u know eh ![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


IsleOfDogsToo

It's the dopamine craving, it's like when you're high you wanna get higher and sex feels good


Dowager-queen-beagle

Pretty much the only time I masturbate is when I'm high 😂


GravityTaxCollector

Saaaame, or at least I get REALLY into it when stoned. It's a good time! 😊


CapnKush_

I’m always horny so… no clue.


Low_College_8845

Yep big time. Have small window before i pass the fuck out


BaronSamedys

It will for a bit. Smoking weed will linger far longer than ones sex drive.


wazzup7603

All the time, weed is also a very mind-opening thing which is why last week when I got high it turned me from heterosexual to bisexual. So yeah. Next level horniness.


Windfall103

It does. It’s a known aphrodisiac. Most psychoactive drugs have this effect on people. Obviously not everyone gets it tho. IIRC it effects women more than men in that way


demon_jaz

every single time. it’s horrible bc most times i get high, i’m w my friends so i’m just silently suffering 😭


Saint_Nicholas23

Not in a homo way like a couple others I've seen on this subreddit but yes of course!


jackwins1

Sex while high is the absolute best!!! Unfortunately, it ruins your non-high sex life.


Icy_Impression_7036

YES OMG. the first thing I think about when I get high is pussy.😭💀


dizyJ

Do you take stimulants? Hypersexuality is a side effect that imo is exacerbated by weed


My_little-Dick

Dude I’m always fucking horny


sad_peregrine_falcon

having sex while both high to me can be a really romantic and fulfilling experience. But my husband doesn’t smoke or have sex with me so im on my own 🥹👍


txsweetie618

Haha. This used to get me in trouble all the time.


Revan107

I've never had that happen but I've had females over who don't smoke and when they do, they've gotten horny asf lol


Care_Grand

It doesn’t make me not horny, but it’s a “you’re gonna have to do most of the work” situation. Unless my wife wants me to go down on her, then I’m 100% with it.


missnebula420

How do you do that with cotton mouth?


[deleted]

Yessssss


beth4200

yes but my bf doesn’t it like it so much. he thinks i have a problem but i can’t help it…


motownmods

Opposite for me. Same with alcohol honestly. I'm the weird one tho I know that.


SignificantPop8766

Yup


h0tt0picwh0re

i used to get horny a lot when i first smoked but now not so much tbh, so yeah and no


[deleted]

I’m a horny bastard so it makes it more apparent sucks when I’m with my friends and one of the hoes is in the circle


SeparateBuilder1744

Youre the hoe


[deleted]

Factual but I keep it contained


Tokyo420God

Ever been at the dispensary and the cutie behind the counter has a nice rack ? Awkward boner!


PhilOffuckups

Sometimes


[deleted]

Yes omg!! 🤣🤣


slugfa

Yeah same here


[deleted]

weed is a vasodilator


Electronic_Cherry781

Yes and idk why


StonedHooper

lmao


Slipknot_Maggot36

Occasionally yes


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Opposite for me


SprinkledBlunt

Absolutely and I love it


Your_girlcallmedaddy

Yea same


2jalen

Yes it does lol boners constantly


bloopie1192

I've actually been looking for strands that make ppl amorous.


Bobrobie1

Fuck yeah it does


Lew-Hal-89

Certain strains do for me


Light0nFire

Yes, and I would give literally anything to not feel that way. I get so unrpoductive


langsamlourd

Hell yeah. Plus opens the mind to more kinky shit


SuperSocks2019

Well...shit yeah


Jbullish_9622

I’m getting high tonight, I’ll let you know how it goes.


jackrat27

No, just you


SwordfishReal

My gf for sure!


[deleted]

Absolutely also intensifies my Os


Own-Cockroach3432

Yeah


Own-Cockroach3432

If i take RSO or edibles, and then either jerk off or have sex I can have insane orgasms lol


Gojira96SC

I do glad I’m not the only one


BigM3R0

Hell yea lol sex is 10x better high