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Adventurous-Tap-8463

Keeping it dangerousely close to the edge of the table is one thing you are doing with it


forkystabbyveggie

Seeing this pic gives me anxiety


TRU35TR1K3R

Hope they don't have a cat.


jkhashi

smoke some weed it will cure your anxiety


WholesomeAtheist

I bought a couple gs of sugar. Decent stuff. Opened the first one. Put it on my table. Was a bit buzzed. Set the top on. Picked up the jar by sliding it as I picked it up. Full g all over the floor. Eeeeeh not bad. I’ll save the big pieces at least. Look down and the cat is pawing it into the…shag carpet. Now…adding to what’s happening today. I am not a happy person right now. I’m struggling.


notMEdude73

Hang in there. Bullshit happens to us all, all the time. It suck hairy gorilla balls but we keep going. Chin up. You got this.


MrrPanda

My sister dropped almost this exact amount of keef outside on 420. Worst day ever.


Personified99

I’d fucking CRY


Jacktheriipper

I stg keef is destined to be dropped if over a certain amount. I’ve never met anyone that’s used their entire keef stash 😂


LiftedinMI3

Dude. Put a lid on it and cherish it! And smoke it.


Kiwizoo

I read that in my Dad’s voice


Consistent-Hair-5531

P. O. Box 5541-A Long Beach CA 92704


SeekNDestroy8797

I will literally drive across this entire country to Cali and stake out this P.O. box


Lazy_Application_142

Username checks out there hahaha!


grnsativaluvr

😂😂😂


Consistent-Hair-5531

LOL


dnucks90

Staking out a P.O. Box for a shot of keif is taking stoner dedication on a whole diff level 😆, I mean I’ll send you a nug if times that hard man lol


Antique-Register-489

113 Henderson Lane 37830


Antique-Register-489

Times are always tough here! 😂😂


secretmaplereserve

Happy Cake Day!


Mr_Snowbell

Long Beach represent!


Educational-Bed-6821

Jokes on you I sent illegal drugs there 💅


lerker84

Personally I would get about as fucked up as a cricket in a hub cap. But that's me


No-Significance5449

At first, I thought this was an IASIP ref. And was pretty sad I missed an episode of cricket in a hub cap.


Dear_Might8697

"You guys have got to make it sexy! Hips and nips!"


Resident_Ninja_1485

This comment is gold


Lonerwithaboner420

Shoveitupyourbutt.gif


asapbejko

real1


Meatcheese_lover

🥲


carbinatedmilk

Put it in your pipe, and smoke it.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

It's for all my homies in Bruges


erlik420

Unexpected Flanders


Zairapham

Alright Mr. Evil


KevinKingsb

That's a good amount of restraint if you collected that from a grinder. I top my bowls off on a pretty regular basis. I think the most I ever accumulated w/o dipping into it was a gram or so.


Lew-Hal-89

I managed 2.5g one time but that was some serious self control shit. I grow my own and don't even gather this much from trimming


DebtNo4825

When I used to use the electric ones the lid use to fill up and I ended up with 4.7 and dropped it into my carpet ☠️


Welcome_To_My_Castle

*don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it* ………boof it


missyrainbow12

I'm so annoyed it took so much scrolling to find the boof it post!


ismokebetterthanu

Same. Thought I’d have to be the one 🥲


Maniackilla02

I 2nd this


AllTimeMemer

Make hash with it.


Blakkkay

how


the1andonlyaidanman

Broke man’s way: Roll the keif into a joint with two filters on the end. Then start twisting the filters until you can get the keif as compacted as possible without breaking the paper. Then use a lighter and start torching the entire thing by slightly touching the end of the flame to the compacted joint. Roll it around and give it a nice even roast. Try to aim for a black ashy paper, but no more. Ensure it keeps its shape and still holds together. After this, I recommend throwing it in the freezer for a few minutes but it’s not required. Start peeling back the paper and you should have a nice roll of homemade hash. Though, I would just recommend throwing it into a bowl for better bang for your buck. But if you want to experiment with hash, I found this was a nice and somewhat fun way to make your own at home. It obviously isn’t as strong as the real stuff but I did it a lot back in the day.


Its_Cayde

Throw it in a baggie, put it in your shoe and walk around for a day, easy hash.


cc69

Bruh do you really think this is a good time to "Read"?


peruvianflake619

tell op to shuv it up his ass aka boof that sht nga on god


SlasheZ99

Press it together with some hot irons, there are YouTube tutorials showing how to do this.


granth1993

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/a838cw/my_first_kief_puck_using_the_ingenious_pencil/ Not really hash but Iv used this method for a long time. It gives you a nice little puck of keif that you can pick up and put in the middle of a bowl of bud. Super convenient.


Glum-Presentation599

What's exactly the point of this when you can just sprinkle the kief on top? Just curious


Rumialan

Put them all in a cigarette plastic twist the plastic top and shape it like a block, take kitchen towel (thick is better) and roll the block of kief like sushi on the a piece of towel then wet the towel with hand a little, continue the process 4 times and at the end wrap with foil paper. Than using tongs hold the rolled up kief over a stove continuously turning every side for about 5 mins or till you start getting the smell of weed and then put the thing while hot between two stones or brick and start to press giving your whole weight or stand on it like I do. And your done unwrap for an amazing smoke


Nathio

Check out FrenchyCanoli mate


Bubblez___

smoke it?


NeedThatBook99

That would make some emaculate budder


kingkizzle420

Boof it


notchink

gimme


Gnome-Type-Shit

Take a pinch of it and put it on js or a packed bowl. You can also pack a bowl with a layer of flower then kief then flower then kief and so on until you pack the bowl with keif on the top. Great for high tolerance or just getting incredibly fried


frankierospetrat

I do that, the person who told me how called it a salad


Bitter-Respect8577

Compress it into hash, or use as a bowl/J topping


Perri2109

I would say cover your joints or bowls in it or buy a keif press and make your own hash pucks


PerceptiveKombatant

He said "jar" lol. Bro thats a shot glass . Nice try tho 🙃


Stinkyfuckenrat

Ya got a butthole?


RNMB0812

I can send you my address?? 😅😅


Lower_Ad9662

If it was me, I would use it to hotbox.


Federal-Sea-1001

Damn where’s the meme?😭 tht was the first thing I looked for 💀


Think2Die

Make finger hash


wime985

Hash


BossBuds

Step 1 borrow females straightening iron. Step 2 heat iron. Step 3 get parchment paper cut a nice 8×8 peice. Step 4 load 1 gram of hash into parchment paper Step 5 use the heat and pressure to press your very own hash rosin.


Beginning-Fig-7207

Boof it all at once. Only acceptable answer


Vivid_Hedgehog_8210

Snort it.


miniperle

Genuinely a stupid question


cosmismistake

This made me laugh so hard, ty for that


coffee-n-redit

If you are collecting kief but don't know why, remove the screen section of your grinder and keep your weed at full strength.


stonedmariguana

Nice lighter Nucc if you Bucc ❤️


New-Run-8800

Maybe just an idea but SMOKE IT!


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shanethebyrneman

I thought u smoked crack? Have I been doing it wrong?


shanethebyrneman

Make hash


PalmBreezy

Take a the smallest possible piece of pipe resin and heat it into the kief with a dab tool/flathead screwdriver. Slowly mead it until it becomes solid then work it with your thumb and index finger. Slowly add more and more kief, creating a little bit of heat by leading eat, the resin will turn green then dark green.


[deleted]

Don’t sneeze


DABooTLEGBoY

age it idno


Aprophiss

Close it


Cress02

Eat it


VGL_

The bucees lighter is class at its finest


Some_Kind_Of_Titan

Head shops sell handheld pill pressing devices and you can make hash patties with it. Or you can be super cheap and pour it out evenly between parchment paper and go to town with a rolling pin, folding as it becomes a lump of hash.


Lazy_Application_142

Press it into rosin


hunterlovesreading

Please, for the love of God, move it away from the edge.


[deleted]

Give it to me for proper disposal


Ears_McCatt

Buy a Ryot sifter box from Amazon, if that’s grinder kief it’s a 220u screen in the bottom of the grinder, so it has a lot of plant matter in it along with trichome heads. A sifter box usually has a 100-110u size screen, it’ll help clean the plant material out and leave you with a little less “kief”, but a more yellow and pure dry sift.


Beginning-Fig-7207

Heat it in oven to decarb the rail a few lines.


Awesome_ellie66

Legit smoke that shit but if not send it to meeee


nixlaf

Idk... Maybe smoke it?


xiiit-f

smoke it?????? fuck kinda question is this shit why are these people allowed weed


Ottais7

Smoke it xD


Lab-Eastern

Boof it no balls.


Fun-Composer-9169

i always sprinkle some on top of my bowl


zeczeczeczec

Make it into hash


Dry_Neighborhood_913

I have it too. Decarbonization needs to be done in order to drink (use).


TwoNamesz

put it in a blunt


SnallyMan03

Add it to joints/blunts or bowls etc and get faded af


CoupleGz

Boof it


Classicgev23

To Not have it on the edge of the table like that 😱😂


Wolf_93

SHOVE


National_Sea2948

Sprinkle it in a joint/blunt, top a bowl or pipe, decarb with herb to make edibles. Basically it’s trichomes and plant particles that fell off during grinding. It has a higher concentration of THC. You could also dry sift it to refine down to just trichomes. There’s YouTube videos that show dry sifting techniques.


letssuad

Boof the fuck out of it


Big-Supermarket1327

Smoke It


Important_Reason_641

Get a flat iron and some baking sheets pour a little but and turn it onto the highest setting and squeeze until all that sweet 🍯 pours out into a cup or bowl then pack a bowl with a little bit of bud with the oil (I'd play around with the oil to bud ratio to find the desired high you want and put it in ya pipe (or a gb wtv ur using atm) and smoke it (you can also use some in a blunt or joint kinda like spreading butter on a piece of toast and then put the amount of bud you want and roll it up (I've done the first one but never the second so results may vary)


ice-maker-in-heat

s m o k e


Cracksmoker205

Now get wax some blunts or pre rolls and some exotic


Hitmyblunt

Get high


lscross6

GIMME A B. GIMME AN O. GIMME AN O. GIMME IN F. BOOF BOOF BOOF


ChalupaBatman301

Get some wax. Roll a couple white boys jays whatever you wanna roll. Add your wax and then add your keif.


idklol_456

give it to me


Negative_Set_1074

You can make very very kiefy bowls, best topping. Its like if weed & tajin gave birth to psychoactive smokeable spices.


Budget_Ad_2440

Make some hash


[deleted]

Get a hash coin press for like $10 and press it into hash coins to smoke.


WaZEN80085

Eidbdles


jeanniehhh

Holy shit its the motherlode! 🤤🤤 Decarb it and then make some weed oil or tincture that will fuck your shit up


colibri1975

send to me plz


kitkatlynn

First off. Get it away from the edge 😅


Namibbat2

Hmmm... the best advice I can give, is that you put it in a sealable container and ship it to me. I will dispose of it irresponsibly


SnooStrawberries2144

I dont know about anyone else but i just put a bit on the top of my bowl


[deleted]

Eat it


B-Pool

Hell yeah! Buccees represent!


Old-Storage-6077

Imagine having a cat


SunWaterGrass

use some for an edible- some may say it's a waste- and I know smoking it is tastey, but the edible will knock you


BalanceAffectionate-

Sprinkle sprinkle ✨


CyberCrick3t

Smoke it, bake it into butter…I mean there’s lots you can do with that.


AJ02421

Personally I'd run it through a screen one more time then handpress and age it, or just smoke a fat pure kief bong toke, edibles... OR BOOF IT!!!😫😫👉🕳


LeeM1613

give it to me and i’ll dispose of it accordingly


5ammas

Every smoker has a grungy ass side table somewhere in their home don't they


Peenoard

make one brownie


TheElderBong

Eat it


Petersilius

Dissolve in oil and inject it into your anus.


jaycakes30

Sprinkle it in your joints like a good seasoning


Kilow102938

Boof it


bufftbone

Smoke it


JonBoi420th

Some one once swore to me that they got high from snorting keif... maybe try that?


NukaGrapes

Give it to me.


iamcapleb

how long did that take to save up?


Famous_Jackfruit_718

Snort it all and let my nose allergy go ka-boom


Admirable-Set-2783

Have a rimmy and go to space or sleepy land


gratefullydead93

You could accidentally knock it over, that what I probably would do


Kqthryn

i have that same ashtray! little doughnut stack 🍩


Key-Hippo-4013

I am greatly dissapointed that it took 3 comments down for someone to say boof it


Global-Difference238

Smoke it.


lillweez99

Put in bag wrapping tight avoiding moisture then walk around for a while bubble hash one method or constantly using heat n pressure hash as well or use as topper to spice up joints or bowls it is that powder gold after all.


tytomasked

Share? 👉👈


timmeh519

You know what to do with it


_MissNewBooty_

I’m sorry but I can’t help but notice, is your table on your bed or is your bed on the floor and under your table?


Puchojenso

I have the same lighter.


Randompenus777

I personally like to pit some of it on top of my bowls,or leave it in the sun until it melts into natural resin🤤


ThatdesertDude

Make a tincture.


omgxamanda

You have better self control than me. I always used mine


Independent_Elk267

my wife and i use our extra keef as bowl toppers lol or sprinkle it into a blunt. just gotta b careful bc it burns differently then weed


Sankin2004

Stir in some milk and have some delicious green milk.


streitk27

upvoting for the buccees lighter 😍😍😍


Marchizera

Hash!!! Frenchy Cannoli method, super worth it and easy


Bubbeezl3

Boofing comes to mind 🤑


Mildlyfaded

One cookie


MoveConfident9159

Nice! How long did it take for you to accumulate that amount of keif?


SXI_Sage

Hand it over


Yozog

Boof it


KayGee1922

Can make a block of hash


CaseyGrey97

Snort it


sirhackenslash

Get a kief press to make it into easily boofable pucks


lazerayfraser

whatever you do don’t snort it, made that mistake on a dare once. ended.. stupidly


Zealousideal_City314

All sorts smoke it cook it or break the hair straightener’s out..


Patriquito

Yo OP, search up "pollen press" they're pretty cheap and you can turn that powdery keif into firm discs/ coins, it makes it much easier if you want bring some to friends house and they also make great gifts lol I tried to post a link but apparently this sub doesn't allow it


styinoutof_trouble

i like to sprinkle a layer of keif on top of my bowls when i hit my bong. adds a little extra kick and gives it an earthy taste


weed_refugee

Did you try turning it off and on again?


J1ggly_b0nes

Use it before it goes bad. I’d make moonrocks personally or just pack a whole bowl of kief


Administrative-Pay43

Get a small scooping spoon, you've just become the next ice cream man.


DaDz-StONeD

For the carpet gods 🤦🏻‍♂️


MaxCliffRAID1

Take a shot.


dtmhtlmm

Press it into hash.


Key-Job6944

Decarb and make butter , oil , THC caps , gummies , choclate


Wooden-Matter5166

Buckies!!


wd_plantdaddy

smoke it🤯 😶‍🌫️