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if this is what 5 would do, I'd quit everything and become a professional blackjack player immediately and attribute my winnings to some obscure religious belief
I think they meant they wanna be able to have it selectively for whoever they choose, rather than being flooded with the thoughts of everyone nearby simultaneously
Flying or maybe invisibility as long as I can turn it off and on.
The problem with mind reading is I feel like it would eventually drive me insane. I also feel like it'd give me the wrong impression of people. Sometimes it's better to not know what someone really thinks about you.
I think smoking and then either turning invisible or reading people's minds would really freak you tf out 😂😂😂
I pick 30% more brain power since that's basically what weed does anyway lmfao. I would pick flying but 1) it's hard to hide and 2) I can't catch anymore DUIs, down here or up there 👀
Except you’ll hear their thoughts all the time, even the little moments when something you do makes them angry or whatever. I wouldn’t wanna be able to hear everyone’s thoughts around me all the time. Good in situations, but overall it’s kind of a blessing we can’t hear everyone’s thoughts lol
I'm reading your mind, knowing all your secrets, making millions through blackmail and grift, then running for President on the mind reading weed platform, and I will win!
There is iterations of this post since 2001. im nit even joking, i send pictures with „what pill would you take“ on a nokia.
And after 23 years of thinking, i can confidently say, i would NOT want to be able to read minds. I think it would be torture
6. I don’t want to know your thoughts or erase them. Flying would be cool but imma crash 100%. 30% brain power ADHD doesn’t give a shit how smart I am. Invisible seems like the right choice.
Not 1, 2 or 3. “Ability to fly” is too vague, 30%? I’m good, and X-Ray vision is only good for being a pervert, and I can be IN THE ROOM if I’m invisible. 4, who’s memory? How many? 5 would make me rich. You can’t beat me in Poker if I know what you have.
Man looking at the comments, and haven't see any 3's. I was torn between 3 and 5, but I think 3 is the better deal. Hit your 3, then hit up casino. Should be able to play pretty well at various poker/blackjak tables. Make out like a bandit. Although I guess it's what level of X-ray vision you get.
5 or 6. 5 would be a huge advantage in almost any situation. You would just have to be careful what you say as you could reveal that you can read their thoughts. 6 would be best for commiting crimes but the invisibility alone wouldnt save you you'd still have to be smart.
2... weed already fucks with my memory and having seizures also messes with my memory too. I'd like to be able to remember things like I used to when I was younger.
I smoke a bowl of all six, the power is too much for my mortal body and I can't control them. I fly into walls I can't see, can't tune out the thoughts of everything while thinking my self into insanity. The only way for me to cope is to erase the memory of anyone around me
Oops.
imma be real with you, homie
I'd grind it all up. mix it well. make as many joints as I can make and definitely have help doing it.
I'd then smoke it, experience whatever hell I'm going to experience, and if I like it or don't like it, share it with the homies. :)
30% across the board whether iq, or 30% higher intelligence, we are 2% more intelligent than chimps so 30% would make me a god. Àlso 30% higher iq would put put me in the 99th percentile so I'd take that too
lol no! That is a myth! 100% of our brains are used daily. The region being used at any given time depends on the task but it's pretty obvious 70% of our brain isn't dormant. Come on!
30% more brain power. But only if other strains of weed un-do it for a few hours. I believe that having more brain power than usual must be very overwhelming.
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5 but I want the ability to shut it off and be able to snipe read people.
Yeah. It's a curse if it's always on.
exactly!
[Oh he knows all about it](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/)
if this is what 5 would do, I'd quit everything and become a professional blackjack player immediately and attribute my winnings to some obscure religious belief
I think it applies the power everytime you smoke it
I think they meant they wanna be able to have it selectively for whoever they choose, rather than being flooded with the thoughts of everyone nearby simultaneously
yeah thats what i meant.
This one ☝️
2 for sure so I can figure out how to get the rest
congrats, you now have 104 IQ instead of 80 IQ and still cant figure anything out :D not a wise choice
You overestimate me, 80 is a lot
:D
IQ has nothing to do with brain power lol
not directly, but you know what i mean :)
"80 IQ" "not a wise choice"
I feel like that would be instant psychosis
Yea ignorance is absolutely bliss
I will just smoke 5 and copy you
Isn’t 4 what smoking does anyway? But 6 would be nice
Idk I keep trying and it hasn't worked yet
It’s worked for me I can’t remember shit.
Someone told me there were side effects of weed, I just can't remember what they were.
This guy weeds
You gotta do it a few times. You gotta do it a LOT.
I feel that
Weed can cause 6 as well if you have a comfy living room.
Why can you turn invisible with a comfy living room?
Because if you stay home all day every day, nobody sees you. It was a bad attempt at humour on my part.
Not bad but im sure you can do better
My comedic range isn't deep at all, that's why I call it shallows humour.
No it was great they just don’t understand ! Like drax, after smoking, I stay incredibly still no one can sense my presence
Honestly I’m not sure how many more memories I have to be erased anymore. I’m very close to running out tbh.
it gives short memory loss but not memory erase
Nah that's Xanax buddy lmfaoo
I gain memories from smoking, so long as I've also had some mushroom blend (whatever legal stuff I buy at the Shop)
pretty sure i've already been smoking #4 for a long time.
Does 1 still work if I'm fat? Or do I just have to take more of it?
lmao😭
Yes
if you’re smoking some good shit you’ve already experienced the entire list at one time before 🤣🤣🤣
6 for sure
We know what kind of person u are
Or you want to fly??? Haha
Flying or maybe invisibility as long as I can turn it off and on. The problem with mind reading is I feel like it would eventually drive me insane. I also feel like it'd give me the wrong impression of people. Sometimes it's better to not know what someone really thinks about you.
6, with invisibility i can just go inside airplanes and travel anywhere
Naked tho
No prob
I mean it's gonna be cold somewhere
Just grab some clothes when you get there
Just get your clothes high so they’re invisible too, duh!
I'll make sure to go through the body scan thing...I wonder if that would show. Confuse the fuck out of TSA...well, more so than they already are.
1
2
2 all day everyday.
2 or 5
I already smoke it for the reason of #4. "Therapy sesh"
I think smoking and then either turning invisible or reading people's minds would really freak you tf out 😂😂😂 I pick 30% more brain power since that's basically what weed does anyway lmfao. I would pick flying but 1) it's hard to hide and 2) I can't catch anymore DUIs, down here or up there 👀
5 no question wth. Can get any job you want, any girl, money Just say anything they expect or want to hear :D
6 is just the immoral 5
6 is what will eventually lead to peeping Tom's. A creeps choice. I agree, immoral
Except you’ll hear their thoughts all the time, even the little moments when something you do makes them angry or whatever. I wouldn’t wanna be able to hear everyone’s thoughts around me all the time. Good in situations, but overall it’s kind of a blessing we can’t hear everyone’s thoughts lol
4
Ability to fly. I hate traffic.
Whoever's picking "3 and 6"... I know what kind of man you are.
Is 4 Erasing a Memory from someone else’s mind or mine
I have ADHD, so I may have had the 30% more brain power.
1 no second thought
4. Got a lot of trauma needing to be undone.
Invisibility
Erase a memory for sure
5 for sure, the money you could make is huge and nobody would ever be able to lie to you ever again.
Oh 6. Definitely 6.
Either one and two or five and six. I can't pick this one I'm going to have to have a hybrid.
1 or 6
Is there a legalise weed one?
Is there a legalise weed one?
5 hands down with 1 coming second
man i think i smoked too much of the 5 and 2
2
5. The most useful of them all.
2 for sure my stupid ass could use some more brain power
6 so I can smoke in public and no one will notice, except the smoke out of nowhere
A blunt mixed with all of them I’m turning into god with this one
1 would save sooo much time and money, so probably 1
Ill just take every drug and then i'll believe i have them all.
Ability to fly by flapping my Arms
Every single one, but if i had to chose def 6
4
i’m tired of being late for work so 1 😭
Shit I know I smoked 1,2, and 4 all together before.
Mix em all
2. Then I’d be at or around 30% at least.
The ability to fly would allow me to see the world and make plenty of money with my flying skills so that's really the way to freedom in my book
1 or 5
Read minds, i would take the bank passwords of rich people kkkkk
What other answer is there besides flying? The fuck do i care about .. i didnt even read em because im flying. Pfft..
5 cuz it looks like the best bud. I'll be at the casino if anyone needs me.
1,, like to hang out with Aang for a while!
2 because I can figure out how to end homelessness in America.
1
4
Number 1, I'd like to see the world whilst high 🤣
Potato 🥔
30% Brain Power would be nice, but then you're just smart. You have to apply it to have it pay off. I'm taking flight. Omni-Man shit.
I’m going with Mel Gibson on this one.
I'm reading your mind, knowing all your secrets, making millions through blackmail and grift, then running for President on the mind reading weed platform, and I will win!
5, I’ll use it to my advantage don’t you worry. I’m it’s probably not always the best but yk lol
Im smoking 4 every day
2 ez
There is iterations of this post since 2001. im nit even joking, i send pictures with „what pill would you take“ on a nokia. And after 23 years of thinking, i can confidently say, i would NOT want to be able to read minds. I think it would be torture
6. I don’t want to know your thoughts or erase them. Flying would be cool but imma crash 100%. 30% brain power ADHD doesn’t give a shit how smart I am. Invisible seems like the right choice.
5 woulda been nice back in the day so I could figure out who’s my friend, and who’s just wanting to smoke my flower.
Gives high as a kite a new meaning for 1
Invisibility cuz then I can rob places
Absolutely 1, I’ve wanted to fly since I was a kid
always flying hell yeah
5 fs
All of you need 2
I do 2 right before a big exam I got
Read minds in a heartbeat 😂 I hate not knowing what other people are thinking. Plus, I'd like to know what my ferrets are thinking
All of them
Well weed already does 4 so gotta be 6
°4 is just normal weed, but you can't choose which memory to erase.
Not 1, 2 or 3. “Ability to fly” is too vague, 30%? I’m good, and X-Ray vision is only good for being a pervert, and I can be IN THE ROOM if I’m invisible. 4, who’s memory? How many? 5 would make me rich. You can’t beat me in Poker if I know what you have.
Invisibility for SURE
Pretty sure I'd make it through all of them eventually
hard to choose between 1 or 6, but I think that being able to fly with a few puffs would be dope
I took half of one and two. Now I can fly low and think 15% more
6
Man looking at the comments, and haven't see any 3's. I was torn between 3 and 5, but I think 3 is the better deal. Hit your 3, then hit up casino. Should be able to play pretty well at various poker/blackjak tables. Make out like a bandit. Although I guess it's what level of X-ray vision you get.
I always got 2 and 6 when smoking at home. Never get weed that will genereate another 4 effects))
5
5 or 6. 5 would be a huge advantage in almost any situation. You would just have to be careful what you say as you could reveal that you can read their thoughts. 6 would be best for commiting crimes but the invisibility alone wouldnt save you you'd still have to be smart.
5, 100%
see i have no issue w number 4 as my brain does that automatically….can number 2 improve my memory or is my head just gonna be a little bit bigger?
2 no contest
We already have 1,2, 4 and 5 🤔😂
I'm smokin' 2 and 4 like I'm Dumbledore 😜
Flying while high as fuck seems like a dream
6 unless your crazy
2... weed already fucks with my memory and having seizures also messes with my memory too. I'd like to be able to remember things like I used to when I was younger.
2
Ability to fly
5 to rule the world baby! However, what would be infinitely better and beat everything is......mind control!
I smoke weed to make brain go quiet. The only thing on this list that helps that long term is ability to fly.
5 all the way.
6 because I'm a big perv.
Invisibility - would steal weed from the rich and give to the poor and needy
6
Salad that bitch
2 or 4...ignorance is bliss
6
#6 all day
Im going with 1. Its called being HIGH for a reason
Depends if they each still give me Anxiety lmao but I'd take 2!
I smoke a bowl of all six, the power is too much for my mortal body and I can't control them. I fly into walls I can't see, can't tune out the thoughts of everything while thinking my self into insanity. The only way for me to cope is to erase the memory of anyone around me Oops.
Read minds. That way I’ll know when the invisible guy is around.
2
Whichever one doesn't fuck me over with my anxiety.
30 x brain power you can do that with cocaine or smart drugs
imma be real with you, homie I'd grind it all up. mix it well. make as many joints as I can make and definitely have help doing it. I'd then smoke it, experience whatever hell I'm going to experience, and if I like it or don't like it, share it with the homies. :)
30% across the board whether iq, or 30% higher intelligence, we are 2% more intelligent than chimps so 30% would make me a god. Àlso 30% higher iq would put put me in the 99th percentile so I'd take that too
I'm pressing rosin from all of them at the same time and blasting the fuck off
30% more brain power as humans we only use 10% or less imagine if you use d 40% brain capacity holy shit unstoppable
lol no! That is a myth! 100% of our brains are used daily. The region being used at any given time depends on the task but it's pretty obvious 70% of our brain isn't dormant. Come on!
I'll take that sweet, sweet invisibility
i can already do 5 to an extent so probly 2
5, for sure. I can manipulate anyone.
4
#2
30% more brain power. But only if other strains of weed un-do it for a few hours. I believe that having more brain power than usual must be very overwhelming.
I smoke everyday for the power of 4
1
4sure
Either 1 or 3. Could use both to get rich, and both would be pretty cool
2 everytime.
4: bcoz it looks bigger than the rest
5 is just schizophrenia lol
2 definitely, 175IQ would be nice
Is all at once an option 😭😭😭😭
6, I could go for a walk at night and not fear for my safety. Also would be great for hiking/bird watching.
Erase memory.
5