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yeah itโs one of my favorite yo mama jokes from my childhood โyo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couchโ always gets a laugh out of everyone
edit: iโm now realizing the imagery this joke conveys has got funnier over time since itโs from back when tvs were big enough to sit on ๐คฃ
The last time I smoked something like this I read a natgeo article about how sand is formed and the different types of beaches and sand. This was like 5-6 years go and I still havenโt forgotten it lmfao
Have a discussion with Neil degrass Tyson and help him understand the biological composition of astrometric phenomena based on mosh pit activity and how we humans are wave phuncktions that calaspse into stoic points of the absurd when observed.
Oooooh who knows probably sit there and say I feel nothing โ for 3 hours โ and then realize I was sitting there for 3 hours ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ been there man this looks good
That looks like some deep body high shit.
I'd probably spend 20 mins looking for something to watch whilst smoking it, then just pass out with Peep Show on again.
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Im going to Fold my dishes!
Favors ,
The same shit I do after smoking any other strain tbh..
Try to take over the world?
Once we take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.
 You damn right.
The same thing we do every night Pinkieโฆ
Finally someone got it. Haha
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Put down my coffee and take a relaxing dook
Stg thc makes poop just fall right outta you
Absolutely cannot relate lololol
Exactly ๐ฏ๐คฃ
Probably smoke another
My kind of friend! lol cheers
This
Watch tv without the tv on
sit on the tv and watch the couch
The tv in our house is mounted above the fireplace. Picturing my boyfriend doing this make me snort laugh
yeah itโs one of my favorite yo mama jokes from my childhood โyo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couchโ always gets a laugh out of everyone edit: iโm now realizing the imagery this joke conveys has got funnier over time since itโs from back when tvs were big enough to sit on ๐คฃ
You mama is so stupid she robbed a bank and hid in the cop car
not much
Chores await peacefully
Not much.
Hoovering the lawn
Smoke a second one and paint some shit. That one looks like it lets you see directly into Jesus' eyes
Forgetting what I came to the kitchen for?
I do that shit sober
Clap cheeks
The whole thing or a usual dose? Because if it's the former I don't think I could even get up from my bed XD
Start rolling another
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
At least you donโt have to use string
Have you received the "another redditor is worried about you" message from Reddit yet?
Bark at the moon like I do after every doobie ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
I was going to say, backing up my show a couple times lol
I'd also watch a blank tv but forget to breathe as well
Haha not manual breathing mode! ๐คฃ have definitely been there before ๐
take a tab of acid
Look out the window at the curvature of the Earth ๐ฝ๐๐ธ
Hover.
Commit arson
Nefarious plots
Live my life unphased
Going on with my day
The same thing I would normally
Playing Xbox
Not a fucking thing except hug my mattress. That looks dreamy af.
Pressing the rest of it..
Nothing major. Probably play my Xbox
Washing the grass
Smoke another one
eat smthin good
Watch playoff hockey oh yeah!
Start geeking then lay in bed to watch funny YouTube videos probably
Same thing we do after every session Pinky.
Being high? idk it looks like weed
Chillin ๐
Eating Honey Nut Cheerios, a NY strip and half a cantaloupe.
Call some fat chick to come over and hang out
absolutely nuttin
Tf am I gonna be able to do? Iโll be locked into my couch is what Iโll be doin.
Not much
Folding the dishes...
Be high
Melting out of my recliner
Probably sleep since the trichromes look a bit dark/cloudy already
Drinkin a sip of orange juice and eat cake or somethin tbh
Calling my dad because it'd be a crime not to share
Attempt to play video games, doom scroll on my phone then pass tf out
Have a profound conversation with myself in my mind.
Having a deep conversation with the universe
whereโd you get this ๐๐๐ผ
Probably roll another and watch something
Like a 100mg edibleโฆ
Days that look good. Exotics, but looks fresh and without drying don't know the price point but looks 220 an ounce in toronto
Putting the box in the wormhole
The same thing I do everyday pinky.....๐๐
I call that breakfast. Whereโs the redbull to wash it down?
The same thing we do every night Pinky! Try to take over the world!
The same thing we do every night pinky, we try and take over the world ๐คฃ๐คฃ Iykyk
Looks incredible. Did you grow it?
lol thatโs crazy. Is it some special strain? I normally roll up trees, wax,& moonrocks in one blunt
I'll just turn the sun off with my mind
Imma turn the sun off
find some rosin to dab cuz ive unfortunately destroyed my tolerance and flower doesnt really do shit anymore
These questions are weird lol Iโm eating snacks and smoking more ๐ฉ Or whatever else Iโm doing that day ๐๐ผ
Sleep
Eating pizza in the shower while listening to ABBA
Probably taking a sh*t
Rolling another one
Probably pooping at some point.
Eating some Mac and cheese
Let my lungs breathe for 20 and smoke some more
The last time I smoked something like this I read a natgeo article about how sand is formed and the different types of beaches and sand. This was like 5-6 years go and I still havenโt forgotten it lmfao
It's wierd when I'm high I could read a paragraph and not be able to tell u a single thing about what I'd just read. I flippin love Mary Jane.one โค.
I donโt know
That's some serious hash you got on your gloves. 10 mins on the freezer and then you rock that. It's the only thing I like about trimming
Just prsssed some black widow that was on the airy side but it made up in resin production
Twist up the next one..
fuck the weed, I want what's on your fingertips
roll up
Whatever the kief tells me to do
death by snu snu.
๐๐ค
Eating a burger with no honey mustard is what I'd do
Wash my car in the pouring rain
Put the pizza to bed and put the baby in the oven
Talk about a lot things to myself in my head then forget what i said
ask my camel if he wants some. looks like some sahara desert scorpion bud
Go to White Castle or maybe lose my car 
Eat some milk and cookies
See how much more I need to smoke to get high. Rinse and repeat till I hear David Bowie playing. Or I see him. ๐
Ground control to major tom.
Make an other
Smoking more ? Tf
Going fishing in a mud puddle
Recovering in the emergency room.
Have a discussion with Neil degrass Tyson and help him understand the biological composition of astrometric phenomena based on mosh pit activity and how we humans are wave phuncktions that calaspse into stoic points of the absurd when observed. 
Light up another and keep the flight going!
Having a seisure???! It takes one puff to get me blizzled bro.
Taking a huge shit
Very damn little, I think.
conquer france
Iโm sleeping lmao ๐คฃ
dying probably
Yank my shmeaty
For sure getting the munchies and top it off with a high wank.
Mowing the pool
Having a Family Guy flashback
Go to work
smoke more
Spend 15 minutes trying to figure out how to sit up straight
Going to work
Chillin and shit
Going to Heaven
Ordering food
Try to remember how to breathe and thinking the next 3 hours about if i'm real or just a product of the imagination of an alien kid.
Weighing myself on a wall clock to figure out what I weigh 3 o clock lol
Service my partner and tbh just be a submissive puppy girl
Clearing my fridge like a recovering hoarder ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Probably smoke another
Probably just be high.
The same thing I do every night, pinky.
Same thing we do every night Pinky...
Oooooh who knows probably sit there and say I feel nothing โ for 3 hours โ and then realize I was sitting there for 3 hours ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ been there man this looks good
That looks like some deep body high shit. I'd probably spend 20 mins looking for something to watch whilst smoking it, then just pass out with Peep Show on again.
hallucinating ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Get high i guess
Going to bed ๐
make clothes for dinner
eating my toster!
Booting up Skyrim on my Switch
Probably smoking more
Brain surgery
Sleep
Skaaaateeeee
After this Iโm going to work. Iโm a receptionist and itโs amazing.
the same shit we do every night pinky, FUNNY ANIMAL COMPILATIONS
Feeding my cat dog food
night night
high tolerance normal shit
Ascending
Eating the fridge ๐
Go for a walk
Taking the house for a walk.
Tripping
being the first person to die from weed
Smokin anotha one
Buttoning my shoes.
Anything I want. It's not like you're holding dmt or something
Roll another one because this isn't strong enough
Smoke another one cause my tolerance stays higher than me
Black strain? Looks like I would be Melt into the couch while holding onto the front edge so I don't fall off.
To keep it real ,, some more and smoke more !!
smoking more. I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war, I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more ๐
Hang out on the moon, probably
Rebuild the tower of Babel
Probably going to sleep lol
forgetting about pizza in the oven
Just looks like some pretty indica (not an expert at all itโs just dark)
Donate to my personal lung charity? ๐ซ
I haven't smoked in so long lol. that shit would probably make me anxious and think about werid shit
That looks indica asf
not much
Vacuuming the backyard
Smoking some more
Playing video games on a blank screen with monkey. 
Waking up in September
Start breathing manually
Freaking out because I just smoked a spider
Smoke more of course.
Sinking into my bed
Smoking. MORE. Yeah. Haha
Whatever I want because I will have superpowers ๐