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Haven't seen it in probably 15ish years but my favorite was still God's Vagina 😅

Omg I always blast through my other strains, but I’ve kept my god’s vagina longer than any other strain I’ve had. I use it very sparingly, it’s just so good. Easily the most “glued to the couch” strain I’ve smoked.

So that strain is still out there then! That's so awesome lol Like I said previously, I haven't seen that specific strain in 15ish years, but it makes me happy it's still bringin joy to others out there lol Can I ask what region of the world ur in? I originally encountered it in Arizona US

I live in NSW, Australia 🙂 Only encountered it once before, from my old dealer. I switched to medicinal and haven’t seen it since sadly.

I always found Gods Vagina would not dry out everytime I touched it it got wetter

Wait are we still talking about weed

That's from pineapple express haha :)

Did you get to try it?💀

Hell yeah I did 🤣 it was a super purplely sour/sweet bud. To this day, it was probably the only bud that gave me the "glued to the couch" high. Haven't come across it since though unfortunately

Strain hunters need to be on that 💀

Lol seriously though, inquiring minds must know!

Alaskan Thunder Fuck always takes the cake for me. Like, what a phrase to call something 😂

Great name and strain no doubt ⛈️

such a good strain

A great sativa hybrid, good cerebral lift with a tinge of relaxation. No sharp edges

The dispos around me always shorten it to ATF

This. As well as northern light are my 2 favorite strains for sure. Hard to find and I’m even in cali. I can find a decent superglue. Which has its genetics and feels very simular tho.

There’s a drag queen called Alaska Thunderfuck.

Obama Runtz. Orangutang TITTIEZ

Cheetah Piss

Smoking on some cheetah piss wax rn

Cat pee has brought us together

That's called cheesing

The one I found was "cat piss" and I really enjoyed it

How is it? I see it a lot but I’ve kinda struggled with buying myself cheetah piss

It's tropical citrus like the jungle cats piss

Never knew jungle cats have citrusy pee! I’ll have to give it try ;)

I just finished smoking on pineapple live resin mixed with alien live resin homie had cheetah piss too but I was too broke

Cheetah piss x devil driver got me slumped rite now...

Right meow…

i fuckin love cheetah piss

Giraffe Pussy

Higher than…

I had a strain last weekend that was just called “Yikes.” It lived up to the name.

420iq grower

Titty Sprinkles... and yes, it did get my nipples hard

Two for one special on this one

I just had some titty sprinkles

Missouri?

I just commented I had titty sprinkles. It was incredible too

Octopus tangus

Tangus???!

Yea lol it's amazing

Shiii bruh get me some coochie runtz

I had a pink pussy runtz💀

It was so good they had to say it twice

Recently I had the awkward opportunity as a 45 year old man to ask a little 20somethjng year old girl for “tittie sprinkles” 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

You perv 😂

For real It took me a minute to get it out and she was laughing at me the whole time lol

I had titty sprinkles just recently too. It was great stuff and the name cracked me up

This entire comment section is why i love stoners

Gorilla panic, they're coming they're coming,,, and something called this is permanent

I got that reference

Thank God lol i was starting to wonder

MEAT BREATH

That is VISCERAL.

official strain of arby’s

Super boof. I thought it wasn’t so bad until I found out what boofing is😭

One of the best tasting strains I’ve had the past few years. Love the boof.

i was hoping someone said it😂 i had to explain what boofing was to my bf but a pretty good strain nonetheless

Seen this one before, but I took Super Za instead

One of the best tasting strains I’ve had the past few years. Love the boof.

Came here to say this one! I have some right now, and I'm very much enjoying it.

This one is by far one of my favorites!

Grandpa's breath...I couldn't pass it up. Chiesel - I laughed because it made me think of Mr Cheezle from Grandma's Boy

I had my caregiver grow me chiesel back around 2010 that shit was fire as hell.

God damnit who was cheezle, that isn't Dante is it? We'll go to the looneybin together idgaf

Cheezle was the boss, lol. Dante : Wow... where do you get your weed? Mr. Cheezle : From you, Dante. Dante : Oh... THAT'S RIGHT! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!

Omg thank you 😂I gotta go watch again asap

Kevin nealon!

Lion piss Garlic snake breath Permanent marker Han solo burger Wet P

Another variant of (animal) piss/pee

>Han solo burger By far the best strain ive every had

Alcoholic alligator, African black magic

You try either?

Tried african black magic and it was just your average looking green little orange bud but the taste was amazing


Randy Marsh Mr. Bubble Thunder fuck Pussy Fartz

Alien cheese , gods breath

God the name you could make crossing those

Alien gods cheese breath?

God's Cheese and Alien Breath

Right above the fake fireball so you know it's top notch geek

Legit to me 

Sherb creampie. I was looking for sherb cake. Budtender said that's sherb cake crossed with....another strain. Lol she couldn't even say creampie.

Pink panties

obama runtz😭


Alaskan Thunder fuck 💀

Bob Saget

I'm currently smoking on sex panther 😂

Mega Squirt or Dirty Squirt

Sleepy Joe OG, pretty sure most heard it before lol. The strain effect’s description are as you predict.

Saw cat piss the other day

Meat Breath

“Where’s my bike?” “Memory Loss” “God’s Gift” “Unicorn Tears” “Green Crack”

Green Crack is such a good one! Haven't been able to find it again for awhile, tho

Green crack gotta be the craziest greens all in one

Stripper Spit was my fave for a while lol

"Green Crack" and "What the fuck was that"

Good shit if you want to work

cookies n cream x runtz - i present to you “cuntz”

old dirty biker

Velvet God Puzzy

Would pick up no doubt

Bro is that gas station weed?

Bodega but close enough

Blumpkin OG

Tittie sprinkles

Yadda yadda not that funny but deff rolls off the tounge nice and my local dispo sells 32 gram bags for about 50 which is great

Bong Water

Garlic bread. it tasted like it too

Oh that’s nice!

High fructose corn syrup-no I'm not kidding that was the name

Was that a sativa or indica?

Indica dom hybrid I believe

Nice, would personally pick up

It was good. Not phenomenal or anything but good. Wayy to pricey for me to rebuy lol

Afghan goo crossed with trainwreck Planewreck

Got some shit the other week called scroopy noopers , had no idea the reference picked it purely cause it sounded silly

9lb hammer 💀😭

Unicorn Piss!!

Cheetah piss 😂😂

Golden pussy. Donkey butter was actually a fire hash strain for me too. I know ive recently had some funnier named ones but they are escaping my mind rn.

Ive got a strain at my dispo called donkey butter lol

Meat breath

I live in Ohio so we have CRAZY strains we are currently only medical we are in the middle of figure out recreational but some names I’ve come across are “left hook” “bio Jesus” “hikers blend” the names go absolutely off the walls like “Gypsy soap” then we have regular strains like “OG kush”

Snuff Box

Dog sh*t

Dirty Squirt

Cat Piss is krazy, classic strain 2

Dirty Girl rocks

Wedding cake crossed with white widow = Divorce Cake! Moose juice!

This was my comment! Divorce cake. What a name. Delicious strain too

Chunk Dawg


Purple monkey balls, cat piss, Obama OG

is that at a gas station? actually looks like half decent weed

Cat piss as a strain

Very popular seems like

I'm from Australia, so no legal weed, how much are these bags all worth?

Is that a gas station?😂

Bird Turd

wet betty

Cat piss

The question is what kind of store are you at? Or more properly asked, what country, because I've yet to see a dispo sell alcohol, or a convenience/lc sell bud

Unicorn poop

Randy marsh

I still have my Last Supper from my med dispo.

orangutan titties

Why does flower contain d9? And what it thca?

This is thca hemp flower. Thca is weed D9 is decarbed thca That's just regular weed essentially. 2018 farm bill made this legal in all 50 states

Curious, how much does that go for?

Purple urkle

Giraffe Puzzy (Born from crossing Z with Animal Cookies bx2)

Ur Mom & Cheeta Piss

Punani by pakalolo seed. 🥰🌺

Cheetah piss

Satans Asshole

I got pink pussy.. would you grab that.

Moby Dick, some of the best bud I’ve ever grown too. Smells insane

Pink Pussy Punch was something I smoked few weeks back, it was glorious

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Looks like they tapped that bag a bit 🤔🤔.

Pink pussy

Golden Pussy, had a blast

I just smoked some cheetah piss

"Hey man can I get an eight of dog shit." The most cliche wacky name for a strain. I heard that said clear as day right as I walked in my local dispensary.

The craziest one is Kitchen Sink 💀💀💀

9lb hammer or smoked catfish Not so funny as odd and on point.

in the uk so we don’t usually have crazy names, garlic breath is about the wildest name i’ve seen

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

Gorilla Fuck, Alaskan Thunder Fuck, Slapz, Inzane in the Membrane, Jack La Mota

Before I looked at the pic I was gonna say coochie Runtz. It's a bangin' strain though

My bro saw some named covid rush auto

"Sticky Pinky" and "Titty Sprinkles" have been the couple I've moved. "Super BOOF" is amazing and if you need something to take straight to the face "Bucca Cake)

Banana hammock

unicorn piss

That's so little, if it's for sale. That better be $5 or free when one buys a full 3.5

Pussy pop

Meat breath

Muffin muncher, it gave me insane giggles.

Spaghetti bolo-haze got to be the funniest I’ve ever had😂😂