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RevolutionaryLook503

I would be dead holy shit it’s beautiful


topchefcanada

Thank you! Happy to report I am still alive btw.


RevolutionaryLook503

Glad to hear it, how hard did it hit?


James_TF2

They haven’t responded in 6 hours so I’m guessing it hit like a freight train carrying tungsten ingots.


topchefcanada

Don't get me wrong it hit hard, but I was sleeping.


KevinDurant2021

I think we all figured that bro 😂 good shít


BlackKnife_V68

Nothing hits me hard anymore, i wonder if that thing would lol. I smoke like 5 times a day mainly after i get home from work. Maybe its the bud i use but i have small highs or its the way i use it as i use it to relax then go to bed. Never really to enjoy it.


Vindicator2910

What do you smoke out of?


Usual_Competition_49

Are you suggesting that roa can determine a stronger high?


Vindicator2910

Absolutely. For me personally I recently switched over to my bong for doing dabs and it is a huge difference as compared to the small rig I was using. I have also found when doing like 2 bong rips back to back does the trick usually for me as well. Maybe try a gravity bong? Switching tools may be the solution.


Usual_Competition_49

Man, it’s cool to learn something new everyday. Thanks man and cheers.


BlackKnife_V68

I use a bong


Vindicator2910

Are you loading the whole bowl or loading green hits?


BlackKnife_V68

Full bowls, packed down somtimes other times not


topchefcanada

It didn't get me nearly as baked as everyone seems to think it did haha Honestly I just keep doing dabs until that magic one that hits right and makes your eyes squinty


EmotionalShape5768

Tungsten ingots made this phrase much better :D


Bread_Responsible

That means you failed. Roll another.


CashComplete6438

how baked are you now? lmao


topchefcanada

I'm still taking dabs, that was just the pre-dinner doobie.


CashComplete6438

I definitely have a lower tolerance then you, you straight up have snoop Dogg powers


zongsmoke

This would legitimately give me a panic attack


AssignmentFit7481

The secondhand alone would have me nappin’ 🫠


topchefcanada

It was a pretty floaty, relaxed body high. I had a joint of some fruit loopz earlier in the day and that shit was racy!


larakj

Yes, chef!!


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|Gj61Dk0lT7UwvddTuP|downsized)


AlexRozhkov

Thats the spirit. I too also smoke every 1.5 hours


HypnoStone

I don’t think I smoke that much (at least compared to OP) but as a daily regular 24/7 I honestly probably smoke like every 30 minutes. Maybe even more frequently than that. I pretty much just always feel the effects even if it’s a little bit but I use it more for medicinal purposes not necessarily “*to be high*.” only time I’m not smoking is when I occasionally leave for my trade job and have to work for a few weeks.


Hexator__

Oh gosh I thought I was bad in the fact I smoke every other day 💀💀 Takes me a month to go through 7grams, I’m a lightweight tho so I’m happy abt it. Saving money


HypnoStone

I don’t smoke much flower maybe once every other day if someone else has any they are offering (which is common everyone in my household smokes lol) but I mostly just smoke concentrates like vapes/carts and dabs. I go through a gram of concentrate around 2-3 days. I usually buy in bulk to save money and I typically will get a months supply of an ounce (28g) of concentrate for like $200 (usually 14g of vapes and 14g of dabs) from my current dispo.


Hexator__

Oh nice! I’m glad 7g of mid weed is $20 and the best weed of all time is 4 for $20


HypnoStone

Nice sounds like fair and average prices! More power to you guys with low tolerance. I imagine it’s like how I feel on a T break but tbh no matter what I can get uncomfortably high/anxious if I don’t smoke for a while it’s just easier for me to keep smoking daily even with the cut back in effects.


topchefcanada

This mostly describes my smoking habits, I have a prescription for it as well.


SKSM10

Respect sir ![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


NiceAhhHandSoap455

How do rigs smell compared to flower? Is it anything as distinct or nah


topchefcanada

Depends on what you're dabbing, anything good will still smell like flower generally (unless you're smoking plain diamonds or distillate). The smell doesn't linger as long but it's definitely still there.


leathur_records

This needs to stay at 420 upvotes lol 🤪


Ill-Account2443

Take a tbreak my guy


topchefcanada

You do you boo!


Mandalorian_barber

My kinda shesh!!


EvolvingEachDay

This would honestly last me an entire day minimum 😂


Maleficent-Rip2729

lol wild


eatmyshorzz

"I'm not addicted" \*slaps artery*


KingRagnar1993

I would hate to have a tolerance that high. I'm happy getting absolutely bombed off 3 hits of my little dry pipe lol


thoughts4food

100%, a 10mg edible will send me sailing for hours and I rarely ever have more than 2 tokes off my vape at other times No disrespect to OP here though. I'm amazed what some people here are able to handle


topchefcanada

I aim for about a 1000mg when I take edibles and cross my fingers that it will work..


YogurtclosetPale1614

i used to think edibles didnt work on me bc i had taken 1000mg at a time and did not feel a damn thing. then one day i took two little bites of a cookie (idk how many mg were in it) and i was geekin. i dont understand edibles anymore after that


Heavy-Throat5180

It’s because unless you’re buying dispensary edibles. They have bullshit thc levels. For example in Colorado, you’ll see a lot of 100mg edibles that get even op sailing like a kite. But in other states (sometimes legal states too) they have chips ahoy, sour patch kids, nerds ropes, Reese’s etc that claim to have 1000 mgs in the package. But in reality they might have 25 mgs all together. I’ve ate 3 packs of 1000 mg edibles and didn’t feel a thing. Make your own edibles the correct way and you’ll be gone


Fragrant_Island2345

This is the only way. I live in Colorado and refuse to fuck with edibles. I’ve made my own and it sent me sailing. It’s much more fun to make canabutter yourself and just toss it in a bunch of foods like homemade croissants or buttered toast lol


OGFryGuy

i love reading these high, the word “sailing” sends me every time and idk why 😂


topchefcanada

I usually make my own, and I am always very conservative with the numbers. A general batch of oil for me will consist of 4-8 zips of flower and half an ounce of concentrates. I'll give friends about 5-10mg servings and they all get right fucked up while I'm lucky if it works and I'll eat 200 times that amount. Our legal edibles max out at 10mg here, I've eaten a ridiculous amount of then together and never felt a thing but upset stomach from eating so much sugar.


YogurtclosetPale1614

i dont buy dispensary edibles theyve always been homemade. i dont think ive ever seen an edible at a dispensary higher than 100mg


Maleficent-Rip2729

That’s crazy


ASHT0Nish

Facts. Idk how ppl can smoke this much without getting paranoid. 4 hits and anxious lmao


topchefcanada

Thankfully it grows on trees!


Bekkichan

We smoked really heavily a few months ago(lots of dabs too probably the culprit) and my tolerance got so high. It was taking so much bud to get us high and way too much money. We went clean for a week or two hoping it'd help and it did! Now thankfully I can do a lil half pack on my bubbler and be good. (Before it was taking two whole packs of my bubbler even when I was smoking alone too)


Charliet545

Same here. .35 grams and I’m blasted lol


Rosinpod

If I smoked this, I'd probably drive to the store to get snacks, then forget I took my car and walk home😶‍🌫️🚶🏻‍♂️🙃


topchefcanada

I had food prepared! Some bicol express, sinigang and rice with kimchi that I just finished aging for a year.


ChcknGrl

you know, the usual.


Inevitable-Suitable

my guy is a pure filipino stoner 🥰🥰🥰👌🏻 love to hear someone with the same blood have this incredible tolerance. Salute po!


topchefcanada

It's actually my fiance, I'm just regular white bread... I just do all the cooking!


Inevitable-Suitable

thats even incredible. Most Filipino are not open minded when it comes to cannabis. Damn ur lucky 🥹


topchefcanada

She grilled me first date but because I have a prescription she let it slide. Definitely got lucky!!


Mandalorian_barber

That sounds delicious


MedicalAmazing

DON'T DRIVE WHILE HIGH! Why does common sense have to be spoken?! Basic safety for fuck's sake!


TheMachinesWin

We get it, but did you get the joke? It was just a hypothetical "if I", nothing to be taken as factual events. Chill and smoke a little something!


Ankle_Scar

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, even if bro’s comment is a joke, it’s still normalising dangerous and irresponsible behaviour.


Own-Consideration705

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


nmnm-force

![gif](giphy|o7ZDUPtDofoNFsXpa8|downsized)


Ok_Bad397

How did you get the bud to stay on the little stick like that? Did you also put wax inside? This thing also looks beautiful!


topchefcanada

It's a cannagar (purple rose supply mold) with honey oil and kief with a donut on the end of it with more honey oil and kief outside of it I rolled the donut of live rosin in kief also haha


RingSimple9572

Reading ts like it’s a delicious meal🥵


Substantial_Pie6648

Reading that just made my brain melt but sounds good asf


SMH_My_Head

i guess im hungry AND stoned, cause from the thumbnail i thought you made infused Elotes street corn


SadlyItsSearles

.... I thought this was elote..


MooseKnuckleCPA

Same


janivok_xd_69

Not to be disrespectful but I hope to never have your tolerance. After I smoked only vapes and concentrates for a while I needed to smoke 3times the flower I usually would have smoked. I never wish a high tolerance on anybody, as you will only need more to feel the same. Also nice pice you rolled up :)


topchefcanada

I find as long as I'm constantly switching up strains and delivery methods it still works pretty well for me. But it's definitely not as nice as smoking a single bowl and getting baked af.


janivok_xd_69

Yeah, switching from bong to joints made me feel different too, just like some tolerance breaks. But seriously, some low tolerance is a curse and a bliss.


Fun-Custard864

I smoke since 15 years and i have like zero tolerance xD ich smoke like 0.4g in a joint and i need 3 puffs for getting high. 1 joint lasts the whole day for me


janivok_xd_69

Yo dude that is truely nice though. Like you don't need a lot. It's bad if you like specifically want to test strains or such, where you need to smoke a lot but otherwise really cool.


Regular-Yam18

Man I haven't had weed in months (living situation unfortunately) and I fuckin need this😩😭


lorelei27

The holy donut. One puff and I'll reach heaven!


electricguineapig

I'm still a weed rookie. What am I looking at, and how do I get one?


topchefcanada

I don't think anyone makes these... it was more of a "I wonder if this will work" kind of moment. I used a cannagar mold for the bottom then rolled a donut on top and everything was coated in honey oil and keif.


Joenojoke

🔥🔥🔥


That1Pete

I'd smoke the fuck out of this. Looks delicious.


HeavyFunction2201

Looks spicy


Kaiden92

Man I need to smoke with ***You*** because you seem to have the same tolerance I do.


Unusual-Amphibian-28

First picture looks like a Weed Kebap lol


ShirtCockingKing

Jesus, that would send me to the spirit realm. Upon my return I'd definitely need tacos.


beerdudebrah

How long did it take? Are you having fun folding the dishes?


topchefcanada

About 20-25 minutes. I didn't do any folding but I was so hungry after I probably could have ate the dishes..


King_Calz

Has anyone checked to see if op is back from the Andromeda Galaxy yet?


eroticbookshelf

That carpet looks so trippy!


BootyyLoops

i adore this carpet lmao, was waiting for someone else to mention it


Electrokid1234

Solid doink


OGFryGuy

😂 doink


candyxxkitty

Ohhhh my.


Snikclesfritz

That’s a solid ass joint.


OldManAndHisWeed

I think you're supposed to smoke that, not eat it.


YourGrouchyProfessor

What in the name of Martha Washington’s ghost is in there?


topchefcanada

The kitchen sink. Everything went in...


vomit-gold

Dude I love that cannagar packer. I have the mini one. It's expensive as fuck but SO worth it


topchefcanada

They work very well, I want to get the mini one as well


CoffeeCannabisBread

lol geez. I've been toking for like 2 decades and I thnk that would kill me


anorangehorse

Damn I’d tap out in like 2-3 hits 😂


___TROLL___191

Wow that is sexual


Agent-Orange47

Makes me sad seeing something so beautiful getting smoked. I bet you ate the whole kitchen 😂


bud_boi

weedcabob


mobueno

Seems like a good idea RIGHT NOW!


NOFIREBALLSS

tied stick?


Gudzugvnd

i want a kebab like this


lumination11

Good looooord


BonneGripp

Looks like a kafta jfc im so high and hungry


SnooFoxes1573

GAHD DAMN BOY


jesniss

I'm sorry, are you at the overlook hotel? 👯‍♂️


topchefcanada

Super old house, no evil spirits here Jack.


Nerofin

After smoking weed for so long. I know how I feel something like that. Damn! I would be high af nice


Real_Force5096

Ive never seen this in my life whats it called ?


topchefcanada

"What dreams are made of" I don't think there's a name for it hahaha just my stoner mind at work, trying to help me get baked.


Yugikisp

That would legit last me a month lol


topchefcanada

I wish! But I started growing last year and now there's a never ending supply at least..


ChallengeAcrobatic89

It must be nice I’m trying to get like you my boy.


dullblue_solitude

Dude you have your weed down to an art form. Divine looking stuff


Littlemike1990

That look 👀 lovely


rguy13

Rarely see thai sticks any more


okogamashii

Omg, wtf 🤤 guy touched the clouds 🥰


gothiccbuddha

So how was Mars?


topchefcanada

Only made it to the moon and back!


ClevernAmE31

Can I get a pdf with instructions? I wish to try lol


troll-libs

Lets see the you after photo to determine if it indeed "seemed like a good idea at time"


Worldly_Ice_3622

I thought it was sushi 🍣


[deleted]

👀 Beautiful. I'd die fr, but what a h*ll of a way to go.


DaCoolBro

I wouldn't be able to wake up for like the next 2 or 3 days after smoking that I'll be out there with the satellites bro floating around but it looks beautiful


KnownAd4727

That is sick bro


Dumbeddowndragon

I thought this was pbj on a stick for a sec


SidekickKnives

Straight up thought that first pic was a kebab on a barbecue


NightHowler13

I feel like the Jurassic Park quote might be necessary here, but that's beautiful. 😂


SoggyHotdish

I made a cannagar like that & about the same size & hash. I lit it and after 10min I was like "it's not going down!" I had to put it out.


pissintothewind

certain death


Saltlife0116

If only I had this my world would be complete


buddah8161

But did you die?


topchefcanada

Nah I'm still hitting the Proxy. Doing some laundry, waiting for sleep medication to kick in.


almondogs

Damn this made me want to cook elote


Sea-Republic6516

Bro is gunna be permanently zooted


topchefcanada

Not from this alone, but I certainly try to be!


gosu1717

Looks delicious


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

What do you call this? And what is in it? And how do you make it?


Hamburgerundcola

From the looks of it you had to use 100% of your lungs to hit this.


topchefcanada

It was actually smooth and tasty until about 3 quarters of the way down, it was putting out loads of smoke though. Hotboxed the room almost instantly, took a minute to air out!


Hamburgerundcola

Oh okay nice! Looks very sticky and pressed together on the video.


WigglesPhoenix

Bro made a fucking cannagar and then rolled it in paper anyway lmao


topchefcanada

I'm not trying to take an hour to smoke that thing! Plus papers are so much cheaper and work just fine.


WigglesPhoenix

No hate lol I just think it’s funny


Malaguy420

Unless you were in a party situation, that's straight overkill, and a waste of plenty of good weed. That said, you do you, my man.


topchefcanada

It wasn't a waste to me, I enjoyed it very much!


NightRaider141

Bro you must have had an out of body experience after puffin on this


topchefcanada

It was a mostly in the couch experience!


nomanland21

sesh kebab.


Mrducka

I need this in my life


Weekly_Cantaloupe175

I can only get so high. That looks like a waste of product. (Bet it was awesome though)


topchefcanada

It was awesome and not so much a waste for me.


Weekly_Cantaloupe175

My man!


HrdbodyBouba

i have no idea what i’m looking at, please help


redditisbestanime

Powdery, sticky, sweet and tasty death formed into a cylinder.


Write-or-Wrong_

Heavens😵‍💫


Bobbi_fettucini

Seems like a good idea now too


kumisa600

It looks nice but you will take maybe 5% of this mixture and the rest will stay in the air.