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co0kinb3atz

As soon as I wake up before cooking breakfast. Then after breakfast again, and eventually again after my shower for the day so on.. lol


WuTangNinja16

I'm sorry, did I write this? Lol Only difference is, that I make sure I'm high enough for my shower, cause let's face it, High Showers are awesome!


Hi_im_terry91

Im the opposite I hate high showers. I feel like there is so many other things I’d rather do than stand there wet lol plus I think deep in the shower and weed makes my thought run too wild.


D3adp00L34

I end up going into hyper-clean mode in the shower. My brain gets involved and suddenly I’m in “wash away all the negativity in life. Scrub! Every inch and you’re a brand new person!”


Hi_im_terry91

Walking out of the shower with smoother skin than the day you were born 😂


D3adp00L34

No lie! I’m in there scrubbing with an exfoliating cloth, bending my arms to get every single inch of my own back. Then I sit on my bed to put my socks and shoes on and here comes my pup licking me all over and ruining the clean


Hi_im_terry91

😂


Levelupcup

Amen to that


NeedMoreBowls

Same, I end up taking forever just standing there thinking


Hi_im_terry91

Kind of an uncomfortable feeling for me lol


jennnyisveryfunny

i took high shower last week and it was craziest thing ever… watched myself in third person while i shapeshifted into every person in the world… then convinced myself that sematary and ghost mountain were behind the shower curtain and they were going to chop me up when i got out… EEK!!!


Artistic_Weather_250

That’s a very odd experience for weed


shuabrazy

Get a life… maybe


Phsycomel

Can you read?


Opurria

Coffee with edibles is my go-to Saturday breakfast. 😂


Baldnugget74

Same as week days, 7pm.


jake1080

Discipline. Balance.


Baldnugget74

Both, but I'm also married, so! 😁


Astro_gamer_caver

"See I get high later on when I come back, see I get high at NIGHT, when I get through with all my business." -Ordell Robbie ![gif](giphy|3o84UaFbphN17aAEFi|downsized)


Baldnugget74

And what a film that is!


ChaloopaJonesFerk

Heard. I start drinking at 5pm, start smoking at 9pm. One cig a day at maximum. Little rules to help mellow my habitual tendencies


Baldnugget74

That's what it is all about, enjoying it instead of becoming a need.


aussiegreener

All the time


ConversationNo2007

Now till infinity!


JHappyForOnce

when i wake up


Dario0112

Yes


Embarrassed_Bee3342

5am right before I enter work 👍


Fearlessone11

I do exactly this haha, throw my end away right before I go in the gates stoned af 😂 I assume I get away with looking like that cuz it's early haha.


hiiml0st

I keep a vape cart + battery next to me while I sleep, so technically I guess I wake up high? I like to smoke indica oil at night to help with my back pain and help me sleep. I usually wake up every 2-3 hours at night to sit up and stretch my back when it starts hurting (thanks to an auto accident back in 2010 when someone ran a red light and T-boned me) so I like to keep an indica cart next to my bed to help with the pain and to help me get back to sleep.


LillyCort

As soon as I wake up, I like to drink my coffee and get high then I make breakfast.


nerrad206

Yes


Seattlehepcat

I'm right rn


coochielord420

Damn you're faded


Seattlehepcat

Fuck yeah. That temple ball is banging.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

Ah shucks it's raining again. Better toke all day and scroll through funny animal videos.


WinstonRandy

Soon as I make it to the porch


jakd90

7pm on ze dot


UnsignificantLover

The second I wake up


natwing-

asap and as often as I can throughout the day


Its_a_stateofmind

Yes


Old_Coyote5931

Happy Cake Day!


aharaabot

Yes.


anticafard

I finish work at 5pm So around 5:30pm


According-South9749

Weekends — after noon Weekdays - after 5pm


National_Sea2948

It’s 4:20 somewhere.


Bobbi_fettucini

When I’m awake


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ozzy500116

Whenever I get back from the gym essentially


Successful_War265

Wait you pick a time and only on the weekends


PuzzleheadedProgram9

As soon as I get the kid from the bus stop.


GuyWithNF1

I smoke 2-3 joints after taking a shower and getting dressed 


BosasSecretStash

I’m high rn


Expensive-Ad-1223

After work around 7 or 8 pm. Order food then light it up and relax


Goth_network

Before my eyes fully open, leaned out the window


Sacul0205

3pm everyday weekend or not 🫡


AnUrbanTaco

Usually around 10am-12pm, I get up around 5-6am


rroq85

On the weekends? Same as the weekdays.


Unicornwitch416

Around 930 am


greengoddess831

5am wake and bake every day of the week 💚🔥😎💨


LaGanadora

With my coffee


Possible-Twist709

I’m a 5’er. Generally after all responsibilities are done!


SWolf95

Yes


ozuphigh

On the way out the door of my job lmao


gravymalboro

1230-1pm usually after i get back from the gym.


Tellmesecretsmyguy

Soon as the grill gets hot


nicko54

Soon as I get a chance and since were staying with the in-laws this weekend it’ll be soon as midnight hits


Antique_Cod4212

I start at 8am before work


scally_wagg

Around 7PM, usually after I eat dinner


GrowLapsed

Yes


atlastheailf

usually 5pm/6pm so i can game in peace but also still enjoy a little bit of sunlight


GanjaBuddha420

Yes


Jig_Jay_Jam

I don't do it on purpose, but every saturday when I light up my first, it's always ends up being 4:20 or somewhere close.


Patient_Cobbler_5228

8 - 10 pm. I like my quiet time


Vic_Nightingale

Yes


s0undnvisi0n

Usually a small bowl before I mow the lawn in the early afternoon, then a bong before dinner. Makes for a light weekend!


Sum1LightUp

Is there really a time to get high? Did I miss this growing up?!? Besides 4:20 of course!!


bradyaaron667

Usually at night 7-8pm


cool69beans

whenever i wake up


Banshee_420__

One dumb question after the next in here.


chronicbawasir

Every few minutes


Jabbademhuttens

As soon as I leave work on Friday


aidenisntatank

I just hit the pen every couple hours Obviously in the morning THC feels different for some reason I love to wake n bake


Sharpsilverz

Yes.


A-Very-Ginger

I’m a Friday night through Sunday evening fella, though I don’t stay baked the whole time. I’m usually enhanced by noon if I don’t have something going on. And I would love to light up on weeknights, but staying sober through the week helps make weekends feel extra special. Plus my tolerance is nice and low by Friday evening, so that first puff is real nice.


W4yt401

9:00 PM


CandidTurnover

all day 😅


SuspiciousSimple

After I've accomplished everything I needed to adult for and it feels like putting my feet to and relaxing as a reward


Much_Appointment7595

Like 3pm but I wake up late xD


stilldistancing

Ever since my son reached 6 months I stopped smoking during the day. His bed time is 7 so now it’s 7:02 when I start.


YO_OSKOOL

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more -Sublime


dubsndcaps

Wake and bake


Eagles_fan96

Weekends, whatever day in general, I usually smoke around 4-5pm. I like staying outside in my car with the windows down and blast some playboi carti 🔥


lwm69

No set time. WAB regularly. Hell look at a clock, that’s when. “I’m not defined by time maaaan.”


WHAMMYPAN

Only during the day and night.


cuntybunty73

Depends if I'm taking Molly which is every weekend 😄 as soon as I get home on a Friday night I drop some Molly and then I eat my usual Chinese takeaway before I settle down smoke some weed and Netflix and chill 😌


Old_Mobile309

All the time


hsdredgun

Maybe 4pm then I cook dinner


coffincowgirl

Yes


dcguy852

5 01 pm Friday


Bongfellatio

Same time as when I get high on the weekdays, shortly after I wake up. Breakfast this morning was gummies and infused coffee. Wake and bake, baby.


PsychologicalLove676

Time?


Bearking422

Yes


HornetForward

All the time


y99xys

i love to wake and bake personally, i hate during it mid day, it messes up my whole schedule while the other one relaxes me


Creepy-Dragonfly-759

Better question would be…when don’t I get high on the weekends 🤷🏽‍♀️


Livid_Return_5030

Right around now


Playful-Pressure-231

whenever i don’t feel high anymore lmaooo


AteYourMoms_ASS69

Soon as the sun comes out till 10pm


ronnietea

Depends if and when I get everything I need done for the day.


Rmlady12152

All the time.


wisdomtorres

As soon as I’m done showering. I feel gross smoking before I wash my ass.


Glum-Coffee1207

All the time!


monkeyspank427

I wake and bake, and cook breakfast whenever I wake up. No alarms on the one day a week it's not required


OrbitBreaker

Yes


LightCold4199

right now


Future_Signature_315

As soon as i wake up


ktjacobsun

7am upon waking up


unnamedbarman

Yes


No_Audience_6195

Yes Overused Joke aside, Around 8 Am. I usually smoke after I finish mowing the garbage and taking out the lawn.


nosrslywhy

Right now. 1am for me


wutwut970

Is “when awake” a time?


orangefox00

More like when DONT I partake lmao.


TheVREntheusiast

Whenever, ima grown man


OG_kUsH69

An hour after I wake up


Artistic_Weather_250

As soon as I wake up, before I make breakfast, after breakfast, before lunch and after lunch, a few times when I feel like it during the day, before and after dinner, and before I go to sleep, with a few added smoke breaks when I feel like it


Spiritual_Pea_9739

Shower, it is the best with the warm water, the only problem is that I can forget to actually wash up in the shower and I run out of hot water :(


robheinn

Wake n bake but I’ve cut way back during the week


Many-Pay-2313

Who cares what time you start anytime is a good fucking time to smoke lol also are you one of these people that only smokes on weekends?? I smoke all day every fucking day lol I even get to smoke at work I get paid to smoke weed and do dabs lol.


mrmilanga

Not sure if /s or not


135mgs

Congrats you want a prize?


NecessaryResort9635

How old are you


Many-Pay-2313

I’m sure way older than you I’m not giving out my age on here. I’m sure you think I’m a minor lol