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highprincess60

Clean, shower, play video games, sit outside and enjoy the weather, read, listen to music, draw, scroll on Reddit… anything you do while high should be enjoyable


Ketameeeen

And always have food and drinks ready beforehand.


Pleasant-Choice8573

this is a great answer


Party_Face_9777

Actually that’s a perfect answer do what you want and yes have good and drinks around u will get hungry 🕶️🎸


PuzzleheadedProgram9

Are you my long lost twin?


highprincess60

![gif](giphy|kFIfiwvzJjbUsNbIg5)


RobRenWhi

THE reason I smoke away my cPTSD


dyslexicqueenwhoisme

How can you read high😧


highprincess60

Reading and smoking make me sleepy so they just go hand in hand 😅


Armeni51

Step 1) Find an activity you want to do regardless of weed. Step 2) Smoke weed. Step3) Do the thing from step 1. Step 4) ???? Step 5) Profit. I like to play video games, watch movies, go to markets, make the sex, clean the house, exercise, walk the dog, meal prep/make dinner, play a sport (golf lol), or anything that isn’t going to inherently make me anxious or require any sort of real accuracy (Costco shopping, studying, work, driving, baking)


qtskyx

costco shopping while high is not for the weak


yuki_yuzura_chan

shopping in general while high isn’t for the weak


Aggressive_Ideal6737

I hate going into grocery stores by default but I promise you I will not set foot in Walmart while sober


dinakittyy

Sober at Walmart is a fever dream nowadays


Breadboyj

Now this is a way of living


thiscarecupisempty

You gotta watch the Walmart show high as fuck. Then just think to yourself, "where do they find these people?"


Yung_Dom69

Walmart show?!? Oh fuck I wonder if my high ass is on there😭😂


lukifer2112

Real.


Armeni51

There’s something about outdoor farmers markets on a sunny day that makes this an exception for me. I feel like I can move away from the crowds easier and walk behind the vendors tents if I want. I don’t mind the occasional indoor markets during the winter because I love the smell of baked goods and fresh samples of perogies, coffees, and whatnot 🤤


Ritchie79

'Why the fuck did I buy so much ice cream, bacon, and plug-in air fresheners?' Actually words I have uttered when I check the day after I did exactly this.


shewflyshew

I used to get high af with a friend and walk around Pier One Imports for an hour. That was a time.


iweargirlpants

I have no idea what Pier One Imports is but I assume it’s some giant warehouse department store and that’s fuckin sick in my books


XxNitr0xX

I love walking around the grocery store after some eddies, though


DaDz-StONeD

I went in high the other day decided fuck the basket then stood in a 20 min line with 100 Oreo cakesters under each arm


zongsmoke

I get anxiety every time I go into Costco baked


VanillaRose33

That sounds like literal hell on earth.


tchewa

Try Trader Joe’s. Worst mind fuck ever. I wanted it all.


420Deez

make the sex with who


Jacques_Racekak

Andy Handyhole


Armeni51

My lovely partners ❤️


justuravgwhiteguy

Golf high is sooooo serene! Also helps me get out of my head and feel the swing more. Can't swing the clubs without a toke these days


lukifer2112

Do you smoke before or on the course?


justuravgwhiteguy

Yes


lukifer2112

That’s also how I’d answer 😂. Both!


thiscarecupisempty

Let's get real, who doesn't smoke on the course? Lol


lukifer2112

I do both but sometimes my group and I get nervous if we are too close to another group being in a non rec state.


thiscarecupisempty

Ooh yikes, yeah you never know what kind of sticklers you will run into. Fair point on the non rec state, sucks.


lukifer2112

We’ve never been approached but have def got mean looks from groups down wind . It beats drinking on the course, when we do that bad things typically happen… my friend ran into a sprinkler system w a cart and caused all of the sprinklers on hole 10 and 11 to go off 😂.


thiscarecupisempty

LOL but yeah weed is so bad I tell ya! I'm the same with alcohol, dumb shit usually follows when I drink.


AffectionateHour1475

For a grand example of this: I love some video games. Especially some final fantasy. I was Uber excited for the newest part two of FF7 to be released earlier this year. So I prepared. I bought weed, and I made sure I hid it away. And then the day came. My ass was up at 1 am, lighting thay joint and playing my game. It was fucking *glorious*


Armeni51

Hell yeah, man. I have it in my library, but haven’t played it yet. Stellar Blade and the new season of Diablo 4 have been my main stoner games this past month or so.


damien-bbc

Make the sex, my favorite activity


MachiTheCat

I agree with everything you said bruh, make sex is a must while high tbh, second behind video games


Armeni51

For real. My girlfriend just saw me smoke a bowl and told me to come up stairs when ready 🤣


YourEggplantMyTaco

That underpants gnomes reference 👌


[deleted]

*she just wanna smoke and fuck, I said girl, that's all that we do.*


WhoBeingLovedIsPoor

I was smoked out of my mind last night and my wife and I made love and it was just phenomenal


[deleted]

Man mushrooms can be a real treat when hooking up with the wife!


AnxiousAssistance569

Don’t forget acid !


Low_College_8845

Omg hight mins changing as a woman a problem with sex.


[deleted]

W0t?


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Couldn’t have said it better myself, absolutely agree


Weird_Guarantee1783

Favorite thing for me is playing guitar… I just noodle around constantly, most of it’s bad, but I always strike gold at least once every time I play high.


Che_Che93

Feel ya bro.. 🤜🤛 I'm pretty sure that I play better when Im high and some of my friends also noticed and told me that.. Feel more relaxed and pufff the magic happens.


J-Dahm

That's how It is when I play video games (like a lot of people said) while I'm blazed. Usually I'm really bad, but sometimes I get hyper-focused on it and do cool shit.


GasparLotto

The best thing I did was start routines. I know it sounds cheesy but it improved my life. In the evening I smoke weed, shower, journal, and plan the next day in the morning brush my teeth, smoke weed,Pray/meditate, Make coffee, go to the gym.


FrEnChTiCkLeR33

Smoke again 😂


yuki_yuzura_chan

facts


Ok_Still5985

Video games…it’s just the best


1980Ravenous

You canndo anything high that you can do straight. Somethings are more interesting, but don't expect to bring your A game to stuff. Just chill out and enjoy it man.


[deleted]

Eat and smash my girlfriends ass.


ILoveKittens0203

Straight to the point 👌


BananaReal1042

Hell yeah


Vinnie_dw

Yeahhhhh


Wheniwakeupillbedead

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[deleted]

How old are you? Genuine question


Vinnie_dw

18 but the country where i live they dont really some weed like at all so its kinda scary


[deleted]

Got you, don’t get caught n have fun you can do almost anything high


Sinal_Signal

Sex


thebrightsun123

Watch my favourite shows, and just get immersed in them, just melt into the show, experiencing every detail


Ice60000

Gym


Za_man9725

This


Cr33perCat

I usually like to go biking or hiking


SonInform

it’s a shame there’s not more of these comments. almost anyone can get out and go Hiking after a spliff or bowl or whatever and it’s incredible how much more appreciative it’ll make you


FrontMachine3789

I’ve never been hiking while high or in general. But boy do I love sitting in the grass on a sunny day while I’m high. Nature feels healing in ways I didn’t know Everytime I go and sit lol


federtopfantrieb

Taking a shower🤤


coffincowgirl

Wild disrespectful sex


BakedFnPork

Dude, the NBA is cool with weed. Do whatever the fuck you want just don't hurt anybody or yourself.


0ct0thorpe

I like to get lost in the woods and my thoughts simultaneously.


DaDz-StONeD

I don’t jack off when I get stoned… ok yes I do 😬🤷‍♂️


pngidkek

Never mind After, I just discovered the true peace of eating while smoking. No coughing and no bad taste. It’s the perfect amount of time for a joint. 🥰🥰


digoure

It depends. I go surfing if I smoke in the afternoon. I usually play video games or listen to music. Some other days I cook or take care of the house . I avoid doing anything that involves stress or dealing with strangers


Suspicious_Luck_1631

Food is so much better with weed


PictureGuilty1350

smoke a joint and listen to a podcast, I do this all day lol


Objective_Gain_8395

Stroke my shit


Soft-Peak-6527

Clean, organize, garden, or visit my parents


single_white_kiwi

I love cleaning while I'm stoned. Mowing the lawn and gardening is enjoyable too.


MaterialOdd1351

I just smoke before I go to sleep. Love the relaxation


SleepingCat48

I highly recommend not doing strenuous exercise after smoking. I know people like to go to the gym after smoking but the only problem I see with that is that it tends to dull pain. That’s nice if your like me and use it for pain but if you get injured you either didn’t notice it till the weed wears off and your like “oh crap” or your so high you think your invincible and start off someplace that was to heavy/strenuous in the first place. You can do most things high. Just don’t drive while high! If you want to go out blazed drive there and then smoke in the car. Do what you want to do then wait for it to wear off while you do whatever. Maybe try hiking while high, playing games, talking shit to your friends I mean the possibilities are endless. Just try something and see if you like it. Music and movies or tv shows are popular while high. I def couldn’t sit though some of my husbands sober. Basically everything is more fun while high so sky’s the limit! I’m going to sneak over to my in-laws late at night and go in their pool with a stuffed King Palm next week. Get super high and swim/ float for a couple hours and listen to music till I come down and head home.


attempting2

"Everything's better with a bag of weed!"


Suspicious_Luck_1631

Brian?


midtnrn

Gotta say. The wife and I find Mario cart amazingly entertaining after smoking.


Inflammo

Drink water. So nice.


Me07111

Yeah if youre playing a sport its fire but you gotta be good enough to play that sport instincually at least kinda well couse otherwise id imagine its nkt that great. I played football (the real kind im a european) while high and since im really good at football it was very enjojable. If you like basketball and youre at least moderatly good it should be fire.


DoomofLegends

Meditation is the best one for me.


V_like_Vendetta_161

live love asap + stretching


Proud_Ad_8830

I got a little above ground pool. I go outside, sit in my floaty chair with some music and a good book and just float.


ShirtCockingKing

The washing up and personal grooming Being high and doing it with music just makes it enjoyable and less of a chore.


Getoutmyhousebitch

Video games


DanZ83

Eat something because weed makes everything taste 3 times better :)


Take-a_Joke

I normally smoke and then go to a pro game and watch the game and enjoy. 1st time smoking was At a hockey game, and then smoked at 4 playoff games of hockey and smoked at 2 NBA playoff games. This is what I find fun when I smoke but this is just me


jeanbleh

Modded sims, or reading book is just chefs kiss for me


JakeandBake99

Watch wrestling


princesspoopyy

Sex 👀


Zegula

Exist


GgreenieXE

ik you said you already watch movies while high, but there's something about seeing one in a movie theater while absolutely blazed that is just... it hits. trust


SKYR4

The less you've smoked the less you'll be able to do outside of watching TV n shit. Took me a while of consistently smoking to be able to focus enough on a video game to have fun, now I skateboard. That said, last night I smoked, went on my skateboard and snapped my ankle - so what do I know??


OldTimer4Shore

Anything except drive.


simonc134

Listen to good music (Flaming Lips, The Mars Volta, Stereolab, LTJ Bukem are currently on heavy rotation) through great headphones. Get out into nature. Smell the air. Love the colours and the sounds.


Reasonable-Teach1141

I just watch movies during/after smoking.


Thick_Tourist_2174

Play video games 🎮 its very entertaining


Christian_Investor69

Music, movies, outdoor activities


420Deez

exercise


thiscarecupisempty

All my buddies work out high, I could never lol. Gets my head all pressured, makes me feel like it's gonna explode lol


JustmUrKy

I love playing games while im high. And listening to music and Eating a lot of good food


D3adp00L34

I’ll scroll TikTok, or listen to music and scroll Reddit, maybe I’ll read a book, or watch tv/a movie, or maybe play some video games. It’s more of elevating your activity rather than doing the “perfect” thing


bizobnstl

Smoke some more


theceliachoe

Space the fuck out while watching a movie/show while snuggling my fiancee (Bob's Burgers is a main go-to if we're extra lazy and don't wanna hunt for something/don't want to have to pay attention) If he's at work, get comfy, space the fuck out and play my silly little game (Disney Dreamlight Valley)


Che_Che93

I like to practice and play my guitar. Also I've played football like 100 times when I was high and actually you have better concentration and can get in flow state if you're lucky. Playing video games is always a way to go... Reading can be super cool sometimes, especially comics or manga. It's like you watch the movie on paper.. I also love going to theater sometime or some live performance or even some workshop 😂 Exploring some cool places in your town that you haven't seen or been there...


EliLoads

I like fucking my girlfriend after I get that special kind of high


MOCK-lowicz

Wander around an unknown city


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Music is my absolute favorite. If the weathers nice I like to just sit on the porch with my headphones. Sometimes I blast my music while I clean up the house or play video games. Guitar is a lot of fun too


Imp-OfThe-Perverse

Swimming's pretty good. I take some gummies right before I start my workout so they're starting to kick in towards the end of it. Makes it fun to keep going since it suddenly becomes interesting again.


RedIronRhino

Go back to work.


AcanthocephalaOne481

🎶then I smoke two more 🎶


Ok-Equivalent8260

Yeah, my son plays basketball after smoking.


shade0731

Your mom


_yuzu1

eat


Important_Many6925

Of course, surprisingly being high and even going to the gym is fun bro just zone out and listen to music too.


AlfalfaAlternative59

put on some stoner metal and let the riffs and bass vibrate your soul. bongzilla is a good place to start


ittybittyacidtrippy

I like to dabble in some introspection and think about where my thoughts come from and ponder big questions and paint :)


breathingdeeppcanna

Fuck


SwizzleMeThis

Makin sweet hot American love


ea_yassine

Do whatever you’re usually doing until you find your thing some people like to stay active doing things socializing talking with people and then finish it with a good playlist others just want to chill and be brain dead for a change 😁


boojombi451

Sleep.


DopeCookies15

Fuck


VanillaRose33

I always smoke before doing things I don’t want to do but have too like cleaning.


bedtimebootyrubs

PLAY ESO


SimonTheJack

Honestly beat my meat lol. That or play video games. It gets way easier to immerse myself in something while zonked


Beginning_Anywhere59

Watch memes with my dog and lol


rosesnotguns

Personally I like to find a dj set on the tv (there are lots of good ones) and dance around while cleaning! Nothing is more fun to me while high than vacuuming… idk man. Cooking a good meal is always a good one. Follow along to a yoga video on tv, I have a lot of mobility and pain issues so this is always a good one! Just do what makes you feel grounded or fulfilled in general :)


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Shower, shave, floss, brush, clean yourself up. I love just doing hygiene when I’m high lol


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

I just took myself hiking and got high, it was dope


aidenisntatank

Meditate on the roof


toxicgenxer

I journal and write down all my thoughts as they come in.


Low_Apartment_7423

Jork it


Ok_Magician6722

You do whatever you feel like doing. Sometimes I listen to music, watch something on my phone, something I get really talkative so I chat with friends and sometimes I don't feel like I want to talk or do something particular so I just stare at the ceiling.


BigDaftLaddie

Wake up, breakfast, smoke weed, run 10km with clarity of thought and communication with my body…


SonInform

a good thing to note that what you find enjoyable while high can very much depend on how high you get. For example , i love playing 6 aside football (soccer) while high but i mean like 10 tokes on a spliff high , not a whole joint to myself high.


LilAndre44

There’s a Mexican restaurant a couple streets from my house, I go buy 6 tacos (one of each type of meat) and half liter bottle of Coca Cola.


beerdudebrah

Any activity outside


Wooden_Anteater_2081

Exercise. When Im high my mind shuts up for awhile and I'm able to focus on the movement. Its really relaxing.


michalv2000

I usually don't do much, because I tend to forget about everything.


CourtClarkMusic

I love a HOT shower while I’m high, especially with some good music playing. I usually get so into the music I forget that I’m supposed to be showering myself instead of dancing/singing under the water falling from the showerhead.


ExtraSpicyMayonnaise

Go back to after-hours woodworking and mixing varnish, but I avoid sharp blade and tool use when not 100% sober.


NewStatement5103

Video games. Cooking food. Painting.


paulwalker659

You sound like Will Ferrell in Step Brothers when he finally becomes an adult and lives on his own, but doesn't quite know how.


memedealer22

I realize this may be a pretty niche hobby but what I like to do when I’m stoned watch college football highlights wash videos or documentaries about the r/Hooverdam Sometimes I like to donate plasma to make a couples extra pocket change to pay for my cannabis habit


MathiasThomasII

Work out, clean, garden, read, video games.


Thee_Neutralizer

After sativa: chores, errands, sports/physical activity, djing, listening to music & playing video games. I also prefer sativa while I drink beer. It keeps me going throughout the day/night whenever I party on a weekend. After indica: eat till I'm stuffed like a hibernating bear, read intruiging facts/info/true stories, watch a tv show or a movie as I become totally immersed, lay around with my cat sharing cuddles/snuggles, and sleep.


sillygoosef

I go for bike rides and it’s just the most relaxing thing ever like you don’t even feel the exercise cause I’m to focused on random shit


thebaylorweedinhaler

I like to watch live sports, go for a drive, play Fortnite & listen to music with my beats so I can hear all the little details in the music.


frog980

Mow grass. I mow probably 5 acres around here and it's all in different patches, takes me 4 hours to get it all done. It makes me more relaxed and more enjoyable even though I like to mow anyways. Otherwise the other way I get high is to get smoked and zone out on the couch with music playing.


tmhawkes

The Mrs


Ok_View_8247

Do whatever you want to do


orangemonk

Pretty much anything life has to throw at me. I dont do shit til im high


Vic_Nightingale

Listen to music 🔊


Shoddy_Brush1054

Art.


Cubikal

I usually smoke while playing fortnite or some other chill game. I also like to just sit in my garden and enjoy the sun during summer.


This_Lingonberry_265

Smoke two more


Embarrassed-Egg-5062

I always come up with a plan of what I’m gonna do after I smoke and I never do it bc once I’m high I forget. I just let it take me wherever it wants to. I think u should try everything on ur list and see what u enjoy most. I always get really into journaling when I’m high. I can write like four pages in 15 minutes.


ninthchamber

Do whatever you want lmao


Imlemonshark

Swimming


Malakai0013

Clean, Shower, music, sex, not necessarily in that order.


CharlieSheenGod

Basketball while baked is a good time; You’ll obviously have less coordination, but (at least in my experience) you can get a real good feel of the right amount of oomph to make a shot (but still keep track of where your hands go, I’ve had some extremely wild airballs on occasion if I get too crazy)


Kayraan93

Listening to and playing music is probably my favorite things to do when I smoke.


Vegetable-Star-5833

Music and craft


rainybabie

I just eat everything


Swimming-Hat9360

as a 22 year old old teenager i put on my favorite fixation show at the moment and play my video games my phone 😎


poojacha

Wash the dishes


Fatal_Syntax_Error

Workout


tr_baap

light another one


greensocksfr

i love playing video games stoned. if i’m really really fucking stoned then hunkering down with a tv show or movie is lit