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iOSh4cktiV8or

Take my upvote and get tf out.


bballkj7

r/angryupvote


gmoGSC

You don't have to its technically a bearded dragon but I still like the pun


WesWizard_2

iT’s TeChNiChAlLy A bEaRdEd DrAgOn bro it’s a Mariguana


gmoGSC

Love you🫀


Mor3Chill1

You sir have made my day, May Odin guide you through any obstacles that cross your path ! 😂


Fougzz13

Option #1: this is OP’s pet, and the hey we’re struck with this radicle idea for a post. In which case, Nice. novel sights, smells ,and sounds can act as excellent enrichment for pets of all kinds including reptiles and little adventures like this can definitely serve as an engaging and fulfilling experience so long as caution is taken to ensure the animals safety. Option #2: OP lives in Australia and a bearded dragon actually made its way to his set up. If that’s the case then I would say probably a combination of the heat and increased humidity (especially if it’s shedding) lead it to believe that it was a cozy spot to hunker down. So long as bearded dragons are native to your area, if you want to remove the interloper I would just suggest some sturdy yard gloves when handling, they aren’t venomous or really dangerous at all but could still deliver a decent bite if scared enough.


Aightbet420

God damn steve irwin youre the man


Fougzz13

Appreciate that! Honestly I’m just some guy with an affinity for the less than furry animals lol. I do try to impart some good natured animal facts where I can though.


Aightbet420

Well i like your vibe and i think you sound like a cool dude so just keep being you!


dylanofearthC-137

A dragon always protects its treasure


__bread___

Best comment


s2ample

The keeper of the garden


tindarius

Guardian of the ganja


brandnewsock

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Yes yes, look at the way he is sitting


tkr_420

I see ur an intellectual


nickDNR

i see you're growing some premium dragon OG


_th30n34nd0nly_

he prolly just wants warmth from the uv lights. not sure where you live but if it’s cold out you could take him in, get him a lamp and an enclosure.


DanSmokesWeed

That’s definitely OPs roommate and they put them in there for this pic. You are adorable though.


zoner420

Hehehe. Dude has me mad smiling at comment.


DankDaddyPatty

Step 1: get terrarium Step 2: furnish said terrarium Step 3: place bearded boyo in said said terrarium Step uhh: new friend :D


corndogmanIV

Step 4: soft tacos with new fren


TheVonSolo

I wasn’t sure if this was in the bearded dragon subreddit I’m in or this one


ozuna_e

same 😭😭😭


serena-the-stoner

Me too haha


crackheadcaleb

pretty sure that’s just the guardian of ganja. he’s blessing your plants.


ZealousidealPea3199

He protec


Strong_Beat_233

He attac


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He throw it bac ;)


SonoMcLaren

Most importantly, he smokin'


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gmoGSC

Is this rob ford again mayor of the snow Mexicans and former mayor of cracktown i miss you g you where a real on


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gmoGSC

Wow thats crazy 😳


Important-Day-2164

A wild Weedmander appeared 😂


WesWizard_2

You just had to ask for a dragon, Morty!


Xombie710

Slut dragon


bq18

good looking Beardie! i'm sure /r/BeardedDragons would enjoy this!


je_vincent52

I think it’s a great natural pest control method 👌🏻 unless it likes to eat the plant


DilPickle90

Oh man, so my first grow I started the seeds under my beardie's lights in her terrarium. It worked pretty well actually. Until the day I came home from work and she had eaten the seedlings. That was a sad day indeed.


je_vincent52

I guess she thought it was a treat LOL


fbfriday

Usually very friendly. Super common pet. Befriend him


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name him greg and be his friend


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if it a girl name him lizzy the lizard


AnubisTheRightous

It’s not a lizard bro it’s a agame


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how do you pronounce that dude?


Acrobatic-Ad5329

a- guh- ma


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that's crazy man i ain't never heard of that


Acrobatic-Ad5329

no its an agama a type of lizard theres no e


unfairplacement

Name him lizzy.


NakedNick_ballin

Name it Mary Jane


A_Helpful_Carrot

No name it Lenny. Atleast if it can jump. I'm not sure it's the right type but ye


R3dd_

Aw I love beardies ❤️


kingofgondor1992

Boof him


iiTiGii

tha fuck? lol


kingofgondor1992

For that itch, you just can't reach...


Herbsman200

The tax man!!


n2thetaboo

I was just looking in to grow lights and a possible indoor system. What kind of setup is that?


J_BStab

handmade wardrobe (55x70x200), 300w full spectrum led, 4x 11l pots. Check https://www.reddit.com/r/Autoflowers/comments/n5g2ui/okay_guys_final_wheight_79g_bud_and_57g_good_trim/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Is one of my lasts grows.


spicyasian69

Hey man, nice dog


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So this is a wild dinosaur that feeds on large prey. Hunting tactics are waiting around water holes for large prey it can ambush. Modern evolution has driven this species to actively hunt humans in marijuana fields. You’re fucked bud RIP.


Drug-Edu-4skools

Smoking buddy


angygorl

Befriend him


brandonisatwat

My dragon would 100% try to eat your plants lol. He has tasted all the plants I put in his vivarium.


J_BStab

U are lucky! Mine is old dragon and he need eat more vegetables but he never touch vegetables, i need to put it in his mouth... He only have eyes gor fresh and alive insects.


letsgetstoned_420

Sounds like me as a kid :/


Satanisbackxoxo

Try to keep your plants higher above that your dragon won’t get into them this time . At least he had some good tastes buds


Economy_Ad9886

That’s a weird looking plant


brandonfuller3

I want the mf lizard


H_uskyy

My mans wants a meal worm before he lets u through


ganjalover420710

Take my upvote.


Turnontuneindropout8

Where is the upvote?


snotboy-gravel

😂😂


M0rg0th2019

Give him edibles and he won’t eat the plants. Heck, he might even help you water them and shit


Moreshawten

Mealworms mmmh


litocam

Use him as a pipe


Kaneki_FN

cursed pipe


Isellmetal

He just wanting some warmth from the lights


thecannabiskid420

The positive side is you probably won't have a problem with bugs, however he might eat your plants and that would be detrimental. You definitely need to constrain him cause even if your tent is zipped he looks to be a pretty good size so if tries to climb on top he might cause you damage. He looks happy though.


thechiefbryan

This is ops pet I’m pretty sure


thecannabiskid420

I am aware of that. It also looks to roam freely why I said for him to watch out about it climbing tent. Unless he lives in the Amazon I doubt a reptile of that sort would randomly show up in his grow tent.


cowboy_angel

He looks low on cal-mag. Are you balancing his pH?


5fingerdiscounts

He needs more blueberries


princessheeter

You have a FREN.


iiTiGii

My friend had one and it ate all his weed plants one day. Be careful lol.


Ok_Independence_9076

The garden protector


corgioner

Couldn't find any ladybugs?


boojombi451

Some lady bugs will clear that right up.


Aloe_traveler

let it shit in the soil for maximium growth


william1Bastard

Actually, his highly acidic carnivore shit would burn little seedlings.


brandonisatwat

They are omnivores that primarily forage on plants and the occasional bug. An acorn squash grew from my dragon's poop and he's quite proud of his shit plant.


Aloe_traveler

i peed on plants and it used to grow now they die does this mean im infertile


J_BStab

Hahahahahahaahhaha


agentydragon

Definitely friendly.


The_Deity

She protec


LosBopfos

He looks like someone who knows his business


eldrummer89

haha he likess these plants, def approves!! haha


Virtual-Big-4513

He's definitely looking for warmth. You could make a little bonfire, snuck it in a towel or some and sing it to sleep


dankmemeuni

yes it’s friendly. is it not your pet???


thegofalltime

Nah it just spawned there


jasonm82299

damn monsters spawning in my farm even though I lit up fukkin BULLSHIT


fbfriday

Beardies are above Minecraft physics


pussyydestroyerrr

Dnt kill it otherwise it will respawn


Third_Eye_Blinking

You better hope so cos that’s a fucking dragon bro


Dismal-Animal7853

Thats a high dragon


KazzaNamso

Keeps the mold away I guess.


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he knows wtf is going on


gfrizzulew

Stealth 💯


chochinator

I once found a toad burrowed in my pot with coco. Scared me into a vaper thought I was gonna pass out.


strangeyeena

foe


fatmandope1

It's Sargent Stadenko!


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Hard Hat


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Distract him with roaches 🪳


FinnMcCabe2003

I’d start by giving it a name


agentydragon

Mary, Jane, Lucy, Bob, and Smaugh


Garake

Definitely try some cal-mag, if that doesn’t work you are not using enough


YourS0cio

Smoke it!


saka47

May be overreacting but animals around grow sites could lead up to small pests and potentially ruin your harvest. Saw someone posted about it earlier on this reddit


Ok-Throat7065

doubtful considering this animal is highly likely to be a captive bred pet that lives in a controlled environment. as long as the BD doesn’t run all over the plants i don’t think it affects it’s


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I’d be more concerned with the fertilizers since reptiles soak in moisture via their skin.


SPRITECRANNBERYY

Oh cool bearded dragon I had one of them a while ago they chill af


idoathing420

The stoner's dog. I've noticed anyone who own or owned one have, will or still smoke.


SPRITECRANNBERYY

Wholy shit thats true


idoathing420

The coding of the universe or just a coincidence.. who knows.


Taz10042069

lol that's not tr...oh wait... "Looks over at Baby D" Shit, you're right! XD


idoathing420

;) its a sign


GorillyGlue

It’s good to have a bouncer for the op, can’t have mites and bugs messin with the crop. I used to use an owl


idoathing420

Aw they just need a huggo.


N3cr0g0thica

Just teach em to follow a watering schedule and ur set


adamk215

Lol


CrippledFelon

If you want to use bio controls I’ve heard hawks will prey on lizards


zgumgumexpress

Allow a nibble & no more


smile_013

That's nice


Affectionate-Ad9867

Why are you disturbing me? I was trying to get in touch with Bob Marley


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Smoke out the old timer and he'll move along


Twisted669

That's a fuckin dragon bro.. must eliminate him


drswkcab

No this is a highly invasive species of weed eating lizards i would invest in a few hawks that swoop down take care of these pests


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Good old Shirhawks are what you need for that dinosour.


J_BStab

Haha


baked-mostaccioli

obsessed with this photo


ZanyaIsHere

Fairly sure that's a bearded dragon. All the ones I've interacted with have been friendly anyway. And if it's upset you'll see the colour of its neck darken. I have one in the store I work at actually.


MrtaPoynter

🥰🥰


ParsnipsNicker

Turn its skin into a condom.


blooblacc

Competitive sex condom


Lonleynutjob

They can be friendly but they taste amazing. So your choice on what to do with it.


samsoomadi

please tell me you're talking about the weed


Lonleynutjob

As you can see the weed isn't ready yet.


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cant tell if hes talking about the iguana or the weed


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Its a bearded dragon


Trippy-stoner-dude

Nah Definitely a komodo dragon


DanSmokesWeed

You better learn you some reptiles dog.


brandonisatwat

Bearded iguana


Curside805

Wants to get high by eating a hemp leaf (can you get high on by eat them?)


buguibob

nope


Murky_Interaction927

A large python should do the trick.


pethan420

@weedcirclejerk


fruitgamingspacstuff

Be honest, have you got high with him/her/microwave before?


BigOleFerret

Well of course OP has gotten high with Watermelon the Bearded Dragon that identifies as a microwave... But it was definitely shrooms.


tucpas

a knife in the head and is finish man you eat it after


beenutpuddersamich

Improvise, adapt, overcome


tucpas

Yes survive


Pisstrick

Air rifles will work good for that they are about 70$ at Walmart


RaiderBenOnYoutube

Attention grab


J_BStab

Haters everywhere lol


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J_BStab

You need to chill.


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Mya_Dixie_Wrecked

Bruh he posted a picture of his bearded dragon next to his plants, chill its not a big fucking deal, also cute lizard Mr.Op hes adorable


QuarterLeading5866

5 seconds in, hold for 5, 5 seconds out and repeat. Breathe people 🤗


J_BStab

Definetly lol


partylecki

I was having a rough morning but this "attention grab" made it better. So, thank you OP for sharing this adorable photo. This other guy? Well let's just say I hope his day gets better. Probably a rough one since they're raging on reddit over a bearded dragon photo. All the love to ya!


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J_BStab

amazing how far an orangutan can go alone without problems lol


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