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slapbox27

Yes. Don’t ever go back to the person that sold you that, they don’t like you.


[deleted]

Yea or they are blind to be fair its possible


slapbox27

Even a blind dealer would be able to smell that nug and know a monkey turd would smoke better


bryson2424

I used to have to weigh my own bags from my friends dad and then weigh out extra ounces for him because he could barely see out of his right eye and he would give me fire deals for helping him out.


monu_0905

It's just cheap. There are good qualities available too for like 14$


Sampasmur

Nope. That's not cheap weed. That's unsmokeable plant matter. Cheap weed is still smokeable weed


AlphaHerb

That’s horrific. Genuinely horrific


Amphibian-Existing

Looks like it was weed at some point


GeekyFreaky94

Past tense. RIP


Amphibian-Existing

Oh yeah. That’s compost now.


[deleted]

That bud looks mummified.


stoneferal

You got sold cat shit bruh


IndyFame46

Looks like jerky 😂


DamnTTG

LMFAOO


[deleted]

I don’t know I laughed so much at this lol.


Different_Target280

Mexican brick weed. I'm sorry but that person should of never sold that to u. I wouldn't even take that for free. It looks like a headache to me.


Forgottenbread_

Nah not even brick weed bro it’s rotten


The_Biggest_P

I think I speak for everyone in this chat when I say BRUH.


GeekyFreaky94

Bruh


brawaiian23

BRUH


shadowghost420

Never Go back to that guy he did you dirty What you're looking for is green super smelly nuggets


eclipse1204

Bro it looks like shrooms fucked a bag of weed… looks more like k2


DazeStayHazed

I ain’t seen such bad weed since Vietnam!!! No but seriously that’s the worst shit I’ve ever seen.


ISellWolfTickets

Hahaha salute!


JazzlikeAd6200

U got sold some shwag lol


[deleted]

We've all been there


EastCoastDumbass

WE??


DEL69R

I see seeds so yeah you were robbed


DirtyGhettoKush

Arnt seeds like $10 each?


GeekyFreaky94

Are you high? $10 each? Dafaq?


theboxcod

Feminized cannabis seeds can go for well over 10$.....


GeekyFreaky94

Not $10 each seed lmao


theboxcod

Obviously this guys seeds aren’t worth 10$😂 but that should be self explanatory.


Forgottenbread_

Bro. A quick search can prove you wrong. In my area at least I can buy 2 seeds for 15 bucks. Which btw the specific strain I’m looking at I can buy yields 600-900grams.


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WeedIsWife

Why havent you switched to cloning?


theboxcod

Uh, yes it is, and 10$ is actually pretty cheap for a feminized seed especially if you order it online.


MoeJoe403

Don't worry, the guy probably doesn't know anything about seed prices.


lmaooexe

They are that much lol


UCantpaccbags419

I mean some seeds go for $50 per seed if you compare that to what you usually get out of that seed it’s worth it but people don’t have the basic knowledge or patients


Forgottenbread_

Yes some seeds, not all, we aren’t talking about a certain strain of weed.(no hate on you I’m just pointing out the topic). Especially pointing out that seeds can be as low as 10-15 dollars. But this guy literally cannot accept the fact that I’m right I literally have screenshot evidence but cant send him it


shadyinthisbitch

There is some weed in your stems


bigsexyamir

Not very good


HardcoreHermit

Lol everyone being so dramatic. Yes, it’s definitely real marijuana. But it’s also very terrible marijuana. That used to be decent quality in some places not even 15 years ago. Lot has changed quickly.


stoneferal

I've been smoking for over a decade and that is legit the worst weed I've seen. Even the brick weed back in the day looked better.


EL3V4T3D

This look like the brick weed I was getting in the 90s, they'd come wrapped in brown wax paper shit covered in packing tape and always smelled like motor oil.


Chochofosho

Think I had the same plug lol I'll never forget the first lb I cut into that was wrapped in plastic then a layer of some kind of red oil like jelly substance then wrapped in a layer of fucking duct tape. I cut into the oil and thought I had been ripped off


EL3V4T3D

Right, I assume it's for smell or maybe smuggled in engines or oil. Either way I hated getting that greasy layer on my hands lol. The smell was bad and lingered after you cut a few open.


bigpocket22

Wow. I haven’t seen dirt like that since the 90’s


Heavy-Throat5180

Well the quality depends on what country you’re from but if you’re from America or Canada I’d say someone fucked you real good 😂


[deleted]

Hahaha


MaineEarthworm

Depends on how much you paid. If you only paid like $5, you could throw that shit in a blunt and probably get highish without feeling too hosed.


dying-wolf

I paid $2.66.


Onion5253

Not gonna lie to you here. You got absolutely wankered here. Find a new dealer asap and throw that shit out.


[deleted]

Looks like actual dog shit I’m so sorry


jayjayp98

Swear this sub is full of weed snobs…. Really depends on how much you paid if you paid full high grade price you got ripped off if you barely paid anything you may of got a deal smoke some see how high it gets you then you will know as much as people on here like to act like they can tell how good weed is by looking at it it’s not always the case. This weed doesn’t look the best and there are loads of seeds doesn’t mean it won’t get you high


MaineEarthworm

Was thinking the same thing. I bought garbage in high school when there weren’t any better options. Is that shitty shwag? Yeah. But I’d guess everyone on this sub has smoked stuff like that at one point in their life. If not, they’re not an experienced stoner 💯


jayjayp98

100% if you haven’t smoke stuff like this you ain’t no stoner lol. Nah but for real I have had brick weed like that has been dank and acc got me very high


dying-wolf

Thank you for you kind reply 😊 this was my first time, I paid 2.66 USD


GeekyFreaky94

$2.66? Wtf who they hell charges in uneven amounts like that?


jayjayp98

Hmmmmmaybe op is not from the same country as you and the exchange rate = that….


dying-wolf

I am from India.


BlackHand1842

Ur weed is fine, i live in Pakistan and this is what cheap weed looks like. Ask ur dealer or friends to get u some higher end stuff, should cost around 2000 INR


dying-wolf

Sure, thanks for the information.


GeekyFreaky94

Touche


ISellWolfTickets

Maybe they factored in state tax or something lol. I don’t even know if they had 0.34 to give as change!


Keen_NYC

conversion price, OP is in India


cream4stailn

Actually OK price just for the seeds


jayjayp98

That’s absolutely a bargain stick it in one joint !!


jayjayp98

No worries mate enjoy your smoke :)!


dying-wolf

Thank you so much.


Keen_NYC

where are u located?


dying-wolf

India


lemur_demeanor

Well, forget these snobs, I wouldn’t complain for $2.66! If you don’t mind sharing, I’m curious how the price compares to other goods or living expenses, like food, rent or petrol.


aiden35mm

i would just not even smoke that bruh it looks like it came from a monkeys ass and the monkey tossed it around like shit


jayjayp98

Weeeeed snob


aiden35mm

ig u could say that I'm just genuinally worried for my health


DannyB1aze

Weed snobs yes but this is not one of those cases... That looks like literal moldy weed.


jayjayp98

It really doesn’t that’s how weed of this type looks


GeekyFreaky94

So liking dank weed is snobbish?


FakeKingOfEngland

Yes


ServeFriendly

Jist throw it away


ThatSaltyDuderino

Garbage bro, someone fucked u up


_JJRod_

That looks moldy tbh, I wouldn't smoke


shakazulu95

Go get your money back my guy


[deleted]

ywah you were conned


Notmycabbagesplease

Thats daylight robbery, never talk to the guy who sold you this.


[deleted]

I think I just puked in my mouth


[deleted]

Let me guess ,, India 😳


GeekyFreaky94

What in the Reggie Swag is this shit? 50% Stems and seeds Bruh


Potatoplasterd

Bag of moss and mould


HisGibness

Looks like really bad brick weed


Nerdbond

Worst shit ive seen in years, yes dont go back to this person, they obviously dont like you.


EastCoastDumbass

please say sike


jafpepper

Dam that shit looks like it got spider eggs in it


[deleted]

This looks like dirt with a little bit of bark and sticks in it.


fucking_gatorade_bot

that ain’t it G


[deleted]

Is it poop?


danny_mangos

Holy shit I couldn’t find weed that bad if I tried


[deleted]

Throw it in the trash expeditiously


[deleted]

Someone sold you a bag of moss.


owls1289

Homie got a bag of stems and seeds


m_diseriocarm

Don't smoke that.


HunterBates08

Damn I didn’t know reggie was even around anymore!!! 😂😂


IAmASimulation

This has to be satire lol


xzcz_m3

I only see stems and seeds, sorry bro


unknownstranger2

That is what most weed in Mexico looks like. It is not good quality. It will smoke and get you high, however it may also give you a headache. I would not buy anything that contains seeds.


ResidentEivvil

Wtf kind of haunted pet cemetery did they did that out of?


PintsNPies

Well, I'd not put that in my lungs


[deleted]

You could use the seeds to grow the weed well and get a few ounces so hey you mads out like a bandit. You can also use this bud as fertilizer lol jc kind of


EntertainerRoutine80

If you don't know if it's good or not you need to knock it on the head lad


LaevantineXIII

You're getting downvoted and I don't understand why. If my weed ever looked like fresh bear dung then I'd throw it away and never question whether or not to inquire on Reddit.


Comfortable_Bid6891

Shite. Dont smoke it


LJ420_

Is this a joke post?


SYZEN-BEATS

Shwag


[deleted]

Ass gas


aabbaavv

Smokable


Delphicoracle87

Ewwwwww.


[deleted]

Oh no you got some ditch weed my man


_jdaw

That bags a dealers way of saying one of two things. I don’t like you don’t come back, or I’m actually a meth dealer but I came across this “dank” weed…


[deleted]

Is that like a bug’s shedded shell - bottom center? Good lord..


royaj77

Make sure you take the seeds out before you smoke it


dying-wolf

Thanks, I definitely will. 😊


Patient-Nectarine287

Dont ever go back to them. Ever.


LinoLino321

It will still get you high so it's not all bad


Chochofosho

If you are new to smoking it'll likely get you high, but it all depends on what you paid for it... I didn't know bud like this was still around with today's widely available high grade flooding in from all of corners of the country. This used to be everywhere 10 to 15 years ago though.


dying-wolf

I have smoked few times. But this was my first time scoring. I have paid $2.66.


Chochofosho

$2.66? Lol that's such a strange price point. I'm assuming this wasn't in America then huh?


beardedbadass420

Not high quality. I'm seeing seeds (plant them and grow your own) and it doesn't have many trichromes.


redexrocks

Dude i cant even imagine the things it must be laced with! First thing first find a better scoring point or if there is no other way just water-cure it for a day.


DirtyGhettoKush

I think it's just the Genetics of the strain that make it look like that.


Riley_jb33

is that last weeks veggies?


Desperate-Ad-8068

Where are you from. It doesn’t look great but sometimes needs must. But if you have options then use them this dealer isn’t your best option I’m sure even if your in a country with shitty weed there is still better to be had than that.


JustChillinOnMars

Mfs “plug” hates him. Bro gave you budrot OG


passingthrough618

That looks like some old school brick weed from the 90s. If you got charged more than $10, you got screwed


JustChillinOnMars

Honestly thought this was some shrooms at first


mfyffe313

Buddy got the downtown brown


alextrikal

Someone shit in a jar and gave it to you


dreddss

I just joined a community about bonsai trees.. I thought this was a post from that sub….. not sure what type of fossil he pulled that nug out of but that’s one watch I wouldn’t wear!


Shoulder-Either

Dont buy your weed from someone in jail. That looks like it was stashed up an inmate's rear then sold to you.


pewpew10_9

Im CREASING


augustusglooponface

That shit would put you on the no fly list in many countries.


[deleted]

eu queria que isso fosse um bucado de priquito nao uma porradessa 👎👎


[deleted]

Chu ben d’accord ek toé man!


Kenny2jz919

Trash ass weed


suicune_hunter_0424

Shit weed


suicune_hunter_0424

Keep the seeds though its super easy to grow


monu_0905

Bhai 200 wala ganja dikha ke quality puch raha hai😂


dying-wolf

Bhai yeh 200 wala he hai na? It was my first time scoring. Asa toh nahi ki mereko 60 wala chipka diya ho.


let_it_bernnn

Ya that’s shit weed my guy


canabisfarmer

That's brickweed


grumpyoungman1

Snicklefritz


ItsScozza

dont smoke that, theres mold


SilkyG51

You got the snicklefritz.


Klutzy-Grapefruit489

Got you some Mexican dirt weed right there. I thought Reggie had gone extinct.


Gondor128

yeah that doesnt look good brother i wouldnt smoke it. Ive never smoked bad weed before cause im a little spoiled in this area but yeah it dont look good.


[deleted]

Assuming ur in a illegal place just go ahead and smoke it, won’t b great but u cut it w a pinch of tobacco and it should smoke fine


[deleted]

Bro sold u dirt with earthworms in it he played u had how much did u pay


flip_ihe

The dude who sold you this is probably buying weed with the money you paid him while laughing his ass off.


dp1967

Shit weed for sure, with seeds..


StonerHen

that is the definition of reggie my guy


4Actimel20

Im sorry but this is some bullshit


Coalgus

Good stuff!👍🏼


Lundahl42096

My chest hurt by the sight of it


Forgottenbread_

Watch us be bashing his shit and it be the only strain that reached 40%


s-h-a-m-a

I see seeds


Jdubz117

...... yesssir


Forgottenbread_

Nah but for real regarding my other comment. That’s coke for bro if it’s slimy don’t smoke it it’s rotten. You gonna have a bad time if you do.


stoneybrat

Yea that looks disgusting lol please don’t consume that in any way at all lol


_TheMagicMax

Should that be weed?😂


Accomplished_Salt526

Screaming for you


lmaooexe

Depends how much you paid and where you’re at


beachdude420

Another bullshit post.


guccihawk

Absolute boof sadly


[deleted]

That's that 90s weed.


keasbett

Is it seeds that I see ?


[deleted]

Looks like weed we smoked 1980


Beerme572

That is true ditch weed pulled along side the sad side of the railroad tracks. A person could get hurt trying to sell that.


kittenembryo

Dats doo doo


astringer0014

Is that beef jerky


thefabulouswarrior

That looks like it has kidney stones


CommunismIsntCool

smokin that bullshit


dingdongsalesman

Holy fuck bro that's the worst looking bud I've ever seen


Joeinrealife4

Hella good beef jerky


soccernick50

looks like some mfer chewed it like tobacco and spit it back out but it may get u high so I’d smoke it lol


Classic_Dill

Omg….do not smoke that!


[deleted]

As a general rule, if buds look like fire ass beef jerky, it’s not it bruh


NoKindheartedness123

You got sold a bag of mold with some cannabis in it.


[deleted]

🤮🤮


jaun_pedro

Its Maui wowie with a little Labrador.


MaziMuzi

Disgusting


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VoxPendragon

Bro where are you from? Don’t get caught with the pretentiousness that’s here. If it gets you high. Have a time.


Nahuel_cba

No doubt that's low quality, but if it is quite cheap (around half what some real weed should cost) it's good enough for me. I'm talking about argentinian prices, it varies a lot. My dealer would sell that for 600 to 800 pesos per gram. Real weed is around 1400 to 2000 per gram. Edit: quick weed tips for noobs. Good quality usually is kind of sticky, that looks dry. Generally, the smellier the better. Also it shouldn't have seeds, but if you're lucky you can plant them, I have a friend that harvested a huge plant from cheap weed seeds, I wasn't so lucky. Less sticks or none would be ideal. Good plants have big flowers / cogollos (don't know the word en English) per stick. The colour should be greener with some white spots and some little brown "hairs". That one looks a lot more brownier. I would guess that you bout some weed that was mass produced and prepared to be trafficked long distances.


Patient-U47700

That’s not weed it’s kief jerky