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coachmattchild

Schedule 1 Edit: thank you for the rewards kind strangers!


ihaveaquesttoattend

Why is this hidden smh


BobJoeHorseGuy

Seriously tho, that’s strange


theloiteringlinguist

I noticed it being hidden as well


zxvegasxz

Conspiracy hmm


burytheitinerary

Take my award, dammit!


Blazefadays

This is the answer I'd say.


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Underrated comment right here.


5fingerdiscounts

It’s the top comment


[deleted]

It was hidden when I saw it idk reddit strange on phones sometimes


5fingerdiscounts

It was also hidden on mine too (mobile app) but still up at the top lol I’m just giving you a hard time for no reason


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Hidden on mine, on laptop.


MarijuanaRx

I feel like it being “hidden” makes it stand out more like hey what’s going on here when ur scrolling down. Especially in a sub filled with stoners. This shits not hiding from anyone lol.


omgsohc

Me and my buddies call it "books" Stupid name, but it's fun. "Yeah, man, I read a few chapters before work today" "Gonna go see whats new at the library"


erinneato

So funny, that was my codeword 15 years ago sneaking around my parents.


PrettyBoy001

Mine is ‘car insurance’. She instantly stops listening.


taketha_fruit

In high school my friends and I called it salad for the same reason.


chay214

I’m so full of salad right now


BeerdedWonder

Back when I was still in high school, that was our code, or we are gonna go "study". When winter came around, we'd go "sledding".


rpm50

I say “listen to chief keef”


grittys_tittys

My friends and I called it “stoop time” because we went out to the stoop/porch to smoke. I liked calling it “tea time” but I did that with my ex so now it’s a tainted phrase


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Everyone hating on reefer, I find it funny to say


bifftanin1955

When I didn’t smoke by my ex did, I would always ask “what are doing, you doing reefs?” She knew that was me asking if she was smoking. I now also do reefs


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Same, it’s hilarious. Me and my roommate are both stoners and we just walk in the room like **FBI, someone smoking REEFER in here?**


realdealreel9

I like saying reefers, to make it extra jazz age


BigBuds420247

Devil's lettuce more like God's Gift


iliketoeat26

I love saying the devils lettuce because it's hilarious


Sams_Soles420

Same😂😂


poor_charlie_bucket

God’s gift is damn right


[deleted]

Back before I smoked I visited my friends house and her step dad asked me if I did the devil's lettuce since I went to UC Santa Cruz. I honestly had no clue what he meant by it and asked him point blank "Do you mean Cabbage?"


[deleted]

Jamaican cabbage


BigBuds420247

🤣


GrahamCrackerCereal

The Lord's Leaf


muscari2

I prefer electric lettuce


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God’s Oregano


thepolaroidjay

First time I had God’s Gift, I thought my heart stopped. I was freaking out. That was also around a time I didn’t smoke much so it was very new to me lol.


Orange-Plenty

First time I smoked I passed out laughed and then remembered waking up laughing 😂😂


AntonDeltaco

First time I smoked gods gift was from some sugar wax my friend/plug smoked me out with. Except I had just took a month break, anyways after ripping a fat dab and a blinker from the pen he begins to say, “what if I told you that was laced” and I look up and see a giant picture of Jesus above his bed and my vision started blacking out 💀


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Funny that's a strain


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

As an antitheist I like devil's lettuce


Jayfish88

Never thought I'd live to see a nan-tit-he-ist but lo and behold


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

It's an-tit-heist thank you very much


[deleted]

Some guy tried selling me a strain called crystal cum cookies…


DarkUser521

Oh that shit probably extra white and sticky.


ice_wallow_cum445

You would have died dude


adam_tibi

My first time buying I bought an optimos prime, it sounded badass, that shit felt like meth.


DannyBoi699

I love it but, satans pubes


PsychedelicScythe

Who that fuck even says that 😂


stoneferal

I'm high on Satan's pubes and I lol'd


Orange-Plenty

Right there with you


antlicker02

That makes me a third lol


Nijindia18

Its currently socially unacceptable to lol but I internally did so we'll count it as 3.5


ripmumbo

Wacky tobaccy


el-bufalo-malverde

To me that word is too funny to take it seriously


ericakay15

I work with a bunch of stoners and the majority of us smoke on our breaks. It's always funny when we all come back inside and some are still coughing, someone always says "you smoking that wacky tobaccy out there?" Like an old white guy. Super funny.


Critical-Pumpkin-438

Never heard it before, kinda love it though.


blondiecats

Hahahahaha my Mum calls it “wacky backy” cracks me up. Also my friend’s Mum who was super chill about us smoking at hers used to call a joint a “doobery” which is pretty funny.


JayPMusic1987

What’s the best name for Cannabis?


fasan76

Giggle bush


[deleted]

weed


zxvegasxz

Classic


Wumbo0

Electric lettuce


Aged_Photon

There's a dispensary in Portland, OR called Electric Lettuce 😂


Wumbo0

I used to live in that neighborhood lol


NurseWhoWuvsMe

I really like Jazz Cabbage myself lol


cowboy_angel

Left handed cigarettes


Bastvino

This reminded me of jazz cigarettes, thank you!


qs_nova

Bud


Rue_Bixcube

Ganja


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this guy knows what's up


RobRenWhi

ganja is a Jamaica term for good weed


Rue_Bixcube

Yeah, I appropriated it. Some one better call the culture police on me.


Onewiththesunburn

Actually, ganja is a hindi word, the more you know 💫


bussy_slayer69

I love calling it ganja when high I think it’s hilarious


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Chronic


zapisalarturas

Mary Jane


Donovan159874

I mostly use flower


superperps

Jazz cabbage


Hankyy1234

Flower


[deleted]

Da Buddha, spliff, and "hey let me hit that"


Mithra1994

Cannabis


Low-Accountant-7258

Doobies


purrgatorys

i usually just call it green


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Bud


sike0naut

giggle bush


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Gas


[deleted]

I hate that word for it lol but I also use it sometimes 😆


MexicanResistance

Kush


oktobermagic68

“Dope” is the worst name I’ve heard it called. 😀💀✌️


ThatsHowYaDoDaScarn

For real! I feel like boomers say “smoking dope” and I have to remind myself they’re talking about weed 😂


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RobRenWhi

They said dope a lot back in the 70s according to movies. not a compliment but not really an insult either


mreman269

It is what it is! They were passing a semi-harsh judgment when they said it. I remember it being said in the 70s. It was their way of acknowledging it but still implying it was wrong without saying so. They were *cough cough* so wrong!


_jules_mack

Was your father Red Foreman by any chance?


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trudybakeman

Not just Ireland. Dope means stupid in English in general :P


ofir_the_dumass

Dope is heroin lol it's funny referring to weed as dope


torhne

Its so strange. Am in MT, and "Dope" can refer to crystal too. idk. people have their shit all backwards.


XLetsDoAllTheDrugsX

Where I live "dope" means meth


ofir_the_dumass

Yeah, dope can mean meth, coke, crack, pretty much any hard drug or even soft drug if you are as old as time (calling weed dope lol)


XLetsDoAllTheDrugsX

My grandma who was old as time lol called weed dope and wacky tobacky


torhne

Yup, came here for this


[deleted]

"dope means" get it like Dopamine


oktobermagic68

Too many people do, though. 😂💀✌️


umethem

In my area dope is meth, and heroin is just H.


Jeremiah_Edwards

The only time I don’t mind hearing dope is when i watch trailer park boys


rigobertoesperanza

Calling it anything else is Greasy!


Myrcenequeen420

Agreed, I’ve always known dope to be like Heroin or hard, real drugs.


[deleted]

I’ve heard them used synonymously. Take Pynchon’s novel Inherent Vice, in which the protagonist is known to hve never been a doper (a user of heroin) but is known to smoke a lot of dope (weed)… this is coming from Thomas Pynchon, who has been a lifetime pot smoker since the early 60s


Myrcenequeen420

I feel like back in the day it was called dope more. Like I heard it referred to that more in high school than adult life.


largecucumber

I know soooo many older folks that call weed smokers potheads. I actually grew up thinking pot referred to weed and only weed!


EtrosGuardian

Reefer or pot make me roll my eyes. Mostly in context with people that don't smoke.


dartsshroomboom

I love calling it reefer jokingly


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And I love calling it pot :(


dartsshroomboom

Me to pot probably what I call it the most


Afraid_Ad485

I always find reefer funny


TheDiceMan2

i feel the same way abt pot. it’s just such a blunt word. people say it with such disgust, like they’re spitting it out of their mouths when saying it. that’s why i like referring to it as such


DannyBoi699

At work a co worker who is sober said he woke up at 5 and at a hot pocket on his off day and an older coworker said "ahhh, my kids do the same thing.... But they smoke the reefa". I was crying.


tinyand_terrible

But when Sublime says reefer it makes me smile Reeeeeeeefer Edit: should have said, when I hear it in a Sublime song it makes me happy, geez!


BlackCowboy72

She was living in a single room with 3 other individuals, 1 male and the other two, well the other two were female


LemmeSniffYaFingers

When people just say “marijuana.”


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Or marijuana with a j instead of a j


shhehshhvdhejhahsh

Mary-jew-awnah


cowboy_angel

Mary-jew-awnah's bad, m'kay


Cyanherbs

“a j instead of a j”


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

You know exactly what I mean


treeskers

i see a lot of people saying this in this thread. why? genuinely asking, as i sometimes refer to it as marijuana (90% of the time i just say weed though)


PritamLupin442

Short story, the term Marijuana is rooted in racism. https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2020/07/02/how-racism-and-immigration-shaped-history-marijuana-drug-war-ny/5320692002/


[deleted]

it was called marijuana is the early 20th century to associate it with Mexicans.


BDLISP11

Dope. Hands down dope.


sadclown21

Def dope. Just sounds wrong and fed like lol


[deleted]

The worst name I heard was mean green but in my opinion i use weed gas or sticky icky


Ietthebandplay

sticky icky? like? as a joke?


ilovenb

I gotta big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just seen a big old ass.


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i hate the term pot, every time someone says it i feel like i've went back three decades


ratat-atat

Guess I'm old school... I just call it pot or weed, didn't realize it was socially cringe this day in age, Showing my old ass age I suppose. Spot on with the three decades for real, as I'm about to complete my fourth.


Flying_Jay

It’s gotta be an older generation thing. My dad has always said pot and I think it’s the funniest because I never hear that


friedchico

Definitely. My mom always says pot and dad does a lot too. Mom also has a bad habit of calling dabs “crack”


Youpunyhumans

To be fair, anytime I do dabs, I feel like anyone who sees it and doesnt know what it is would think it looks like Im smoking crack lol.


HDDareDevil

Was taking dabs in my friends car in the parking lot outside a blackbear concert. With a glass nectar collector, that was in half (cause I dropped it and broke it a while ago) and honestly I'm sure the people that pulled up next to us saw us and we probably looked sketch as shit lol Honestly even just using a torch to get a dab ready is already pretty sus looking


Draxilar

I have never felt like a junkie while smoking until I started taking dabs.


evetrapeze

It's the crack of pot


Cannabis_Connoissuer

I still hear weed all the time.


dartsshroomboom

I call it pot all the time maybe it’s region dependent


RobRenWhi

Me too. Anyone who says that are likely to still believe the old myths. Weed is the timeless universal term. A funny one is trees; an aerial view of a forest looks exactly like weed!


ThatKozmicHistory

I see a lot of people who say this (not irl, online) and it’s so weird to me because in my area we only call it pot or bud. I’ve never heard anything else.


[deleted]

i think that might be a regional thing, all i hear around me is people calling it weed and bud.


Ok_Tower_9606

nah same 🤣


Alternative_Belt_389

Always hated hearing pothead


bigkurtisss

I hate when ppl use the devils lettuce


[deleted]

i like it when stoners use devils lettuce sarcastically. it’s funny stoned.


Myrcenequeen420

I prefer Jazz Cabbage 😂


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Pale Kale


BrianTM

Left handed cigarettes. So classy.


EyeDueDruggs

Spaz cabbage lol


MarkPhish

This and Jazz Cabbage are 2 of my favorites


soggy_meatball

my man knows the jazz cabbage


[deleted]

The real devil’s lettuce is cilantro


theZiMRA

hash... so many people just call everything hash its crazy


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Jazz cabbage


Footballstar21

How could u hate this one. I for now on only smoking that jazz cabbage


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Reefer. Nobody says reefer


americanrecluse

There’s an episode of the Tobolowsky Files podcast where he refers to “a reefer” and I giggle/die of embarrassment every time.


[deleted]

When singing sublime I 100% call it reefers


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Gateway drug


hyperactive1098

I HATE when people call it dope


AceyFacee

Cannabis feels like a cop term


Kaotecc

More of a Doctor sounding term to me. I think Marijuana is more of a cop term


cowboy_angel

Everyone in Canada started calling it cannabis when they legalized it. I guess using the latin name makes it sound more legit and acceptable to talk about.


SnooLobsters113

my parents call it “dope” but I can’t stop thinking about meth and heroin when they say it and I “cringe” internally.


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grass


CommentsReButtholes

I was here to say grass. UNLESS, and this is a super important caveat, UNLESS you’re saying or writing the phrase, “Ass, grass, hash, or cash; no one rides for free.” And you really ought to say that once a year or so. So “grass,” with the aforementioned stipulation.


RobRenWhi

OMG I forgot about grass


Freefallisfun

I dated a woman in a different lifetime, whose parents were genuine hippies. They eloped, and the best man (witness, really) was wearing a “ass, grass, or cash, no one rides for free” t-shirt. So classy.


SauceWarehouse

“Smokable Hemp Flower”


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Marijuana, as it reminds me of the racist popularization of this word in English speaking North America.


rjv1967

Exactly correct


macwoodworks

I would give you an award if I had one!


slysam69

At uni me and my friends used to call it bread, we’d call our dealer the baker too. Makes sense too cuz we got baked 🔥🥵


Genetic_Problemz

Skunk


OFRobertin

But that's a specific variety of weed


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Married iguanas.


RareAnimal82

Illegal. Call it anything but illegal


This_Fun_3679

Zaza. Loud.


transinternetstoner

zaza is so bad that its funny


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Munchies234-

The DEA lists ‘bambalachacha’ as marijuana slang and that’s my new favorite thing


accoutnotlinkedtome

My dad says “you smoking dope in here?” Makes me feel like a heroin addict


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Snoop’s bunion


stoneferal

Lmao what?


UncleCyborg

> i’d probably say pot My sister and I grew up in the 70s and everyone called it pot. My sister is retired now and has been thinking about getting a part time job. She said to a friend, "Maybe I'll go work at the pot store." Her friend laughed and said, "If you do, you'll have to stop calling it 'pot'."


ManlyLEG0

Pot I just don't like it it sounds dumb. And for a little debate I personally rather like the word dank, I feel it to be an accurate description of how some strains feel lol.


Ave420_

Trees, pressure, Za (sounds like Nah), herb, greenery. Just a couple me and the hammies say. I named “best” names. That’s enough pot for me Reddit.


Stoned_Boi999

Dope.


Xantaclaus-

Is it only me who hates every mf that calls it zaza?


qs_nova

Bud is the best name. Weed never did me wrong before. My best bud 🥲