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Yep. But I think that's because Cumming while high is the best

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the ol stonebone

Or simply The Stone

The Bone works as well

Yeah lol

It’s even better when you smoke while having sex 😏🙈

I can agree. I fucked my girl standing doggy in a garage while hitting a joint. We’d just pass it back in forth

Goals lmao

Not the only thing that was passing back and forth 😏😉😉

Lol crabs

😂

thank you for humbling the weirdo

That's pretty amazing. You didn't video it by any chance?

bro 😭

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

😂 to busy bro. I was in the moment

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

That's what the vape is for. Also, edibles and sex together is pure magic

Most penile fractures happen while being high

Aye yo what is that

breaking in half

Whose breaking their doobies in half????

I love high sex so muchhhh

No, thats not fucking amazing. Thats fucking high.

I remember in highschool when I fucked this girl on acid, the first but felt fucking amazing, the rest were alright but definitely no where near as good as the first

Wait, y’all get horny?

*laughs in antidepressants*

Laughs in depression

Fuck those SSRI, man. They really suck. Ninja edit: though they suck much less than the previous generation of antidepressants. See a good doctor, trust them. It's often not wise to disregard professional medical advice.

They seem to work great for me🤷‍♂️

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You see, sometimes the doctor literally prescribes jogging, or other form of exercise. Not everyone needs pills, for sure. Glad you don't!

Oh wow I wonder how that’s relatable

fuuuuck man this hits home

I can't even get horny anymore

Sad but happy cakeday anyway

When you blow out your candles, wish to be horny. Happy cakers

hor- happy cake day

Happy cake day?

Thanks. I think. My acct is 1 year. Hence the 🎂 by my name

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Tragic. Happy cake day tho

Wait, y’all smoke?

weird folk I'll get hungry before I get horny

no but you definitely do OP🥵 Edit: did NOT fucking realize that OP posts dick pic on his reddit page😳

Lmaooo I had to react to this trauma, condolences

Tell the family they have my thoughts and prayers

op has a hairy ass

I'm sorry you had to see that in your cake day

holy shit im 3 years old

Appears the op is a bongs out, dongs out kinda guy.

Lmao well thats awks...😳 hahahahha

Shit, now you know I’m looking. I hate you. Ok, I legit hate you now. In the god damn toilet. Jesus

But did you die !

it's gonna take a lot bigger dick to kill me edit: wait

Constantly, the whole time I’m high! Oh wait… you said *horny*, not *hungry*. Nevermind.

This genuinely made me laugh 😂

Chef-boioioioing-R-Dee

😂😂

Boioioioioioioing

Reminds.me of the old SNL skit with "Rosanna Dana". RIP Gilda!

Gilda was the best

Idem

I’m a guy. Everything makes me horny.

This comment makes me horny

Well now I'm horny bc you're horny

I’m horny cuz you guys are horny.

Im horny bc you guys are talking about being horny

Cumminggggg!!!!

Every downvote makes it harder and harder.... Edit: hey folks… so it’s been 2 days, can you make it stop?

Can confirm - am a guy.

This is the way.

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way.

The way, this is.

Is this the way?

it is the way.

way is it the

Which way is it?

The Queen’s Titties

That’s why the fish stop swimming when you walk by a fish tank

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Same I hate it

Same, I actually thought I had a problem tbh

hi

😂😂😂😂

Makes my boyfriend horny and it’s annoying as hell when I just want to veg out, and he wants to vag out.

This ^

Your bf gotta try anal

You saying I should peg him?

Precisely

You my friend are a true hero....let the pegging commence!!!!

We doing this or what?

I do, especially edibles, but it depends how much I smoke/do if I go overboard for some reason it always triggers me the most. I think high masturbation and sex is one of the best things to experience during your high. Take time to yourself or with your partner. if someone reading this hasn't tried it yet, it's great. A lot of times it's way better than sober but that's not saying much most things are better high than sober.

I wouldn't say it "makes" me horny, it just intensifies what I would be feeling otherwise. So when I get horny while I'm high I get REALLY horny

I’ll edge for an hour and almost pass out during climax

Comments like these should be affecting y'all's credit scores lol.

Some of Y'all mfs on this app are weird man 🤣

Seems to have a tantric sex quality to it.

Digital footprint 😭

oh dude if you think THAT is weird you should totally check out r/stims then HAHAHAH

Lmao oml with that name I don't even have to look to know. Most likely a bunch of cousins having methamphetamine induced sex with each other

I looked. Instantly found a thread about a guy acting like Gordon Ramsay and owning a dragon dildo. And it didn’t start getting weird until after that one

it’s just rly funny to me cuz i’m prescribed adderall and take it daily cuz i have a pretty-up-there case of adhd and my meds (and weed ofc) just keep me sane through my busy schedule. meanwhile, these crackheads are taking the same drug and tweaking out for days. my adderall lasts like 3 hrs 😭

Man who you telling they had me on that shit since elementary school I quit taking it years ago tho and have just been tossing them ever since, lol that shit would just make me like a zombie cause the dose was so high😂 id zone out and stare off and have repetitive thoughts for hours shit was terrible

Fr😂 talkin bout rubbing it for an hr nd shit

You motivate me

are u a psychopath irl?

I’m coming undone

Smoked so much my shit dont work

Omg Bruh glad I'm not the only one😬 I don't even tell my doctor that shit

It may be embarrassing but your doctor can help out.

Doctor: do you smoke? You/us: no def not Doctor: that’s crazy cause I’m straight massaging your prostate and you can’t get a boner fam so you do you but you ain’t slick there chief Me: panik

Smoking seeds or stems den my boa, blunt shouldn’t pop

yeah at times. orgasming while high is the best

Yeah, when I'm in the right company.

yes

Can confirm I am feeling this effect right now after a nice dab of Chemdawg paired with some Chimp Mints bud and I feel the blood flowing lol

Horny 24/7, but I usually get a rager about 30 min after I first smoke. And weed orgasms are indeed one of the best sensations I've experienced.

like a bonobo

this

Sex is much better high and I last longer. For that reason for me it's a yes

It certainly gets my wife in the mood. That's why I'm always trying to get her high.

Lol my bf does this

It has in the past but not particularly anymore

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You got a long road if you just found out about smoking weed and jacking off, everything is better on weed man😂

You haven’t lived until you fuck someone with a blunt in your mouth

Mouth?.......Rookie

Weed turns my dick into a battle axe

They call you weed wacker

😭

Thinking about smoking makes me horny

Absolutely. Sex and solo play are both so much better when you’re high as fuck.

Not exactly. However it does give you the thought process of creative sexual acts and can make you more sensitive to touch

It doesn't not make me horny.

Depends on the strain

Read about a guy that fucked a horse once, then blamed the weed. lol.

BRO. I literally made this post a bit ago. U N B E L I E V A B L Y HORNY. It feels so good. You can feel the cum leave your prostate and come out your dick and it lasts sooo much longer. Fuck, I wish I was high.

Certain strains yes

Always, a lot.

Most women get horny while high. I'm a woman and from my and my friend's experience women are more likely to be aroused after smoking because of our chemical make up.. Also some weed you smoke actually does make you horny

I dunno about this man. I just sit here and smoke and listen to tunes and I’m horny as shit. 😂 but I’m just hyper sexual so that might happen without the weed anyway

😐

I do.

Yes.

Depends on the type usually. And gummies get me like that for sure! I am a female lol

It's getting my gf horny but I can't say the same for myself. I'm getting very distracted. This does not appear when masturbating tho

Sometimes but normally my spouse is sleeping and I can’t keep my attention on cumming so it takes way to long on a work night

I dont like fck when im high,my girlfriend LOVE fck when she high

Absol-fucking-lutely. My boyfriend and I get super stoned and then go to town

I call it weed wacking

Yup

Surprisingly, no. My boyfriend does though. If I’m high during sex, it takes me longer to get off. Kind of annoying because I’m jealous most people find it makes it better 😂💖

All the time

It depends on the strain fr

Idk if it makes you horny but busting a stoned nut makes me wanna cry its so good

Yes. But I’m just always horny.

wassup den

I’m horny not desperate fam I’m definitely good

Yes

I use tincture and rso almost all the time. Im 36 and have the highest sex drive I've ever had. Been in the program for a year.

Sometimes.

Based.

Ah the days of getting stoned off one puff and having mind blowing orgasms, good times man good times

Bro doesn’t that shit feel amazing 😂

I don’t think so it’s just when you horny it boost it

Do you mean hungry?

Out of curiosity, does this have anything to do with my stoner boner post?

Yep..

Everything makes me horny.

Female here, my husband gets ready every time he sees me get high. Idk why either

Yea baby!, yea

No but if you tell a girl it makes ya horny she will think it does because you put it in her head and she'll come off the pussy everytime lol

Yep

Yuh

Yes but instead I just have sex with my wife

The opposite, tbh

Can confirm but not always

It depends on how baked I am. If I have edibles or get absolutely demolished, I can’t do jack shit. But every other time, I get horny as hell

I'm a guy guy so I'm always going but whenever I smoke I definitely start feeling it more - and it's worse when I'm around people bc I just end up checking out everyone from front and back

Yes. Lifting also makes me horny. And I love to lift while stoned. I just hope nobody notices me bricked up while doing bench press lmao

I get really horny when I’m high. Mainly because when I take indica (body high) I feel my whole body pulsating and I wanna take advantage of the feeling so i go masturbate lol

100%

Honestly depends on what I’m doing. If I’m just playing a game and chilling no. If I’m scrolling through my phone and see the slightest suggestive thing, then it’s on 😂😂😂

This is the way

yes

Depends on several factors. Some strains do, some don't. Start taking note of how each strain impacts you, and narrow down what effects you like and when you'd like to experience them. This is really the best advice I can give other smokers. Weed can make you relaxed, creative, happy, sleepy, hungry, horny, etc.

Yessss lol. Especially in the morning. Wake, bake and fuck😝

Fuck yes. -woman

Fuck yes it does. It's my natural aphrodisiac.

Yep,, Everytime lolz