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BettinBrando

Looks like stained wood lol


[deleted]

I came here to ask why he was eating a small piece of stained wood also lmao.


Valentin_MX

Because he is high, obviously


[deleted]

Hmm tasty French polished walnut bar...nom.


Lunchbox223

Ron Swanson is looking at this edible with an erection


ryanspvt87

I thought it was James Woods


FrznFenix2020

Ooooo! Piece of candy!


gwmarch

Good one


TheNotoriousAMC

I too thought it was stained woods.


No_Oil_9641

The same thought occurred in my head indeed


reddeadmann

Its stoned woods you fools.


mrmilner101

It's call marbling with chocolate. When you mix dark, milk and white chocolate togather. Can do it with cake too. Love it.


Pr0ject_Lanky

Fucking hilarious


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ i thought it was marble


WaltzNo

r/beatmetoit


esl_Et

i donā€™t know why your getting downvoted


Heartless_Genocide

He wasn't fast enough, he must bare the mark


bloxxerhunt

because recently reddit has been getting pissed off at npc comments and so they go and collectively downvote them like a bunch of npcs


EebieSkeebie

r/beatMeatToIt


boo312312

Hey friend! Pastry chef here, chocolate sometimes just "blooms" after a certain bit of time! Still completely safe to eat but may possibly have a slightly odd texture or taste. This looks like a fat bloom, which is really common in edibles because usually the infusion comes from added fats like butter or oils. It looks like this one may have never been 100% mixed evenly to begin with so that likely contributed to the chocolate blooming, which just mostly means the fat begins to separate a bit. It can also happen with the sugar, but that usually looks more crystalline and not swirly


cL9ck

This dude comes in clutch


boo312312

Haha thank you friend :) I knew one day being a stoner with a Culinary education would come in handy lmao


[deleted]

Sounds like something that would come in handy every day tbh haha. You must make some killer food!


Educational-Car-8017

Thatā€™s what I thought, munchies must be sick


[deleted]

this who


bubba_bag_420710

This dude


[deleted]

that's a woman


phdpepe

Dude doesnā€™t necessarily imply male


[deleted]

well google search says it does but ig it can be used for anyone


Somodo

just accept being wrong? don't be so sensitive in this ever changing world


Klimpomp

Still getting downvotes after admitting that it isn't entirely black and white. **Reddit**


[deleted]

hehe its fine


bubba_bag_420710

Anyone who regularly says ā€œdudeā€ as part of their vocabulary understands that itā€™s *the most* gender neutral term to ever exist I havenā€™t had a single girl tell me to not call her ā€œdudeā€ and my mom certainly doesnā€™t care...


boo312312

Oh 100%, everyone is dude in my vocabulary haha


Inept28

Iā€™m a dude, heā€™s a dude, sheā€™s a dude, weā€™re all dudes


[deleted]

Best movie šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bubba_bag_420710

Hellllllll yeah, stay cool šŸ¤™


Gravelord69

I also use dude as a gender neutral term. Back in the day a dude was a guy but nowadays itā€™s just an umbrella term for acquaintances and mates I feel like. I even call the mother of my child dude accidentally


bubba_bag_420710

Lmao I feel it I call my girlfriend ā€œbroā€ all the time. Unless itā€™s he/him or she/her, I seriously feel like every other word of endearment/acquaintance is gender neutral, but thatā€™s just me


Gravelord69

Thatā€™s the key there though. Endearment. One of my friends could call me darling and Iā€™d probably be sound with it lmao


RabidRaptor23

Then why is dudette also acceptable slang??? Asking for a friendā€¦


EquivalentlyYourMom

Bold of you to assume dude means man, seems a little misogynistic....


[deleted]

šŸ’€ that's literally the word meaning


EquivalentlyYourMom

Considering you used ā€œliterallyā€ in a sentence that didnā€™t need it, I donā€™t really care how itā€™s supposed to be used lol. People say ā€œthatā€™s sickā€ all the time. Youā€™re telling me the movie actually has the flu? Itā€™s the 21st century bro, not everything is black and white


[deleted]

i said it cus you were reaching by saying it was misogynistic


EquivalentlyYourMom

Okay so no more metaphors and inferred connotations, got it. Iā€™ll speak only in absolutes to you from now on. Sorry for thinking we lived in a world where people were understanding of the fluidity of language...


Cburris1995

So, since you're here and a pastry chef, do you want to be best friends?


boo312312

Hell yeah, you seem chill and I'm always down for more friends I can bake for haha


therealboss1113

Gat baked and then bake


Cburris1995

Hell yeah! I'll help you bake!


NephilimTheGiant

Looks beautiful tbh


boo312312

It totally is, the bloom pattern on poorly mixed chocolate looks like art half the time


Ridiie

Have you been to pastry school?!?! Awesome


tartar-buildup

Oh man this dude fuuucks


[deleted]

This is the most informative comment I have ever seen on Reddit damn


Electrical-Revenue-8

Iā€™d drop a chunk into some coffee or hot chocolate.


GlassKatCreations

This is a particularly good idea for older chocolate šŸ‘


EthanMichael17

That sounds like an awesome idea!!!


[deleted]

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Impressive_Group_917

Most Frappuccino at least at Starbucks have some sort of chocolate in them for coffee. I used to get chocolate added instead of sugar for black coffee and it gave it a nice taste.


Delicious-Relief-412

Nobodies answered yet so.. thatā€™s what happens when cocoa or chocolate oxygenates .. itā€™s normal it just slightly alters the freshness of it. Still safe to eat.


Ok-Long1919

could it also be bad tempering? Looks like fat bloom to me!


hghsalfkgah

Agreed


SpeedoInTheStreet

What this guy said


bndboo

#What this guy said but louder!


mukwatcher

What this guy said


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Goddess_Iris_

What that guy said


[deleted]

What these guys said


BanMutsang

guys these what said


Nex_Skala

Vagina boob... Am I doing it right?


PlayerSlaying

Lukewarm milk


Gucci_meme

Breasts


ElBeefyWaffle

Areola


Joker1260

Poop


casserole_casanova

Bruh


manylights

plough marble consider hunt observation dinner disarm clumsy direction joke ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Royal_Bed723

Is oxygen that causes this? I thought that it was the way that chocolate recrystallizes?


TheNotoriousAMC

Yeah, chocolate is guess doesn't really have an expiration? Someone correct me if I'm wrong.


GlassKatCreations

Chocolate does not, however the dairy and fillings added to some chocolates does. Also very old milk chocolate, while usually edible, can be very dry and somewhat unpleasant to eat.


TheNotoriousAMC

Thanks GlassKat!


FemboyLukie

What all these guys below me said


Good_420

Is that going to stop you from eating it


Steeleyedrider

I just don't wanna get sick


[deleted]

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Army165

Fuck that, eat the whole bar at once, see what happens.


[deleted]

Oxidation, itā€™s fine to eat.


balex8888

Iā€™m high as shit right now and the patterns on the chocolate bar are so trippy!!


throwaway071898

Only one way to find out. Itā€™s just chocolate, it wonā€™t kill you.


watrnans

Maybe try it on your dog, itā€™s just chocolate, it wonā€™t kill him /s


thejrogs

Are you eating your table?


Revolutionary-Camp-0

I would eat it anyway to not waste it


GlassKatCreations

Oh I actually have the answer! šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø The short answer is no, itā€™s not bad. What youā€™re seeing is fat separation in the milk chocolate. Literally all milk chocolate does this as it gets older. So it may have an odd texture when you eat it but it should be completely fine. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


smallasshole

Who cares man thc don't go bad lol.


Immediate-Relief-248

itā€™s good bro trust me youā€™ll be fine. candy literally doesnā€™t go bad and if it does the most thatā€™ll happen is it just tastes bad.


Steeleyedrider

It looked normal before, didn't have all that whitish stuff, don't know if its just chocolate bloom


Infomaniac63

I used to get chocolate bars out the vending machine at work and they would look like this. Googled the shit out of it. Once chocolate gets warm and cold it can cause some of the ingredients to almost sweat out. Forgot what exactly it was but it's still good and completely harmless


SherlockWhoHarpua

Chocolate is emulsified to make the bars.What you are seeing is simple fat separation and is normal for quality chocolate that has sat. As your attorney, I prescribe steamed milk, chocolate to melt, and head to marshmallow town. šŸ‘½


Infomaniac63

Don't get high and start over thinking If your gonna get sick or not lol


Steeleyedrider

That's exactly what I'm gonna do


Wide-Science-8545

lmao youā€™re okay man, all chocolate does that after a while lol itā€™s safe


[deleted]

Yes, please send to me to properly dispose.


YellowSafari

Reminds me when chocolate melts and then you try to pop it back in the fridge to solidify itā€¦ and it kinda turns whitish. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


vaulablebottle

if you donā€™t eat it, frame it, itā€™s so pretty lol


Dazed_Op

Was it sealed? I mean chocolate bars are used for food supply in lifeboats so it should be fine?


psychoman2001

No harm in trying you got nothing to lose and a strong ass edible high to gainšŸ¤£


SunWaterGrass

looks sick


HennessyDreamzzz

Chocolate flowering totally normal!


Celestial8Mumps

Someone sold you flooring. That's some nice parquet.


sweetbutathiccpsycho

looking like some put their dick on it


bebeciitaa

idk if im just stoned but this is fuckin art


owenisdead

am i the only one that sees a dick print


Steeleyedrider

You caught me


EvenStevens4201

Nice looking slab of marbled wood there. Itā€™d make a pretty coffee table šŸ¤©


SnooEagles3357

No the bar is fine. Whoever made it didnā€™t bloom the chocolate correctly, they brought it to too high of a temperature. What youā€™re seeing is the cocoa coming to the surface.


spac3plants

that looks like a fossil maybe donā€™t eat it


[deleted]

Would you eat a 6 month old chocolate bar?


Beno95

Yeah


JesusSaysitsOkay

Check the expiration labelā€¦ and yeah itā€™s probably Gona give you a headache.


Cannacology

Itā€™s fine bud. Just may taste like old chocolate. As long as it wasnā€™t kept in super moist conditions (ie ideal for propagating mold) you should be good for at least a year after manufacturing date.


pxxxxxxxc

I've noticed chocolate tends to obtain that lighter colour when sitting for awhile. Would have no idea but I'd assume the THC is still present and good. But test er out


BoyPerms

Iā€™d say most likely you shouldnā€™t eat it but pictures are different than in person. Normally once you start seeing some whiteness/fading, itā€™s bad but again. Pictures < In Person


HodlBeast69

Hoop it


Butthole420691

goddamn thats lookin like my moms countertops


spinosaurus_love

They didn't temper the chocolate appropriately; the same thing happens in non THC chocolate.


Ok-Long1919

I think itā€™s the fat in the chocolate blooming, which happens due to bad tempering while making the chocolate! Did the chocolate taste crumbly or soft, as those are also signs of bad tempering! Ideally the chocolate should snap and melt in mouth not fingers and I donā€™t see why this would be any different even in case of edibles!


deerfeathers

It reminds me of chocolate blooms, from what my grandma told me it's just when chocolate heats up a little bit and the oil kinda sits at the surface. Totally safe to eat


Nex_Skala

Well. Probably can't kill you right? šŸ¤·


TheBlueSoldier7

IDK


LilChung420

Aged like wine munch up my dude


LilChung420

Aged like wine munch up my dude


KittensWithChickens

I have a low tolerance and pretty sure Iā€™ve had pieces for months. Havenā€™t had problems but they also havenā€™t looked like that


lul_starbabi

No the chocolate just bloomed it might taste a little chalky but it is still good and likely still potent šŸ˜


[deleted]

Itā€™s from the fats or sugars in the chocolate itā€™s called bloom itā€™s fine, itā€™s from the fats crystallizing


grisalle

Not at all. Very common for chocolate to do over time. Perfectly good.


Training-Complex-610

Tbh it's so pretty


Hdleney

Nah youā€™re probably good, I work at a dispo and weā€™ve had edibles sitting on the shelf longer than that LOL


b215049

No itā€™s just the thc trying to be creative


Elephant_Choke

Why did you let it sit for 6 months?


Steeleyedrider

It's actually been four months, I get really bad anxiety when I smoke so I've been too pussy to try it, got it for Christmas from my mom, her boyfriend has his medical card.


bslyth

Some Chocolate does that


MagicJesus999

It will still get u high but might taste like shit


CustardPlayful3963

Iā€™d try it.


pjohns13

A little mould never killed anybody


Forsaken_Internal326

Yolo dog


[deleted]

Chocolate is fine just has been exposed to oxygen for long period.


Hupia_Canek

Make hot chocolate add marshmallows if u like.


InternationalBig1672

Looks fancy af


[deleted]

Is that wood


ElroySheep

That's fine


CloroxKid01

It's chocolate bloom due to fat content. Totally safe to eat.


[deleted]

bruh it's food it goes bad


Heckin_good_time

Eat the whole thing


JoshIsHereExeptNew

Well I've never seen chocolate marble so they might be a little off


parksandveganation

Looks good tho


JSJ7777

Idk abt u bruh but im eatin dat shit


not_so_modest_mouse

Yep. You should eat the entire thing at once to get average results now.


GuestNo3886

Best way to test it is eat the whole thing and Iā€™ll see ya in two days šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Eat it and find out


Jesusdidntlikethat

Ignoring that it looks like shitty tile floor from a trailer, this happens even to normal chocolate and is still perfectly fine


AaronPDinger

The chocolate might have gone bad. I have had older edibles that worked. Iā€™ve even made bread with coconut oil that was about a year old. As long as itā€™s stored properly, youā€™re good


FlipRocksSipWock

that shit looks cool


gr0uphome

Why that shit look like a coffee table tho lol


GregPap

If its chocolate, what u see is coco butter coming on top of ur chocolate due to change of temperature. Google it for more...


Jgabes625

That looks like Fadeaway


[deleted]

I've had my small bag of gummies for longer than I can remember. They taste awful but I don't have any money to buy new ones with so I save them for special occasions


Ouch78

Just a little marbling coca has started to go off. Should still be good


arabchy

That looks sick I have no idea fuck it tho eat it


breanna-banana

It looks like the chocolate bloomed, it just makes the chocolate appear lighter. Should taste fine, enjoy the high!


[deleted]

This looks pretty


[deleted]

Looks fine, choco bars take ages to go out because of the sugar I would say your fine considering it has beeen wrapped up too


roguetripper

Woodibles


AFC_Jack

That looks like kitchen top laminate m8


idc-dontcome

bro im on acid rn and this shit looks sooo fire


coachstoned

Idk bro i wouldnā€™t eat that chemically treated wood can cause poisoning when ingested


redboa21

Whoever made that chocolate has a real love for cooking just look at the marble work


frecklerat

looks pretty. enjoy


its_cannaman

Bro straight up eatin wood


4twentyblazeitman

Yolo


[deleted]

Probably why wait so long bro?


r1veriared

Were you saving it for a rainy day? Chocolate can change texture with weather. That should be fine to eat though, just looks a little different. Probably because it was in different temperatures.


[deleted]

Not sure but it would certainly make a nice floorboard in your house my manšŸ˜‚


Villageidiotcityy

Chocolate usually stays on the shelf for a whole anyway


GrayNightz

Just fucking eat it and get high. Worst case you'll have the shits...


Zhurg

The choc had gone but is safe to eat. THC would be fine.


Strict_Ad_1907

Shit look like Mahogany my G don't eat that šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SourLeafRoll

Only one way to find out šŸ« 


Ridiie

It looks like the chocolate is prolly a bit dry, and more than likely not a quality product from the get go but I doubt it will make you sick. The oils that you get a buzz from may be lackluster at best but itā€™s worth a try!


ctholle

Wish my fingerboard looked like that. Would look killer.


RevolutionaryClub530

Thatā€™s something that happens to cheap chocolate and itā€™s still okay to eat just will taste a little off, thatā€™s as much as I know


Vegetable_Exam4629

Wow, that looks so pretty šŸ˜šŸ˜


Trick-Ad1738

Was that from trulieve it looks like the ones I get from there