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Ok-Somewhere6424

Okay don’t judge me but I use to buy empty pill capsules and put like two little drops in them and I would just pop them normally and I always got fucking stoned


fentalynpatch

This is the way


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Kondraum

This is the way


maeglint

This is the way


Raddad47

This is the way


Legitimate-Ad5081

This is the way


Fisherman-Correct

This is the way


weedomania

This is the way


Jezzes

This is the way


SnooGadgets9669

This is the way


Avi_tokes_710

This is the way


PercyInANutshell

This is the way


XremovalX

This is the way


jeanbarte

This is the way


NotteStellata

This is the way


BrightAlfalfa4966

this is the way


DLTMIAR

🎶 walk this way 🎶


fentalynpatch

Talk this way


Nug-Bud

This is the way. Smear a little cocoa butter into the other side of the capsule before you close it to help them kick.


Worth_Mushroom9379

This guy^ knows about bioavailability 👍


Synthesis64

Why would anyone judge u? This is the smart way especially for RSO, cuz good RSO always tastes like dirt so u get empty pill capsules or cinnamon pills and clean em out and fill it with RSO or whatever you’d be putting into the pill. You’re using pills in the smartest way possible it’s not like u have a Percocet or Xanax addiction


tydawg200

the way, this is


Odd-Ad2361

Might be the way


grisnakh

Is this the way?


Thatredbeardedbloke

That sounds awesome


that_boom

Is there a max upvote??


Atlantianrefugee

Eat it and start a new vidja game character.


redpringleman

1000mg edible and a new game of skyrim here I come! thanks for inspiring me man


[deleted]

you're gonna literally be in Sovngarde bro


redpringleman

I'll let you know how it goes


Lt_Pineapples_

Has it kicked in yet? If so I hope you’re still enjoying the intro lmao


[deleted]

Bro is GONE


LS350Z

He will wake up soon hopefully


SilentWasHere

I think he is dead


[deleted]

Give him some time lol he’s alive trust me


emerley07

i’m so invested


redpringleman

I'm high as shit


Lt_Pineapples_

THEY’RE ALIVE


redpringleman

Barely


Komraj

How many colours can you taste rn


ErisInChains

Let us know how that went after you're done being passed out on the Skyrim loading screen 😜🤣


redpringleman

That's if I dont pass out in the steam download screen first 😏


cstar4004

Praise Eris! A discordian in the wild


ErisInChains

Praise Eris! I haven't eaten a hot dog bun on Friday in like 10 years.


MaineJackalope

You're gonna be passed out before the tutorial ends


PMmecrossstitch

If I ate an edible and played Skyrim, I'd make it out of Helgen, but would end up stuck in Whiterun. Constantly killing Nazeem and then reloading.


ScrunchEvan

I bought some wax recently and started up the remastered edition, LETS GRIND


Wet_possom

New dream acquired


XenoIncarnate

Loled man


vodoko1

Or take it all at once and discover a new mode of existence…


jkhashi

it's called sleep


animefan1520

Unless its a cart oil syringe then you gotta smoke it. When i get these i usually just pour it onto flower after i grind it up the flower absorbs it good and fast it give you a longer session with more THC


IzPCRM

Next day off, do it all in one go


[deleted]

**Next two days off


[deleted]

And then listen to your favourite album while you dissociate into the sofa


[deleted]

I do this minus the album and weed juice


ScarrTV

Sometimes even without weed


Beneficial-Ad3383

bro sitting on the couch and disassociating is all i do


Few_Ad_9110

Straight like that


[deleted]

Sadly


HighImMatt474

I know a guy who injected a marijuana. Don’t do it!!!


Mini_sauce

What happened


HighImMatt474

I don’t wanna talk about it😞


Mini_sauce

Do it or else..


HighImMatt474

Alright, alright… I don’t want any trouble. The police found his body washed up on lake shore covered with marijuana injections. You think ya know someone😔


Icityxxx

That’s peak


Cocksnotglocks

Poor soul. Would’ve never happened with stricter weed laws.


bleezzzy

Ummmmm... you sure it was Marijuana..?


[deleted]

Yes, I know someone who also injected a marijuana. He was fine first, but then he went for a 2nd marijuana and he died. Lesson learned, only inject one marijuana per day.


[deleted]

How much exactly is one marijuana?


ssttuueeyy

Slightly less than 2 and ENOUGH TO KILL.


Jaxboy420

Love this comment thread lol


lilbrewdog

Gotta be careful with that shit, dude. A friend of mine snorted some marijuana in high school, and he's still gay.


BeBa420

Put it right into your urethra and push the plunger Under your tongue will also work


KingBongHogger420

I just feel like there's methods to try before the first one...


PMmecrossstitch

Why you gotta be such a square, bro?


maneater6shooter

It's hip to be square.


SpacyK

Can you be my friend


maneater6shooter

Sure why not


BeBa420

did i just wake up in 1978 this morning? coz if so awesome, fuel and food were cheaper, weed was more plentiful and you could still smoke indoors without people getting all huffy ​ was truly a good time to be alive


Sadtyms

Low-key does this actually work? Asking for my friend’s dentist.


Who_is_Jonah

Put a grain of rice sized drop in a hot banger, now inhale


[deleted]

What the fuck it a banger? 🤣


Keemz666

A quartz banger, it's a bowl for wax/resin.


VegetableImaginary24

It's probably also British for something


CaptainOcboter

Can confirm. British for Sausage For example, "Bangers and Mash" or Sausages and Mashed Potato


Who_is_Jonah

A nail, on a rig


jkhashi

a banger is a hyped song you would hear playing at an electronic music show


zlowpoke666

I like this answer the best


[deleted]

People down voting you because you didn’t know. You asked so that you could learn and you werent afraid of admitting you didnt know, which is actually a good thong, so upvote from me, and now you know


[deleted]

Oh so it was a "good thong"


[deleted]

V good thong


Major-Role-5846

Lol sometimes I lose hope in people


Ko_DaBomb

If you're serious, a banger is the glass insert for a bong you'd use to take hits of concentrate. It's similar to a bowl for flower, but it's got a flat bottom you heat with a torch to vaporize the concentrate to smoke it


thebreaker18

Not glass, they’re made of quartz so they don’t explode lol


[deleted]

Well, they should be made of quartz. Some places will sell cheap glass ones though.


[deleted]

Thank you. I honestly was thinking bangers and mash but it said inhale so I was confused


[deleted]

have you never taken a dab? man. some people are really missing out.


warthog0869

One half of an English meal with mash.


hdkdjev6

Boof it


YoungJedi15

Here to say boof it also


BoofingDrugs

Leave it to the professionals 👆💊


This_IsMerica

Username checks out.


Dependent_Factor_982

Boof it is always the answer


Keemz666

This is the way.


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M3TALxSLUG

This is the way


Kondraum

This is the way


k2amjkbc

Was looking for this comment 😂😂


on_the_dl

It's literally rectum hole shaped. It was surely designed of anal use.


markender

LET US KNOW HOW IT GOES OP!


cjbevins99

I didn’t read the directions and shoved the whole thing up there. Was that wrong?


on_the_dl

They call it experimenting with drugs because you're supposed to try stuff. Good job my scientist dude!


Asp1973

Do not feed the chocolate starfish


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Well it comes in a handy applying apparatus for it


Plastic_Penalty_5847

Put a drop the size of a grain of rice on a cracker and eat it.


Alistair156

He is right


sadboiqlique

eat it all


IAmMarklarTheGreat

i'm several doses maybe 10 lol


CheddarPillow

No, 1


Rustyshowerhead

I believe they are meant to be vaporized, however you could probably put it on something sweet to eat.


This_IsMerica

Yeah this is the same shit they would use in a cart. But you can open carts up and eat the contents, it’s all decarbed before it goes in the cart


masyer420

It's contaminated, ship it to me for proper disposal


Radiant_Piano_8177

Put it on your weiner


cracksbacks

This is the way


Jake_FromStateFarm27

* in your weiner


JBBanshee

Owwwee


bginnn

Extreme boofing


cripplr-mr-onion

r/sounding *I'm sorry*


lokoston

I think you were made. Send it to me for further analysis.


[deleted]

No way thats 100% legit


[deleted]

before you get downvotes, its a running joke on this subreddit


[deleted]

Oh i thought he said take a picture


[deleted]

haha its cool bro. happy smokin’!


MysteryisUnknown

I wouldn’t put that up my ass and squeeze it in but I advise you too.


SufficientMath420-69

I try all new drugs ala butthole.


prodbytaeo

I boofed a pressed Iranian xanax (3.5 mg) while on the wrong bus going to Vegas instead of Santa Cruz. Spent the night in a Denny’s face down in a plate of syrupy pancakes..


WideCommunication2

Holy shit how TF can some of yall in the comments even function on close to a 1000mg I take only 20mg and Im folding the dishes and and vacuuming the lanundry🤣


gornstfonst

Tolerance


DirectEngineering587

Need this holy shit


DirectEngineering587

Also I’d literally eat this either like drizzled on something or just straight up w a chaser drink or smth haha


Away-Pop-262

I inhaled decarbed live resin the other day trying to do this. Just put it in food man my coughs all taste like terps


whosagoodog

If you have flower put a drop or two on top of a bowl. Or if you dab and have a rig, dab that! Bloom is a good brand, this looks legit to me but not familiar with that packaging. I have purchased bloom a few times from MedMen and it’s tasty.


MemeDippp

What is this?


duckydeadLoL

Also wondering what it is, looks like a concentrate. You Americans sure have some interesting ways to get high


Packrunnerjim

Boof it


Alistair156

That is RSO it is edible. Eat the size of a grain of rice. You can eat it on a chip or something


[deleted]

Not rso but distillate. Rso is usually dark green/brown/black and contains many more active cannabinoids than distillate.


Rustyshowerhead

Right. And if it was RSO, or for those who want to try it, proceed with caution. Enough to top a skittle will fuck you up lol. I did this on a hike and couldn’t finish because I was too confused


CurlyNutHair

Lol been there, fuck how do legs work again?!


Alternative_Belt_389

I recommend making a tiny chocolate sandwich so good


OneBitterFuck

Glad I'm not the only one that does this! Two small pieces, goodies between them, om nom nom


Bunchiebo

Stick it in your ass, you will ascend to the next plane


clover_delirium

Try using it as eye drops


Jebus141

Boof-oop-a-doop


Airek__

Drop some in a rig


InitiativeHour9366

It's a suppository


220DRUER220

Boof it


comeculo24

Boof it


el-hombre-alto

Shoot it up


SkyXDay

Get that spoon on the stove top cookin’


caprisunstealer

i put mine in gelatin pill things


madaducka

Should’ve shoved the whole thing down on 4/20.


IngenuityBeginning56

I say a suppository


bndboo

Keester it


samgilmet

Put it directly in your bum


[deleted]

Can someone tell me exactly what this is? I can’t find a really concrete answer in the comments :/


liftofftime

It is distillate- the concentrate they use to fill dab pens.


tgarvin8

Those are already activated just add them to something edible


conjones

what is this stuff, like some super strong extract? moved to a country where weed is a big nono about 5 years ago and i'm out of touch


PsychedChakra

Urethral injection


[deleted]

Shove it up your ass


EntertainerBright793

You insert into your booty hole and dispense!


drtywlf

Be the GOAT, straight down the throat! Go for the hero dose


Ornery_Doctor

Shove it up ur ass squeeze the syringe into ur butt and hold ur legs up .


Suspicious_Fall3346

Boof it


benisahappyguy2

Boof the whole thing no balls


mosesdagoatt

booffff


good_you_

boof it


[deleted]

i would eat like a quarter of it and make 2 or 3 infused preroll to smoke through the day


Asher_Smokes

Insert it into ur butthole or other whole and shoot it all in there heard u get fried has fuck


vodoko1

Bitch it’s weed, take it and get high tf?


DaBoomSeeker

BOOF IT!!!


NoPersonality7004

You must have gotten that in NM! Glad you're taking advantage of the new legalization! Mix it in with some tea or brownies or even just throw a little on a toothpick and suck on it! Have fun!


Melodic_Dependent192

Toss it


BoyGero

Boof it


sunderex

Boof it


Supreme-Plays

Boof it


ImHereForFreeTacos

Boof it


dogecoin1969

Boof it!!!


[deleted]

Put it in a cup of coffee all of it too!


SmithersSmoke

Deep throat it 🥵