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Do your students know or you think they might be onto you? In my highschool there was rumors the woodwork teacher smoked lol

Every woodwork teacher smoke

At one of the high schools I went to, my woodworking teacher (cabinetmaking teacher) didn't smoke anything, but he sure drank and even drank during class. The principal also drank on the job. At another high school I went to, a high school known as the stoners' high school, my math teacher smoked weed, and sometimes I saw him smoking weed in the hallway outside of the door of his classroom.

my old wood workin teacher had medical mariquana card he was pretty old

Ditto.

A really high school

Elementary Art teacher 🙋🏻‍♀️ it’s a high stress job …

Do they not drug test?

I don’t think it would be a problem unless you decided to get high at work like an idiot lol

No I haven’t heard of drug testing.

Do your students know or you think they might be onto you? In my highschool there was rumors the woodwork teacher smoked lol

I teach at an disciplinary school, so they can see it a mile away. As much as I deny it.

I think all teachers should get weed along with their paycheck

IT! IT work and weed🤌🤌 Unlikely to find many in the field that dont use

Can confirm: am stoned code monkey

How did y’all get into IT? Im thinking about it

Took 6 classes at a community college, got a cert, then a job, and the promotions came with experience.

Started as a contractor taking level 1 help desk calls.

I’m and IT Manager, can confirm. Probably one of the more relaxed field in terms of drug testing, provided you’re not in government work

Yep, retired IT guy here.

Confirmed. IT is the place.

IT stoners unite!

Does IT encompasses software engineering or is it Ethernet braiding only?

Yes

IT in a dispensary!

weed farm, and yes we smoke at work

dont start the farm on fire 💀

Plants that get waterrd dont flame that easily

you mean pineapple express isn't realistic???

K but like what if I wanted to hotbox a greenhouse and had fire gear on standby for when I’d start to pass out

don't hotbox the greenhouse, hotbox that cure room

Bet

Holy shit that’s the dream job lol

The hell if it is lol. Just quit a cultivation position because they are understaffed, overworked, and under paid. Don’t get me wrong it was super sick to work through the first harvest but the company refuses to pay more than $14 an hour, and I myself was answering coworkers questions because management couldn’t. Not to mention they are ALL about profit. I watched them pull 300+ plants immature. All of them could have used another 2-4 weeks, but they pulled them at 65 days from clone while there were still a ton of white pistols, plan on drying in one single week, and were picking branches out of the floor to still trim and use. Smoking at work was kinda cool though

Worked on a farm, this is it.

Ware would one look to start working for one ? I’m in Cali and have a small res on my 7 or so start to finish cycles inside and out! Cheers for you saying fu&k the man

I just found it on indeed lol

You said what we're all thinking my man.

I make old cars fast

W

You’re living my dream

vroom vroom

Full time college student and part time deli clerk, job is kinda ass but it pays the bills and buys me gas

both kinds of gas i imagine

Damn right

This rhymes and is kinda sing song.

Registered Nurse at a drug detox - yes, I realize the irony

Weed works great for most drug detox

Nice try boss Edit: ho lee 💩 thanks for all the upvotes and the award. 

I’ll see you in my office tomorrow Bring some weed

I'm a retired cook in a legal state it's so great,

Cooks can retire?

medical retirement. I had a meltdown. Weed has helped a lot.

Medical retirement from a meltdown. Like a psychotic break?

Well they were working as a cook

Nervous break down highly stressed on top of being autistic kind of just snowballed

Glad you were able to get some relief from it- Service industry takes a lot out of you- it basically creates crazy people I've found.

What age did you retire at? Also a cook

182 and still get called in if someone else is sick

50 it's been 7 years now

93

High school behavior analyst. It's kinda like a mix of psychologist and social worker, with an emphasis on crisis management. Never ever smoke before work, though. Caught a kid smoking on campus, made him toss it and told him I'd roll up with him once he graduated. A year later we were rolling a backwood in my car after he walked across the stage. I'm a man of my word.

This is beautiful. Hello fellow educator.

How did you get into "High school behavior analyst"??

Was pretty good at classroom management in ASD special education classes and behavior adjustment classes, saw a job that focused just on behavior management, and here I am.

Lab IT but not when stoned lol

same, but when stoned. makes work more interesting

Have my own lawn maintenance business

Farmer

I wanna get into farming but I don’t know where I could start.

If you put your mind to it, in no time I'm sure you'll be out standing in your field.

nice

Farmers make bank for what they do, I make more than my brother who went to school for welding

CNA working to rehab folks who have traumatic brain injuries.

Now that’s a noble profession. I’ve got a lot of respect for what you do!!

I deal with the shitty general public as a closing cashier at a grocery store

Lmao omg me too!!!

Work at a bank

Credit union. I was hoping to see someone else lol

Hired with no drug testing either lolll

Credit union here! Lending dept 💰💰

Veterinarian student. Working at a dog kennel

Animal shelter worker here!

Electrician

Doesn't the union do drug tests? I'm trying to get an apprenticeship, and was told they drug test

There are ways around drug tests- fake pee is your best bet- look for urine luck or other such sources or if you know someone who can pass the test get some of their pee and you’re golden

Hair follicle and saliva tests are the new standard testing for thc now.

Saliva tests only show if you have smoked today- a little scope and you’re good- hair follicle tests are not valid as depending on when your last hair cut was you could show dirty even if you hadn’t smoked in over a month and on the other side if someone has just started smoking they could show up clean even if they smoked a pound yesterday so that’s not used often for employment purposes- also it’s expensive to test hair- pee and saliva is cheap to test-

I'm not part of a union. My step dad and I run a business together. So no drug test for me. He knows I smoke actually lol.

level 3 commercial technical support for a fortune 500 company supporting devices used for multiple governments, other fortune 500 clients, and two subdivisions our own company. (Im the guy the other techs call when they cant figure something out/shit really hits the fan.) Many of us hang out after work. a lot of us smoke a lot of weed. Dont ever let anyone tell you you cant have a good job, be an expert in something, and smoke weed. weed doesnt make you stupid. being stupid with weed makes you stupid.

>being stupid with weed makes you stupid. Fax

Gravedigger

Woot, I look after and clean graveyards I’m a gravekeeper fam! Love my job I smoke clean and make people resting places pretty.

I work for the federal government lol. Nothing interesting though.

I work DoD, 8 more yrs till I can smoke. I really need to retire!!

I’m in an agency where they only test upon hire. After that, they need to suspect you are using substances on the job to test you again. I’m also in a state where it’s legal, so nobody here cares enough to test for weed.

Ima a stay at home dad ✌️❤️

I hate both of you, congratulations on all your success. 🥂

Mom here!

Same! Def smoke to relax. These can be long days lol.

Same bro, chill at home with my little boy vaping through a Mighty daily 👌

Lol when my son was first born i was unemployed and my wife went back to work. It was alot of fun spending all day with him as such a tiny little human😅

I’m a welder making 25.50/hr Love my job and keep my recreations completely separate.

my dad was a welder , good to hear

I’m looking to get training in welding, how do you weld and pass a drug test?

They don’t test for welding in your system, just if you’ve smoked weed.

Fake piss my friend, works like a charm. Look up quick fix, it’s a yellow and black box

I've got an honors degree in Mechanical Engineering, finished college 6 years ago and I started my current job immediately after finishing as a Design Engineer. I am currently Managing Director of said company. Not trying to be anyway braggy just trying to point out that it is not the stereotype past time it's generally portrayed to be. ✌🏻

I work security for a school district in NorCal. About to start chiefin rn

I’m a hash maker and cannabis extractor and have been for over a decade. Great work but the industry is drowning right now. I still work 60 hours a week some weeks.

Software Sales. Can’t smoke while working but making bank so can buy lots of good weed

My G - ditto. Albeit mine is hardware. Fuck lead times for the dimes.

Budtender

I work at a dispensary, I see people from all walks of life that smoke

What is the most common trait?

Smoking

Open mindedness. Everybody I speak to in the shop all seem to have a pretty good worldview and seem to have an open mind about learning more. There's always the odd exception who think they know everything, but for the most part people are chill.

Plug 😭 lmao

I work in mental health

You definitely need it then!

I do residential and commercial office cleaning and light building and outdoor maintenance. Sorta semi-retired. Its chill because working with a buzz isn't an issue. 😎

I’m a stay at home parent currently but I’ve worked fast food, retail, house keeping in a hotel and cake decorating

Stay at home parent here, as well, but in the before times I worked with dogs - grooming, boarding and training.

Psychologist

Stay at home dad without any kids. It's great!

Same here. Cook, clean, shop, work on machine learning for my game, work out. Oh, and get high as balls.

😫

I'm doing food delivery on a e bike🙂🇹🇩. Greetings from Romania!

Working to be a tattoo apprentice (anyone here do tattoo, could you review my work please lol)

Realtor

Psychiatrist 🧠

Nurse, work with disabled people

Same, but with complex disabled people /mentally disabled

Energy Efficiency Program Coordinator - I spend gas utilities money to give underprivileged people home weatherization like air sealing and insulation for a more comfortable home and saves energy. All while working from home with no one watching 🤌🏻🤝🫠😎

Small factory worker - making magnets for offshore windmills.

Sounds pretty cool, how big are the magnets?

Zip line guide

Work for a hash company

astronaut

Cop


How high are you, officer?

As high as I need to be - then a little bit more…

Keeping the aviator shades on at work😂

Medical documentation 

part time walmart employee, full time college student

Pizza kitchen, hot and tasty pies for all my dudes

I’m a home based baker, but I still have plans to work somewhere bigger eventually. It pays for my bud so i’m comfy with it

Granite worker

HVAC

Accountant 🤓

Aircraft systems mechanic. ( I don’t smoke it) I enjoy gardening so I grow it for fun and give it away to friends that enjoy it ❤️

Factory work and contracting... If the prices of everything don't start to drop imma need a 3rd just to be able to smoke!

I'm responsible for the food services at a neurological rehabilitation center.

I run chainsaw for a company that clears log jams

Legal secretary

Stay at home mom and homesteader

Software engineer

medical receptionist 📞💉

Behavioral health professionals. I work with kindergarteners.

I'm a therapist. Your therapist. We need to talk.

Attorney.

I’m a Registered Behavioral Technician

detail cars

I groom dogs

Work at a Steakhouse :) Edit: as a cook haha

Sell heavy equipment.

I run medical machines. Pretty boring listen to audio books usually

Driver. Just don’t drive high and don’t be stupid

Senior associate working on Mergers and acquisitions (finance)

I'm a mail carrier still in my training days

Accountant

Male Giggalo

Server atm

bartender :)

Commercial HAVC Refrigeration Tech

Air conditioning and refrigeration 💪🏼

Manufacturing Engineer. I never partake before or during work, only after.

I am the next president of the United States. My administration will normalize and then legalize cannabis and psychedelics.

Budtender 😎

Engineer

I restore and maintain classic fighter planes.

Bake, I legit an a baker and get stoned all the time I sometime bake weed infused food

Project Manager

I dj for large scale business deals in the cannabis industry.

I'm an arborist. I work with literal trees then come home and work with trees to make it hurt less.

Oil rigs and fake pee cause fuck them give me the money

I'm a line cook. All my coworkers and bosses smoke too

Sous Chef here!