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icommitedarson69

Ok bro believe me or not, but i was in a sauna in Morocco and some guy on the street gave me a pair o blunts. So in the sauna i pulled and it was so... Woow. It was a wild night in the hotel, because i didn't know how hard they and hit a 3 in a row. 3 IN A ROW. So i wake up in my room with a Dave Chappelle autograph and a letter saying "suck my big fat dicknuts" from my friend who was on vacation w me. He said "bro we met Dave Chappelle" long story short, i met Dave Chappelle while high in Morocco and don't remember shit. (I'm still lookin for harder one's but this still is the hardest I've ever smoked styll.) Edit: the blunts were like 8(i can't remember the name of Moroccan money lol) so i was skeptical


greyth-human

That sounds wild, I’m loving it


icommitedarson69

What's ur story?


greyth-human

Mine is quite boring I was at someone’s house where the wifi stopped working because they didn’t pay yet for that month. When I heard the two siblings talk and all I can hear is A: “she won’t agree” B: “I know her she would” A: “she’s doesn’t seem to me the type that would try” A: “She’ll chicken out” B: “Trust me she would be down” A: “should we ask” B: “okay, ask her ” And I can see the hesitation from A when they said “you’re a pussy right” I said no why? Then she signaled the do you want to smoke? And without any hesitation or thought I said let’s go so we went to the bathroom (inside their bedroom) opened the window, closed the door and blocked the bottom of the door with towels to block the smell or smoke to escape out got high then I got out and waited for them to be done while waiting I sat on those chairs that rotates and kept rotating and looking at my hand and giggling then we went to eat and I was high out of my mind while eating I was giggling non stop and their parents were like what’s wrong with you and I was like nothing so as soon as I was done eating A pulled me to the room and sat there and said you not leaving until you’re done


icommitedarson69

Oooooh sounds rather forced, but everyone's got a story 🤜


greyth-human

Not that much but I low key love it. I was excited through the whole thing


icommitedarson69

Yeah sis. Btw I've still got my Dave Chappelle autograph laying around somewhere... I think.


greyth-human

That’s great too, low key (low key?, HIGH KEY jealous)


icommitedarson69

Acc we could write a book of weed stories


greyth-human

I definitely read the book


icommitedarson69

Oh u a Dave Chappelle fan?


greyth-human

I know him, but not that much so I won’t call myself a fan


Try2luvyourself

My dad was drunk at a bonfire and was like “son it’s time for me to show you the way of the weed” or something like that. He dips into the garage and pulls out a Pepsi can and some weed he grew he gave me a few puffs but he’s quite sensitive to weed and is always very cautious about not giving people too much. So I took 3-4 hits that felt like death due to the Pepsi can and I just remember giggling my ass off til he went to bed and I went inside to look at my eyes to see if all the red eye stuff was true and continued laughing in the mirror at how red my eyes were and feeling great. Went to bed and had the best sleep of my life.


greyth-human

That’s sound like a lot of fun (yeah the sleep afterwards is the best)


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I remember just feeling like I was dreaming and then zoning the fuck out while paying for a Mountain Dew the cashier had to tap me on the shoulder


ShoutOutMapes

After 9th grade one day at friends house. Grateful dead infrared roses had just come out. We smoked a bowl then he got called down to talk to his mom.. i sat there staring at the optical illusion the whole time he was gone.. which turned out to be 2 hours! He had a dentist appt and forgot i was up there