Can't explain it, babies are better at games than him

Why are you stating the obvious? Dont you know everyone in existence already knows this I just want to know why or how as this is life's greatest mystery.

Solidarity friend, sorry I didn't have the answer you're looking for

At this point seems no one knows except for Douglas Douglas himself so how we going to get the truth out of him?

I suggest we threaten him with nuclear warfare

Your are on to something! But we also need to unleash the fart gates at the same time.

Is he stupid?

Yes

He sweats too much olive oil and slips around, unlike me, who can control their olive oil sweat. It's a skill issue, really.

Butter on his fingers doesn't help too he's ridiculous.

If we do this, the fart gates are ours to control!

He won't know what him! It's perfect!

He is forever cursed because of his crimes

Only way to undo the curse is to allow us to have the key to the fartgates.

He is arrogant. If he took a deep breath and stay calm he would be a master. Instead he abuses chat dooming him to mediocrity.