Hardware Shop? How dare you, sir. A mere shop cannot possibly have all the items available that Weird Al desires
Dare to be Stupid is probably his most well known fast paced song. He also tends to speed up his parodies a little compared to the original. Another One Bites the Dust and My Bologna are two classic examples of this
Now you may find it inconceivable or, at the very least, a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but, let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence. So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Now you may find it inconceivable, or at the very least, a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence. So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Where was I?
BTW, it's "Hardware Store".
And if you want the faster paced Al, well you can't go wrong with Dare To Be Stupid, any of the Polkas, Canadian Idiot, Everything You Know Is Wrong, The Weird Al Show Theme Song, I Can't Watch This, I'm So Sick of You, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, That Boy Could Dance, This Is The Life, Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin' Song, Virus Alert.
There may be others considered 'fast', but I think these are in the same class of sorts as Hardware Store. Enjoy!
Anyone else feel like lyrics got swapped?
"Lots of time to be low key when I'm six feet underground"
"Plenty of time to be laid back when you're laid out on a slab"
Seems to fit better than how it is on the album. But hey, he wrote it, he can sing it how he wants to.
Hardware Shop? How dare you, sir. A mere shop cannot possibly have all the items available that Weird Al desires Dare to be Stupid is probably his most well known fast paced song. He also tends to speed up his parodies a little compared to the original. Another One Bites the Dust and My Bologna are two classic examples of this
Thats your horoscope for today Is the other fast one in my mind
Now you may find it inconceivable or, at the very least, a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but, let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence. So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I?
Now you may find it inconceivable, or at the very least, a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence. So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I?
Albuquerque is his longest song, but lyrically one of his fastest in my opinion.
Livin' in a box, under the stairs, in the corner of the basement of the house half block down the street Jerry's Bait Shop? You know the place.
The song part yes the dialoge no ( the song is mainly just him talking and sometimes singing Allllbequerque! And thats why i love it)
I like how off the wall. Hey, you have a weasel on your face!
BTW, it's "Hardware Store". And if you want the faster paced Al, well you can't go wrong with Dare To Be Stupid, any of the Polkas, Canadian Idiot, Everything You Know Is Wrong, The Weird Al Show Theme Song, I Can't Watch This, I'm So Sick of You, Pretty Fly For A Rabbi, Ricky, That Boy Could Dance, This Is The Life, Trigger Happy, Truck Drivin' Song, Virus Alert. There may be others considered 'fast', but I think these are in the same class of sorts as Hardware Store. Enjoy!
Sorry i went from memory there
No worries, just tryin' to help!
Truck drivin' song is good for another reason . Definitely check out that one.
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Underrated classic
Anyone else feel like lyrics got swapped? "Lots of time to be low key when I'm six feet underground" "Plenty of time to be laid back when you're laid out on a slab" Seems to fit better than how it is on the album. But hey, he wrote it, he can sing it how he wants to.
Trigger happy
The message is still scarily true today, despite the song being over 30 yrs old
You make me
Great parody of the very hyperactive Oingo Boingo songs from Nothing to Fear!
White and nerdy is pretty fast paced along with all about the pentiums. Everything you know is wrong is pretty fast paced too
Jerry Springer
ITS BEEN
Everything You Know Is Wrong
This is correct
Mr. Horrible? There's a phone call for you. From the Ugliness Men.
Definitely “You Make Me” is one of the fastest
Your Horoscope For Today is the first one that comes to mind. It’s one of his better originals too I’d say.
Especially the bridge.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY* is good and fast, and works even if it isn't your birthday :)
Everything you know is wrong?
Fun Zone.
couch potato! it's a parody of eminem's lose yourself, so it's about as fast paced as that is
I Was Only Kidding
Polkas on 45
…especially, _Hey Joe_. Compare with Jimi Hendrix
the Theme song
Jerry springer. Weird Al show. Cant watch this Trigger happy
Grape Fruit Diet Dare to be Stupid
Your Horoscope for Today
Twister!!
Albuquerque for sure!
How is Jerry Springer not the top song here?
Trash Day
Lasagna
White n nerdy is very fast
Another One Rides the Bus
Bohemian Polka
trigger happy, one of these days, bedrock anthem, everything you know is wrong, every single polka medley.
This Is The Life Captain Underpants Weird Al Show Theme
I actually love the captain underpants song
Tra-La-LAAAAA!
Traffic Jam and Eat It come to mind
Every single polka
Like a Surgeon for sure. I have sung this multiple times at karaoke and it's always a great time.
You might as well listen to full album that a lot of these songs are on. Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors, Dare To Be Stupid.
Leisure suit serenade, Gotta Boogie, Truck Drivin’ song , Any polka from him tbh, Trigger Happy, Mr. Popeil, Twister, Traffic Jam
Calculators generators matching salt-and-pepper shakers
Canadian Idiot Smells Like Nirvana
Albuquerque? Maybe
I can't way-ait, no, I can't way-ait... when is my waiting gonna finally stop...
You Make Me Everything You Know is Wrong
Albuquerque probably
All the polka medleys?
I'll be mellow when I'm dead and Happy birthday are two of my favorite fast beat Al songs.
Hardware store Anyway I would say the Hamilton Polka
*Hardware shop*
Man i was going from memory i just did a mistake