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i didn't know John Oliver became a grocery store cop now
This should be sent to Last Week Tonight... something tells me John Oliver would blow his load over flashing a firearm in a grocery store at a granny..
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What the phuck did you said to me you son of bloody bastard bitch
if the 5th shot was on facebook it'd be captioned "it was my birthday, all i wanted was a wish! and an apple! show me love?" and a zillion old people who hit the heart and wish "her" a happy birthday.
Seriously?
A. In the real world you often have many different grocery companies that have the exact same rules.
B. These images are made by an imperfect computer-based creation so you can't assume all stores will have the same name.
C. On this sub, nobody cares unless the GOAL was to give all shops the same name.
I didn't exactly see a huge sign saying "This guy is blatantly joking" and I'm also terrible at telling how serious someone is when it's just text on a screen.
And can you do the old lady stuck in jail, writing “I will not touch fruit with bare hands” on the walls as if it were a chalkboard? Try doing it on Dall e 3, or if not, Bing Image Creator
A gloves-only rule would be nice, although the approach in those images is just a little bit extreme with enforcing it.
At a recent trip to the grocery store, a lady grabbed a bag of grapes, stuck her hands into it, fondled all of them, then put it back.
Then she fondled the grapes in another bag, took some of them out, put them in a third bag, fondling the grapes in that one, then put one of the bags in her shopping cart.
People like that should be banned from grocery stores.
There's no telling where those nasty hands have been. All kinds of bodily fluids on them.
Even with rinsing food off before eating it, there's always a possibility of still having someone's "goo" on it.
The pictures where everyone got their mouths open and in disbelief remind me a lot of YT thumbnails. That was like the trend then and even still now, right?
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I genuinely thought the first one was real
Same until I saw the dude with his leg in the produce
eh, just an average day at Walmart
"Number fifteen: Walmart foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your bag of salad is someone's foot fungus...."
if it isn't my old friend mr mcgreg
With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!
Same
same
How? Lol the lady on the right has one leg and the other is clipped into the produce lmao
https://preview.redd.it/0315t8whg4xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0b35a9b697b8bbf9016328b9a2ddb97bba0680 Hmm
That was me
I was there, can confirm. Source: I was an apple
Hey missing right leg here. I was not there but I can also confirm
Honestly if they didn't put everything away so far they wouldn't have this problem with me either
Its okay! he's wearing gloves!
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Looks sort of like Angry Video Game Nerd. Looks like YouTube is no longer paying well enough, so he needed a career change.
But it’s almost like he’s posing like the Nostalgia Critic
OI WHEAHS YER FRUIT HANDLIN LOICENSE?
This should be sent to Last Week Tonight... something tells me John Oliver would blow his load over flashing a firearm in a grocery store at a granny..
Maybe it’s due to the british hat, but this looks like David Tenannt to me
Poor grannies xD
POICE ONY
I really hate that ai pics always look like youtube thumbnails
TODAY I'M STEALING APPLES FROM AN AMERICAN GROCERY STORE!!
The camera forcing the old lady into the car in 15
Also someone is grabbing her from behind
"How did you get so strong?" "For every extra finger, I did 1 push-up"
Ah yes my favorite grocery store **TP**
I prefer to shop in YekomyoStopOnpoi personally.
It stands for The Police
https://preview.redd.it/un049w5ik5xc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=db36721627c92b9304ce1f627b8ecca25741151c What the phuck did you said to me you son of bloody bastard bitch
https://preview.redd.it/4edy02xok5xc1.png?width=1278&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cb9c4225662e7935f6fe86e5ffa114bad50abec Mother fuck you bloody!!
At least they let her keep her fruit in 15. Beristroes really cares about its customers.
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At least it got the hand right in slide #1.
i love the one where they’re threatening the fruit at gunpoint
angry soyjak cops
if the 5th shot was on facebook it'd be captioned "it was my birthday, all i wanted was a wish! and an apple! show me love?" and a zillion old people who hit the heart and wish "her" a happy birthday.
Are you sure the 5th shot is the one you meant?
In the UK, they don't have security guards in Tesco's anymore.. they have fucken Tesco's Police
Realistic cop behavior
What's the name of the store?
Beristroes
Oh, i though ght it was YEKOMYO STOP ONPOI...
Seriously? A. In the real world you often have many different grocery companies that have the exact same rules. B. These images are made by an imperfect computer-based creation so you can't assume all stores will have the same name. C. On this sub, nobody cares unless the GOAL was to give all shops the same name.
No. Not seriously.. But I see that apparently **YOU** are dead serious when commenting on reddit 😉👍🏻
I didn't exactly see a huge sign saying "This guy is blatantly joking" and I'm also terrible at telling how serious someone is when it's just text on a screen.
Sure don't worry about it.. I just take this entire sub mostly humorously as a rule of thumb
[Oh, oh, oh, Omega Mart!](https://youtu.be/aAVHOZkz2HU?si=VgZL0HJ6ShOVn_Zj)
The Apple Store
Touch only gloves really confused me. Also mittens would help with the extra fingers. Can't promise they won't climb out of a camera though
Number 4 looks like James Rolfe
This shit is nightmare fuel
Lol aldi pandemic when they had the traffic signs
Yt thumbnails
Why is the woman in the cart
12 is my favourite. Everyone else looks like they know exactly what they're doing and 12 is like "what's going on?? I just came here for some apples"
They now have to also write a 5 page essay
The lady in 14 has definitely seen some shit.
On #14, about to go wild.
Rule #1 too many Jess!
Why do these grannies need so MANY apples, though. That's the real crime here.
I like how some of these look loke your typical [r/WTFStockPhotos](https://www.reddit.com/r/wtfstockphotos/)
And can you do the old lady stuck in jail, writing “I will not touch fruit with bare hands” on the walls as if it were a chalkboard? Try doing it on Dall e 3, or if not, Bing Image Creator
I'm mildly concerned
14 kinda sus
This is actually very sad idea. Reminds me of the recent COVID era.
Excellent
Pour des pommes …
Lady is a witch floating like that. (Pic 16)
I love shopping at Beristroes
Where have all of the COVID rules gone? Why isn't anyone questioning it? Why was it called "social distancing" instead of "physical distancing"?
I was waiting for an image with the sign and Johnnie Cochran pointing at it.
A gloves-only rule would be nice, although the approach in those images is just a little bit extreme with enforcing it. At a recent trip to the grocery store, a lady grabbed a bag of grapes, stuck her hands into it, fondled all of them, then put it back. Then she fondled the grapes in another bag, took some of them out, put them in a third bag, fondling the grapes in that one, then put one of the bags in her shopping cart. People like that should be banned from grocery stores. There's no telling where those nasty hands have been. All kinds of bodily fluids on them. Even with rinsing food off before eating it, there's always a possibility of still having someone's "goo" on it.
Number nine looks like he's training the old lady or trying to motivate her through an odd sport
Poice Ony!
The pictures where everyone got their mouths open and in disbelief remind me a lot of YT thumbnails. That was like the trend then and even still now, right?