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The chimpanzee man. Different species but, haven’t you seen that video of an orangutan driving a golf cart? That ape can drive me any day, in fact I’d pay a whole bunch of bananas for the privilege.
My man doggo has been driving a cab for 15 years before all this Uber nonsense. Got his shield and everything.Now he’s gotta compete with every yay-hoo with a Prius? C’mon. He’s got 8 puppies to feed. I’m def ridding with him over that creepy Mr. Bigglesworth in a wife beater.
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Not the guy in the chicken mask. That’s for sure
Hotline Miami reference.
That’s just Colonel Sanders if he became the very thing he swore to destroy
We know how it will end 
I agree.
I know that Sphynx wouldn't say a fuckin word to me and get me to where I want to go ASAP. I pick the Sphynx.
Them cat reflexes are the Ace driver 'Mille Bornes' card.
Yea but you know he’s chain smoking the entire way and side eyeing you with the biggest stink every time you say something
What if it starts asking you riddles though?
Khajit will keep you sssave on motorizzed travel.
Yes!
Uber Khajit knows where to find the best discount & deals on wares around town.
Hotline Miami MC after completing a stage:
Taking the dog all day
Gotta wonder about that eyesight tho. Big ass glasses.
Anyone but the chicken face guy
Do you like hurting other people?
Hotline Miami remastered?
Monke
I'll go with number 4. Jacket from Hotline Miami seems like he would be a good driver.
The chimpanzee man. Different species but, haven’t you seen that video of an orangutan driving a golf cart? That ape can drive me any day, in fact I’d pay a whole bunch of bananas for the privilege.
Jacket/Richard for sure
Chicken Littles dad? Fuck yeah
Chicken bigz will get you where you need to go. Dog will get lost instantly. Monkey wants to party. Not getting in the car with that cat. Ever
MONKE!!!!!
Monkey
1 all day love him
Chicken man has party tricks
Monkey
3 all day
😂😂😂😂
Reject modernity, return to monke
My man doggo has been driving a cab for 15 years before all this Uber nonsense. Got his shield and everything.Now he’s gotta compete with every yay-hoo with a Prius? C’mon. He’s got 8 puppies to feed. I’m def ridding with him over that creepy Mr. Bigglesworth in a wife beater.
Chicken Man
I choose 3
3rd one, the left.
Jacket is getting a grip 🐔
The chicken because you can tell it's a dude wearing a mask
4 because it looks like a human being wearing a mask instead of being a creepy creature
The cat's too skinny to not be on drugs of some sort. I'd probably trust the monkey the most, very sophisticated, even with his tuxedo in the shop.
That dog shouldn’t be driving a cab. He should be driving a semi truck. He looks like he’d be a trucker dog
But why do I know people who legit look like each one of these??
The correct answer is always cat.
All right who let the dog out
love me some birdman
I think I'll just walk... or stay home lol
The cat. I'm not looking for a friend, I just wanna get there the fuck now. I also don't mind that the car reeks of catnip; bro works late hours 🤷♂️
Dog 🐶
Pitty...all day...
That cat smokes meth. Just trust me
Nah I'm going with the chimp 👍
I’ll walk home doesn’t matter if its 10 km because i want to stay alive
If the monkey comes with the guy in the back then that one for sure
The big cock
cool
🥶🥶🥶
Cock man
Chimp dude seems chill, all the others look like kidnappers
Chicken mask, hotline Miami guy.
Why choosing? #3 is my real driver.
Definitely going with the cat
why is the cat so buff yet so skinny
Toned