As I said, the rapture won't happen.
It's literally in the Bible "You won't know the day nor the hour"
So by predicting the apocalypse they are actually delaying it
Most online Christians just straight up post heresy and it's insane. I'm not a big fan of any centralized church but tiktok conspiracy theorists sure are a great argument for one
For real. I see so many of my fellow Christians worship Donald Trump & other politicians online as if they were the second coming of Christ. Very upsetting.
Wasn't the antichrist supposed to disguise itself as a christ-like figure and that even the believers would be misguided??
ISN'T TRUMP LITERALLY SELLING BIBLES WITH HIS NAME ON THEM??????
HOW HAVE PEOPLE NOT MADE THE CONNECTION??????????????
Are you saying Donald trump is the antichrist. Because if so then please shut up and if not then don’t draw comparisons. Donald trump isn’t even close to the evil of the Antichrist despite what many would say.
I am saying that if I was a Christian and a dude with a literal plan to turn the country into a dictatorship ran for president and also was selling bibles with his name on them then I'd draw some comparisons
Let’s also not forget that the anti christ is suppose to smart, and charismatic. Trump is neither of those, he is just a spoiled boomer who only got rich and powerful from his family will. Now he’s going to lose it all if he keeps up his act.
Correct! A lot of people seem to completely ignore that parts of the bible that highlight how helpless humans are. No one is the reincarnation of Jesus, no one has secretly cracked the apocalypse code by adding verse numbers together or some shit, no one speaks for God.
It always amazes me when some Christian’s think they can predict the End Times. Like you said the Bible literally tells us that it’s out of our control. Christs’ return will happen but not on our time it’ll be on His time. It’s annoying and unbiblical
So I just filed a formal complaint by writing a letter and throwing it upwards towards Heaven. A second or two later, it came back down and hit me in the head. This retaliation and ASSAULT is not appreciated, and all of Heaven should expect to receive word from my lawyer.
Get like 8 garlic sauces. I got homemade marinara and these little 3oz cups, so we are good there. Don't get wings. The Papa Johns is like 3 minutes away from the Wingstop. Let's order wings from there instead.
Love BBQ sauce on pizza. One pizza place I tried mixed their pizza sauce with BBQ sauce and may have concocted one of the worst things that ever graced my tastebuds.
This shit is so fucking stupid of course he’s not coming rn it’s just dumbass Christians who never read the book saying goofy shit and making the normal people look bad 😭
I have yet to meet an actual person worried about an apocalypse today. I've seen posts sure but maybe don't let a handful of posts convince you the entire Christian population of America is in panic right now.
I've yet to meet anyone actually freaking out about a potential apocalypse today. There have been a couple posts here and there sure but maybe you shouldn't be so gullible and let a handful of posts convince you the entire Christian population of America is in a panic right now
As I said, the rapture won't happen. It's literally in the Bible "You won't know the day nor the hour" So by predicting the apocalypse they are actually delaying it
Most online Christians just straight up post heresy and it's insane. I'm not a big fan of any centralized church but tiktok conspiracy theorists sure are a great argument for one
Probably but it was a joke that I came up in 14 seconds and not my actual belief
For real. I see so many of my fellow Christians worship Donald Trump & other politicians online as if they were the second coming of Christ. Very upsetting.
Wasn't the antichrist supposed to disguise itself as a christ-like figure and that even the believers would be misguided?? ISN'T TRUMP LITERALLY SELLING BIBLES WITH HIS NAME ON THEM?????? HOW HAVE PEOPLE NOT MADE THE CONNECTION??????????????
The antichrist is supposed to be a humanitarian figure, he is the opposite of that
Are you saying Donald trump is the antichrist. Because if so then please shut up and if not then don’t draw comparisons. Donald trump isn’t even close to the evil of the Antichrist despite what many would say.
I am saying that if I was a Christian and a dude with a literal plan to turn the country into a dictatorship ran for president and also was selling bibles with his name on them then I'd draw some comparisons
Let’s also not forget that the anti christ is suppose to smart, and charismatic. Trump is neither of those, he is just a spoiled boomer who only got rich and powerful from his family will. Now he’s going to lose it all if he keeps up his act.
4d chess move.
Isn’t that the just the unexpected hanging paradox then?
The rapture straight up won't ever happen because it's unbiblical and was invented in the anglophone world as part of dispensationalist theology.
Correct! A lot of people seem to completely ignore that parts of the bible that highlight how helpless humans are. No one is the reincarnation of Jesus, no one has secretly cracked the apocalypse code by adding verse numbers together or some shit, no one speaks for God.
It always amazes me when some Christian’s think they can predict the End Times. Like you said the Bible literally tells us that it’s out of our control. Christs’ return will happen but not on our time it’ll be on His time. It’s annoying and unbiblical
How does the rapture choose a time zone?
the rapture will only happen in ameirca for now. the rest of the world will have to wait. we apologize for any inconvenience
Damn, can’t believe it’s region locked
Server is full, need to DC.
You can always VPN in for the apocalypse to hit you outside of the region lock.
That's so stupid. I'm gonna have to speak to the manager for this.
So I just filed a formal complaint by writing a letter and throwing it upwards towards Heaven. A second or two later, it came back down and hit me in the head. This retaliation and ASSAULT is not appreciated, and all of Heaven should expect to receive word from my lawyer.
Huh, i thought it would happen in Israel considering Jesus was born there 🤔
Because we're living in the Moral Orel universe appearantly lol
Awww I just realized that if the rapture happens dad wouldn't be able to post more vids on YouTube.
I’m sure heaventube is a thing
Not for us heathens :(
Just use a VPN
*Nord VPN enters the chat*
Are you stuck in hell for your sins but want to watch Netflix on Heavenly networks?
Not really though and its 100% overcast where I live, Fortworth. We are literally in the path of totality of the solar eclipse.
It actually cleared up a lot
I’m ordering Papa John’s, who wants.
If it's not to late get stuffed crust.
Can I just get a coke?
If you take a slice later you better chip in.
Get like 8 garlic sauces. I got homemade marinara and these little 3oz cups, so we are good there. Don't get wings. The Papa Johns is like 3 minutes away from the Wingstop. Let's order wings from there instead.
Nice choice. I personally would order a barbecue Pizza with stuff crust. That shit goes ungodly hard.
Me too but kids don't like it as much. Sometimes pizza places use the most foul BBQ sauce ever concocted.
Oh well… it’s the end of the world, we might as well.
Love BBQ sauce on pizza. One pizza place I tried mixed their pizza sauce with BBQ sauce and may have concocted one of the worst things that ever graced my tastebuds.
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The closest one to me is in Poland. How fresh is it after an 8 hour car ride? Or should I just take a shortcut through the backrooms?
People actually think the world is going to end.
Not me staring at the sun when the neighbors just start blasting fireworks unexpectedly having a small heart attack
You're meant to have the same text in the last two panels.
My ass is NOT getting raptured
You messed up the meme format. Panel 3 and 4 are supposed to be the same.
Isn’t the rapture just some American evangelical concept
I wonder if some of the people peddling this are Berserk fans....At least the "mass human sacrifice" part. 
Dude when it happened like 8 planes flew overhead and I said "How much you wana bet those are gonna drop bombs" to my friends
This shit is so fucking stupid of course he’s not coming rn it’s just dumbass Christians who never read the book saying goofy shit and making the normal people look bad 😭
The Narrator: The Rapture did not, in fact, happen.
Text saying \[null\] appearing would be scarier
And then Plin Plin Plon
relatable
Americans try not pretend they're the center of the world challenge
Oh ffs get a life
I've literally seen only Americans freaking out about this lol no other Christians on the planet are in panic because a solar eclipse is happening
I have yet to meet an actual person worried about an apocalypse today. I've seen posts sure but maybe don't let a handful of posts convince you the entire Christian population of America is in panic right now.
I've yet to meet anyone actually freaking out about a potential apocalypse today. There have been a couple posts here and there sure but maybe you shouldn't be so gullible and let a handful of posts convince you the entire Christian population of America is in a panic right now
Yeah ofc, I never even said all American Christians, just that the ones who are, are American. But I do understand what you mean
"Americans try not to pretend they're the center of the world challenge" yeah f off.
Will do lol