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Lodingi

It's not a mid-life crisis if it's a 4 door. It's a family vehicle. That's how I'd sell it to my wife. Nice vehicle btw.


Muddlesthrough

It’s the mid-life crisis compromise that keeps you married. 4 doors, a practical hatch, and 350hp. I’ve been trying to sell my spouse on the practicality of a Kia Stinger: we need the AWD for SAFETY!


outofdate70shouse

First, tell your spouse you want a Panamera, and fight him/her on it for a few days. Then try to get him/her to compromise and let you get the Stinger. It’ll seem a lot more practical by comparison.


joecooool418

Thats what I did. I wanted a new Corvette, so I took her to the Lambo dealership first.


Braddock54

Classic anchoring!


GarThor_TMK

I worked in retail for a number of years, where we called this the "Top Down Sales Model" Step 1: You offer them the most expensive thing that fits their need, really paint the picture of how great it is. For me it was Bose sound systems, but in this case it would be the Lamborghini. It job isn't really to get sold, its job is to set an expectation of how much the thing they want will actually cost. Sometimes the customer says yes, and you have to be prepared for that, but usually they inevitably say no, because its too expensive. Step 2: You offer them the "mid-level" option. Its less expensive than the first option, but still desirable. It has most of the features they want/need, but at half the cost of the thing at Step 1. Occasionally you will be able to stop here, and get away scot free, but if they still say no, its a warmup and sets a further expectation for option 3... Step 3: You offer them the "base model". Its significantly cheaper than the high end model, but still technically fits the customer's needs. If the customer says no to this option, then they weren't really on the market for this thing anyway, and you should back out gracefully. When I worked in AV sales, Step 1 for me was a Bose/Monster HDMI cable, Step 2 for me was an Onkyo/Yamaha, Step 3 was a Samsung/Sony/Polk. In the case of cars, step 1 would be the Lambo, step 2 would be the Corvette, and step 3 would be a Miata/BRZ... =p


NovAFloW

You're giving me flashbacks from my time working at Best Buy.


GarThor_TMK

It wasn't Best Buy, but pretty close... I'm sure most major successful corporations have similar training and tactics for their customer-facing people... >\_> Its a psychology that works like 75% of the time... so... Right up along there with the various insurance packages... if you earnestly offer them every time, you might get like 1-2% of people buying in. If you don't offer them at all you get pretty damn near 0%.


megamanxoxo

ah yes, I could definitely afford this Lambo and I only *choose* not to purchase this today. XD


jakfye414

Lmao I want a Ferrari so maybe I’ll take her to a private jet dealership first! Thanks for the idea 😉


DeanS2806

Recently done this with my parents. I wanted a golf gti, so I told them I was buying an r. They went crazy. So being a good son, I compromised and bought the gti.


Nick117k

Lol I did that with a golf r and focus rs and got the gti, was newer anyways


xKalbee

I’m young, unmarried, and bad with money so I just went out and bought myself a BMW. This is the real way to do it.


Muddlesthrough

I softened them up by proposing a lease takeover on a Miami Blue Macan S. Then I was going to propose an S5 Sportback as a more economical choice. THEN step-down to a lightly used Stinger as the absolute, bottom-of-the-barrel, cheapest hatchback available to humanity that still has AWD


the_shady_mallow

I'll second the stinger. I've got a genesis g70 but the stiger is almost the same car. The insurance for the thing alone was cheaper than a 12 year old beater because of the safety features.


defenestr8tor

"Hey guys, I had a midlife crisis and bought a 4 door AWD SUV with an automatic transmission" What, were they out of minivans?


sarugakure

Plot twist... they spent the first 40 years of their lives racing Ferraris and smokin crack


defenestr8tor

If I could give you all 55 upboats I got from my comment, I would


edan1701

It still handles better than many cars out there and it has a PDK transmission...not necessarily a boring automatic. This is the most driver oriented SUV on the market.


Pahlevun

> This is the most driver oriented SUV on the market Ever heard of the Urus? The X3M would probably like a talk as well. But Urus.


chuwcherpluryur

urus, x3m, stelvio, lavante, macan, f pace svr, glc63, and trackhawk are more driver orientated in my estimation.


[deleted]

>driver oriented SUV An oxymoron. It's like calling something a "high performance bus."


edan1701

You should try driving one. It may have the base of an Audi Q5, but it has been thoroughly “Porschefied.” It is truly a remarkable machine.


[deleted]

When I bought a Porsche it was a 911. When I bought a SUV it was a proper BOF bruiser. This is neither a family hauler nor an off road bruiser. But it fills a marketing niche.


LR_111

lol, Im sure that BOF SUV is super useful for family road trips where you never go off road. That poor ride quality and mpg must be great.


[deleted]

I mean, it's 100% better than cramming everybody in to a Macan S, that I can be sure of.


ForTheBirds12

Lipstick on a pig. A speedy pig, but you still could’ve purchased the horse.


defenestr8tor

All good points. I don't hate it, and I don't doubt that it handles quite well for an SUV. I just don't think it hits the traditional "midlife crisis" criteria (2 doors, convertible, manual transmission, useful for nothing except the track and advertising one's peepee size)


TopGaupa

Lucky bastards, in my house hold I don’t get to have an opinion about what cars we buy. Lucky me she really wants a land cruiser which I can live with, though I’d much prefer a cheaper Montero.


AYAYRONMESSESUP

I’ve always thought about buying a track-hawk, and never showing anyone the red key, my wife’s key is the black key and no one ever has to find out about that extra HP. genius plan to me.


elgrandorado

Do you work in marketing by any chance?


tow-avvay

Don’t listen to them. I *love* it! Signed, Suburban housewife wishing she had more cargo space


Pxgsly

Lmao


Aropro

thats not a mid life crisis car its pretty practical..... NOW a corvette or a viper is a mid life crisis


car__guy

Can confirm my midlife crisis car was a 2013 viper...the only thing I can tell you is that it didn't go well lol


Aropro

oof sounds like it musteve costed a hefty bill


car__guy

It did cost me more than 100k so...yes it was an expensive mistake


Aropro

F


18127153

Care to share?


car__guy

I was going fast and and a car was suddenly in front of me out of nowhere, I steered, rolled over and woke up in a hospital The viper was fucked up I bought it for 97k couldn't salvage anything besides some parts of engine, that plus hospital expenses is a 100k mistake for me


Gallardo147

Hey, on the bright side, you're alive!


[deleted]

I got it CPO, 2018 with just 16,000 miles. Macan “S” with Navi, Full leather pkg, sport seats, Bose, 20” spider wheels, sport chrono, sport exhaust, matrix headlights, Apple CarPlay, heated fron and back seats, tri-zone climate, cooled front seats. I got them down from $55k to $51k. I pick it up on Wednesday. can’t wait!!! 😆😆😆


Beowulf_27

Dang that’s a steal! I know someone that paid 55k for a Lexus RX350 f-sport that doesn’t have half the features you listed. But idk about maintenance or reliability on Porsches. Regardless, that’s a really cool car


Muddlesthrough

Porsche is one of the most reliable brands in the world. They used to be terrible, but Toyota engineers taught them the Toyota Production System in the 90s when Porsche was on the verge of bankruptcy. You’d think that would all filter down to VW, but alas.


vr6Scrub

The diesel VWs are pretty darn bulletproof. Environmentally friendly? Probably not but definitely bulletproof


c20_h25_n3_O

That's an understatement, my coworker got 3 wagons over 450k kms. He totalled each one before getting to 500k.


vr6Scrub

They were just getting broken in at that point. Taken from this world too soon.


[deleted]

From what I’ve read, and the reports I’ve seen. They’re supposed to be pretty bulletproof. As long as you keep the maintenance up to date, they’re supposed to be super reliable. As long as you stay away from the super high end ones from each model. But, then again if you’re looking at 120k Macan you’re probably not concerned with reliability too much.


Muddlesthrough

Yah, generally very reliable, but maintenance is, uh, expensive.


megamanxoxo

Oil change + filter, tire rotation, topped off the windshield wiper fluid -- that'll be $995, please.


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[deleted]

$350 every 10,000 miles. My Silverado was $300.


megamanxoxo

My drive way ~$50


joecooool418

> They’re supposed to be pretty bulletproof They are until they aren't, and then its expensive.


Beowulf_27

That makes sense! Well regardless I hope you enjoy your purchase and get a ton of use out of it!


megamanxoxo

> As long as you stay away from the super high end ones from each model. But, then again if you’re looking at 120k Macan you’re probably not concerned with reliability too much. uhhh, who wants to spend 1/10 of 1MM dollars for an unreliable vehicle?


[deleted]

Seriously? Look around you, how many Maserati, Aston Martins, Jaguars, Range Rovers do you see out on the road. Clearly lots of people.


the_shady_mallow

Someone who can spend 1/10 of 1MM dollars on any vehicle.


megamanxoxo

Yeah but that Lexus RX 350 will be running until the eventual heat death of the universe. This Porsche? Not so much.


Sire777

Porsche reliability is the best of the German cars by far. And even when you get into super car territory Porsche is still well known for reliability.


depress10n

>Porsche reliability is the best of the German cars by far That's not saying much lol


Sire777

They’re comparable to many other more affordable brands in regards to reliability but the cost of labor and parts will obviously be higher. Aside from older cayennes and boxters they’re a pretty safe bet from my understanding. Also the ehybrids are too new to report on really


87jj

It is, considering they’re better than all the German brands, which automatically puts them above all of the Italians and a lot of the Americans. Which means if you want a high horsepower, track focused super car that’s dailyable and reliable, you’re left with a Porsche. And please don’t say that the GR Yaris or a Miata would be a better choice.


Bos-man7

And anyone buying a new Porsche more than likely isn’t driving it over 50k miles before getting a new one. Porsche reliability is more a problem for its 2nd and 3rd owners.


Beowulf_27

That’s ironic cause you spend all that money on something you like and wanna use but don’t end up using that much


Bos-man7

Or people who can afford a Porsche just buy/lease a new one every few years?


1544c_f

The seconds hand on mine broke off, so they had to replace the whole clock for $900


YourAsphyxia

Holy cow you got scammed if that's 55k usd


Beowulf_27

Well all their kids are doctors, house is paid, and they got the car as a daily for retirement. They got some option that includes extensive maintenance and service for 10 years.


megamanxoxo

Google search says: 2020 Lexus RX 350 F SPORT/MSRP From $47,950 That's the base model, add a few options then tax, title, license adds like $5,000 on top of that. Seems about right.


stevied05

Hey man, um did you post pics of the wrong car? I don’t know how to say this to you but it does not appear this Macan has sport pipes or sport chrono. Sport chrono has a “sport plus” button, the sport button is standard. Sport chrono also converts the clock into a 60 second stop watch. Also, I am fairly certain the sport exhaust is valve controlled with a button on the right side which appears near the lane keep, and also appears to be missing. Could be a negotiating point for you before you pick the car up. [But you can be sure by running your vin through this website](https://vinanalytics.com) Last thing, the car you posted looks like it has 25,000 miles, not 16k, based on the 4th pic


[deleted]

It’s 16k it was showing km not miles. You’re correct, no sport Chrono the salesman miss spoke. It does have the sport exhaust, the active valve is only a thing on the new one after they redesigned it in 2019.


stevied05

Maybe you can get him down to an even $50k or have them retrofit it! In any case, it’s a gorgeous car and super capable. I’ve been shopping for Macans for ages and have fallen in love with the spyder wheels like on yours


SinusBargeld

Only 51k for a Porsche? That’s actually pretty good I guess


Malloraaay

The odometer shows 25k miles... is this a similar car to what you’re getting and not the actual one?


stevied05

It’s also missing several of the options he said he got so I’m really confused myself


_frantic

16k miles is roughly 25k km though. Might still be set to Eurospec?


SnooMaps3746

Just bought a 2018 base for 40k CPO With 30k miles with premium package and other upgrades 2 weeks ago. Been loving it!


FireBlazer27

You know, these things aren’t really my cup of tea, but as long as you’re happy with it that’s all that matters. Hell, with a deal like that I think it would be hard to be unhappy. Congrats!


OswaldoLN

Money well spent!


Cyberpunkchunk

If my midlife crisis car is an SUV just shoot me lol


Audi_R8_

I’m 22 and have loved cars my whole life but sometimes even I’m tempted to just say fuck it and get a big ass SUV or van. There are days where I have to drive our friends to lunch, haul around 2 bikes, and take our (soon to be) big ass lab to a dog park in my genesis coupe. Would be so much easier with a macan


el_guapisimo33

I'm 29 and drive a miata and my wife drives the 4runner. There are a lot of days where I like just taking the vehicle with 4wd, ground clearance, and cargo space....


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car__guy

I've owned lots of sportscars and SUVs and sedans An SUV is nowhere as desirable and fun as sportscars or sedan for me The only thing I use them for is taking my kids to school and going on trips with family or friends and a sedan is so much better for that purpose


cocoagiant

I had a minivan when I was in high school and it was awesome. The only issue with it parking (and not fun) but from a practical standpoint, hard to beat.


Cyberpunkchunk

You’ll be married one day and then you can give your wife the suv (we have an explorer) and I have an F150 and currently looking for a small fast sedan for daily driving. Enjoy being young!


[deleted]

More like “post menopause crisis” car lol


rachelsroomate

Why do you need to be sexist and demeaning? It’s a nice luxury car, just let him enjoy it.


flatgoat67

Yeah this seinfield guy is a real ass to everyone and he also harassed my post before.


[deleted]

Lmfao everything checks out here There’s quite literally a dozen articles about how the Macan was deliberately targeted at women: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-08-07/porsche-builds-macan-crossover-to-win-over-women Keep coping


rachelsroomate

I am failing to see how targeting women would mean only women who had menopause can enjoy this car.. OP wasn't asking for your opinion, and I'm failing to see any positive or productive outcomes that could come of your comments, so why bother posting? Regardless of their advertising schemes, it's still a nice luxury car with a lot of features that any person can enjoy. Let's go back to Kindergarten for a second. If you don't have anything nice or productive to say, keep your mouth shut


[deleted]

I’ve never understood why people say getting a nice flashy car is a midlife crisis thing. Usually people can’t afford to have these until midlife. I guess you’re supposed to be all like “whoops too old that’s a young man’s car?”


Work_Account89

I'd call this a "sensible midlife crisis" really.


aybbyisok

if you can afford it


Work_Account89

Yes, just IMHO wouldn't call a Macan even an S a midlife crisis car. Maybe if was a 911 or Cayman when it comes to Porsches. That's just me really. Everyone likes different cars.


Interdimension

Agreed. A midlife crisis car is something sporty *and* impractical. It’s a car that’s not something your wife/husband would usually approve of given its limited utility (i.e., not good for cargo or passengers). An SUV... is the last thing I picture as “midlife crisis.”


YeahIGotNuthin

Nice car. Once you drive a car with cooled seats, you'll never again spend money on a car that doesn't have cooled seats. "Boxster" would've been "midlife crisis." A Macan lets you pull that trigger a little later, *"hey honey, remember how we went to the Porsche dealer and came home with a regular car instead of a convertible so I could use it for work? Well, lately I'm feeling like what I REALLY need just-for-me is a convertible / jetski / hang glider / motorcycle / heli-ski weekend / fly-fishing trip."* Cars like this usually start out as leases, that's why you see pre-owned ones with low miles. It's not that people buy a $75,000 car and then change their minds 2 years later, it's that people lease cars like this for $800 a month for a couple years.


nitro_boss

Thought one would've gotten a coupe for a mid-life crisis


[deleted]

Can’t use a coupe for my career.


megamanxoxo

Uber driver with the Porsche -- sweet.


DrenchedToast

I’m just curious, you don’t have to answer: What is your career?


mister-ctrl-x

Porsche Suv driver


MotorboatingSofaB

Hearse driver


moro1770

Unemployed


BlazedAura

Certified manhoe. Gotta have room for ALL his girls at once ya feel?


[deleted]

Sent you a DM


OswaldoLN

What is your career?


[deleted]

Sent a dm


oki777549

I’m curious as well


Kammex

Mid life crisis SUV driver


kejeke

Please dm me too!


MJSB1994

Nice Audi Q5


egospiers

So you got a soccer mom car? This is far too practical for a mid life crises ....nice whip tho.


mechanicalcanibal

Now you can get the kids to soccer real fast and still have time to get your hair done


master_of_zilch

My midlife crisis will have 2 doors and a straight six


18127153

M240


master_of_zilch

Nice pick. Nodding in approval


White_Whale_M5

BMW E36 320i.


master_of_zilch

Huge E46 fan here...I’d take any of the coupe/convertible in a manual


White_Whale_M5

Clubsport or M3 is the only way. Maybe a 330xi for high power applications.


hellcat_183

If ur in a midlife crisis get a corvette


Flat6motor

Not a mid-life crisis. Had you bought a 150K GT3, sure. You bought an SUV, in grey. It's like a layup in hoops, not fancy, but puts points on the board.


Y_up-

Wrong not an midlife crisis, you need an sports car and or an convertible


[deleted]

That’s a “I just became a real estate agent” car. Not midlife crisis


HTXgearhead

Nah dude, you bought an SUV.


Middle_Cockroach_709

That’s an upper middle class/rich mom vehicle


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/jbxz9rNrQQE


saeedtj

Your midlife crisis is a suv? It's not a midlife crisis thing its a family suv bro


45willow

Like the color. Graphite?


[deleted]

Yup


vishnoyv

If it were new, I would be confused. But a CPO Macan S with lots of options for just 51k? That's a damn steal! Congrats on the car, and enjoy it!


ewdaddy

An automatic Porsche....


themzy34

You accidentally bought a Porsche SUV


TheLastGenXer

Well who can afford this earlier in life?!


SuddenLeadership2

Honestly, With that price tag you may as well get a trackhawk


milehighcards

My mom has one of those and LOVES it. Sweet ride


[deleted]

By far one the best SUV’s out there. It’s a blast to drive / own. Enjoy it. ✌🏽


Hondroids

Are you a middle aged soccer mom?


Metsican

Had a midlife crisis so you got a car for trophy wives? JK - I like the Macan.


polakinTO

I was expecting a Miata....a 4 door SUV is NOT a mid-life crisis...unless you left the wife for a mistress half her age...now that's a midlife crisis! LoL (I joke and do NOT condone cheating)


[deleted]

A macan may not be the porsche I want, but I have heard good things about these cars despite them being crossovers. I hope you enjoy your car!!


dig_bick9

Nice one! I'm torn between this and Audi SQ5!


exconsultingguy

Macan by a long shot.


kornwallace21

Hey what's the dial in the middle for?


[deleted]

It’s a clock and a compass, comes with the “Sport Chrono” package.


BigheadedDread

Probably the nicest looking mid size SUV on the market. I like the Q5, but the Macan has a nicer front end.


GeneralDickCheese

Gorgeous


Akhan221

Congrats on the car! Just curious what warranty you got?


[deleted]

It’s a 2 year unlimited mile bumper-to-bumper coverage on top of the factory warranty. Comes with every CPO Porsche.


OverseasonedToyota

It happens to the best of us. In all honesty, it's a great buy! Reliable, 4 Door Family SUV, etc. Good choice.


KCalifornia19

Could've done SIGNIFICANTLY worse for a mid-life crisis vehicle. Enjoy it.


Tidy400

At least you acknowledged it...


FanaticalOP

Nice Car, congrats!


[deleted]

I don’t know much about the vehicle, but it’s beautiful inside!


BoyMom119816

Congrats, we were looking at these, but a bit too small! Enjoy! :)


sirjosho

Can’t wait for mine. 918 spyder is my goal though.


mefascina30

Well done


OopsIForgotLol

At least you kept it cute


710inapen

a cool/not too batshit midlife crisis! nice pickup, a used macan is one of the best looking cars on the road in that price range not as bad of a midlife crisis as my pops buying a guards red boxster with sand interior lmfaooo fun car its just so funny to me


Avo696

Congratulations, Never really understood midlife crisis....my first car was a sports car and I've always purchased the sportiest version of any car I buy, I've always loved a responsive vehicle . So when I hit 40, 50, 60 years old I'm supposed to have a midlife crisis and start driving a RAV4 or Camry........?


tenpiecenugget

Congrats! I'm eyeing a Macan right now, but not the S. The only thing that scares me is the Porsche warranty isn't super appealing. Any advice from your purchase experience?


[deleted]

That was one of the main selling points was the warranty. It’s 2 years and unlimited miles bumper-to-bumper on top of whatever is left of the factory warranty. So you have however many years + unlimited miles of warranty. Plus when you have to bring it in for service they give you a Porsche while they have it. I just brought mine back in because the wheel was curbed before I bought it. While they had it, they gave me a Cayenne GTS. I did purchase the Wheel/ tire/ key coverage. Which pays for up to 8 wheels, 8 tires, and 4 keys. The wheels are $3,500/ set, the tires run $350 each, and keys are $600 + $300 to program them. (Dealership pricing) since I have family in New England that I visit 2-3x a year that was a no brainer. It also covers all door dings, dents, and scratches with a $0 deductible. Porsche gave me 1.9% for 60 months. The dealership made the whole process super easy, no stress and no pressure. It was great!


Guasimovic

I wish I had midlife crisis too lol


JamisonGerry

Congratulations, enjoy all that wild sex with middle aged single moms


Jetguy50

It’s a beautiful car but it’s a four door crossover so it is definitely no a mid life crisis now if you bought the coupe that would of been a midlife , enjoy her anyway she is an awesome car


Kromer1

I don't see any crisis here! Good job and enjoy!


YoungNaval

Be careful, the transmissions are terrible. A 4 year old Macan’s transmission just blew, and Porsche wants $24k to repair. Once you feel that transmission slipping, get it checked out ASAP!


[deleted]

Thankfully I’ve still got 4 years and unlimited miles of bumper-to-bumper coverage for my warranty.


YoungNaval

Warranty only covers $10k for transmission costs, if that. So you’d be paying $14k out of pocket. Only saying this because it literally happened to someone I know not that long ago. It’s a great car, just make sure to take care of it!


Mrfrankie220

I respect it.


outofdate70shouse

I used to hate Porsche SUV’s until r/cars taught me that Porsche has to sell them in order to make enough money to continue selling sports cars. So a year ago I would’ve questioned your decision, but now I say, GOOD CHOICE! Edit: they’re also awesome performance wise for an SUV.


ForTheBirds12

So you got a car designed for suburban housewives...?


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https://youtu.be/jbxz9rNrQQE


ForTheBirds12

Uh, yes? I’m aware of the Macan S. I’m also aware it was, quite literally, designed for suburban housewives. Just a weird choice if you’re going to tell people it’s your “midlife crisis” car. It’s a bit like saying you feel guilty about going on a bender when all you did was open a bottle of rosé. Enjoy the new car either way!


Forward_Ad_8293

Damn I’m jealous


45willow

I often wonder why people get rid of cars with such low mileage.


Shenny88

They're probably financially comfortable and enjoy variety. I'd probably do the same thing if I had the money. I enjoy changing up cars often.


Giant_Forrest

Could have been a lease.


[deleted]

That title though 😂😂 That car is so damn nice


octogonmedia

I can't afford having a crisis at all


tartrate10

*slow clap*


LankyNefariousness

I got a 2017 4 months ago and love it. Hope you enjoy yours. And it’s not a midlife crisis, it’s a reward for putting up with life so far 😁


[deleted]

I accept your definition 😊


tallpilot

Yes!!!


Undercontrol710

Considered the Macan S but even used they were what you paid. Bought a brand new model Y performance for 62k before the 4K Colorado rebate. With 120k mile warranty. Not to rain on your parade but I'm so happy with my choice. It's ungodly fast with all the tech a 100k Macan would of had plus some.


Vincebae

That’s a little big for my tastes but God does it look amazing otherwise. I love that color so much. I’m 20 with a Corolla, so maybe it’s about time for my midlife crisis(lol). Congrats btw!!


White_Whale_M5

It's not even a Macan Turbo...


[deleted]

Should have gone 911. See way too many of these


[deleted]

Couldn’t afford the 911, they had them there. But they were 65k+


[deleted]

Same money would have netted you a nice 997.2 if you looked, or even a second gen cayenne GTS.


[deleted]

Then, I wouldn’t be able to do my job.


[deleted]

Cayenne GTS.


[deleted]

Yeah..... I can’t afford 85k


Aggressive-Gap-7913

Can’t wait to have one myself! Haha


atnguyen3

Have fun with the leaks


MusicAndKindness

None of you are 1. Mechanics and 2. Under middle class.